SpongeBob

Shiny and New: An Organic Experience by SpongeBob

01/09/2003

R Riddikulus Sirius Black Severus Snape Humor Slash Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Prizoner of Azkaban

When Severus Snape gets a bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo in the post, he thinks nothing of it... until after he tries it. After getting fooled by a free!Sirius, Snape is cursed with the Madonna Curse. Chaos ensues...

Words: 4,434

Chapters: 4

I Am The Lizard King by SpongeBob

12/04/2002

R Riddikulus Lucius Malfoy Humor Slash Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

The compainion fic to Shiny and New, the epic tale of Spiffiness, pinkness, and ultimate OoCness continues in the action packed thriller starring Lucius Malfoy, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Draco Malfoy, and The Boy Who Lived... for Draco's Spunk.

Words: 2,483

Chapters: 1