K. Cloak

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and romance is in the air! Severus and Hermione find love thanks to a meddling Dumbledore, but everything they do seems oddly familiar… An SS/HG parody featuring Severus angst, a whiskey-drinking Hermione, a sarcastic narrator, neo-Death Eaters, potions, tea, books, transparent plot devices, Draco Malfoy in leather pants, talking familiars, amber ringlets, butt-hugging jeans, and a sextacular Pagan wedding.

Shortly before Halloween during Harry’s seventh year at Hogwarts, things start getting strange. Who is the strange new Death Eater occupying Voldemort’s attention? Why does Harry keep finding himself in disturbing situations? And why does Severus Snape keep landing in the middle of them?

A mother's love for her son can sustain her, but not forever. A tragic event in one of Hogwarts' most enigmatic men, told from the perspetive of his mother.

It?s 1980, and Severus Snape is enjoying life as a Death Eater. Little does he know that the world of lies he lives in is about to come crashing down upon him. Told from Severus?s POV. Featuring MentallyDisturbed!Snape.