Rating:
PG-13
House:
Riddikulus
Characters:
Narcissa Malfoy
Genres:
Humor Romance
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 01/26/2004
Updated: 03/23/2004
Words: 7,988
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,082

Like, Oh Say, Ted Tonks

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Story Summary:
Andromeda has plenty reasons why her life's over. Her sister's an evil Death Eater, her family can trace itself to the founding of EVIL, and on top of it all, she has an insatiable crush on Ted Tonks. Oh, to be a Black...
Chapter 01
01/26/2004

Andromeda has plenty reasons why her life's over. Her sister's an evil Death Eater, her family can trace itself to the founding of EVIL, and on top of it all, she has an insatiable crush on Ted Tonks. Oh, to be a Black...

Words: 2,745
Hits: 747
Chapter 02
02/03/2004

Andromeda's seventh-year at Hogwarts told in a slightly humorous style. In this chapter we meet Andromeda's oddball best friend and...*swoon* the man himself, Ted!

Words: 1,753
Hits: 470
Chapter 03
03/01/2004

The seventh year of Andromeda Black told in a slightly humorous style. This chapter: Marauders! Lily Evans! Heartless fiends!

Words: 1,386
Hits: 393
Chapter 04
03/23/2004

The seventh-year of Andromeda Black told in a humorous fashion. Things get somewhat dark as a mysterious Carina is mentioned and Bella's unadulterated loathing of marriage (and her love of cursing) is revealed.

Words: 2,104
Hits: 472