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This story is littered with clichés, blind dates, rather poor attempts at humour, more clichés, and perhaps, if you are lucky, a few happy endings as well. D/G.

A brief look into the teen angst-filled life of James Potter as he walks down the ever-changing hallways of Hogwarts.

There's an adventurer, a schemer, and a rapscallion...and then there's Peter. And he certainly never dreamed that this would happen. Marauder-era genfic, AU theme. But it could happen. With Professor Sprout and Hagrid. This was for the January 2006 challenge on the omniocular community on livejournal. Special thanks to Pavonis for "Kate" and the Hanging Basket inclusion. Title taken from the Rolling Stones song.

When Ron's hair begins to fall out, he goes to great lengths to prevent it. A short fic on a spell gone wrong.

Ginny is angry at Harry because she's realises that he is too self-absorbed to notice anyone else in the school besides his close friends. Harry is upset that Ginny is angry, and doesn't understand why he cares what she thinks so much. Meanwhile two Ravenclaw girls decide to form a band, and somehow Draco gets roped into being the lead singer. And when the band gets very good, Ginny finds herself somewhat attracted to``blond lead singers.

Lavender and Parvati attack Hermione... but not the way you think. A bit of Ron/Hermione.

Ron sat up in his sleeping bag and looked at Draco. “It could be worse, we could be standing outside treading in cow manure and staring at star constellations; if you think about it, it was rather good of Hermione to give us a tent.” Complete with magazinestealing!Draco. Not R/D.

And introducing, for your entertainment pleasure, Malfoy - Homicidal Kitten and Weasley - Kamikazi Puppy! Keep them away from stairs, and each other... Also featuring The Flying Hufflepuff Filker, the Ravenclaw Filker of Doom, and Gryffindor's Merry Filker, as well as an all-new Christmas filk.

Goyle has a great idea... well, maybe not great... includes Malfoy eating crayons...not something you see every day!

Draco exchanged his father with Nikie for the endings of a "hilarious miserable Potter" fan fic and of course, Lucius isn't going to be too happy about it. So, to keep himself from killing the only person who knows he's in the Muggle world America, he's going to write his daily adventures. And here they are...

Snape is, yet again, the butt of Sirius' latest joke. A bit of SiriusxRemus, but hardly at all.

The Great War rages on and Draco Malfoy is desperate to get out of the trenches. Will he be able to or is he going to be faced with yet another excuse to get his brains blown out for wizarding kind? Featuring Bitter!Draco.

MWPP/L have a totally '70s experience.

Draco is being attacked... by himself! Hilarity guaranteed as canon Draco meets fanon Draco!

Draco does a Harry Potter. He finds himself at the door step of people he's never seen nor heard of and remembers very little. Minor difference: he's living with a person who likes him and he has privileges. Tiny problem: he's invisible to the Muggle eye, doesn't know where the Magical-American world is, and he has no money! What will our poor, pretty boy do? Write everything in his diary, of course.

Ron wakes up with no memory of the night before on one of the most important days of his life.

Can things get any worse? Ron Weasley doesn't believe they can, and he's never felt so happy in his life.

Just where exactly

Reporter Noelle Eyre is doing another interview. This time she is interviewing a portrait of Hogwarts founders, but one's missing. I'll give you four guesses as to who.

We've seen the Dark Lord at his worst. We have witnessed his most terrifying fury, and the unspeakable horrors that he is capable of. But do we really know all of his true characteristics? Read on as I chronicle a day in the life of Lord Voldemort, and you will learn many interesting facts about him that are not found in the books. But be warned- what you find may shock you.

Ever wonder what would happen if the Meterpreters gave advice?

James Potter returns home from a Quidditch match, only to discover that in his absence baby Harry has discovered a new-found eloquence. Just a random one-shot created for the L/J cookie jar.

Twin-centric one-shot set during Book 5, after the duo left Hogwarts Fred is being a twit. George is tired of it. They beat on each other. And a good time is had by all. Mentions of various other Weasleys, Hogwarts students and mild references to Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia and Angelina/Roger.

Mad, Mad Passionate Love returns, bigger and more disgusting than before! With interhouse romances popping up everywhere, how can Hogwarts cope with the onslaught of such powerful passions? Lots of fanon stereotype fun, including Pathetic! Draco, Sexy! Snape, and Fiery! Ginny. "But I love you," Tom had said, tears streaming from his bright red eyes. He couldn't blame Albus… he wasn't nearly as handsome as he'd been the year before, when his eyes had still been a normal color and he had actually had a nose.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione broke into Gringotts in pursuit of Horcruxes. Now the goblins want revenge - of the monetary sort.

Severus Snape was sent to Cornwall in the summer of 1996 by Dumbledore to do 'Order work' which really meant relax. Follow Snape's excursion in the Muggle world with a new identity and new discoveries to technology and being social. It's a laugh, really.

Professor Snape in a pink thong and matching bra?? SCARY!

What happens when a 1970s game show classic collides with the Potterverse? Much mayhem, flying knickers and the inappropriate use of Magic Markers, for a start.

Hermione and Draco go on a whirlwind of insane adventures due to some insane writer's preferences for a challenge. The story begins with a wet little romp through the Hogwarts grounds. [Includes: Snape in galoshes!]

Oh great, somebody call Oprah, a new series I'm writing, they're called letters to no one, Ginny is on the way. Lily is whining about how conceited, immature and handsome James is.

Imagine if all of the Hogwarts kids lived in a little town called St. Francis, Wisconsin. Imagine if they all played instruments. Imagine if they all went to 'band camp.' Well, you don't have to imagine! Here's a story about it! This is based on a true story. Each of the characters represents me and my friends and our adventures at 'band camp.' It's not THAT kind of band camp, though! Get your mind out of the gutter!

Crysta finds a Time Turner lying around. On her way to bring it to Dumbledore's office, she pulls one of her famous gymnastics stumbles and rops it, shattering the poor thing. She gets sent back to the Marauders' time and is stuck there until she can get a new Time Turner. And she's not supposed to do anything to change the past. And she ends up changing it forever. (Sirius is alive and Harry's a seventh year.)

Ron and Hermione are cleaning the attic .. or should be.

(Marauder-era.) Typical Hogwarts Christmas for Remus and Sirius... except Sirius has disappeared.

...and took up tenpin bowling instead. In this AU and very silly ficlet, Tom Riddle never becomes a dark lord, but channels his energies on a bowling league.

Ginny's husband is punished for grievous misjudgement.

Ever want to know a day in the life of an Unspeakable?

What happens when Mary Sue comes to Hogwarts? Can the students withstand her in all her terrible glory?

While serving a detention for Filch, Draco discovers something that Potter doesn't know about and can't wait to rub his nose in it. What he doesn't expect to discover is the fact that he and Harry share a grief from the same source.

Harry and friends and a whole lot of zaniness....

In which James Potter tries to drop Divination with the help of one "Zai the Enlightened" and Remus Lupin, many years later, gets cornered by a certain Professor Trelawney. No crystal balls were harmed in the writing of this fic.

Humor conquers all. This is our hummorous take on two questions. "What would the characters think about some of the romance stories on line?" and "What would bring Death Eaters and the Order of the Phoenix together?"

Three educated elves change the course of culinary history in one slightly drafty British boarding school.

We all know that Sirius is a klutz...why would James ever ask him to be best man at a wedding?

Who is the mystery character who manages to do magic late in life under desperate circumstances? And what counts as 'desperate cirumstances', anyway? It all depends on your point of view....

A parody of a parody: a song from Monty Python's Meaning of Life, turned into a Death Eater musical number (with pokes at Bill Gates and the Muppets, as well).

Hermione is whinning whinning whinning!!

This is the long-awaited sequel to "Harry Potter and Friends (Who Happen to Hate Him a Lot)". Mina and Maura return to cause complete havoc at Hogwarts.

Harry does not like making this potion. Neither does Snape.

Hermione spends a week at a seminar for advanced studies, and gets an instructor she wasn't planning on! Features catfights,``designer hexes, wizard bar games, and a lot of time in... the bathroom?!

Dennis is missing. Colin is distraught. S-P-E-W is pointless. Quests are fun.

Crystal Waterford is as perfect as her name implies. When she goes to Hogwarts in Harry's seventh year, everyone in the school is enchanted by her. Everyone, that is, except Ron and Hermione. As the situation gets more and more out of hand, the two begin to plot Crystal's downfall. Problem is, none of their plans seem to work. And when they find out that Dumbledore knows exactly what's going on and is doing nothing to stop it, they just about give up. But then the perfect opportunity is presented to them, and even Dumbledore helps prepare the operation. Knowing that this is their last opportunity, Ron and Hermione are determined not to let this plan fail.

The Sorting Hat, after much thought, decided to quit singing.

Hermione & Ron become closer while assisting Harry in a somewhat 'desperate' moment.

It's the Late Show with your host, Harry Potter! Madness ensues on the first ever talk show featuring our favorite scar-head... with such guests as Blippy the Basilisk and Mary-Sue. Along with many other surprise guests!

Some animals just don't make good pets... A tale of friendship, choice, and many, many familiars.

Voldemort is in the Chamber of Secrets waiting for Wormtail to return with the potion that will allow him attack Hogwarts from the inside. There was only one problem with this plan. Wormtail delivers the wrong potion to Voldemort--a love potion.

During a crazy holiday party, Harry gets a letter from a secret admirer.``This silly fic was written in response to Ginnysdarkside's Christmas ``Challenge on her Live Journal. When I rolled my pairing, I almost ``refused to write it!

Short, stupid fic in response to a "Sickeningly Impossible Challenge" from K-Trina Puffinstuf. A Death Eater dinner gone a bit wrong - Enjoy!

My response to LemonFresh's Username Challenge, wherein one must write a fic around their FAP username. In case you missed it, my username is Hooligan.

When Hermione first married Ron after the war, she hadn't expected their relationship to wither and die. But it did. And so, in desperate want of some spice, Hermione signed her and Ron up for Tango Dancing lessons. The results were not what she expected.

An evil more dangerous than Lord Voldemort has risen to power and only Harry Potter can save Hogwarts from it.

The weirdest fic you've ever read. Written by alternating words between insane authors. Includes a burned-down school, a squashed rat, and Brad Pitt.

A troll has Flitwick's wand and Professor Binns offered to help get it back. But what happens if Binns fall asleep? Will Flitwick become the first wizard pie?

Hermione gets a book for christmas from Harry and a truly wonderful gift from Ron. But when she finds out what the book contains she can't believe it.

A meant-to-be-humorous spoof, basically. Contains hints of R/Hr.

A world of Weasleys to choose from and all of them diverse.``Why choose just one when I could have the lot and say it all in verse.

James Potter struggles to learn that marriage means compromise. When you don't, there are consequences.

It was a normal day in Hogsmeade. The students were walking peacefully, the birds were singing, some Gryffindors were getting drunk, and the Slytherins were up to no good. What can possibly go wrong?!

Harry just seems to have this horrible problem with getting into other people's pensieves, doesn't he? At least this time, he didn't really have a choice. Inside Prof. Snape's pensieve, he finds that Snape once found true love. The only problem: the girl he loved was a self-serving idiot. How does Snape get out of this situation? It's not the most wonderful way.

Gary Splotter returns to Hogwarts and yet again messes up something with his stupidity.

SPLAT! Dungbombs were meant to be thrown off buildings, right? Fred and George certainly think so. Hermione disagrees, and Ron just seems to find it all rather funny.

Harry saves Ginny from a dangerous and life-threatening Herbology detention.... All right, maybe not so dangerous and life-threatening as... vaguely scary and somewhat unsafe. But still. Almost-nearly-certain peril. At least.

What is a chicken doing near the subtle science and exact art that is potion making? Why is Luna sitting at the Gryffindor table--why does she wish to be a farm animal? For what possible reason am I running for my life?``Sadly, the world may never know.

Hogwarts' Defense professor is out and Dumbledore needs a stand-in for a few days. The only problem is that the one person willing to do it is Sirius Black.

This story is about Harry at Hogwarts and his experiences at Hogwarts in his seventh year. You may be disturbed in some parts. You have been warned. Written pre-OotP.

My response to the '22 things to do in a plot bunny' challenge set by Silvercrackle. Beware the lemon meringue pie!

Hermione takes Ron on a small caving trip, when something happens to Ron. Will Hermione figure out what it is and how to correct it?

"Voldy had a plan, a very GOOD plan, make all the boy plans. . . wait. . . " What you are about to read is how our favourite headmaster REALLY died. . . and the really odd, disturbing story Jo didn't want you to know.

Severus Snape, Death Eaters, and seven small children. Who will survive until the end of the day?

Find out what happens when you mix one dark-haired Slytherin poet, a reluctant James Potter and a bored Sirius Black left too long to his own devices.

Definitely an AU story, and a one-shot.``What do you get when you throw Tony the Tiger™, Scooby-doo and the Gang, and Smeagol into a room with The-Boy-Who-Lived? Why, you get The Audition, of course! Read to find out what zany things can happen to our favorite hero, at an audition you will never forget!

Harry Potter turns seventeen, and to his big surprise, the Dursleys actually remembered! And there's more: they are celebrating it too! But there's something Harry doesn't know; there's a plot, inside his birthday cake.... Will Harry survive his seventeenth birthday?

It's 1976. Sirius Black has fallen in love with the perfect girl. She has an odd attachment to scarves—and she's got a really long name. A Mary-Sue parody fic. Gag-bags ahoy!

It's time for careers advice, this very important event in the life of every 5th year student, and with Sirius Black it is going to be anything but ordinary. The day will be a long one for Professor McGonagall.

Sirius Black comes back to his flat to look for a forgotten object and witnesses the most traumatic event in his life: Lily Evans' bridal shower! Oh, did I mention that he witnesses it from inside the wardrobe?

Hogwarts is in for a great surprise....

What was Ron Weasley thinking during and after the chess match in SS?

A whirlwind tour through America for Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny. What happens when all four become famous...in the Muggle world?

The story of the first Harry Potter book/movie, written in rhyme.

On either side the great lake lie``Long lawn of grass so green and bright,``That clothe the soil and meet the sky;``And thro’ the lawn the drive runs by``To many-tower’d Hogwarts;``And up and down the students go,``Gazing where the waters flow``Round an island there below,``The island of Shalorts.

Ginny hasn't forgotten the circus her father once took her to, and when things with Draco fall apart, she decides to join.

Ron had never heard of a condom before, and Hermione swore up and down he needed at least one if wanted to get laid. And Ron definitely wanted that. Harry helps him out a bit.

Harry and the Dursleys are on vacation in New York City when Harry meets the girl of his dreams. When he tries to talk to her, he is ridiculed. Unfortunately, Dudley sees him, resulting in a fight and more *sigh* maid duties for Harry.

Professor Snape is Hogwarts' (somewhat unwilling!) Agony Aunt. Sympathy is not his strong point...

It's the Halloween Boogie, a dance only seventh-years are allowed to attend. So what happens when you throw the Marauders in there?

Harry is going off to save the world, as per norm. Only this time... he might not come back. So his friends take it upon themselves to write him letters of good luck, etc. Oh, dear. He really doesn't have very eloquent friends, does he?

Harry/Hermione, but where does Draco come in... and who does Hermione love when she tells Dumbledore that "he" is dead? Voldemort striking his final blow, destroying the unlikely friendship...

A crazy story about a muggleborn and her obsession with Sirius. Sirius-ness ahead!