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Have you ever wondered how someone else viewed something in your life? Did Disney cloud your own logical approach to relationships and offer you impossible scenarios? This story offers four perspectives on the same relationship - Seamus, his mam, Dean's mum, and Dean.

Blend a cube of Time Machine into a cup of Gred and Forge. The Weasley twins take a journey into the future. Will it be like what they have expected? Enjoy your beverage!

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

The real story behind how Gyrffindor joined the other Founders to create Hogwarts.

"I sat in a daze, watching her walk away, her hips swaying after every step. Since when did my best friend become so gorgeous? Hmm, skip practice and be unmercifully teased by Hermione (something we both enjoy) or go to practice, where I would train and be tired quickly (something that neither of us enjoy)? ‘Hermione, wait! I’m coming with you!’" ``A fun and humourous (hopefully) H/Hr fic in which Snape wears knickers, Ron discovers his favourite colour, and Harry is oblivious but randy....

A funny, slashy, funny (did we mention funny and slashy?) MWPP fic where James and Lily get it together, Sirius is, um. . . Sirius, there's some strip poker, a few laughs, and a TOTAL surprise ending (we think.)

It's Hermione and Ron's seventh year at Hogwarts, and Ron is more perceptive than people give him credit for. Hermione doesn't want to get into a relationship with Ron because she thinks it would ruin their friendship with Harry. Ron attempts to convince her otherwise. Includes Confident!Ron, written to show how he may become once he has gotten through puberty, grown comfortable with his body and moved out of the shadow of his five brothers. Also contained herein: UST, humorous tertiary characters and this author's brave attempt at witty dialogue.

A delve into the oft-confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!

Draco is being driven mad by deprivation, and is beginning to entertain some disturbing thoughts. Just what has Harry Potter got to do with his predicament, and what will it take to push him over the edge? H/D slash.

Hermione takes Harry shopping for a...present...for Ginny. Companion piece to Heat.

When two fanfic authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co. are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... singing! Various characters will be turned into newts, fantastic hit musical sensations, and many end up falling into a large hole in the stage, caused by a tragic accident involving the ballet-dancing Oliver Wood and Hagrid.

St. Patrick's Day at Hogwarts. Fandom jokes and cliches abound. Oh yeah, and St. Patrick was a parselmouth. (Or was he?) (Okay, he was, I just added that for dramatic effect!) (Or did I?)

It's date night. With Thai food.

What happens when all the characters in Harry Potter get together to play Truth or Dare? What about lots of laughter? Each chapter is for a different set of people or time period. Includes MWPPL and teachers.

Ron finally admitted to himself that he fancies his best friend, Hermione. What will happen now?

Hermione gets sent undercover in an American highschool to see how Muggle teens act. She finds that she has a long-term sub in one class...who just happens to be a long-forgotten person.

Lily Evans is going to spend the summer at her friend Jenn Black's summer home. When she gets there she meets her friend's brother, Sirius, and his friends, James and Remus, and has the time of her life. But will Lily and James be able to come together in the end?

Harry and Ron are back at it again! They reeeeeeally don't want to be back, because they know what's awaiting them. "VH1 Goes Inside..." is back! Why? 'Cos there are soooo many more couples left to pick on.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

Hermione contracts a fatal illness and is dying. The only three people who can save her are: Harry, Ron, and Draco. Only, they have no idea what they're doing. Thank goodness Hermione's spirit is coming with them. Hr/D

Set immediately after OotP, and the gang is back at Headquarters! One morning, when Mrs. Weasley isn't feeling very well, she pulls her son aside and gives him some strong advice about his best friend, who has always been just a bit more than that. Hermione also gets one of these eye-opening conversations. Our favorite pairing sees each other in a completely new light. What will they do with this new-found knowledge, especially when ushered into an awkward and too-close-for-comfort situation? Come and find out in this comedic romance, where the hilarity and adorableness of R/Hr is at its best.

After writing the first six chapters of A Change of Plans, P. D. Yerf decided she wanted to write an MST. Yeah, scary, I know. So, anyway, here it is, in all its random, pointless, and completely out of character glory! Includes cameos from Riley Snave (co-author of A Change of Plans) and the Male Voice from the Ron Pompeil infomercials (it slices! it dices!)! Enjoy!

Ginny's found a new friend in Harry, and, naturally, she wants him to be happy. So she does what any sensible girl would do--devise a half-baked plan to set him up with Luna Lovegood. Er, right. But what happens when her matchmaking schemes fall short of her expectations and her plan blows up in her face?

Lily Evans has always considered herself to be a rather ordinary girl. But as she enters her seventh year, things in her life start to change and Lily begins to fear that she is going a bit mad. Suddenly she finds herself Head Girl, with her mates acting strangely, and a new and improved James Potter that she can’t seem to get rid of. Based on the writing style of Meg Cabot’s “The Princess Diaries” series.

The fourth year Yule Ball is seen from Draco's point of view. Mild slashy thoughts.

Ever wondered what it would be like to go to Hogwarts during Harry Potter's time and not have any contact with him? Or not even care that you did? This, I guarantee, is not a Mary Sue, self-insertion piece of crap story. This is a tale of Hogwarts told from the most unlikely source...a Hufflepuff, by the name of Prank McKite.

A short collection of tales following the romantic misadventures of Ron, Hermione, and their relationship 'mentors,' Fred and Angelina. A semi- humorous outlook on the Ron and Hermione relationship.

Ron has a brilliant beyond brillant idea! Will he be the only Weasley to shine in his entire family? Will he join the popular Slytherins?

Two 15 year old American girls step on a train...and the train changes. To the Hogwarts Express. They change too, finding they are now eleven. Eleven. When they collide with Howarts, well, Hogwarts will never be the same.

Join the gang in their Seventh Year in a collection of episodes taken at various points of the year, filled with Teen comedy and starring Hopeless!Neville, Loose!Harry, FallDownDrunk!Ron, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Slash!Terry Boot, DirtyOldMan!Dumbledore, Dancing!Malcolm Baddock and Sexaholic!Voldermort. The collection of Episodes is inspired by the movies American Pie 1 and 2, as well as hopeless bouts of insomnia. Each time I cannot sleep, I shall add another one… unless people beg me to stop. Rated R due to language, adult content and because no one would read a Teen Comedy rated PG-13, let’s be honest. Enjoy!

Harry and everyone go on the Newlywed game. What will happen? Who will win? Who will be the couples and why will Ron be sleeping on the couch tonight?

Harry, Ron and Hermione stumble across a what-if-vision. What do they want to see? What will they get to see?

When Hermione has a date, Harry realizes his feelings for her. But rather than just tell her, Harry devises a brilliant and complicated plan to get her to notice him...

After the war, Harry needs to relax and have a little fun. And who better for him to have fun with than Draco? No plot to speak of and very fluffy!

Ron and Ginny get into a fight, and some rather odd stuff begins to happen.

Sirius Black had never seen a head of hair quite as unique as James Potter’s. It vaguely reminded him of the time when he’d accidentally run his mother’s cat, Sooty, through the tumble-dryer when he was seven. Black on blue-black, refusing to lie flat, as if clumps were attached to the strings of invisible balloons floating above the other boy’s head. Sirius wondered if he’d purposely styled it like that, or if James Potter had been in a freak potions explosion earlier that day. Either way, it was intriguing.

At the beginning of yet another school year, head of house Severus Snape welcomes both new and not-so-new Slytherin students back with a few kindly words of wise, helpful and reassuring advice. Well, he welcomes them back, anyway.

The war is over and the last of the Death Eaters have been rounded up and sent to Azkaban. Moved by the spirit of celebration and blissful in their own new-found contentment, Hermione Granger’s friends begin to wonder if the never-ending battle of wits between she and Severus Snape isn't a hint of something more. When they decide to test their theory with a little matchmaking scheme, their meddling puts Snape in a position to save Hermione from a debilitating evil. But how far is he willing to go to help her?

Why that whole theory about James doing a Switching Curse with Remus would, most likely, blow up in his face.

She's been with the Marauders (composed of her brother-in-law's cousin, her best friend, her sexy mate, and The-One-Whom-She-Gives-Not-A-Sack-Of-Dragon-Dung-About) ever since her first yeat at Hogwarts, and has gone through it all with them. But now Elizabeth Cartier finds herself thinking unholy thoughts about one of them, and realizes that she can't stop herself from falling for him -- not that she's really trying to.

It's Luna's birthday, and Harry decides to treat her to a little slice of the Muggle world...

In a world where Sirius was not framed and never went to Azkaban, two-year old Harry is in the care of his godfather. Sharing a house with Remus, all is blissful domesticity... until the day Sirius decides to put some shelves up. The Muggle Way. Will their happy home be destroyed in a cloud of brick dust and woodshavings? Will Sirius emerge with all his limbs still attached? And most importantly…will Harry ever get to Toys 'R' Us for his new paddling pool?

Rowling has said that book 2 was the most difficult to write especially the ending, in a early attempt she may have written something like this before she quickly threw it into the trash can.

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return once again, to sort out Voldemort in his many incarnations.

Harry/Draco established slash pairing. A look into the every day life of our two lovely boys. Draco needs comfort and Harry is there to give it to him.

Spontaneous Death Reversal was completely unheard of, at least until this cloudy day in mid-2004 when an eight-year-dead Sirius Black begins banging on the long-ago locked door of the old Department of Mysteries.

I, Malfoy, hottest person in the school. I could have any girl (and most of the boys-even the straight ones) in the school. I, Malfoy, cleverest person in the school. I could beat Herm…Granger in any test. I, Malfoy, Quidditch player extraordinaire. I could have beaten Potter or Gin-the Weasley girl to the Snitch any time.

Beware--it's Harry Potter, TV soap opera-style! Dashingly handsome Draco Malfoy and fiery Ginny Weasley are engaged to each other. But when Lucius doesn't agree, to what extremes will he go to separate them? Featuring ginormous complications with Cho Chang and pointless drama! Prepare yourself for sobbing!Harry with a dash of Caplocksbold!Harry, angry!Ron, Caplocks!Ron, laughing!Ron, nagging!Hermione, wailing!Narcissa Malfoy, strange!Voldemort, diabolical!Lucius Malfoy, and verypsychotic!Lucius Malfoy! Oh, yeah, you might want to watch out for those arguments between old Lucy-Poo and me. Will Draco and Ginny live happily ever after or will Lucius ruin it all?!

Severus Snape and Remus Lupin are married and off on a whirlwind honeymoon. Some wedding guests remain to finish the leftover wine and wonder…

Oh, life is cruel for one Ginny Weasley. Harry Potter has stolen her heart and refuses to give it back. Not that Ginny has a problem with him having it. It's only that she doesn't have his heart as well. Cho Chang always seems to be at the end of his line of sight, and Ginny's had enough. It's time for a plan of action; revenge on the girl who stole her man's heart. Slightly AU - it's fifth year, but not OoTP style.

Stuck at the Grangers' London flat on a hot August afternoon, Ron and Harry have three hours on their hands. And a pumpkin.

Harry and friends are in seventh year, and are finding it difficult to deal with Hermione's sudden death. Harry is lost and tormented, Ginny goes punk-rock, Ron gets all effeminate and Neville looks dashing all the time. Cho Chang makes a mysterious reappearence (the silly bint!) and Professor Metikulus seduces the masses. Oh, a little sex (well, right from the word go actually), and all about the Suffragettes Against Malfoy's Masculinity movement.

Harry takes a seemingly useful field trip to the 1940s, but within hours of arriving is distracted by something he did not expect. Tom Riddle has his eye on a sixteen-year-old Minerva McGonagall and she's not doing a lot to stop his advances. How can Harry stop the impending disaster without completely messing up history? He can't ...

Harry, Kalli, Willow, Draco, Ron and Hermione are all grown up ``with children of their own. Now it is time for their children to be unleashed ``on Hogwarts, with a little help. Will they be able to defend the Marauder's name, ``and live to tell about it?

It's not easy to confess your feelings, sometimes you have to try it again and again...

Based on the movie 'Top Hat,' this ``fic includes: Dancing!Draco, Prissy!Harry, Confused!Ginny, Helpful!Hermione, and most original, Jealous!Ron. Romance, identity mishaps, and swordfighting await all who read!

"It's just pent up sexual tension," Ginny stated matter-of-factly. As soon as she said those words, Harry forgot for a moment where he was and said (quite loudly, too), "Sexual WHAT?!"````Ron and Hermione are at it again. This time Harry and Ginny (as well as all Gryffindor Tower) are fed up. Will they people able to knock some sense into Ron and Hermione's sexual tension drives everyone crazy? R/Hr with slight hinting towards H/G.

An accident in potions almost means the end for Hermione. What happens when Moaning Myrtle takes advantage of Hermione’s out of body experience? Will Myrtle finally get her chance with Harry? Will Hermione ever get her body back? Or will everyone think she’s lost her mind, including her best friends?

Hermione is REALLY tired of fangirls asking how to take care of the captured Ron, so she has made a handy guide to get you through all the basics of making Ron happy.

Ginny wants Harry to notice her and it seems whatever she might try to do he will not even glance at her because his eyes are glued on to Cho! Ginny will do anything and mean anything! I think Draco might have something to do with this fiasco!

Could the boys be any more clueless? Hermione and Ginny take matters into their own hands when the opportunity to spend a day with Harry and Ron in London arises.

It's years after the Dark Lord was defeated. The wizarding world is at peace again, but a new evil seems to be lurking at Hogwarts. Student after student files in at the Hospital Wing, and Madam Pomfrey, unable to stem the epidemic, consults Professor Dumbledore. He turns for help to one of his most trusted employee. Will he agree? Will he succeed? And by the way, what's hydrochloric acid?

Draco and Ginny decide to show Hogwarts and the wizarding world how to really kick off a war. This is not a story about switching sides or right and wrong. This is a story that shows what happens when people get tired of seeing black and white and decide to go for grey.

Hermione\'s complete and humorous 4th year diary. Seen through the eyes of a girl who believes herself in love with her two best friends, but may find love in someone she never thought she could. This fic was written under the influence of Knocked Out By My Nunga-Nungas, the third book about Georgia Nicolson. Beware the humor.

What happens when you mix the marauders, Lily and a movie theatre? This chapter: Food and lots of it.

A dual POV ficlet about James and Lily. What made Lily change her mind about James.

Hermione listens in on Ron and Harry doing some... experimenting.

Hermione sees something she doesn’t want to see, Ron learns something he rather not learn, and Ron and Hermione tell some secrets. Pure fluff, no plot at all!

It’s Quidditch Saturday, and Harry, Ron and Hermione are receiving a visit from Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia, all graduated and bearing alcohol gifts. Much fun and baring of souls ensues.

Before you lies a quest, a quest of all quests, perhaps``the quest for the Holy Grail! (oops, wrong story) anyways, you do have``a quest, as the readers. An interesting quest of many consequences,``good and bad. A story in which you, the reader, pick what happens next!``So drive on, fair ladies and gents, and choose well!

Draco promises to bring Harry chocolates, unaware of the problems that could arise.

We offer Virgin!Sirius, Homophobic!Draco, Married!Snape, Straight!Remus, Sockporn!Dumbledore, Non-sexless!Blaise, Traumatized!Poppy, and other rare things.````Part 1: We meet Sirius, a relative, a certain hippogriff and eh... what? A Hogwarts that isn't over-run by gay students?

What happens when Harry and Ron have a talk about one particular girl? Features Harry nervous in a bath towel, Ginny appraising, Hermione smoldering and Ron understanding! Throw in some muggle humour and you'll see what the end of Harry's summer should be all about.

When the Hogsmeade Apothecary runs low on potion ingredients, Peter Pettigrew gets his comeuppance and Snape gets the shock of his life. Read if you hate Wormtail!

Ron finds himself in love with Blaise after working on a project with her. He needs to say something, but can he find the courage?

James is a bad boy. James stares at Lily. James doesn't pay attention is Transiguration. James turns best friends into aardvarks. Bad boy, James, bad boy...

Neville discovers some interesting plants while doing an extra-credit Herbology project. With assistance from Rasta!Dean, he turns Hogwarts into a land of free love and inexpensive pot. But what happens when the Ministry declares weed illegal? And what does The Jammin' Lord V. think of all this?

It's Hermione's seventh year at Hogwarts and love is in the air. New crushes develop, Valentine carnations are given, ink bottles are thrown, notebooks are written in, new friendships are made, and through it all, Hermione and Draco stay in contact through one very overused owl.

Harry never knew much about his parents or their lives at Hogwarts. Only what Sirius, Remus or Dumbledore had ever told him. So when he finds the letters in an empty desk in Remus's attic, you can see his joy. Harry would finally be able to meet his parents, Lily and James Potter. Remus promised him, he'd tell Harry about them. All of them. All about their lives. This is his story. This is their story. Meet his parents.

This is a parody of the more outrageous hurt/comfort Harry/Severus slash fics.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that . . . Draco Malfoy will always be a git.

Harry is the most powerful wizard in the world. He's also in a really, REALLY bad mood. What happens when some unlikely allies decide to help Harry cheer up by interfering with his love life?

The sequel to Stuck in a Room with You! Sirius gets a wee bit out of hand with his obsession, and Lily gets a wee bit out of hand with Peter... and someone else gets stuck in the room!

How can you write convincingly about love when it’s currently dragging you through the wringer? Hit by the double whammy of a crushing deadline and the shock of his girlfriend's infidelity, novelist Oliver Wood churns out his latest bestseller in Tuscany and the unexpected company of sexy French housekeeper Gabrielle Delacour. Meanwhile newlyweds Harry and Hermione Granger are off on their honeymoon, leaving Ron Weasley to wonder exactly where he stands. Remus Lupin is faced with the task of bringing up an potty-mouthed and female-crazed teenaged son, while ex-girlfriend Tonks is about to be introduced to a new co-star. These and various other couples are forced to test their definitions of a four letter word in this crossover.

As another day dawns, Sirius Black confides to Remus his suspicions that they and the rest of the inmates of the Fan Fiction Factory are merely cogs in the wheels of some great and sinister conspiracy. "If we are imaginary," he suggests, "then surely our imaginations are as valid as anyone else's." Remus thinks he has a point. Severus thinks he's talking through his hat. Tarzan wants another banana. Join them in the Fanficfactory for another day of saving the world as we know it.

There's nothing like maternal advice when it comes to love... because a mother simply knows everything. Doesn't she?

Harry & Draco are late for potions! What have they been doing to be so late? [Slash] [Ooh, la, la, indeed...]

All she wanted to do was prepare a nice meal for the man she loves. Sometimes the best of intentions can lead to the worst of disasters. A semi-fluffy Tonks/Lupin comedy.

Hermione is given a choice...a very hard one at that. Will she choose Harry, the boy she's been in love with for a year? Or will she select Draco, the sexy blond Slytherin who's suddenly stolen a little piece of her heart?

A year-long argument about Muggle movies ends in Hermione taking Ron to see one, much to his dismay. Throw in one meddling mother, some strange concepts about Muggles, and a healthy dose of adolescent awkwardness, and what results is a very memorable day for Ron! R/Hr, 3-chapter story.

A Harry/Draco SLASH humour fic from the ANALogy+TOPology Potterverse. Under the influence of hallucinogenic substances, Harry and Draco match magical skills with unexpected and somewhat bizzare outcome. Written by an incorrigible slasher *vbeg*, this story explores the unorthodox and oft twisted relationship between Harry and Draco.

What if Lucius Malfoy had adopted Harry Potter? COMPLETE

Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. Who knew that Bellatrix freaked him out, too? Who knew that he had a sense of humor? Who knew that he was a tenor? Finally, the true life story of the Dark Lord... with music!

Ginny must deal with a Harry Potter who may, or may not, have seen the light. Sequel to "Men Love With Their Eyes."

Harry and Hermione go for that walk, and Hermione thinks back on what started the whole thing off.

I can't imagine WHY you want to read my diary. It's nothing very... ah. You want to mock and ridicule me because I have fallen in love. Well, go ahead. If you want to receive full evidence of my insanity, then this is the document for you. Do I care? Not really. You can get it all, straight from the horse's mouth. If you want to be really nosy, go ahead.``~Draco Malfoy~``(Warning, contains philosophy)

Mrs. Thomas bit her bottom lip and took a deep breath. "I mean ... no. I'm sorry Dean. You can not have the letter." "Why not?" His ``mother gave him a hard look. "You can not have the letter because it is ``fastened to the talons of an owl." Her son lifted an eyebrow. "Oh," he ``said thoughtfully, "that's a good reason."````Ever wonder how Muggle borns and their families began to believe in ``magic? Most people would just throw their Hogwarts letters in the trash. ``When Dumbledore sends his professors to the homes of Muggle students ... well ... How would you react?

Harry stopped believing in good and evil the week his parents, Sirius and Regulus all came back from the dead.

What happened the night of the Yule Ball in book 4? In this comic love story, Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and force him to look at all the evidence from books 2, 3 and 4 that spell out his real feelings for Hermione.

The Potters' first wedding anniversary is fast approaching, and despite the dark times, Lily wants to make this day special. James, however, does not only seem too busy to remember ... he seems to be cold enough to allow their marriage to fall apart! Lily vows to spark the flame once more and comes up with the ultimate plan to surprise him... Only to end up getting surprised herself.