Tracy Fisher

This was a challenge fic put forth by Laucia Siandel, I decided to take it up to see if I could actually make a sensible story out of the requirements listed below. ````* Harry unable to get his nail polish off (just for Circe). * Dumbledore's secret about him and (character of your choice). * An unusual paring . * The Giant Squid Speaks, and give someone some good advice. * What really happened that night in the prefects bathroom. * Someone dying in the most ironic way you can think of. * The line "Its not my fault, he framed me. He was going to cut all my dolls hair off!". * Fire Whiskey. * The return of Lockhart. * A character changing sides (But not Draco or Snape).

Ever wondered what it would be like to go to Hogwarts during Harry Potter's time and not have any contact with him? Or not even care that you did? This, I guarantee, is not a Mary Sue, self-insertion piece of crap story. This is a tale of Hogwarts told from the most unlikely source...a Hufflepuff, by the name of Prank McKite.

After discovering that Harry Potter only had four books written, a certain desire to see more overcame me. Allowing for book five to come out in the mean time, this is my version of book six. I've aped JK's style of writing, and attempted to draw out some of the hints she's left in the previous novels. Hope you enjoy!