Rating:
R
House:
Astronomy Tower
Genres:
Romance Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 02/11/2005
Updated: 06/04/2005
Words: 5,874
Chapters: 4
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Jumping My Bones

Bookworm919

Story Summary:
"I sat in a daze, watching her walk away, her hips swaying after every step. Since when did my best friend become so gorgeous? Hmm, skip practice and be unmercifully teased by Hermione (something we both enjoy) or go to practice, where I would train and be tired quickly (something that neither of us enjoy)? ‘Hermione, wait! I’m coming with you!’" ``A fun and humourous (hopefully) H/Hr fic in which Snape wears knickers, Ron discovers his favourite colour, and Harry is oblivious but randy....

Chapter 01
02/11/2005

"I sat in a daze, watching her walk away, her hips swaying after every step. Since when did my best friend become so gorgeous? Hmm, skip practice and be unmercifully teased by Hermione (something we both enjoy) or go to practice, where I would train and be tired quickly (something that neither of us enjoy)?

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Chapter 02
02/19/2005

"She laughed and laid her head on my lap. Oh, bleeding hell. Snape’s knickers, Snape’s knickers, Snape’s knickers! I chanted silently in my head. I tried to concentrate on what we were talking about…oh, yes! Her figure. I looked down at her, her head on my lap, and bloody hell! Why Hermione unbuttoning her shirt?!" A fun and humourous (hopefully) H/Hr fic in which Snape wears knickers, Ron discovers his favourite colour, and Harry is oblivious but randy...(Hermione might seem a bit OOC at times)

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Chapter 03
03/16/2005

"I didn’t know where I was going, but I knew that we needed to get there fast or else I was going to explode. Sensing my urgency, Hermione pulled me into a room, closing the door behind her. I looked at her lips, wondering how they would feel against mine, how they would gasp my name out when she came for me. I shuddered, wanting…needing everything now. I looked into her eyes, asking silently if I was allowed to do what I wanted. And when she nodded…that’s when I shattered." A fun and humourous (hopefully) H/Hr fic in which Snape wears knickers, Ron discovers his favourite colour, and Harry is oblivious but randy...

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Chapter 04
06/04/2005

"‘Harry, can we please-? Um, get inside before someone…oh!…interrupts us?’ she asked. I nodded, wanting to get into the classroom as soon as possible. I opened the door and brought her with me inside, and just as I was about to close the door I heard a voice yell out, ‘Mr Potter and Miss Granger! What on earth do you think you are doing?’

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