Love Actually in the Potterverse

How can you write convincingly about love when it’s currently dragging you through the wringer? Hit by the double whammy of a crushing deadline and the shock of his girlfriend's infidelity, novelist Oliver Wood churns out his latest bestseller in Tuscany and the unexpected company of sexy French housekeeper Gabrielle Delacour. Meanwhile newlyweds Harry and Hermione Granger are off on their honeymoon, leaving Ron Weasley to wonder exactly where he stands. Remus Lupin is faced with the task of bringing up an potty-mouthed and female-crazed teenaged son, while ex-girlfriend Tonks is about to be introduced to a new co-star. These and various other couples are forced to test their definitions of a four letter word in this crossover.

Hermione wants to talk. Harry has other ideas. It's their honeymoon, after all. Meanwhile Remus attempts to keep tight rein on his lively but good-natured teenaged stepson, who discovers that he is not the only wizard aware of Ginny Weasley's finer talents...

The new tea lady, Lavender Brown, finds herself in need of both tea and sympathy due to a horrendous start to her morning. In a comparatively drier setting, Neville receives some unexpected advice from an even more unexpected source, and Dean Thomas attempts to drum some sense into his best friend.

Crawling away to lick your wounds after a nasty break-up only works if people leave you alone - and people seem to be doing anything but with Oliver Wood. Meanwhile Lavender prepares herself for the arrival of the new Minister and Tonks meets her latest co-star.