Rating:: PG-13
House:: Schnoogle
Characters:: Draco Malfoy Ginny Weasley Harry Potter Hermione Granger
Genres:: Drama Humor
Era:: Multiple Eras
Spoilers:: Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:: Published: 07/19/2004

Updated: 08/05/2004

Words: 14,193

Chapters: 3

Hits: 2,482

Harry Potter Live and Uncut

Allegra Alley

Story Summary:: Harry and friends are in seventh year, and are finding it difficult to deal with Hermione's sudden death. Harry is lost and tormented, Ginny goes punk-rock, Ron gets all effeminate and Neville looks dashing all the time. Cho Chang makes a mysterious reappearence (the silly bint!) and Professor Metikulus seduces the masses. Oh, a little sex (well, right from the word go actually), and all about the Suffragettes Against Malfoy's Masculinity movement.

Harry Potter Live and Uncut Prologue-01

07/19/2004

Harry and friends are in seventh year, and are finding it difficult to deal with Hermione's sudden death. Harry is lost and tormented, Ginny goes punk-rock, Ron gets all effeminate and Neville looks dashing all the time. Cho Chang makes a mysterious reappearence (the silly bint!) and Professor Metikulus seduces the masses. Oh, a little sex (well, right from the word go actually), and all about the Suffragettes Against Malfoy's Masculinity movement.

Words: 4,145

Chapter 02

08/05/2004

In order to be cool at school you must:

Words: 5,040

Chapter 03

08/05/2004

Draco relieves himself, Draco gets rejected, Draco snogs his own reflection, Draco reflects on his sex life, Draco reveals more family history.

Words: 5,008