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Ron's Birthday Wish by Vanyaria Darkshadow
12/20/2003It's Ron's 21st birthday - will he get what he really wants? The answer is no. But what happens when someone gives Harry firewhiskey? And what happens when Fred and George find a blender? ``Starring Kleptomaniac!Ron, Drunk!Harry, Desperate!Ginny, and lots of firewhiskey...
Of Details and Dungbombs, I Know a Thing or Two by La Guera
01/09/2006George Weasley was comfortable in his loathing of Draco Malfoy until a temper tantrum led him to the Room of Requirement and changed everything.
'Twas Brillig, and the Slithy Toves by kaydee falls
01/19/2006Wherein lies a more than usually successful evening at the Burrow, Jabberwocks, memories, too much firewhisky, two generations of Marauders, and the passing of the torch.
Don't Let Go by x-Daydreambeliever-x
01/27/2007How can I die if someone is holding on to me this hard?
Reflection Without A Mirror by Strega Brava
01/24/2002A Weasley twin is pondering many things one night at the Burrow. The question is, which one?
Slow Dance by Kelsey Potter
01/03/2005"Somewhere there waiteth in this world of ours For one lone soul another lonely soul, Each choosing each through all the weary hours, And meeting strangely at one sudden goal, Then blend they, like green leaves with golden flowers, Into one beautiful and perfect whole; And life's long night is ended, and the way Lies open onward to eternal day." ~Edwin Arnold, Somewhere There Waiteth
Home Run Harry by Julri
04/10/2006Harry takes his forty year old son, the ghost of Draco Malfoy, and his friends to the park to play baseball. But will an all Death Eater team foil his plans? Sequal to "Happiness is Just a Daddy Away!" and "Harry Potter and the Magical Cheese Cracker."
Apocalypse Meow by scrummybunny
06/28/2007At Bill and Fleur's wedding, it seems like the apocalypse, anyway. A ring goes missing, Harry must confront an obstacle of the red-haired variety, and Fleur gives a whole new meaning to "bad hair day."
For speaking out of turn against her, Professor Umbridge gives Lee Jordan one hell of a detention stretch. But when the twins leave Hogwarts behind, and him with it, he gets a chance to strike back. Oneshot.
Prankful Love by Syldre
03/11/2005George and Fred have gone too far. Hermione decides to get back at the twins for their torment over the years, but what else is on her mind besides revenge?
Love and War by Lady Idhril
03/21/2005Fred and George are ordered to repeat their seventh year properly, and neither of them is happy about this. With more pranks up their sleeves because of their booming business, they come to school wreaking havoc everywhere and angering quite a few. When Hermione threatens to stop their antics, she ends up in the line of fire on many of their pranks! Now, it's revenge and mayhem in store for sure… and of course one must remember that all is fair in love and war!
Banish Misfortune by fish_in_boots
02/16/2004Two individuals fixate on death and descend into a living hell: George Weasley seeks salvation in an unnamed nephew after the death of his twin; Neville Longbottom looks for purpose while faced with his parents' torturer.
Desire Diviners by The Lady Radcliffe
09/16/2013George and Ron try and make a WWW product that transports people short distance, carefully skirting around the legal ramifications of Portkeys. During the testing phase they accidentally test one on Ginny, who finds herself in an odd predicament; Harry's crumpled sheets.
In which Katie and Alicia talk about love. Companion to Just So Wonderful and Into the Unknown.
Twisted by Heronmy_Weasley
05/23/2006Hermione has a birthday surprise for Ron. Ron has one for her. And the twins have one for the both of them. This doesn't bode well.
Always Will by Twin_Angst
11/30/2002A fic in which, during their seventh year, something happens to one of the twins and the other has to deal with it. Featuring Bill, Charlie, and Nice Percy.
Likeness by Muguet au Bois
08/03/2007What were they expecting him to do, jump off the Astronomy Tower or something?
With A Little Interference by Blandings
11/04/2005Post Hogwarts. Ron and Hermione have been skirting around their feelings for each other for years. Perhaps a little interference from Fred and George would help get them together? Or perhaps not...
Together Forever by Amethyst Angel
04/25/2003As the sun rises on George's last year at Hogwarts, strange thoughts begin to flow through his mind. Worries about friends and family, previously unknown to our favorite pranksters, become more and more common. Before long, George is forced to voice his worries to his other half. This is his story of friendship, love, and life, and the answers to some questions that come to us all at one time or another. This is their story.
Taking a Mulligan by OneEye
10/09/2006HP/Farscape crossover: John Crichton and his family return to Earth in the year 2021, to find Great Britain and Europe decimated. In his search for answers, John finds a woman who has been hunting for a way to undo the mistakes of her past. Can the Sun-Crichton clan help Hermione Weasley rewrite history? Spoilers for HP through Book 6, and for Farscape through the Peacekeeper Wars miniseries.
What happens when Harry Potter and Co. are locked in a room with only the Baudelaires and books for company?
Gemini by simplysparrow
07/06/2002A moment in time at the Yule Ball. George Weasley and Hermione Granger pause to discuss their dates, their friends, and their unusual lives. (Ge/Hr)
Denouement by Tangelo Licker
08/05/2007They had won, hadn't they? Angelina's not so sure. Fred/Angelina. One-shot. Angst.
Baby Fred and George Meet Hogwarts by MimiRose
05/29/2005AU. Due to the Burrow collapsing, the whole Weasley family are temporarily living at Hogwarts. How does Hogwarts cope in the sticky hands of the two-year-old Weasley twins?
A Time To Grieve, A Time To Change by Jessica L. Jordan
12/08/2002Family and friends gather to mourn the loss of someone close to them. But more will come of these times than just growth and healing.
The Week Before Finals by Bauglir
07/10/2003Just a short little thing.
Fred and George's Inventions by AlmightyTonaya
11/30/2003Hello! My name is George Weasley and with the help of AlmightyTonaya, I am going to tell you how I, and maybe Fred, invented the Ever-Flying-Cold-No-Matter-What Snowball.
Right Here by Miss Alise
08/25/2006In a world where you can't trust the person closest to you, and all the people you look up to let you down, sometimes you have to pick up your pieces by yourself, and that's so much harder than just giving up. Then you start to realize that the only person you want to prove yourself to, is you.
A Tale of Two Bunnies by Minerva_Black
01/05/2003Fred and George are bunnies (don't ask me why), Draco and Harry are gay (don't ask me why). It's a bright shiny day, there's snow on the ground and a big ditch blocking their way (again, don't ask me why).
George Weasley truly cherished his carefree, bachelor life. He and Fred shared a joke shop to which they were highly dedicated, he had a loving family, and enough money to fool around all he liked. So what if everyone wanted him to get married and settle down? George Weasley used to be satisfied with his life. Then the most unexpected woman stormed into the twins’ joke-shop and turned his world upside down.
Renegade Tongue by Alice Stone
07/31/2003Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves in Fred and George's shop, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes for the first time. A slobbering bell, drenched third-years, Canary Creams, revenge, Owl Treats, Hermione's bossiness and Dennis Creevey the coughed-up furball are all mixed together in this funny tale.
I'm Not Dead! by Miranda Shadowind
12/20/2007AU, Post-DH. The war is over and a miraculous revival has occurred, but not everyone is happy about it. Find out what happened, who wants things to be as they were in canon, and why in this twisted parody of a familiar scenario.
Oak Leaves: A Series of Vignettes by godricshollow
08/26/2005Ever wonder what the Weasley twins were like when they were younger? Still as mischievous and full of fun, Fred and George test the limits of their parents and siblings as six-year-olds.
And in Arcadia I by Catja Mikhailovic
03/04/2003George waits, Ginny watches, and the ending will come anyway. ``WARNINGS: Incest, implied slash, implied non-con and underage (Ginny/Tom), death, much sadness, folklore references
Forever Yours by Jenz1205
05/12/2007~~Sequel to Naturally Yours~~ After all of you have been waiting patiently for this, here it is. It's very fluffy but I like it all the same and I hope you all do too. George and Hermione must now face their first real relationship tester and you will have to read to find out if they manage to overcome it... and Ron shows his face again, too. Enjoy!
The Secret of the Blank Parchment by Doneril
01/25/2005How do Fred and George, pranksters extraordinaire, prank as well as they do? And how did they discover how to work the Marauders' Map? Fred remembers.
My Mother is a Fish by Acacia Dion
05/29/2006Molly Weasley is dead. Her children remain. What more's to be said Except words of pain?
To Fred and George Weasley by Sarah D
08/11/2003The Ministry has ignored Percy’s Flobberworm Juice Proposal. What some might see as a defeat, Percy is using to implement his Escape Plan. He’s making lemonade out of lemons, and Fred and George will be the sweetener! Or will they sour the mixture?
Innocentia Disperitum by Aurora
09/18/2007Poor Mum, she'd been so sure she'd finally get a girl instead, there were the twins. Bill reflects on his younger brothers.
Ron's Icy Mishap by forbidden-paradise
12/11/2005It's a beautiful, snowy winter's day at The Burrow. 8-year-old Ron Weasley is sceptical about ice-skating on the lake, but his brothers Fred and George don't think so. Why is Ron so scared? Read to find out why.
Splat, Split, Splinch by Nundu
08/02/2004Is there a main apparition point for Diagon Alley? If not, disasters may abound!
Holes to Heaven by Campbell
08/25/2005Elsie Bobbit, lowly Barrister, finds her hands full with an appeal filed by Draco Malfoy; not to mention a certain set of redheaded twins with little regard for the law. Both the threat of a Death Eater uprising and the creation of a joke shop franchise puts Elsie far beyond her average case load.
The Question by Runzu
01/30/2005One night in the common room Hermione reprimands Ron. He doesn't like it, so he gets loud; unfortunately, his twin brothers are around. They answer the question Ron shouted. The answer they give leaves the whole Gryffindor house traumatised.
Moving Forward by mustardmaven
12/25/2007In the five years since the second battle of Hogwarts, 24 year-old George Weasley has successfully manned Weasley's Wizard Wheezes with help from his family, but not without feeling a tremendous sense of emptiness that was once filled by his twin, an emptiness that no person could ever hope to replace. His mother now worries that he will be alone for the rest of his life, and wanting to prevent that from happening, she tries to set him up with a number of bad matches. In the midst of all of this, George meets a witch with such passion for her line of work that he finds it impossible not to admire her, perhaps even more than in a friendly way...
Flying and Dying with George by Grimm Sister
08/27/2007They didn't die together. Fred wasn't prepared to handle that. This fact is so shocking that he hesitates in limbo. The Weasley twins were different people, but they always acted together. They were separate bodies and minds, but they always pooled their efforts. It is hard to make a life and death decision without George. It is harder than he would have thought to think what George would have done.
Thank You, Kwikspell! by jaderook
07/04/2004A Kwikspell advertisement complete with testimonials.
A Simple, Stupid, Ruddy Valentine Card by BuriedBeauty
02/16/2005For Valentine's Challenge on FA. Katie Bell adores George Weasley, but doesn't know how to let him know. The prefects are planning a Valentine's dance and Ron really dislikes missing his dinner.
Each of Harry's years at Hogwarts have been exciting and he expected his fifth to be the same. What he didn't expect was two new girls, Meara Redmond and Elspeth Tweedie. Seventh years with a very unique minds and personalities, ``Meara and Elspeth bring fresh humour to Hogwarts.
A Play to the Crowd by Ronja Witchley
05/13/2007George Weasley is introducing his girlfriend to his family, and that is a doubtful success - until a young girl knocks at the door and saves the situation.
Second Chance by Kelsey Potter
12/27/2005"Love is like a violin--the music may stop now and then, ``but the strings are still there."~Anonymous. Sequel to Slow Dance.
Ode to For-never by mysticVigil
08/25/2006Years after Hogwarts George reflects on the rather one-sided relationship he had with his twin.
Colourful: Red and Blue by Walk Like Rain
01/14/2006Every form is a base for colour, every colour is the attribute of a form. – Victor Vasarely. The first in a series of one shots about several couples, all linked by the theme of colour, all from the male point of view. Featuring George Weasley and Alicia Spinnet.
Playing With Firewhiskey by sojealously
12/30/2011One year after the War is over, George still hasn't gotten over Fred's death. Ron swears George needs a distraction to get away from "last year." Then, George meets Kaitlyn Thompson. Kaitlyn is loyal - to a fault. After all, that's what made her a great Hufflepuff. Her older brother (who has problems of his own, mind you) swears she needs to get out more, and break up with her awful boyfriend. Kaitlyn disagrees. Then, she meets George Weasley.
Monsters Aren't Real, Son by shosier
12/26/2009The war is over, but its repercussions are still being felt more than a decade after the fact. George Weasley finds himself drawn into the latest machinations of a former Death Eater: one who just happens to be an old family nemesis. Short companion piece to "George & Annie: an Unofficial Biography"
Lost and Broken by buried_alive_by_love
12/16/2004Sequel to Screaming Infidelities. Katie’s world came crashing down when she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her. Will she let George pick up the pieces, and put her back together again?
Vegas Vacation by Lorelei Lynn
09/05/2006After Voldemort’s defeat, all Harry wants is some rest and relaxation. He shouldn't have let Fred and George handle the travel arrangements. 3rd place winner in The Leaky Cauldron’s “HP in Vegas†contest.
All-in-One-Complete by hans bekhart
09/19/2004Fred, George, warning for character death. No one knows what it's like to be a twin, all-in-one-complete, and now you don't either. Personal and painful.
The Thoughts of a Hogwarts School Shrink by ennil
07/01/2003These are the thoughts of a school shrink who came to the school but no one knows why. She faces BIG fights with her melt downs and encounters six people who make her life difficult.
Operation Jealousy by CowardlyLion29
12/04/2004Ron's getting engaged to Padma... and he lets his family find out the hard way. Will Hermione let him go through with it? Or will George save the day? Fun and fluffy. (H/G, R/Hr-goodness)
Shattered Reflection by Miranda Shadowind
10/20/2007Two days after the final battle, George reflects on what happened and attempts to cope with the results. Can he find the strength to carry on? Contains spoilers for "Deathly Hallows".
The Great Escape by V.M. Bell
02/25/2007Ron and Hermione are to be married on this happiest of days. The twins would rather not be there when it happens.
Hungarian Phrasebook by Wolfwoman
06/28/2004What if Monty Python's sketch Hungarian Phrasebook happened at Hogwarts?
Red Currant Rum by Pasht
11/19/2006Sequal to Ogden's Old Firewhisky. Fred and George lose their enchanted Red Currant Rum.
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pudding by michelle_31a
10/08/2007A missing moment from OotP, Ginny pleads with Luna to stand up to her brothers' teasing.
Percy Weasley and the Great Cauldron-Bottom Caper by Wemyss
12/26/2007Percy finds himself, after the War, caught up in a case of smuggling and worse, and the pawn, it seems, of numerous dodgy organisations and Ministry factions...
Forgiveness Begins with Death by SwissMiss
04/02/2007Angelina got a terrible feeling in her gut and tears pricked at her eyes. Why? Why couldn't they leave us alone? It was no longer about Muggleborns and blood purity. It was about nothing at all, nothing but fear and destruction. Now they were destroying their own world, too! Angelina felt an utter hopelessness and would have collapsed right there under the complete madness of it all, but then she caught Fred's eye. In that moment, she was so filled with love that she felt capable of anything. Co-winner of the March, 2007 FA challenge.
A Weasley Bedtime by Celandine
07/15/2005Mrs Weasley is fed up with eight-year-old Fred and George. They won't go to bed and almost wake up little Ginevra. Not only that, they have got Ron involved in their late night charades. When she drops off to sleep, the twins tell their younger a siblings a bedtime story
Mission Accomplished by Gwendolyn James
10/17/2004When Fred and George decide to help ickle Ronniekins get a girl, much chaos and hilarity ensues.
When Doves Cry by Pendragon
05/15/2005Sometimes there is nothing worse than having your faults pointed out to you. Especially when they are coming from your soulmate.
Confiscated and Highly Dangerous by ladytol
10/21/2007Fred and George Weasley never thought that being hauled to Filch's office could be a good thing. Now wrong they were. one-shot
Continuation by Jakia
07/04/2003(A/U!) Fred and George, young, care-free, and innocent, find the map which will lead them to success. Only there are some 'details' about the map no one mentioned...
Uncertain Certainty by Muse of Angels
05/30/2003Hermione and George are grieving, but will they have sense enough to know that it is better to grieve together than to grieve alone? Mildly violent themes.
Para Continuar by Aurora
09/18/2007For several long seconds, George's mind refused to comprehend what his eyes were telling it.
Wazlibs' Wizzil Woozis by Amara Anon
09/05/2007It's Ron's first disastrous day working at Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. If things weren't bad enough, a very peculiar customer shows up.... post-DH, pre-Epilogue.
Instead Of by Ariana Malfoy-Lestrange
06/17/2008Angelina married George, instead of Fred.
The Sorting Troll by Miranda Shadowind
06/21/2005The night before Ron's first year, Fred and George take it upon themselves to warn him of the "dreaded dangers" within the Sorting ceremony....
Business Meeting by paracelsus_2
09/01/2006Vernon has a surprise encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new business. General chaos ensues.
Hermafrosts by Anna Fugazzi
06/07/2011Love and Wheezes in a time of war. Fred/Angelina, possible side of George/Angelina if you squint and tilt your head. No relation to Hermione, despite the name.
Blackadder II-Twins by The Wham Bar Kid
05/18/2003What happens when Fred and George Weasley, accompained by an...unwilling member of staff, travel back in time 400 years? They happen to bump into a certain Edmund Blackadder...
On the Other Side of a Smile by Fanny Toric
08/11/2005Fred and George Weasley are always laughing. Always happy, they dance through life - and all that see them have to smile. Yet they, like so many others, have been affected by the war. They too had family members that have been lost, they too have been attacked in their home. The difference about the twins is that they won't show it. But there is one young Auror who watches them, wishing they would open up and once - just once - show that that they too are in pain.
Educating Rita by KarasAunty
09/10/2009One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson... UK English, canon-ish, humour.
The Capitalization of Flobberworm Juice by T Proctor
09/07/2003Fred and George decide to put their money where their mouth is, so to speak and branch off from the prankster business into Flobberworm Juice. Poised and ready to sell, they’re approached by the one person they’d never have expected to help. Can they trust ole’ Perc? And why does he want so badly to help them sell the new coughs slashy product coughs?
Hesitant Heart by mysticVigil
07/29/2003A rare analysis of George through the eyes of the confidant he doesn't confide in: his brother, Fred. Rated for a couple curses: some suggestive scenes.
After the Battle by charma10
07/14/2008After the Battle of Hogwarts, Ron isn't sure what he should be feeling or doing about a lot of things, especially Hermione.
Research and Development by Syldre
04/20/2005Hermione and George continue their prank-filled love story with George's revenge! This is a sequel to my one-shot "Prankful Love."
The Challenges of Keeping up the Captain's Spirits by Aurora
09/19/2007Fred attempts to cheer Angelina up after her first practice as Captain for the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
There's No Easy Way to Say Good-Bye by Aurora
09/19/2007Wouldn't it figure that on one of the worst days of George's life, the weather would be unrelentingly cheerful?
Something To Look Forward To by Ashliegh
04/25/2003When your life isn't all that great, you sometimes get very determined to prove yourself. One girl wants to prove herself on the Quidditch pitch. Here is her story.
Just a Hopeless Romantic by werekitten
02/14/2008Ginny is trapped in a state of romantic denial. Harry is ignoring any memories of romance. Neither wants to admit any feelings for the other. But when a locked door and and a writer's imagination force them together, who knows what can happen? Sort of written for SIYE's "Baby, It's Cold Outside Challenge," but not really.
This Hard Road by fydyan
03/22/2005For certain third years, Hogwarts is not all it's cracked up to be.
Right Here by Sera Tedronai
04/12/2003"All I will ever need, will always be right here. And I will always be there for him, too." - Written by a twin about the twins.
The Actuality of It All by SarcasticMyth
04/06/2008Life. Death. Love. Loss. Percy. Marriage. Whiskey. The Wheeze. Rolf. Romanians. Sex-Education. Snorkack-Catchers. Malaysian Battle Spatulas. Dead Siblings Talking From Beyond the Grave. All as seen by his Holeyness, George Weasley.
Birthday Surprises for All by mgmerlin
06/10/2005Harry turns thirty today. A party is being held for him at the Burrow, but he's dreading it. Why?
Giving One Thousand Percent by Thanfiction
08/24/2008Ten Weasleys. One hundred words each. A family like no other.
Indistinguishable by SnorkackCatcher
06/01/2006Successful young entrepreneurs Fred and George Weasley -- whose products sometimes seem almost magical! -- are interviewed by the 'Sunday Times Magazine'.
Harry Potter and the Boy in the Flowerbed by Suburban House Elf
11/02/2003Who is the boy in Aunt Petunia's flowerbed? How did he get there? Will the dahlias ever be the same again? (A story written prior to OotP, now utterly and unapologetically AU.)
Gloomy Sunday by FireGazer
10/23/2007[GeorgeHermione][oneshot] George is easy with his grief. Hermione knows it's not as perfect as it seems.
Restoration by Astro599-SpaceCoyote
07/28/2007A simple gift can lead to the restoration of many things. Short one-shot.
Amending the Rules by Angel of the North
10/28/2003An unusual pairing that stemmed from the Blame Someone Else challenge, this is the sequel featuring the first date between Padma and George.