A Tale of Two Bunnies

A Tale of Two Bunnies

Fluffy bunny George ran through the forest. It was a rather beautiful day outside with snow all over the ground, and all he could think about was hopping over to the cabbage patch to eat up some carrots. He hopped for quite a while until he came to a very large ditch. Hmm, thought fluffy bunny George. I wonder how to get over this ditch, I am o so very hungry and most definitely desire some yummy carrots! Fluffy bunny George sat down on his little fluffy bunny tail and thought.

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Fluffy bunny Fred was out for a stroll in the crisp winter air. The freshly fallen snow looked oh so very nice, and he muchley desired to make a fluffy bunny snow angel. So fluffy bunny Fred hopped over to the ditch from the pretty cabbage patch to go play in the snow. He had been eating very delicious carrots and had brought the last two along with him in case he got hungry while playing in the pretty snow.

It was then that he came upon what looked like a very fluffy lump sitting down in the snow. As he got closer, fluffy bunny Fred realized that it was, in fact, his very nice fluffy friend, fluffy bunny George. Well, he thought, my friend fluffy bunny George is o so very fluffy that I thought he was just a very fluffy lump in the snow.

"Hello my fluffy friend George," said fluffy bunny Fred, "it seems that you are stuck on the opposite side of the ditch as me."

"Yes," replied fluffy bunny George, "I am o so very stuck, for you see, being a very hungry fluffy bunny, I wish to make my way to the cabbage patch so I can fill my tummy with very delicious carrots. But I have come upon this ditch and, being a very small fluffy bunny myself, I find that the ditch is much too large for little me to hop, and I would rather sit here all day and wait for some helpful person to help me over the ditch than try to hop it and get stuck down there."

"Well," said fluffy bunny Fred, "I happen to have a similar problem to yours. You see, I have just visited the cabbage patch and filled myself up on o so very delicious carrots that I found there. But now that I'm done, I desire to go out to the fields and play in the very beautiful freshly fallen snow. But this ditch has hindered me as well." Fluffy bunny Fred decided at this point that he would be staying here for quite some time, while him and his o so very fluffy friend talked of what they could do to solve their problem. So he sat down on his little fluffy bunny tail.

"It seems, my oh so very fluffy bunny friend Fred, that we have quite a predicament here." Said fluffy bunny George, lying back onto the very pretty, freshly fallen snow, and making a fluffy bunny snow angel.

"Yes, it does," said fluffy bunny Fred, chewing on his carrot.

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Some time later, when fluffy bunny Fred was finishing his carrot, and fluffy bunny George was covered with snow, so that he now looked like an o so very white fluffy ball, they heard some noises in the distance. "I wonder, what could that be?" asked fluffy bunny George.

"I have no idea," replied fluffy bunny Fred, "maybe it can help us."

Just then, what looked quite a lot like an enlarged version of fluffy bunny George came tumbling down the hill, making loud giggling noises and causing much snow to cover both of the fluffy bunnies. As the shape looked closer, the fluffy bunnies could make out two bodies of what looked like a certain Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy. Draco's head emerged from the bundle. "Good job Harry, you got snow down my boxers!" he said, sliding out from under what looked like a very snowy and white Harry Potter.

"I can get it out." Harry replied, and pulled himself back onto Malfoy while making a move to stick his hand down the other boy's pants.

"Harry, not here!" said the blonde boy grabbing the brunet's arm, "someone could be watching..."

"I can assure you," said Harry, "no one's around." He held Draco to the ground and looked into his eyes while breathing lightly onto his face, he could feel Malfoy's heart beating underneath him.

Fluffy Romantic Music Starts Up

"Harry, I..." Malfoy stopped his protest and looked up. He looked into those eyes, those bright green beautiful eyes. How could he resist those eyes, he was being silly, he knew he wanted Harry and Harry wanted him. Anyways, it was impossible to say no to those eyes. Before he could speak he felt Harry lean in closer and press his warm lips against Draco's cold ones. The heat coming from those lips was unbearable. Draco leaned in closer and returned the kiss, this time sliding his tongue inside Harry's mouth, and pressing his body up against his. It was a cold day, and Draco was determined to stay as warm as possible.

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Fluffy bunny Fred and fluffy bunny George watched as the two boys turned back into the white fluffy giggling jumble they had started out as and continue to roll down the hill.

"That was rather queer," said fluffy bunny George, flopping back into the snow to amuse himself once more by making fluffy bunny snow angels.

"Yes," said fluffy bunny Fred, returning to his carrot, "o so very." And so fluffy bunny George and fluffy bunny Fred remained on the snowy hill on either sides of the ditch, their situation not improved a bit.

To be continued... or is it...