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When you go to school with the Marauders, there is never a quiet day. But, today, not a sound can be heard! Something must be up...

Fred and George come across something interesting while wandering the halls of Hogwarts...

In the sequel to The Grandfather Paradox, Ron and Hermione's son from the future adapts to life in his new home. Or tries to.

JKR has so far told us nothing about Luna's years at Hogwarts before we meet her as a fourth-year student. Has she known the secret of the Half-Blood Prince all along? This story consists of six vignettes from Luna's life. Each takes place during the time-frame of one of the existing Harry Potter novels (well, the first takes place the summer after book one), and the last takes place during the summer before the book we are currently anxiously waiting for. Make your waiting a little easier by reading my story to see what Luna might know about the mysterious Half-Blood Prince.

Tonks asks Remus for a favor, involving a dinner party and several pieces of silverware. Remus did say it himself: loads of people eating and himself just don\'t work out...

1981. Bill Weasley has dragged his father to Headingley to watch the baffling Muggle sport of Quikket. The odds on England beating Australia are 500-1 against. But Voldemort is at the height of his powers, and just as the England captain thinks his problems couldn't possibly get any worse the Dark Mark appears over the Kirkstall Lane End.

Ron and Hermione discuss the name of their second child -- Ron is not impressed with Hermione's first choice in boy names.

A silly one-shot, as Remus tells the story of how Harry and Ginny got engaged at Harry's Bachelor Party.

The characters of Harry Potter discover fanfic, and some of them are less than receptive to some of the pairings. Others, however....

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and romance is in the air! Severus and Hermione find love thanks to a meddling Dumbledore, but everything they do seems oddly familiar… An SS/HG parody featuring Severus angst, a whiskey-drinking Hermione, a sarcastic narrator, neo-Death Eaters, potions, tea, books, transparent plot devices, Draco Malfoy in leather pants, talking familiars, amber ringlets, butt-hugging jeans, and a sextacular Pagan wedding.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are determined to find out what their professors are doing in the staff room. When they find out...

Harry gets drunk on Fenway Park beer. Draco gets in a fight with a Red Sox fan. Voldemort plays shortstop for the Yankees. Fun is had by all. (Crackfic!Warning: Contains Americanisms, beer, peanuts, Highly Improbable Coincidences, more beer, bumbling villains, and a blatant self-insert. Ships are Harry/Draco, and unresolved Jeter/A-Rod. Fic takes place on July 31st, 2001.)

An article in The Daily Prophet regarding the Tremendous Trio sparks another round of gossip at Hogwarts.

Hermione becomes Snape's confidante as he suffers a mental breakdown; much hilarity ensues.

Severus Snape gets a surprise when he opens his naughty magazine.

Ron slips up with a dirty word in front of his nieces, and Hermione declares an unsettling ultimatum until he improves his language. ONESHOT. RonHermione. HarryGinny. PostVoldemort.

Shameless parody of poor Shakespeare with abriged and unabriged verses, demented casting and lots of silly things

When Ron's curiosity gets the best of him and he "borrows" Lavender's ``magazines, he and his roommates spend a rather interesting evening learning more ``than they ever wanted to know about girls- and themselves.

Honestly! Who is in charge of Occupational Health & Safety at the Ministry? Brains in tanks and unmarked dimensional portals! In this little trial transcript, Sirius' estate gets litigious, Fudge talks facial hair, Lucius struggles with life in the clink, and Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock. Naturally.

Following the events of "Slightly Off-Kilter" and set roughly during the later part of Harry's fifth year and early sixth year, Gayle and Severus try to reinfiltrate the Death Eaters to find out what's up. Well, Gayle does anyway... Severus is a less than enthusiastic party to the fiasco. The "return" of Gayle's insanity adds chaos to the mix and no one is more surprised than Severus when her nuttiness may just pay off. Gayle, of course, had faith in the powers of insanity...

The Marauders are bemoaning their unlucky romance lives when a gorgeous American transfer comes in. What will happen?

Sequel to that heartwarming classic, 'Harry Potter and the Year of Living Stupidly'. Voldemort has been defeated, so what's the Boy-Who-Lived to do? Can he continue to be the most special person in the wizarding world without his arch-nemesis to contend with? You can bet he'll try! And Harry's not the only one having bad ideas this year! This is the story to read if you want to see just how crazy life at Hogwarts can get!

While JK Rowling is taking her sweet time publishing the Order of the Phoenix, we decided to take the story into our own hands. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Just for fun, imagine this is an audio book. Or not - it's really up to you.

The trio return to the Gryffindor common room to find things looking slightly different.

The Weasley clan, plus quite a few others, are spending a quiet Christmas together. Quiet? No, that's not the right word. Not for a Weasley Christmas. No romances or ships but there is plenty of fun, dragons and things that go BOOM!

At Harry's wedding, Sirius and Severus toast each other's health. Sort of. Repeatedly.

Really, it was just a bit of fun. Lily didn’t have to yell so much! Harry was fine; he enjoyed the fresh winter air. ``Sirius takes his young godson outside for a bit of play. Lily doesn’t approve of Sirius’ cure of boredom and James finds it all highly amusing.

Molly Weasley forbade her children from ever talking to Harry Potter. Ginny disobeyed her, and married Harry. Now, years later, she wants to make up.

What happens when the Marauders fall in love? You get a dating Remus, Molly Weasley's diary, Peter actually thinking - and Sirius has a new girl!

One night in the unspecified future, Ron spots Harry and Hermione sneaking out of Gryffindor Tower. Curious, he follows, until someone hexes him from behind and takes him to an unused classroom....

The Gryffindor girls play truth or dare. What else can you expect but hilarity?

Andromeda has plenty reasons why her life's over. Her sister's an evil Death Eater, her family can trace itself to the founding of EVIL, and on top of it all, she has an insatiable crush on Ted Tonks. Oh, to be a Black...

Snape has a stalker who is sending him some... er, interesting love letters. Snape's point of view.

What would happen if a laptop computer infiltrated Hogwarts and the students found FanFiction.net on Google? Rated PG for fairly mild, mostly implied slash. RW/HG, HP/DM, HP/RW, RL/SS, JP/SB, FW/GW, HP/TR, D/W, and HP/GW are all players. (I think I got them all.)

What happens when Beth and Veronica get somehow transported to Harry Potter World? Mayhem! Madness! Includes Lord Chickenmort, an extremely annoyed Snape. Torture by singing and much more! The girls are perfectly normal... Deep, deep down inside.

Written for the challenge "A prophet did once say that honesty's a lonely word." Draco knows that discretion is the better part of valour.

Sirius, Remus, Peter, and James have a notebook that they all write notes to each other in. Find out what happens to them during their school years through its pages.

Thanks to a malfunctioned potion, Harry and Hermione are forced to view life in a different perspective. Not your ordinary Freaky Friday plot! Warning: may bust lungs and cause sore butts.

Unusual pairing of Ron/Neville. In their seventh year they are used as an experiment of an alternative unforgivable curse by the dark side. Includes Ron's blunt humour and accidental and embarassing situations for poor old Severus Snape.

Hermione and Draco are sucked into a world filled with zombies by a Convenient Plot Device. Watch them fight evil! Watch them kiss! Watch them fight more evil! Not quite as absurd as it sounds.

Lily gives the boys squirt guns...and before you know it...

You've always seen Dudley from Harry's point of view: a classic bully and unbelieveably spoiled prat. Now see Dudley redefine his persona to the garishly baroque stylings of none other than Sean "Puffy" Combs.

Riddle meets the Marauders, or at least two of them... James and Sirius. Need we say more???

Sirius politely requests that Remus accompany him for a day of babysitting. (Actually, Moony gets blackmailed into the job, but who's keeping track?) Unfortunately, Sirius' four-year-old cousin, ickle Nymphadora, is not the sort of little girl who likes tea parties and fairy tales. How hard can it possibly be for two Marauders to entertain one small child for a day...?

Draco Malfoy attempts to woo Hermione Granger via Owl messages for Valentine's Day.

After Dobby makes a surprising appearance at a Quidditch game, Hermione decides to begin HEQL - the House Elf Quidditch League. Tons of Quidditch and Houseelves, including a famous sponsor and a match against Slytherin.

It's Ron, experiencing an influx of negative karma. I almost feel bad for him... almost.

In which Hermione is ruthless, Ginny is oblivious, Ron is squicked, and a cupboard is cliche.

The A&T boys are at it again! Two wet boys, three inquisitive team mates. What on earth is happening in the showers?

What do you mean, they snogged in the Great Hall? In front of EVERYONE?

What Salazar Slytherin was really like. A sequel to "The Truth about Gryffindor"

Once upon a time, there was a Boy Who Lived...

Ever wonder what would happen if you took characters from different walks of life and put them together? Add cheesy songs, cameos by certain sexy actors, and a pair of teenage girls who call themselves Bob and Fred, and you've got this story.

"I dunno know where we sent him," said Fred. Where did Montague go when the Weasley twins shoved him into the vanishing cabinet? Follow his journey as he tumbles through a world of socks, gets caught in a strange Quidditch match, and dreams of blonde beauties coming to his rescue. A tale worthy of the Quibbler’s front page. It just so happens that the magazine’s biggest fan (and master of unbelievable storytelling) gets the scoop and helps him return. Hundreds of references to canon events with special tribute to JKR’s love of socks. Gen fic. Warning: Slytherins are (implicitly) cruel to animals.

Four friends receive a package and a mysterious note one summer's night, and settle in for an evening of shocks and surprises. Prisoner of Azkaban, MST'ed.

Ginny's diary - explore the inner whingings of Ginny, and listen to her ramble about her crush - that blond sex god of a Slytherin, Draco Malfoy.

Hermione Granger\\\'s report at the end of her fourth year. Also, a letter from the substitute DADA teacher to Dumbledore.

This is the true story (true story) of seven strangers (well, not exactly strangers) picked to live in a house, work together, and have their lives taped. To find out what happens when people stop being polite and start getting real--The Real World: Hogwarts!

When Severus Snape gets a bottle of Herbal Essences shampoo in the post, he thinks nothing of it... until after he tries it. After getting fooled by a free!Sirius, Snape is cursed with the Madonna Curse. Chaos ensues...

The day had started out badly and it only got worse. Find out what happens when an employee from the Ministry of Education visits Hogwarts. It can't be good...

Several young Slytherins, including one Severus Snape, face a ``transfigurations exam with dismay...

Poor James. Poor Sirius. Not even in Hogwarts yet, and they're already getting into trouble. But it's not their fault, honest. They really don't know where they are, why they are where they are, or any of the other details. Can they triumph? Can Sirius stop being such an idiot?

The mysterious AIP has a plan to foil the evil Mrs. Norris. But the question on everyone’s mind is: Who is the AIP? Why do they even exist? And why do Ron and Hermione SHAG constantly, but deny rumors of them being an item?

When Harry Potter turned 17, he discovered he had a special power he'd much rather do without. Harry Potter was, to put it simply, a demon magnet.

Two students find a different place to be alone together -- but what if they\\\'re overheard by a teacher?

Disastrous events occur when all four Marauders come together to celebrate Harry's first birthday. Topped off with girlfriends, wives, old school professors and, yes, pranks.

What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy.

AU Harry Potter fic. Ginny Weasley is a regular High School student in Salem, Mass. Follow her as she goes through her life in High School. Includes: Hormones, Puberty, Snogging, Fights, and spunkiness galore. See our favorite characters like you've never seen them before: normal human beings. Also includes a vast array of many ships!

Ginny Weasley\\\'s end–of–year report at the end of her first year.

What did the teachers think of Draco after his first year? Plus an exchange of letters between Lucius Malfoy and Professor Dumbledore after Lucius has seen the report.

Hermione and Draco get their two kids ready to go to a Halloween party.

A 1981 meeting causes some angst among the Order of the Phoenix

An illegal connection to the Other Realm Transport Closet Network ditches sixteen-year-old (and newly-revealed-to-be-a-witch-and-not-yet-anywhere-near-in-control-of-her-powers) Sabrina Spellman at Hogwarts. The meeting of two very different magical worlds doesn't go as smoothly as one might expect. For one, Snape is turned into a pineapple.

Remus Lupin meets Rita Skeeter ... and her Quick-Quotes-Quill.

Four years after ``Hogwarts, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Harry are faced with a whole new set of ``challenges just trying to keep their jobs, pay their rent, avoid killer ``land-ladies, and promote S.P.E.W. They thought they were safe after ``Hogwarts, but little did they know life would just get weirder. Told ``entirely through writing, be it posters, letters, junk mail, etc.

Ginny finds that taking a stroll through Hogwarts in the dark may have disturbing consequences.

Can't really tell, because there is no plot really. Just me on Vanilla Coke and Pixie Stix (not a good combo...for 3:00 in the morning)

Severus is tortured by his husband, Harry Potter, and their son on his and Harry's anniversary with gift exchange and puppies.

During a school break, both Harry and Draco (unknown by each other) go to Las Vegas. At a club, they meet, and aren't too happy. After a little bit too much to drink, they both make the mistake of getting married. Together. Oh, dear.

You're joking! Snape's a Veela? And Harry Potter's his mate? I think this is a Veela tale gone wrong!

When new baby Ginny joins the family, how do the jealous Weasley twins react?

Peeves makes an attempt to embarrass Harry and Hermione during the Christmas feast.

Draco and Ron get together for a little late night smoozing, but it turns into a night of hilarity when emabarassing secrets are revealed!

Remus and Sirius think it’s time to tell Harry about their relationship, but Harry isn’t cooperating much. And, truth be told, neither is Sirius. Or Remus.

Answers the questions burning in Harry Potter fans the world over: why did Snape renounce the Dark Arts? How did he win Dumbledore's trust? Who invented liquid soap and why? OK, it doesn't answer all those question, but the first two certainly.

What happens when you mix Summermakeover!Hermione and Whinyandshallow!Harry? Why, this parody fic, of course! Featuring SummermakeoverandGirlPower!Hermione, CluelessandStupid!Ron, Hobag!Ginny, MarySue!OC and WhinyandShallow!Harry. In other words, all the elements for a true Harry/Hermione romance! *please note sarcasm* Harry/Hermione shippers, stay away!

On New Year's Eve 1972, a British Auror listens to the strange tales told (over a drink or six) by his American counterpart. Should he believe them? Because the truth is out there. Or something ...

Because some things are just not meant to be revealed...

This is for all you Fry and Laurie fans out there. I know you exist because I am one myself. Some of their best sketches will be seen here, adapted for the Harry Potter universe.

Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!

Stuck inside a gloomy house, on the run from the law.... What's a man to do? If the man in question is Sirius Black, the only option is to spend a little time with two good friends, a bottle of Ogden's Old, a quill and parchment, and ten very clever ideas for fun. (Fun at others' expense, that is.) Molly's angry, Snape's storming out of the house... and what in Merlin's name is on Arthur's head? Also features the genesis of a rather infamous defective dose of Contraceptive Potion.

When a transfer student arrives a week early at Hogwarts, she ends up as the uninvited guest at the wedding of Harry Potter. Chaos ensues. H/H wedding.

Draco makes a bet that he could get any girl in school to go out with him; including Hermione. It works up until her…and then she takes him down. But he might actually fall in love along the way. The end’s not so predictable, though.

Fred and George have taken over the world.

Have you ever seen Chicago? Remember the "Cell Block Tango"? Well here are a few bad boys of Azkaban singing their version Harry Potter style.

Hermione Granger becomes a prefect and joins one of their weekly "meetings." Humorously, this is quite similar to another fifth-year Gryffindor oh so many years ago.

'The test was positive.' Who exactly is pregnant? Is Ron's life as simple as it seems? Who is Harry dating?

"The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding``A series of stories asking what if some of the leading men in Harry Potter had a woman behind them?

When a substitute teacher\\\'s remark leads to gossip, Hermione unwittingly fans the flames.

Romilda Vane's crush on Harry Potter evolves into a slashy obsession. Set during HBP. (Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, humor.)