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Dumbledore enlists the help of a friend from the States to help his former DADA teachers work through their anxieties.

When Severus forces Draco to sacrifice his free time by tutoring Neville Longbottom in the art of Potions making, it is meant as a punishment. Or that's at least how it appears at first. A small, stinky snake, a sneaky Godfather with an even sneakier lover, a lecherous father with his past affairs, Death Eater involvement, and of course the tutoring lessons force both boys to abandon their old masks of (respectively) coldness and incompetence and face each other as they are. Perhaps tutoring isn't such a bad idea after all... SLASH SS/RL DM/NL LM/SB, past SLASH LM/SS LM/RL.

This story is the sequel to 'Harry and Ron are in The Hills'. It is five years after that fateful New Years 'Booze Cruise'. No slash; child humour may require a select mind.

When Sirius is given an ultimatum by his mother, McGonagall enforces cannon and the PG13 rating is kept absolute, there’s only one thing left to do... Warning: Keep your tongue firmly in your cheek. Contains: slash, het, femmeslash, incest, outcest (bear with me), humor, cliché, disturbing use of drapery, utter demolition of the 4th wall, melodramatics, threesomes, some language, & near-musical encounters.

Updated to comply with Half Blood Prince. “'You do not seek to kill me, Dumbledore.' 'We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom,' Dumbledore said calmly." What are those ways, and what does candy have to do with anything?

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"You should have had the wedding of your dreams...maybe in some grand cathedral, or castle, and then honeymoon in a five-star hotel or quaint bed-and-breakfast, or at least not any place that features beds with signs that say 'Insert 5 Knuts For Super Vibrating Action'--" Remus gets more than he bargained for on his honeymoon night, including a mysterious package from beyond. Remus/Tonks oneshot, obviously.

It's bottles, powder, diapers and pacifiers for Ron and his friends when a prank's result turns... Infant? 0.o. With their arch rival the sly and evil Draco Malfoy reduced to a mere toddler, their punishment is to 'baby sit' the blond haired Slytherin, until such time as a cure can be formulated. What's a Gryffindor to do?

What happened after Harry and Hermione left the Great Hall and what Draco had to say about it. A sequel to Humiliation.

Heavy security is the order of the day at Hogwarts as Harry returns for fifth year. Gryffindor's new Prefect has to maintain discipline over the mutinous house, and Harry has to step in to keep her birthday from being ruined... R/H and a bit of H/G

James has a crush on Lily, but does she like him too? He finds out one day...

As the Ministry celebrates the final victory over the Dark Lord, Lucius Malfoy receives a very unusual offer.

It was a dark (but not stormy) night when Luna looked out of her hotel room and saw something extraordinary. The Wizarding world was in for a shock. Post-Hogwarts, N/L. Light, but not entirely plotless.

The Marauders, Lily, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Bill are locked in a room and being forced to MST on HPPS/HPSS! What will happen when Bill annoys Lucius to hell, Bellatrix sings and shatters several windows, and Sirius decides to kill Peter?

Okay, this is really hard. It is an MST for POTC. I warn you, plotlessness possibly ahead.

Draco Malfoy is used to people worshipping him every Valentine's Day (well, every other day too...), but this year he gets a huge shock from the least likely of people.

The definition of 'love' as defined by Draco Malfoy.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny realize what the biggest difference is between boys and girls.

James, Sirius and Remus lost the Marauders Map sometime in sixth year. Severus Snape is a git. Here is how they lost the map, in a very bland sort of way. Severus is a git? Brief mention of some non-existant characters. Snape is... you get the picture. THE MAPE IS GONE FOREVER!

Written for the Trio FQF in answer to the challenge: Hermione is in the delivery room; Harry and Ron attempt to be supportive but find it trying. What's worse than an anxious father-to-be? Two fathers-to-be!

Ginny's love life just got much more complicated... and the truth is finally revealed!

James Potter has had a brilliant inspiration-love and Quidditch work the same way. Will this star Seeker snag Lily Evans? Or will he lose the game of love forever? Let the games begin!

'No offense guys but you reek!' Why do they reek? It's Hogwarts battle of the Sexes. Who will win and why do the boys smell of flowers? What happens next? You decide!

Set after GoF, Harry starts the summer with a new job, many feelings of guilt about Cedric's death, and some hard questions for Dumbledore. He also has a sneaking suspicion that he is being watched.

It took Ron three years to realize that Hermione was a girl. And six years to admit that he did.

For anyone who loves a smart, independent girl who finds out that the boy (the gorgeous, popular, funny boy) whose been bugging her is actually the one who makes her life ten times more fun. And don't you feel sorry for the guy? Its nice to see him get what he wants. Eventually. Maurader fic. Lily/James; Sirius/??? Should be one hell of a ride.

Ron also has a scar... but NOT on his forehead. Where then? How does Hermione know about it?? And who sent Snape a Valentine??? Find out from this wacky little story - a Ron/Hermione first time fic, from Ron's PoV.

Severus Snape's best friend returns to teach at Hogwarts-- YES, HE HAS FRIENDS. Keep your smart-aleck comments to yourself! Some of the things that ensue: green and silver body paint, year-long chess games, action, fun, insanity for all ages! A few OCs, and a side of Severus Snape you may never have seen. Sarcasm, arguments, and reminisces about Lily abound. Voila.

Malfoys. Weasleys. One exotic Hawaiian island, two weeks' vacation. Worlds collide, mayhem ensues, the unexpected happens.

On probation from Azkaban due to "services rendered for the good of the Ministry," Draco Malfoy finds himself working under the direction of two people he utterly despises. A story of sweat, toil, irritation, and possible infatuation.

Hermione has a secret, Draco has a mysterious relative, the gang is at university and there are dragons. Wise and terrible dragons.

-A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, pointless conferences, Mary-Sues, makeovers, no plot, attempt at witty insults, sadistic Weasleys, horny Malfoys, mindless swearing and innuendo, dodgy time lapses, powdered cheese, general insanity and a happy ending. Written for all ficcers who despise cliche-ridden fifth year fics, this fic will move you... (into the corner, shaking with fear).

Minerva McGonagall is failing Potions thanks to several distractions of hair harassment and a certain mishap that wasn’t her fault. Honest! And now the only way Slughorn will allow her to pass his class is to get tutoring from his prized student: Tom Riddle. Pissed emotions, snarky remarks, sexual tension, and chaos ensue. And it’s going to be one hell of a year for the both of them.

“It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you.” (Roald Dahl)

It's Christmas Eve morning, and Ginny is enjoying some time alone. That is, until Draco shows up to ruin her solitude. When his insults go too far, Ginny decides to give him a flying lesson he'll never forget!

“Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!”``“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!” ``Fred and George had more in mind than just embarassing Harry! Well, actually they didn't, but they wanted to do it in a bigger way. Think cameras, costumes and watering holes! Weasley Wizarding Productions get their first hit with The Heir of Slytherin!

Or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.

A humorous, romantic love letter written by Ron to Hermione during the summer, while they are apart. Aunt Finny likes to pinch Hermione's cheeks. Ron likes to pinch the cheeks on Hermione's cute little caboose.

A year after Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's break-up, Draco is living alone in a flat when he receives an invitation in the mail. A wedding invitation. ``Contains Slash (H/D), and bits of het (he is marrying a girl after all).

Response to challenge #80 on blooddance.com. Snape’s mum comes back from Japan after an interesting vision that will change Severus’ life, as well as the life of one Harry Potter. Oneshot.

HG and DM are both hardworking divorce attorneys in the wizarding world. What happens when troubled couples bring them together and they get more than they bargained for. DMHG. Written in formats of mail, phone calls, etc. Based on Laws of Attraction.

James is left to answer one of the most frequently asked questions of all time...what's his answer?

Molly Weasley tries her hand at matchmaking. Wackiness ensues.

Ever wonder what would happen if Harry and his friends got thrown into the plot of William Shakespeare’s ‘Taming of the Shrew’ (also known as 10 Things I Hate About You with Heath Ledger)? Well here it is! Featuring Hermione as Katarina, Harry as Patrick, and Ron as Cameron! Join the adventure as Hermione’s younger sister (OC) tries to find a way to date none other than Draco Malfoy (Joey) and Harry is paid to take out Hermione!

Hermione has a little fun with her favorite new spell!

Ginny’s got a secret admirer. Could he be that cute new teacher? Could he be her house team’s seeker? Could he be someone whom she knew right from her very first year at Hogwarts? Or could he be one of the most unlikely person to even notice her?

This one HAS no excuse. Read if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life. Harry and Ron join Muggle Studies class.

Spend a day viewing the Weasley family through the eyes of Ginny. It's a rough life with six brothers and a well-meaning but curious dad. And a mother who'll know if you did your homework or not!

Regulus is in the hospital wing. Only his brother may be able to save him, if he can stand the humiliation.

A big project has come upon all seventh year Hogwarts students. They get to take care of Baby-Think-It-Over! Who will make excellent parents and who won’t? Follow Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and more through their weekend with Baby-Think-It-Over!

Moony and Padfoot are sending innocent notes to each other one day during school... and it all goes downhill, chaotic and cartoonishly violent. Embarrassing moments, long lost stuffed animals, and more!

James Potter is tired of being fawned over by millions. He meets a feisty stranger who is unlike any other. What could possibly happen next? Lily/James.

Harry James Potter, age 7, accidentaly Apparates to a house in which he lived as a baby. There, far from the Dursleys' influence, his intelligence arises and helps him understand the nature of magic and the uses it can have, while his disappearance turns the Magical World upside down. How will be Harry's comeback to the world in which he was born?

Sean shows off a trick he learned from an American relative which soon turns into a day-long contest.

Alternate Universe: Welcome to Pureblood Academy, the fangirls dream... A student called Harry Potter transfers from a poorer school to the prestigious Pureblood Academy where Harry encounters the Host Club led by a certain blonde. Chaos, comedy, and riddikulus amount of romance ensues.

The Beaters: a legend, a phenomenon. The rock group that forever ``changes rock and roll. This is their story.

When Lily Evans is the victim of a love potion that makes her drool over Professor Slughorn for two days, there is no doubt in James Potter's mind that Snape was somehow (however directly or indirectly) involved. Eager to use any excuse to terrorize Snivellus, Sirius works up a masterful plan of revenge that will make Snape the victim of his own trick. No one listens to Lupin when he desperately seeks to divert the twisted scheme, and no one escapes the disaster that ensues when it becomes dreadfully screwed up. Everybody/Somebody (but mostly artificial).

Ron walks in on something he's surprised to see.

Draco Malfoy was having a good day when Longbottom DID IT. Now, all they have to do is find Draco's true love. The problem is, everybody wish to get inside his pants but no one inside his heart... or do they? *slash*

An Advice Column with our favorite Slash pair, Harry and Draco! Read their thoughts on things from ninjas to pimples and everything in between. Guaranteed to cheer you up with the glory that is Draco's sarcasm and Harry's... Well, he's Harry.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron step into Diagon Alley and decide to lunch in the area - on the Muggle side. When a visit to a nearby bookstore (Hermione's request, of course) introduces them to a crowd fans lining up for autographs, dressed in HP costumes, our everyday Muggle world clashes with the wizarding. A frustrated Hermione, a bewildered Harry and a frightened Ron try to get to the bottom of the situation - just who are Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Daniel Radcliffe?

In the beginning of the Marauders’ fifth year at Hogwarts, they devise yet another plan to prank Snape. But when Lily interferes with their plans, the boys have to get back at her. However, revenge is not-so sweet this time, and their plot backfires. Will they be able to get through the day without being caught?

Set during late winter of year six. Remus and Sirius discuss how they should tell Harry that they're more then just good friends.

She did it for the joy she felt and damn anyone else who felt differently.

Lily Evans joins a Quidditch team for the summer, little knowing that she would meet the man who will change her life forever... James Potter, of course.

Damsel in distress (dam\'zel in di-stres\'): adj/adv 1. a maiden in peril; 2. the subject of a hero\'s rescue; 3. Draco Malfoy.``Gen-fic.

Minerva McGonagall is desperate for an evening of peace, after a long hard day. But, it seems as if everyone is desperate to stop her from getting it! Hilarious run-ins with Severus and Madam Hooch add to the craziness! SS/XH MM/AD

Lily loves James, James loves Lily, but they don't know.... Lily and James fluffiness! No relation to my other story (From That Moment On...)

Nothing is going to convince Harry Potter that he is gay... but perhaps a certain Slytherin can...

It's Harry's sixteenth birthday, and he gets some interesting presents. Also, who is Mrs. Norris really? Find out! Harry gets invited to Hermione's house, but Ron wants Harry to wait a day so Ron can have time with Hermione, but why? (Rated PG-13 for mild language)

What to do if four of the most (un)favoured characters are still single? Quite simple: you put them in a matchmaking-show.

After defeating Voldemort, life goes on for Harry Potter. He’s just turned twenty-one (ah, wonderful, wonderful age…) and has recently completed his Auror training. But six month working for the Ministry and doing nothing but paperwork convince him that *this* is not what he wants, after all. So he ends up searching a new job, but nobody hires Aurors except for the Ministry. That is, until Harry stumbles over a job offer in the Daily Prophet… And from this point on, all sort of 'highly improbable' events start unfolding for our hero and his friends.

Harry finds an alternative, and infinitely more fun, use for Dumbeldore's Pensieve...

A collection of well known fairy tales...with a Harry/Draco twist.

Set during the summer before Harry's final year at Hogwarts. Harry decides to relax and live a little while he's on vacation. Harry meets some interesting people. Hijinks, hilarity, calamities, hibachis, jalopies, shenanigans and eventually some *hot* dirty slash/het ensue. Also features your favorite character, who shan't be named, for spoiler purposes.

What really happened during MWPP Hogwarts days? A Parody of MWPP stories.

What will Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco do when they get really bored during their detention?!

The evening before Hermione\'s wedding to Viktor Krum, Ron realises that he\'s in love with her and always has been. Unable to accept that he\'s missed his chance, Ron devises a way to stop the wedding–by kidnapping Hermione. Needless to say, she\'s less than pleased and things don\'t go exactly according to plan. He has to convince her not to marry Krum while at the same time ensuring she doesn\'t hate him for the rest of her life. The course of true love never does run smooth.

There's a bad guy around, and it's not Voldemort. He has folders (ring binders) instead of Death Eaters, and has a strange relation to Voldemort. Harry, Ron and Hermione save the day, in the end. What happens in the middle is a different case altogether.

The summer after her first year at Hogwarts, Lily invites her friends to stay for a few days. Her older sister's boyfriend is rude and the marauders feel that Vernon Dursley must be taught a lesson.

It\'s Picture Day. It\'s rather weird style though.

Just a little PWP about Sirius, Remus, makeup, and beauty.

During the time between the Golden Trio's sixth and seventh years, Luna Lovegood and Zacharias Smith become unlikely penpals. The two hash it out with their own particular brand of logic, and Zacharias is very set on finding out the exact nature of Luna and Harry's friendship. And why does Luna think Professor Trelawney is part-kelpie? One-shot.

Draco is bothered by a distressing issue. It makes him push over coffeepots, try to avoid Harry Potter, and sneak out in the middle of the night with friends and minions. Especially funny if you like slash :D

Hermione's dad speaks at her wedding reception.

I've had, you've probably had it. It's inevitable. Even for our beloved characters.

Oh, the woes of a Potions Master. Know the thoughts of everyone's favorite Greasy Git as he writes in his diary. Eventual SS/HG and SS/HP

The Marauders may be confused as to exactly which version of 1970s Hogwarts they are currently in, but even that cannot prevent them from wreaking havoc. With special guest appearances by Lily Evans, Bellatrix Black, Albus Dumbledore, Professor Flitwick, the Mirror of Erised, James’s toy snitch, and Remus Lupin’s temper. Rated for frequent use of the word “torrid.”

When a kidnapping goes awry, what's left is a very confused Death Eater.

Tonks and Remus are (finally) together! And tonight- they're going to go on their first real date. Trouble is, Tonks can't get out of bed, Remus is getting cold feet, Charlie is in the middle of a not-so-mid-life crisis, and Sirius is...well...Sirius.

First day of Hogwarts. The romance between Lily and James. The action Gryffindor and Slytherin. And everything else in between. Plus the follow up of what truly happened that night at Godric's Hollow. The true friendship between them all.

A ficlet set in Al's Snitch! universe. In which Draco learns to use his ... um ... weapon.

For fast-acting, temporary relief of minor aches and pains associated with unrelieved sexual frustration.

Why won't they get out of my head?!``Go inside the mind of a beyond obssessed Harry Potter fan...

What happens when a bunch of American muggles get transferred to Hogwarts for almost a whole school year? Total hell, thats what! Read and find out about the adventures of six crazy teenage muggles and their three wizard friends!

It's Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, and all he wants is to be the lead guitarist in a rock band. Sure, his friends agree easily enough, but when it comes to finding a singer who can also play second guitar, things aren't so easy. So it's a surprise to Harry when he finds the perfect person for the job -- Draco Malfoy. A few late-night band practices take a decidedly strange toll on Harry's brain, and he can't seem to get the silvery-blond haired boy out of his head.

Harry wanted to propose to Hermione before the last week of their time in Hogwarts was up. Mistakes, mistakes and more mistakes. A challenge from the FictionAlleyPark's Pumpkin Pie thread. H/Hr, R/L, D/G. Please R/R!

Seamus gets a bit catty, and it's all Dean's fault.

Sequel to, One Day in the Life of Alexandra Sutton. After finishing her OWL's, Alex Sutton only wanted a relaxing summer before begining her NEWT's. Unfortunately, families have a way of complicating things. Includes the full story of how Summers and Fawcett got their beards.

When Lily Evans is the inadvertent victim of one of his pranks, James Potter decides that he'll do absolutely ANYTHING to make it up to her. Hijinks ensue. Only tangentially part of the Two to Lead universe; you don't have to read the other story to get this one.