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Tonks decides to try an experiment while talking to Remus in the kitchen at twelve, Grimmauld Place. Features various other members of the Order past and present, onstage and off, in relationships and not ... [Warnings: Contains references to slash, which may offend some people. Contains references to het, which may offend some other people.]

We know that Harry was interviewed by Rita Skeeter and the story published in The Quibbler. In order for that to happen, Luna and Hermione had to arrange the plan together. In order for *that* to happen, Hermione had to go to Luna and ask for her help. Thus the question: how awkward was that?

When new baby Ginny joins the family, how do the jealous Weasley twins react?

A follow-up to "Fireside Chit-Chat" where Hermione and Ginny's men discuss their feelings for them... albeit unwillingly.

Peeves makes an attempt to embarrass Harry and Hermione during the Christmas feast.

Draco and Ron get together for a little late night smoozing, but it turns into a night of hilarity when emabarassing secrets are revealed!

Remus and Sirius think it’s time to tell Harry about their relationship, but Harry isn’t cooperating much. And, truth be told, neither is Sirius. Or Remus.

What happens when you mix Summermakeover!Hermione and Whinyandshallow!Harry? Why, this parody fic, of course! Featuring SummermakeoverandGirlPower!Hermione, CluelessandStupid!Ron, Hobag!Ginny, MarySue!OC and WhinyandShallow!Harry. In other words, all the elements for a true Harry/Hermione romance! *please note sarcasm* Harry/Hermione shippers, stay away!

Harry and Hermione go to the feast for some food. Involves Pumpkin Pie.

Sometimes, life can take you in unexpected directions - Harry Potter knows this as a fact. Nothing in his life has happened the way he thought it would, something he sees now, more than ever. But when a Death Eater walks into the Ministry of Magic, intent on turning to the Light, Harry realizes that life never really stops changing.

Answers the questions burning in Harry Potter fans the world over: why did Snape renounce the Dark Arts? How did he win Dumbledore's trust? Who invented liquid soap and why? OK, it doesn't answer all those question, but the first two certainly.

On New Year's Eve 1972, a British Auror listens to the strange tales told (over a drink or six) by his American counterpart. Should he believe them? Because the truth is out there. Or something ...

Because some things are just not meant to be revealed...

Slytherin par excellence Andromeda Black had never really noticed Ravenclaws, but with Hogwarts stricken with flu and quarantine forcing the houses into closer quarters she finds them objects of increasing fascination, especially one Ted Tonks. In a game of "Truth or Dare" Andromeda learns more about what it is to be a Ravenclaw, and some interesting facts about her own family into the bargain. James Potter really shouldn’t have challenged Bellatrix to play....

“I’m…Oh my God, I’m sexy…” Percy whispered. Then, in a more confident tone he told his reflection, “Eat your heart out, Oliver Wood.”``Assumptions are made, as well as fools. Percy/Oliver slash

As Hermione is enjoying the hot water in her shower, she is unaware that she is being...observed...by a certain person.

Post Hogwarts and Ginny is determined to make it out in the big bad world as well as hoping to get some light into the love department. She drives her boss crazy, gets into some hilarious situations and somewhere a long the line, she falls unknowingly for the biggest prat she knows. Draco Malfoy.

Lily Evans hates James Potter; she firmly believes his one purpose on the earth is to make her life miserable. But when he saves her in more ways than one over the period of a week, can Lily finally see that he wants to help, not harm? Two part one-shot.

This is for all you Fry and Laurie fans out there. I know you exist because I am one myself. Some of their best sketches will be seen here, adapted for the Harry Potter universe.

Snape finds a love letter and demands to know the author.

Hermione loves Ron. Ron loves Hermione. Only one problem...they don't know they like each other! Ginny helps Hermione get noticed with a little Veela Spray. Will Ron and Hermione finially get together or will everything go horribly wrong?

A Hogsmeade weekend forces Harry to come to terms with his guilt complex with Hermione's help. Again. Sequel to The Ghost of a Good Thing.

Lord Voldemort has, under the strangest circumstances, finally been killed. Or has he? Sequel, as you might expect, to

Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!

Hermione is sick of the UST between a certain Gryffindor and Slytherin, so she decides to take matters into her own hands. Features Betting!HogwartsStaff, Plotting!Hermione, and LeatherWearing!Harry. H/D slash.

The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest. Humour/Romance

Lily Evans hates James Potter. Which would be fine, if James Potter wasn't in love with her. In a world where almost nothing is impossible, James will try to "woo his precious Lillikins" with his exceptional wit, charm, and help from his friends. Provided, of course, that she cooperates...

Stuck inside a gloomy house, on the run from the law.... What's a man to do? If the man in question is Sirius Black, the only option is to spend a little time with two good friends, a bottle of Ogden's Old, a quill and parchment, and ten very clever ideas for fun. (Fun at others' expense, that is.) Molly's angry, Snape's storming out of the house... and what in Merlin's name is on Arthur's head? Also features the genesis of a rather infamous defective dose of Contraceptive Potion.

When a transfer student arrives a week early at Hogwarts, she ends up as the uninvited guest at the wedding of Harry Potter. Chaos ensues. H/H wedding.

The other girls think Hermione is a prude. She tries to prove them wrong by making a bet with Parvati, and now she must find a boyfriend before the dance. Will Hermione ever turn into a normal fifteen-year-old girl?

Draco makes a bet that he could get any girl in school to go out with him; including Hermione. It works up until her…and then she takes him down. But he might actually fall in love along the way. The end’s not so predictable, though.

Fred and George have taken over the world.

Hermione Granger becomes a prefect and joins one of their weekly "meetings." Humorously, this is quite similar to another fifth-year Gryffindor oh so many years ago.

Have you ever seen Chicago? Remember the "Cell Block Tango"? Well here are a few bad boys of Azkaban singing their version Harry Potter style.

'The test was positive.' Who exactly is pregnant? Is Ron's life as simple as it seems? Who is Harry dating?

Lily is caught in an unfortunate situation under a clump of mistletoe and James decides to try and help her out of it.

"The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding``A series of stories asking what if some of the leading men in Harry Potter had a woman behind them?

When a substitute teacher\\\'s remark leads to gossip, Hermione unwittingly fans the flames.

A diary of an angsty, emotional, somewhat Potterholic fifth year Hufflepuff. It's going to be a bumpy ride!

Checkmate future-fic. An Easter story set five years after the ending of the Checkmate epilogue. Harry wants to give Lily a perfect Easter, but he forgets the one thing she really wanted . . .

Romilda Vane's crush on Harry Potter evolves into a slashy obsession. Set during HBP. (Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, humor.)

Ron's disastrous attempt at proposing leads him to relive the memorable night when he and Hermione had their first date.

After Harry has defeated Voldemort, he and Ron have decided to start a band. The problem is they can't play. Another problem is that they are failing History of Magic. Dobby is determined to help them pass in order to save the future. This is a parody of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where Harry and Ron are Bill and Ted, Hermione and Ginny are the babes, Crabbe and Goyle are the royal ugly dudes, Fleur is Miss. ect. WARNING: Harry and Ron say "dude!" a lot.

Hermione Granger has had enough. She has had it up to there with Draco Malfoy. Unsurprisingly, he feels exactly the same sentiments towards her. When an experiment goes awry, how will a walk in the others' shoes change the parameters of their relationship? Will they wind up friends (or more) or just hating each other more than ever.

For once, it is not dragons and Voldemort that are on Sirius's mind as he thinks about Harry. He and Remus have light-hearted banter about something much more trivial concerning Harry's personal life.

James is too nervous to ask Lily to the ball. How far will he go to get a date with her? Would he sell his soul to the er-devil?

A little Lily and James fic in which James embarrasses himself a number of times.

Draco’s running away for the twentieth time and decides to hide out at a muggle home that just happens to also be Hermione’s, when his plan to stay takes an ironic turn. At the same time in America, when visiting Gramma Weasley, the Weasleys are found by Voldemort.

Harry Potter may be out fighting evil, but Mandy Brocklehurst is focusing on the more important things, like starting fanclubs and trying to win insane bets. Original title "Mandy Brocklehurst and a Bunch of Stuff that Happened." Het.

Every girl has her own secretly ridiculous fantasy.

This is Hermione's response to Ron's love letter, I Love You Forever Hermione Granger.

A somewhat corny, Harry and Hermione romance fic. It takes place during their seventh year. Harry and Hermione have a romantic day together during winter, which ends with a surprise.

Harry, Hermione, and the Weasleys vacation in Japan where they meet an artist searching for the "Perfect Beauty".

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin collaborate in telling baby Harry a rather unconventional bedtime tale.

Hermione is put under a spell to fall desperately in love with the first human she sets eyes on. This fic will make you want to laugh, cry, and want a hug.

5th year Ginny, a shower, and a surprise visitor! Who could it be? Ginny struggles with...Ginny? Part one in a series of two. Funny little plot, dealing with a ghost we all know!

Cliched, but... What happens when Harry is browsing the Internet and finds "Harry Potter" products on eBay? What happens when he finds fanfiction? Slash? Hints of H/D. Sorry, can't help it! 15 minute ficlet.

Goyle senior is an illiterate thug. But he isn't going to that stop him joining the most exclusive (evil) club ever. Also includes Voldemort's thoughts on dress codes. Companion piece to Lucius Malfoy's Death Eater Application Form, and Severus Snape's Potions Master Application Form.

Set in Regency Era, Draco Malfoy is a duke with one serious: his drunk of a cousin, Harry Potter. He thinks himself a genius for coming up with the perfect plan of getting his cousin married off to a prim and proper young lady, Hermione Granger, so she can keep him under control. However, is Miss Granger really prim and proper, and who's to fall in love with who?

Ever wonder what the Jerry Springer show would be like if your favorite Hogwarts students were on?...Ever wonder how they would be able to GET ON?...

The teachers in Hogwarts gather in the staff room: the only place they can hope to escape the toad- I mean, Dolores Umbridge (the new DADA teacher). Can they make it through this lunch break alive and sane? Read on to find out.

"This is the weirdest Valentine's Day yet," Peter mused.``"But not 'ever,'" Remus said dryly.

On her first date with Remus, Tonks discovers that spilt beer on wooden floors is the enemy of the less than sure-footed everywhere. Will she die of embarrassment, or will Remus find a way to make it all better?

Lily and James fluffiness...I couldn't think of anything else to write so...it's a good story!

The Marauders are extremely bored during their History of Magic class, and they decide to start passing notes. Through their notes, we learn that the Halloween Ball is coming up-- will Lily reject James once again? A hilarious story told through note-passing.

On what was supposed to be an ordinary day, an unassuming Lily Evans likes her best friend, ponders Head Student possibilities, admires his arse, falls in love, hates the world, and ends up realizing that being just Lily Evans isn't so bad after all.

Hermione & Fred were forced together for one night. That one night led to confusion, big time. Fred likes Hermione, Hermione knows Fred likes her but thinks she likes George, George likes Hermione but knows she is in denial about liking Fred. Trouble in paradise?

Can it be? Have Fred and George finaly met their match? When two Canadian girls come to Hogwarts, they meet up with Fred and George and a battle of wits, pranks, and even love soon follows.

A D/G fic. Life at Hogwarts can be a little boring at times. So, how about a little Spin the Wand to liven things up? Spin the Wand is the wizard version of spin the bottle. Oh yes this means laughter galore. Draco, Harry and Ginny are all present. So are some OC’s but they are very nice OC’s and they do have imperfections! Mismatched couples, misbehaving wands and snogs galore, it's all in a working night at Hogwarts!

School is left almost unattended and Seamus brings a surprise that turns the whole school upside down. A person streaking, 2 + 2 has a whole new meaning, Trelawney and Filch are locked in the AT, Harry and Ron bribe Hermione, someone has Snape's pink bunny pajamas, and the worst thing of all... there are pictures to remember it all.

AU. Harry is arranged to marry Ginny, Draco has to marry Pansy, and no one’s happy about it, but when the couples meet up on their honeymoon, sparks fly—in the wrong direction. (D/G and H/P)

We get to see inside of Badboy!Draco's mind, and see the repercussions of his actions... Moments of evilness on his part, and humour.

Harry is in for a big surprise on his wedding night. Warning: Silliness.

What would Harry, Draco, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny do if they could see some of the fanfiction written about them?

Sirius is entertained as Lily and James bicker over baby names, coming to a startling revelation followed by paradoxical conclusion.

The war is over and Harry Potter conquered He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Great, we got it already, but Ginny Weasley is still wrapped up in a dilemma because of Lord Voldy-squashed [Drum Roll!]: when deranged Lucius Malfoy captures Harry hostage and demands to know the sex of Blaise Zabini, the threat forces Ginny to accept help from Draco Malfoy in order to save everyone's favorite boy-hero; little did Loony Lucius know he'd make the odd couple reface a dark, dark secret from their pasts in order to succeed...

Snape and Percy discuss cauldron bottoms. A short, slashy innuendo-filled one-shot.

Draco has cast a spell, and as a result the whole school now spontaneously breaks into song. Mayhem ensues as the students--and even the teachers--find themselves unable to conceal even their deepest secrets. Rated PG-13 for violence, scary scenes, and mild language. Based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical by the same name.

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, Harry is busy with victory parties, and Draco is horny. He thinks it's about time he gets himself a redhead. Who's not Ron Weasley, just so it's clear.

Suddenly, Draco and Harry realize that they might love each other. Will their friends accept it? How will each tell each other, will they ever tell each other? Did they ever think this could happen?

Ginny's having random fits all over the place and forming new powers. What happens when Draco Malfoy is ordered to watch the youngest Weasley?

It's Valentine's Day and Harry is acting very VERY strangely. How strangely? You be the judge! Short one-shot.

Were you upset by the vague, mysterious, and corny ending to your favorite series? Are you wishing for a little more closure? Join us for a look into the lives of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and their children, as they work through a year of crushes, fitting in, and of course, sexual tension. (This is a SPOOF and should NOT be taken seiously!)

Welcome to the wonderful world of Remus Lupin, Werewolf, Junkie, Scholar, Champion of the Light and Worrier extrordinaire. Mainly RL/SB and RL/SS, but some L/J and PP/OC.

What if our favourite trio had to go to college? What if everyone in fifth and sixth year had to? What subjects would they take? Who would get jobs and where? How would they cope with muggle life, course work, relationships and everything else life throws at them? How many A levels can Hermione take anyway?

Oliver had a bad day. It was just made worse by drinking a potion that caused his age to decrease. Oliver Wood is now 13 years old and only has one friend who knows the truth. Can this friend help him back to his original state? Can he not fall in love with this friend?

Voldermort finds out that ten children has the power to master his own. Half wouldn't join him because of the many times he tried to kill them and the other half works for him but betrays him because they don't like him.

It's the Trio's sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry and Ron have started dating Parvati and Padma Patil. There is a lot of snogging and perhaps more. But Hermione seems to have big problems with the suddenly quite intense love life of her two best friends.

Bond-style HP - only this time the women take the lead. It's up to a bunch of our favourite Hogwarts ladies to save the world, stop a few Evil Cunning Plans(tm), wear top hats and pantyhose, and send the Death Eaters back home crying. With Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Millicent and Pansy as main characters and Draco and his cronies as the Bad Guys, this fic will also contain the obligatory features of a typical action movie: two playboys, Completely Pointless Explosions, one professional toilet jinxer, a bad incident with polyjuice, a plot (gasp), cool ``gadgets, and many dysfunctional relationships.

There was something surely wrong about Draco Malfoy not noticing Harry Bloody Potter's absence for three whole days.

No one could have expected the madness that befell Hogwarts when four FBI agents arrived to investigate baby William's potential status as a wizard. Harry & Company spend an action-packed afternoon with Mulder, Scully, Doggett, and Reyes-- chasing Wormtail down, dueling the Malfoys, and discussing the woes of their fanfictional existences. Also, the Agents can't believe who turns up to ruin their day-- in the form of Hogwarts's newest ghost. HP/X-Files crossover.

An OOTP parody of the part where Harry meets up with Ron and Hermione. \

A very loosely connected companion piece to "A Veritable Font of Underpants," in which we learn whence came the permanent ink pen. This story spans from Christmastime, OotP, through the end of HBP. Beware of abundant silliness, and a bit of romance thrown into the mix for kicks and giggles.

Draco + BLONDE!Hermione = double the fun? ``Telescopes, tantrums, and Britney Spears (sort of...). Also slight D/G because I am insane and cannot write a fic without any D/G. And did I mention that Hermione is blonde?

Bunnies have invaded Hogwarts and they're doing unspeakable things to the landscape, not to mention themselves. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Snape join forces to stop them, and strange and unspeakable things happen.

Harry should know better than to litter in the Forbidden Forest.

A somewhat ridiculous look at the life of the Marauders during their fifth year at Hogwarts.

Fifth year has begun for Harry, Ron, and Hermione. There's another mystery to solve at Hogwarts...Voldemort has returned for something...What plays on everyone's minds is: what does he loathe more than Harry Potter?

How I Lost My Pink Bunny Slippers, by Draco Malfoy. Or rather, How My Pink Bunny Slippers Got Stolen (because they don't just lose themselves, you know)

“Why waste your precious time trying to kill one person, when at the same time, you could be trying to kill millions?” With not very many followers, and some of them too old and already known about to kill anyone secretly, how can Voldemort kill Harry and the Muggle world? “I’ve heard of these Muggle contraptions. I don’t know, ask a mudblood, you’ll get more information out of it. But, they’re called movies. Muggles are deathly afraid of some of the characters that are shown. Monsters, evil bad guys, really scary looking toys, you name it. Who knows what you can find?” When Voldemort decides to make fiction reality for the world, what will happen?