Rating:
PG-13
House:
Schnoogle
Genres:
Action Humor
Era:
Multiple Eras
Spoilers:
Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:
Published: 08/11/2003
Updated: 09/07/2003
Words: 7,336
Chapters: 2
Hits: 1,813

My Name is Blonde

Angell

Story Summary:
Bond-style HP - only this time the women take the lead. It's up to a bunch of our favourite Hogwarts ladies to save the world, stop a few Evil Cunning Plans(tm), wear top hats and pantyhose, and send the Death Eaters back home crying. With Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Millicent and Pansy as main characters and Draco and his cronies as the Bad Guys, this fic will also contain the obligatory features of a typical action movie: two playboys, Completely Pointless Explosions, one professional toilet jinxer, a bad incident with polyjuice, a plot (gasp), cool ``gadgets, and many dysfunctional relationships.

Chapter 01
08/11/2003

Bond-style HP- only this time the women take the lead. It’s up to a bunch of our favourite Hogwarts ladies to save the world, stop a few Evil Cunning Plans(tm), wear top hats and pantyhose, and send the Death Eaters back home crying.

Words: 2,473
Hits: 1,174
Chapter 02
09/07/2003

Bond-style HP- only this time the women take the lead. It’s up to a bunch of our favourite Hogwarts ladies to save the world, stop a few Evil Cunning Plans(tm), wear top hats and pantyhose, and send the Death Eaters back home crying.

Words: 4,863
Hits: 639