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Harry is the most powerful wizard in the world. He's also in a really, REALLY bad mood. What happens when some unlikely allies decide to help Harry cheer up by interfering with his love life?

This is a parody of the more outrageous hurt/comfort Harry/Severus slash fics.

The sequel to Stuck in a Room with You! Sirius gets a wee bit out of hand with his obsession, and Lily gets a wee bit out of hand with Peter... and someone else gets stuck in the room!

How can you write convincingly about love when it’s currently dragging you through the wringer? Hit by the double whammy of a crushing deadline and the shock of his girlfriend's infidelity, novelist Oliver Wood churns out his latest bestseller in Tuscany and the unexpected company of sexy French housekeeper Gabrielle Delacour. Meanwhile newlyweds Harry and Hermione Granger are off on their honeymoon, leaving Ron Weasley to wonder exactly where he stands. Remus Lupin is faced with the task of bringing up an potty-mouthed and female-crazed teenaged son, while ex-girlfriend Tonks is about to be introduced to a new co-star. These and various other couples are forced to test their definitions of a four letter word in this crossover.

As another day dawns, Sirius Black confides to Remus his suspicions that they and the rest of the inmates of the Fan Fiction Factory are merely cogs in the wheels of some great and sinister conspiracy. "If we are imaginary," he suggests, "then surely our imaginations are as valid as anyone else's." Remus thinks he has a point. Severus thinks he's talking through his hat. Tarzan wants another banana. Join them in the Fanficfactory for another day of saving the world as we know it.

There's nothing like maternal advice when it comes to love... because a mother simply knows everything. Doesn't she?

Harry & Draco are late for potions! What have they been doing to be so late? [Slash] [Ooh, la, la, indeed...]

All she wanted to do was prepare a nice meal for the man she loves. Sometimes the best of intentions can lead to the worst of disasters. A semi-fluffy Tonks/Lupin comedy.

Hermione is given a choice...a very hard one at that. Will she choose Harry, the boy she's been in love with for a year? Or will she select Draco, the sexy blond Slytherin who's suddenly stolen a little piece of her heart?

A year-long argument about Muggle movies ends in Hermione taking Ron to see one, much to his dismay. Throw in one meddling mother, some strange concepts about Muggles, and a healthy dose of adolescent awkwardness, and what results is a very memorable day for Ron! R/Hr, 3-chapter story.

A Harry/Draco SLASH humour fic from the ANALogy+TOPology Potterverse. Under the influence of hallucinogenic substances, Harry and Draco match magical skills with unexpected and somewhat bizzare outcome. Written by an incorrigible slasher *vbeg*, this story explores the unorthodox and oft twisted relationship between Harry and Draco.

What if Lucius Malfoy had adopted Harry Potter? COMPLETE

Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. Who knew that Bellatrix freaked him out, too? Who knew that he had a sense of humor? Who knew that he was a tenor? Finally, the true life story of the Dark Lord... with music!

Ginny must deal with a Harry Potter who may, or may not, have seen the light. Sequel to "Men Love With Their Eyes."

Harry and Hermione go for that walk, and Hermione thinks back on what started the whole thing off.

I can't imagine WHY you want to read my diary. It's nothing very... ah. You want to mock and ridicule me because I have fallen in love. Well, go ahead. If you want to receive full evidence of my insanity, then this is the document for you. Do I care? Not really. You can get it all, straight from the horse's mouth. If you want to be really nosy, go ahead.``~Draco Malfoy~``(Warning, contains philosophy)

Mrs. Thomas bit her bottom lip and took a deep breath. "I mean ... no. I'm sorry Dean. You can not have the letter." "Why not?" His ``mother gave him a hard look. "You can not have the letter because it is ``fastened to the talons of an owl." Her son lifted an eyebrow. "Oh," he ``said thoughtfully, "that's a good reason."````Ever wonder how Muggle borns and their families began to believe in ``magic? Most people would just throw their Hogwarts letters in the trash. ``When Dumbledore sends his professors to the homes of Muggle students ... well ... How would you react?

Harry stopped believing in good and evil the week his parents, Sirius and Regulus all came back from the dead.

The Potters' first wedding anniversary is fast approaching, and despite the dark times, Lily wants to make this day special. James, however, does not only seem too busy to remember ... he seems to be cold enough to allow their marriage to fall apart! Lily vows to spark the flame once more and comes up with the ultimate plan to surprise him... Only to end up getting surprised herself.

What happened the night of the Yule Ball in book 4? In this comic love story, Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and force him to look at all the evidence from books 2, 3 and 4 that spell out his real feelings for Hermione.

When a prank messes up Ron's life in their sixth year,``Harry and Hermione join forces to get revenge. Can they keep their``minds on the task at hand, or will unsaid things get in the way? ("R"``rating put on overall fic for language and sexual situations.)

How Ginny and Sirius became friends.

This is the slightly more serious prequel to "The Thinking Cap", co-written with Persephone_Kore and Alan Sauer. The Founders in the Sorting Hat take it upon themselves to sort out the argument between Godric and Salazar that split the school.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, Draco's dressing for the Ball!

A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Enjoy.

A fluffy, sappy collection of short H/D stuff. Includes “Tyler Luke Malfoy Potter,” in which Harry wants a son and Draco does a crossword; “Ode du Draco,” in which Draco finds himself seductive; and more. Chock-full of sap and sexual innuendos. Proceed with extreme caution.

A selection of the most random, the most brutal, the most unserious and the most utterly confusing alternate endings in fanfiction history (and possibly the most swearing you've ever seen during narration). All for your enjoyment!

Voldemort is defeated and Harry and Draco have become reluctant friends. 'His Girl' features a lovesick Harry, a calm and collected Ron, a Hermione that drools over anything male and Slytherin, and a very sexually frustrated Ginny Weasley. If you throw in an after Quidditch party, an illicit love potion, and a couple of threesomes, you have a Hogwarts like you've never seen before! Book six is disregarded.

The short sequel to "Bookworm." How Hermione reacts.

Severus Snape joins Rodolphus Lestrange and a group of young Slytherins for a post-Hogwarts Carnaval celebration in Quebec. Snape learns some Lenten lessons in love, friendship, and Canadian tradition in this bizarre light-romantic comedy.

Ever wonder what was happening in the states during Potter's time? A tale of a budding American wizard.

Ah, the joys of motherhood. Lily Potter is in her eighth month of pregnancy and is experiencing some very odd cravings. Dig in with Remus and Peter as they seek to placate the rumblings in her belly.

It is Harry Potter's graduation party and one of the most raucous events that Hogwarts has ever seen. What adds to the chaos is a 'harmless' game of Truth or Dare, where secrets are revealed and very strange (to say the least), dares are given. From this, Harry not only earns the title of the Boy-Who-Lived, but of the Next Marauder.

Draco Malfoy's parents decide to arrange a marriage... with Pansy Parkinson! Many failed Cunning Plans ensue, involving Potions class, snogging, and several more engagements. No specific pairing, other than some hinted-at D/Hr.

Tom Potter has an insane life. His mum's a bit 'round the bend, and has been ever since her first-born, Harry, was killed. As if that isn't enough, Tom and Euan Abercrombie, his best mate, are the nemeses of our perfect Head Girl, Hermione Granger. When Tom is thrown into an alternate universe where his brother is still alive, well, let's just say that his life just became a lot crazier.

A sequel to The Permission Slip (Ridd). Ron Weasley looks at the permission slip he\\\'s got, and thinks about why he\\\'d need it. Fred and George \\\'help\\\' him decide.

It's the morning after and Snape and Lupin find they share an odd inclination. Slash, SS/RL.

Tonks woke up before everyone else one morning at Twelve Grimmauld Place. She didn't always stay there, so when she did she always tried to do something to help.``So, she made breakfast. Or attemps to. Who would have thought that such a simple task would almost get her killed? It's just lucky there's someone there to save her... Tonks/Lupin.

Hermione has been acting a little weird lately... Running around school, shagging ALL the Quidditch players! But what happens when she gets a...disease? How does Malfoy factor in to all of this? What's a boy (who lived) to do?

What happens when an obsessive, Potterholic fanfiction writer and her friends get transported to the Potterverse? A lot of tripping, people falling off of their seats, mad conversations with the author, omnipotent Dumbledore, and a misunderstood Malfoy. Let the pure insanity begin!

What really happened when Dennis Creevey fell into the lake on his way to Hogwarts?

One-shot! Draco takes Harry shopping and encounters a rather flirtacious muggle.

After an apallingly bad day, Ron gets the news that Hermione is going on a date with Viktor Krum. Driving by jealousy, Ron blackmails a reluctant Harry into helping him spy on Hermione and Krum\'s date. Secret spy names, tantalizing secrets, and insanity abound as Ron discovers his true feelings and Harry only gets more confused.

Prof. Snape desides Ginny needs a tutor and that Draco Malfoy is just the guy for the job.

Ah, the kinds of things that happens when three good friends live together - and one of them likes one of the others. A Post-Hogwarts fic featuring LaydeezMan!Harry, Professor Shaggin'!Hermione and Horny!Ron.

Draco sneaks into Gryffindor Tower to play a trick on Harry and Ron. He goes into the wrong dormitory and finds something very interesting. What does he do about it?

Draco has a problem. He has become a Death Eater and, to prove himself worthy of this supposed honor, he is to become the boyfriend of his arch nemesis' sister. She, however, has problems of her own. Dealing with her unruly hours of Auror duty and undercover meetings she hardly has anytime to breathe. Follow along with Jamie and Draco into a twisted path of discovering, learning and falling in love.

Ginny and the Gryffindor sixth-years play an April Fool's Day joke on Ron and Hermione in the hopes of getting them together once and for all. Fun and fluffy!

It was the prank of the century, a million things could have gone wrong! Most do, when the Gryffindor Women decide it's time to teach the Marauders a trick or two.

A journalist comes to Hogwarts to interview people! How interesting! Includes no dark secrets, some really out of character persons. May include things not appropriate for children under eight, such as Snape in bunny pajamas and green and silver rubber ducks.

AU. Now a Seventh Year and Head Girl, Hermione relays her life in the diary given to her by Harry. From Harry sneaking into her bathroom (and acting just altogether odd), Head Girl duties, NEWTs, and hormones, to Ginny's attempts to set Hermione up in hopes of making her less neurotic, Hermione's life is slowly slipping out of her control. She's never needed a diary more in her entire life.

When Snape is thrown from his body, he takes refuge in an unlikely place, and it's up to Harry to set things right again. (Snarry, Post-DH)

It's been a half a year since Hogwarts ended for these 3 couples. And they're finally beginning to get serious. While in two couples, one isn't so sure...but in the other..they can't wait...

Harry and Hermione adjust to their relationship. And Ron proposing to Trelawney?! Find out why Ron said he would. A sequel to "All Because You Kissed Me Good Night".

Harry enters a contest to sing...a rap song by Eminem, star Muggle rap artist. He finds out about other surprising entries, too. Lots of fun.

In the sequel to 'The Grandfather Paradox' and 'Future Shock,' it is now ten years after Wesley's strange arrival at Hogwarts. Voldemort has fallen, and everyone is getting on with their lives. Why is Wesley arranging to leave England, however?

The inhabitants of Hogwarts are having trouble sleeping. Why? Because of nightmares, of course. But not just any nightmares; they\'re dreaming about the Fandom, and that\'s enough to scare anyone. No one\'s going to be sleeping tonight...

My name is Hermione Granger, and I'm about to screw Draco Malfoy out of just over 160 million galleons. Take that split 11 ways- you do the math.

House elves have watched the residents of Hogwarts for years. This is the retelling of a sticky love triangle between Harry, Ginny and Draco from the perspective of a dedicated house elf.

To throw off the Death Eaters, Harry, Hermione, Ron and Ginny are staying at Hermione’s house for the summer. When Ron sees Hermione’s computer, it sparks questions, explanations and ego searches. What happens when they discover that there are six million, two hundred and forty thousand matches for Harry’s name?

In a Hogwarts student’s Seventh Year, the weeks between the last NEWT exam and the end of term usually seem like they’ll never end! But when the Norse Trickster God, Loki, curses Ron Weasley with nine lives, the Slytherins decide that Ron needs to die -- repeatedly. Hey, it’s something to do! They devise a contest to see who can kill Weasley in the most embarrassing fashion. Who will win the contest, and how will Harry feel when it's Draco's turn?

The only thing worse than cherishing a secret fondness for a boy who would never look twice at you and whom you would probably smack in the nose for presumption if he did, Hermione thought, was feeling this way about two people and not being able to tell them apart. But she wasn't thinking about that sort of thing; she had a riddle to solve.

SLASH. A humorous, slightly fluffy Snupin. See the complicated relationships of Homo sapiens lycanthropus. This was meant to be done in the style of an ancient National Geographic (the flat voiced narrator, the uber-respectful adjectives applied to the ‘stately’ and ‘wondrous’ creatures of Mother Nature) but Hermione, the POV character, had her own ideas. She’s a bit…snippy in this one. Ah, well.

Voldemort as Scrooge? See what happens when the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future pay the Dark Lord a visit on Christmas Eve. Featuring TinyTim!Ginny, a Malfoy family Christmas, Arthur Weasley (as Bob Cratchit) as Lord Voldemort’s clerk, and a cameo by the Dursleys. Also past Tom/Minerva.

Fred, George and Ron find a Muggle pregnancy test in the bin... and Ginny's been ill for the past few days... any connection? Harry/Ginny.

Harry thought that after graduation life would be easier. But when an old enemy shows who he really is and asks for his help, will Harry be willing to give his trust and the love of his life to him? And with Voldemort still at large and searching for revenge, will Harry be able to keep his head, or will his life come crashing down arond him?

Before 5th year, Dudley approaches Harry in his bedroom to show him something interesting... GOD NO!!! It's just a book! Namely, *the* book. See how Harry reacts when Dudley shows him this and another secret... H/G, uh... something... No smut or fluff or anything gross like that.

It is a cold, wintry Christmas Eve during Harry's sixth year. The sixth years, in various states of depression, are lounging about the common room when Neville bursts in clutching a copy of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Curious, the sixth years decide to read it. Hilarity and pervertedness ensue.

Meet Ginny and the rest of the Hogwarts kids in pre-school as toddlers! AU.

A ficlet written in honor of Hermione's birthday. Ron and Harry plan a birthday surprise.

A humorous parody of the clichéd fanfics you've read and grown to despise. A Fanfiction author gets sucked into the Lands of Harry Potter Clichés. There is a plot of sorts, despite heavy doses of silliness. Some Mary Sue bashing.

Roll up! Roll up! Be the first to get your hands on Delphinius' Delights Special Edition Chocolate Frog Cards depicting the heroes of two Wizarding Wars!

Severus goes exploring in his new Animagus form and finds more than he bargained for. Slash RL/SS.

“First, he asked me to marry him. Then he told me he was a wizard.” Can a Muggle learn to cope with the fact that her fiancé has incomprehensible powers, overcome parental misgivings, and still manage to keep everything a secret from her friends?

Draco sends out a letter to no one in particular. Unknown to both him and her, the letter falls into Ginny's hands. An affair of not-so-love letters and blind conversations entail and unravel to an uncanny and unique friendship. Besides, who can fall in love with a piece of paper?

A game of Truth or Dare in the Gryffindor common room has some unexpected consequences for a certain redhead.

James tries to explain to Lily why the tongue is a useful tool in CPR, a fact he learned from Sirius and Remus. Takes place in their fifth year.

A parody of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.

Harry's on a mission. But it has nothing to do with Voldemort. Instead, he has found himself running a rather embarrassing errand for a certain redheaded witch...

Angelina got angry with Fred for standing her up again. What happens when he follows her out to the Quidditch pitch and they toss the ol\' Quaffle around?

Share the sentiments, angst, and romance of the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Luna as they spend their summer at the Burrow. This fanfiction takes place the summer after the trio's fifth year.

Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Muggle Toy Store". What would happen if Harry Potter found out about the "Harry Potter" movie? What would happen if everyone thought he was Daniel Radcliffe? Cameos by Darling Little Elsie and her mother, Mummy! A barrel of laughs!

Post-Hogwarts. When the world as she knows it shatters, Hermione is forced to take a look at herself. When she realizes she no longer likes what she sees, she takes a trip to find herself. What she never expected to find was an adventure of a lifetime and a surprising love with a person she never expected. Lots of Death Eaters, going on the run, getting drunk, and shocking confessions. HR/D

This is Dennis Creevey's diary, in which he tells of his plans to be a playah. Lovable Dennis, though, falls a little short in this satire of pop culture.

Possibly the most blatantly ripped-off fic to ever nance down the pike, Diagon Alley pairs up HughGrant!Harry and JuliaRoberts!Draco in a slashy spoof of the 1999 Britcom, Notting Hill. Also featuring Wetsuit!Neville and Hippie!Ginny.

The Marauders and Co. are sitting around playing a bit of strip poker.

Lily and the Marauders begin their first year at Hogwarts, but their lives are plagued by the rise of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Lily begins to have strange visions, Remus has a secret, and James and Sirius begin a mission to receive the most detentions in the history of Hogwarts.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a LUCIUS! In order to obtain top performance from your Senior Death Eater, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown get Hermione to reveal something she'd rather not. H/R/Hr.

The two rivals set aside their differences and have a little fun. They even rebel against authority (Dumbledore). (Harry/Draco) This story is AU

Harry tries to confide in Hermione. PG just to be safe.

"So, that's it! This year I have finally decided to give up! I give up on the entire card making, the puppy dog eyes, cupid and his damned arrows, love poems, candy, roses, love...all of it! That is why I've come to the decision- after thinking long and hard about it- that I am boycotting Valentine's Day... and Harry Potter."

Ginny wants to become a Deatheater because she is sick and tired of being poor and everyone judging her just based on that factor. Draco is the lucky one who gets to train her.

“We need Lupin.” This is how it all started.

Harry wakes up late for Divination one morning, and due to a faulty Crystal Ball, is sent to the time of the Marauders, while James is sent to the present.

Sirius Black finds a Muggle radio while searching among the backyard shed of the Potters. With a mind like his, who knows what shall ensue? Who dares to find out?

Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort's right-hand wizard, fancies fancy script; his son fancies it's too difficult to read. Sometimes, a few small letters make a very big difference. [H/D slash]

We've all heard this: "Malfoy swaggered forward and got his wish at once: the hat had barely touched his head when it screamed, "SLYTHERIN!" What if that hadn't happened? What if, instead, the hat had yelled something else?

The past creeps up on everyone, with Snape discovering some things are best left unknown.

Severus and Sirius start fighting over a newspaper article. Remus has a migraine and doesn't like the noise at all. Severus finds out just why Remus is being so moody. Sirius finds it out, too, and faints. Two times. In the end, everything is okay - at least if Severus gets some chocolate for Remus SOON....