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Colin wakes from a naughty dream and decides to take his fantasies on the road. What’s waiting for him in the common room, and will Hermione approve?

James Potter the Auror is interviewed by a Daily Prophet reporter and, unsurprisingly, his mouth gets him into trouble. DP article, then J/L.

Harry had a bad fifth year, VERY bad. This we all know. You would think that things couldn't possibly get any worse for him, wouldn't you? Isn't there some supernatural force out there looking out for him? Nope. Sorry. Think again.

To win a ticket on the grandest ship in the world, from a lucky hand of strip poker, is no doubt extremely excitining. But also to find the love of your life in just a few short hours is just amazing. This happens to a young man by the name of Draco Malfoy, who finds his love in another young man named Harry Potter. Together they withstand the wonderful/horrid journey on the R. M. S. Titanic

Ron and Hermione have their first``date, with both sets of parents in attendance. Chaos abounds!

Pig takes some well-needed advice from the experienced and beautiful owl, Hedwig.

After a trying first day without his girlfriend Harry receives a surprise night-time visit from a friend who convinces him, with a little help from the Weasley family ghoul, to reconsider some of his recent life choices.

When Hermione Granger wants something, she will do just about anything to attain it. What do you do when you are single-handedly trying to become Hogwarts' heartless boy magnet? Spill all the juicy secrets in a diary, of course!

Teddy Lupin is the product of an unconventional family. He visits them all regularly, when he isn't attending culinary school. Usually, he makes his visits alone. Then his cousin Draco makes a request of him ...

Practical lessons in Potions always made Neville panic.

Caution: Should only be attempted by professional fangirls. This sort of thing can be more dangerous than playfully poking dragons and is a good way to get on Snape's hit list. OCs and tricks abound. Now comes with lip balm! ``Sequel to "Drying in the Sun."

Dolores Umbridge talks to her best friend Marjorie about what really happened to her in the Forbidden Forest...

One might think being a portrait is tedious, boring, an eternity of watching nothing of importance. That is where one would be grossly mistaken. A portrait witnesses an altercation between two boys and ponders the advantages of being an innocent bystander. H/D slash.

"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze round my privates, thanks." Archie does not want pinstriped trousers. He knows just what he wants, and a Muggle shop assistant's humdrum Friday turns magical when he sets out to get it.

It's a few weeks before school is over and Professor Dumbledore decides to lighten up the atmosphere - by declaring that all students and teachers are to cross-dress for a whole week. This is the beginning of a very "wicked" plan, brought by who else but Harry Potter.

Charlie wakes up one morning and chaos erupts in the Weasley household.

It's a new year, and the professor of Muggle Studies has decided to make her class much more interesting, and surprisingly, fun. Unfortunately, Draco is forced to take her class after beating up and laughing at a Muggleborn first year. Will they survive? Will Draco learn a lesson? Does anyone know why Bill Weasley mysteriously shows up often?

Neville thinks on his crush before going to visit him for the summer.

And you thought Plot Bunnies were metaphorical! Watch as two unsuspecting fanfiction writers get sucked into the shady world of Harry Potter fanfiction Plot Bunnies! No... this fic ISN'T supposed to make much sense.

Confusion of sorts leads to an interesting, if wholly unexpected, situation for Professors Lupin and McGonagall at Grimmauld Place.

One-shot. My first slash story. This was a Magical Music challenge from Lady Silver. Butterbeer, hot boys, karaoke and lap dances. What could be better?

Harry Potter receives a love letter one day from an anonymous girl. He is determined to find out who she is. Meanwhile, Harry realizes that he has feelings for Ginny. Does he confess his love for Ginny? What about our 'Mysterious Girl'?

This is what happens when the characters get just darn fed up with it all.

Two fans of The Boy Who Lived set out on a pilgrimage to get a glimpse of their idol.

Four words... Sirius, naked, invisibility cloak.

In the Summer before their Seventh Year Remus and Sirius (being the worldly, all-knowing chaps they are) give their good friend, James, some simply advice when dealing with females: "Don't Mug Yourself". Based on and some dialogue from The Streets song by the same name. Rated PG-13 for language.

Ron is on the Quidditch team, Hermione is lost in her study world blocking everyone out, and Harry is trying to remain neutral. Will anybody remember Ron’s birthday?

Cute American Girl teaches Potter frisbee. Hilarity ensues.

The End of Hogwarts is here! There isn't much more to that story than that. Featuring justplainstupidHarry! and justplainstupidVoldemort and justplain...okay everyone in this story is just plain stuipd. So...yeah...read!

Jane Wallace- a smart-mouthed, opinionated, and high-maintennance Manhattan socialite, loved and loathed by all lives with her supermodel aunt, Maggie in the Upper West Side. She lives a semi-charmed life, a Hogwarts students with high marks, no less, that is, until someone turns her perfect world UPSIDE DOWN!

Harry and Draco as Aurors? Okay, I guess that's alright. But partners?! Throw a Muggle into the mix and things are gonna get ugly!

HBP SPOILERS. Bill is recovering in the Hospital Wing. Fleur takes care of him.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione move to darkest Oregon in the Heart Of The Country to get away from city life.

What happens when the author gets involved? Anything! Contains a suitable Mary-Sue, dancing monkeys, EvilManiac!Dumbledore, and much more funnyness! It is very much funny!

The mental diary of fifteen year old fourth year Clara Hopkins, as she deals with a forgetful best friend, an irresponsible Quidditch captain, her owl Bertie, how to do her hair up for the Yule Ball, and how to keep her younger brother Max away from her for the entire school year.

Harry is having a generally weird time of it this summer, and during a very complicated potion-brewing incident on arrival back at Hogwarts, he and Ron accidentally manage to create a Philosopher's Stone. Unfortunately, Voldemort has found out, and is going to any lengths to get his hands on it. It will take all the guile Harry and most of the rest of the school possess to keep it out of his way... Can they do it? Sixth-year fic.

Draco and Ginny have had a messy break up after Ron found out about their secret relationship. Each is trying to forget the other to little success. In the meantime Draco is having an identity crisis about the war and where he fits into it, Narcissa is making trouble and Sirius is trying to keep her under control and out of Lupin's trousers.

When Draco Malfoy joins the Light Side, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Co., find out that there are a lot disturbing about him. For one thing, is he gay? A girl? Bisexual? Straight? And, more importantly, is Dumbledore really dead? Featuring an eccentric Draco, a murder plot, over-exaggerated humor, strange rumors flying through the corridors of Hogwarts, and oh my, the Heir of the Founders claims Hogwarts? What's going on?!

This is a songfic based on Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts in Chamber of Secrets. What was Ginny feeling during her first year, and just how hard did she fight Tom Riddle?

It began when Voldemort received a parcel from Harry Potter...

Siri and Remy are helping out in the Potters' nursery some weeks before Harry is born...

Draco and Ginny have had a messy break up after Ron found out about their secret relationship. Each is trying to forget the other to little success. In the meantime Draco is having an identity crisis about the war and where he fits into it, Narcissa is making trouble and Sirius is trying to keep her under control and out of Lupin's trousers.

Sirius decides to find is soul mate, and drags the reluctant Remus along with him.

When little six year old Ginny gets a cat, the poor thing has no choice but to be forced to wear a doll's dress. And now, at the age of sixteen, Ginny's suddenly remembered that fateful old memory and wants to try again. You know, for old time's sake.

It’s Lord Voldemort, the Dark Lord of the Death Eaters, versus Professor Eudice Eusyram, the sultana of Suedom! Take a wild guess who will win.

Harry meets an interesting new neighbour.

Sequel to 'An Awkward Conversation'. Sirius can't stay cooped up for long, as we all very well know. Lying low just isn't his thing. So how will he persuade Remus to let him out of the house?

Let us suppose, for a moment, that the idea for the adventures of our favourite teenage wizard and his friends had occurred to another author. What would the outcome have been? Here are three suggestions.

The trio are mysteriously led by a strange 'Horcrux tracking device' to find out what the last horcrux is. Strangely enough, it leads them to a toilet cubicle...

Remember how Hagrid suggested he might find a lady friend for Grawp? Well, what if he did? Warning: if you are not amused by smutty innuendoes then do not, I repeat, do not read this fic.

Poor little Harry. Always having the bad hair, the big ugly clothes, those horrible glasses. But it doesn't have to be that way, you know.

You are a student of Hogwarts. How does it feel? Step inside...

It's Ron's fourth year and his 15th birthday! Yes, we're goin' to a party, party!

Memories are a special kind of torture.

Harry Potter meets the Princess Bride - warning: it will make very little sense if you've never see/read The Princess Bride. I suggest you do, it's excellent. Anyway, slightly random and mad, it's romantic and sweet. I think so.

Harry finds his best friends irritated with him, Voldemort reveals a mysterious secret about Harry's past, and Harry is horrible at U.S. geography!

Draco is poor, Harry helps the helpless, and Draco really wants to kill him.

Draco knows that their contact is completely unattached.

A parody. Harry finds a very peculiar and perilous handbook, and travels through an unbelievable alternate universe where everything is upside-down.

The long-awaited sequel to 'Suit You Mr. Potter!' Still good for a giggle even if you've never seen the Fast Show.

When Percy and Penelope's oldest son, Patrick comes home for the summer, he brings a girl with him...and Percy isn't too pleased about it until Penelope reminds him of a summer break long ago...

Snape meets with Dumbledore and Harry serves a detention.

Welcome aboard Hogwarts Airlines! Please keep all magic out of the aisle and make sure that there are no loose bolts in your brain. Thank you for flying with us, we hope you live to make the return trip!

A one-shot attempt at sixth year. Featuring weird weather, corny poetry, and some sheep costumes. H/L.

"Though she wasn't given to obvious facial animation in general, Alicia always secretly admired how well the average Slytherin could nail a smirk. Gryffindors either ended up looking like they had some sort of facial tic or just caught a whiff of something unpleasant." Recent graduate Alicia Spinnet is at Diagon Alley when she has a surprising encounter with an old school rival, who seeks to engage her company.

*sighs* “She’s perfect.”

Harry and Draco have joined a new Hogwart's dueling club. Harry is winning and has just been tipped off on a spell by a Weasley twin. Draco is desperate to beat him. The next thing that happens is complete "Magical Karma".

Colin Creevey appears on Mastermind. Can you guess what his specialist subject will be?

What happens when our famous Hero goes through puberty? Well, with the help of his best friends and a new love he is in for a wild ride!

The year is 1976. Sirius discovers Muggle music and together with Remus, a new hobby... Be prepared for bad hair, bad behaviour and a very, very bad outfit.

Anyways, you know when you get a clog in your sink and you don't know what to do? You run to your parents or the unclogging stuff under the sink. Well, imagine you didnt have either. What would you do then? Ron and Harry have a suggestion that you might want to think about.

Neville, who is quite content with his personal life, is tired of blind dates. He meets someone as tired of blind dates as he is and they hit it off. Is Neville as content as he thought he was? Will he ever get the chance to go on the one date he actually wants to go on?

When Harry walked into the Great Hall at the start of his sixth year, his entire world turned upside-down.

Not everybody's gone mad, just a large group. Unfortunately Harry is part of it. Could a pair of ?s be to blame?

Filius Flitwick's first experience on the Quidditch Pitch in the 1930s was certainly not what he expected. The same goes for Minerva McGonagall and Santiago Sinistra.

Sirius Black loves girls. He is the guy who can't imagine his life without a girl in it. No matter who she is. He is also the guy who cannot imagine his life with a wife in it. No matter who she is. He is just not the marriage material.

A sequel to "A Contraceptive Controversy". Frank Longbottom finds a certain Muggle innovation lying around the castle and has difficulty identifying it. Fortunately, the Marauders are there to help.

Sequel to Never Backs Down: How to keep from Madam Pomfrey that Sirius is out cold, has a pair of underwear that isn't his in his hand, is soaking wet with a bump on his head, and dressed sloppily, while you're wearing his pink polka-dotted boxers. Kitta teaches.

The original Marauders have finished their OWLs early.... What will happen? And what happens when some NEW marauders at Hogwarts finish their OWLs?

Cedric Diggory is dead and Voldemort is back. It is up to a Hufflepuff and two red-headed Gryffindors to boost morale throughout Hogwarts...

Hogwarts has turned into a giant love triangle! Harry discovers secret loves between his friends and enemies as well as discovering his own love. Christmas at Hogwarts is very different this year; from morning to night there are surprises left and right. Harry/Hermione, Ron/McGonagall, Neville/Snape, Draco/Goyle/Crabbe/Blaise, Cho/house-elf/giant squid.

Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him. And apparently there's death lurking in the third floor corridor. That's gonna end well.

The Fat Lady has a nice chat with a stranded Gryffindor. Have you ever wondered about the pink-silk-dressed guardian of Gryffindor Tower? Here is a (small) part of her story.

What else did Hermione smell in Slughorn's dungeon during HBP? What was so embarassing that she refused to say it out loud? Could it have to do with Ron perhaps? R/Hr

A timeless story of love and…stuff. A new spin on Jack Spratt and reality, among other things.

James, Sirius, Remus, and Remus's girlfriend Rebecca set up a prank during an awards ceremony that they deem will be the best joke Hogwarts has ever seen.

Malfoy is drawing on the walls, Ron supports him in his artistic endeavours, Harry tries to play the hero, Hermione wants to be the hero, Fred and George go to the library, and chaos ensues! All thanks to that one little Plot Bunny... [Semi-crackfic]

Harry is out of clean socks, so he pops off to the laundromat, where he runs into his arch-nemesis Voldemort! Is Voldemort waiting there to kill Harry? Or is he just doing his laundry? Will black always be in style?

A Ravenclaw student explains to his housemate why the Potions textbook contains no mention of Golpalott's Fourth Law.

It's been a while since The Rules of the Game, and Bill thought it was an adventure put to rest. However, now that he's stationed back in London, the unexpected of unexpected happens when no other than Astrid Montanez ends up knocking on his bathroom door. With an offer the can't resist and the prospects of equal trade that strikes young Harry's eye, it's back to Rani and a mission of life and death.

Harry and Severus continue their relationship and Harry comes out to his friends with very interesting consequences.

There's more to the Interruptions Saga, as it's come to be known. But, things are not what they seem! The marauders and Lily show you some of their most embarrassing moments, including James and Lily's wedding disaster. There is also a bit of rambling, but that's purely my fault for not editing what was said. This is your last chance to learn the further secrets of the marauders! Enter at your own peril!

When great heroes are spoken of, how shall I pass over you, oh Harry Potter? A hymn of praise to the Boy Who Lived, written in the style of the Homeric Hymns.

Your favorite girls are back again! This time it's Halloween and the girls have more than a few tricks up their sleeves...

Filch. He's mean. He's cruel. He's, overall, quite unintelligent. He collects Technicolor Kitten Plates. So what happens when he meets another mean, cruel, quite unintelligent, Technicolor Kitten Plate collector? Read and find out!!!

When Michelle steps out of the dark, a demon takes place at Hogwarts. Her reason is unknown, but Michelle will find out that she has what the demon is looking for... what will happen? I know, ohoh, I know!

Well, basically, this is making fun of all Mary Sue-ness. And no, ShangDuck13 and Ava Rain were NOT HIGH when this was written. Anyway, using her beautifulness and perfect hair flippage, the ultimate Mary Sue saves the day. Or something.

My sequel to my fic "Unknown Fame." Harry knows how famous he is in the Harry Potter books that his Muggle friend, Jo (to us the wonderful JK Rowling), wrote, but when he brings one of the movies home, things become so much worse for him.

James loves Lily. Lily hates James. How will he get her to fall for him? Well, with a brilliant plan of course! This is my take on how Lily and James finally got together.

Harry escapes for one glorious morning from Privet Drive and runs errands alone.