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It hasn't been a very good year at all for the Malfoy family, but Narcissa is determined to put her best foot forward and keep up appearances in her annual Christmas letter. Warning: contains high quantities of self-delusion, and far more underlining than necessary.

Vernon has a surprise encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new business. General chaos ensues.

Nineteen years after the deathly hallows, Harry and Ginny are married, but their eldest son is only 12 yrs old. This story is about those missing 7 yrs; 6 of which Ginny spent slapping, snogging and falling in love with Draco Malfoy.

Harry will keep his promise to deliver Snape's portrait to the Headmaster's office--but only after enlisting its help with an important assignment. Even Snape's image can be a handful, but Harry isn't worried. There are so many ways to dispose of an obstreperous portrait . . .

A British witch who is using unauthorized magic in New Orleans is Draco's new assignment. What happens is a surprise to both of them.

It is always a bad idea to forget your best friend's birthday. It is also a bad idea to remember it. James/Lily.

Harry isn’t hungry. Ron and Hermione are worried and Neville’s had better days, too. (Post-OotP.)

The year is 1980 and the date is December 25th. The Dark Lord will be defeated by a small child called Harry Potter in less than a year. Just a few weeks earlier, two Death Eaters have been killed by Aurors; everything seems to be going remotely well for the good part of the wizarding world. But in another corner of it three Death Eaters share a Christmas full of memories, too much wine, hope and humour. Meet Armand Avery, Corwin Nott and Severus Snape at their last Christmas as followers of Voldemort for fifteen years.

Follow Draco through his seventh year at Hogwarts, through his highs, lows and in particular, the burning of his eyebrow by a rogue Blast-ended Skrewt.

Draco Malfoy finds out who really tore up his robes. To what lengths will he go to get Ginny to talk to him again?

Harry hadn't anticipated having no choice but to go to Ron and Hermione for wedding night advice. The information he got wasn't quite what he expected.

Love and Wheezes in a time of war. Fred/Angelina, possible side of George/Angelina if you squint and tilt your head. No relation to Hermione, despite the name.

The four Marauders decide to congratulate themselves for their OWL year by going to North America on vacation. From the quill of Moony, see in how much trouble four Brits can get!

Challenge fic. Draco's gone to a visit to the Burrow. Features Barbie dolls, Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, sparkly mascara and a little bit of Orlando Bloom.

Sequel to "To Scrub a Dirty Toilet", this fic follows Ron and Hermione through their rapidly changing relationship, and there's also a little romance for Harry too.

When Snape's unknown niece joins him at Hogwarts at the begining of the Trio's fifth year, chaos ensues. Thrown in a semi-nice Lucius and an unrelenting Draco on a quest, and fifth year doesn't seem so boring anymore. A/U, Draco/OC

Remus, Peter, Sirius, and James are bored and hot at Peter's house. They venture outside to find....

Harry and Ginny decide to stop fighting their feelings for each other, just in time for Harry's seventh and final year.

Remus is very distraught. He just lost another one of his best friends and he can't get over it. But then, something happens. Something that helps get over his grievances and gives him quite a laugh.

When Sirius Black dumps a girl, she cries and begs him to come back. When he humiliates her in front of the whole school, she doesn't seek revenge. Never. Too bad that no one ever said that to Angela Peters. SBOC

What happens when Fred and George Weasley, accompained by an...unwilling member of staff, travel back in time 400 years? They happen to bump into a certain Edmund Blackadder...

Imagine a Hogwarts taken over by some musical lover. Is that all it takes for two people destined for each other to find their love? Friends try to convince the lovers to make their move through songs and choreographed choruses. Hogwarts is a mad house. How fun can this be?

"If I could have foreseen my death, which I was unable to do, thank God, I would have left a letter..."

Voldemort finds himself in a rather infuriating position. In order to kill Harry Potter, he has to save him first. That's right, he has to work for his kill, although he gets more than he bargained for.

When Hogwarts embarks on a production of William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" during Lucius Malfoy's seventh year, he finds himself unwillingly cast in the title role and drawn to the quiet and clever -- and therefore, boring -- Narcissa Black. Cameos by Bellatrix Black, various teachers, certain members of MWPP, Severus Snape, the Weasleys, and Lucius's future long hair.

A typical sarcastic Ravenclaw is left in the hospital wing after an... interesting... Quidditch tryout. If only she had someone to talk to.``As long as it wasn't him.

Jaessa Starsley: your average, goody-goody Hogwarts student, right? Wrong! See what kind of trouble she gets into while she falls in love and is tortured (in a friendly way) by Harry and Ginny Potter's daughter, Lily.

What if the veil wasn’t actually death? What if it were a portal to Germany in the early 1800s? Extremely crazy Sirius/Beethoven slash inspired by Immortal Beloved.

Hogwarts has its first official "science" fair, of sorts. Includes electricity, Ron doing tea leaf readings, Hermione with blue hair and Parvati's method to Divination, which doesn't really work.

Draco Malfoy hates everything about Harry. Every single little thing. But hatred, as we all know, sometimes evolves into other feelings.

Bratty, snobbish, and spoilt Bethany Beddarthin is determined to take the wizarding world by storm! But can she, when her rich Muggle parents are already living in fear and loathing of her uncle Thomas, a expatriate of the wizarding world? And is Thomas really a criminal like she’s been told, or in fact something much more sinister? Hogwarts may be the only place she’ll find the answers - if she can survive her first year! Includes the offspring of the Weasleys and the Malfoys, vampires, extremely odd house mates, and a new Dark Lord rising...

Lord Voldemort's own slightly twisted take on the classic poem, "The Night Before Christmas." Also, a sequel to my other Christmas fic, "Tom Riddle's 12 Days of Christmas!"

“You! What’re you doing here?”``Draco whipped around, coming face to face with a set of gorgeous blue eyes. Stepping back, he gasped in awe. Before him stood a man with long blond locks, blue eyes, tanned skin, dressed in a TEAL kilt and white pirate shirt! Wonder of wonders! “You’re almost as pretty as I am!”

Ginny Weasley has long had a 'thing' for Harry Potter. In her fourth year at Hogwarts, things started to look better. Right? An interesting and - hopefully - humorous take on Harry from Ginny's point of view.

Ginny has creative ways of distracting Hermione from her studies. (Hermione/Ginny femmeslash)

OK...this is a random one-shot that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Harry Potter series, except that they share names. Everyone is very OOC and VERY silly. Don't read if you're looking for a good, meaningful fic!

A heroic saga of forbidden love. The Romeo and Juliet of the modern age. It's Harry/Draco... in verse!

During Harry, Ron, and Hermione’s sixth year at Hogwarts, they spend a Christmas at the Burrow. Massive hysteria ensues at the Weasley house, including (but not limited to) fighting with Fairy Lights, an exceptionally grumpy Mrs. Weasley, Arthur in big trouble with his wife, a VERY lost muggle, and lots of shouting. Oh, and what’s that in Charlie’s room? (Sorry it’s so late, but think of it this way: What better way to get your mind off of school/work than by reading about the holidays?)

One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson... UK English, canon-ish, humour.

“…old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young…” (OotP, p. 728). Meet a young clever prankster and the-one-who-inspired-you-know-who as children: Albus Dumbledore and Adolph Grindelwald. Insight into their minds.

Whatever terrible fears Harry had about parallel universes paled in comparison to what he was about to fall into now!

"I think karma has come to visit me. And instead of giving me riches and perhaps a pony, it has decided to beat me to a bloody pulp." What goes around comes around. Especially for Lily Evans in her relationship (or lack thereof) with James Potter. Karma isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Fred and George decide to put their money where their mouth is, so to speak and branch off from the prankster business into Flobberworm Juice. Poised and ready to sell, they’re approached by the one person they’d never have expected to help. Can they trust ole’ Perc? And why does he want so badly to help them sell the new coughs slashy product coughs?

And the wildness continues! The much-anticipated sequel to Voldie's Tea Party and Harry Potter's Tea party has finally gotten here! Draco Malfoy catches the tea party fever from Harry, Ron, and Hermione, and begins to have them in his common room. So what happens when he is interrupted? Nothing good for the interruptor. Read to find out what the heck I'm talking about!

Having made tentative admissions that all their sniping was a smokescreen for something other than animosity, Remus and Tonks test the romantic waters with a first date. Sequel to Under The Table.

In which there is a drunk Ron, and people lurking in the shadows. A cookie for Blood Magic by GatewayGirl found on Schnoogle

Finally, there is a solution to all of Hogwarts' relationship problems! That's right, a world-renowned speaker is coming to talk at the school! Now, if only Ron wasn't in love with Hermione who's in love with Harry who's in love with... are they any love lines that *aren't* crossed in this school?

"Apologies. I don't do rhetorical questions. You'll have to check with Pettigrew on that one. Every question's a rhetorical one with him, if you take the strict definition of the word, because he can't answer any of them." James Potter and Sirius Black get up to some fun. Which means anything but for poor beleagued prefect Lily Evans. And who exactly is responsible for those knights on the fourth floor, who don't usually sport pink tutus and peg legs? One-shot.

It's time for History of Magic and the trio gets side-tracked by swapping notes. Harry's rather hyper, Hermione is killer with a quill and Ron is denying things.

Why doesn\\\'t Hogwarts have visits for the families of Muggle-born pupils, so that they can see what their child is getting into? Maybe they used to ... before Penelope Clearwater\\\'s parents came on such a visit.

We don't know about you, but we think Hagrid has promise. He needs a little work before you start shipping him off...

Secrets are revealed within one night.

How did the greatest magic school in the world get its start? One of the Founders, Helga Hufflepuff, explains (in her own way) just how the school began....

Harry ponders how his point of view on love, Ron, and socks has changed since personally admitting his feelings for Draco. Sequel to "Disbelief." (Runs parallel to "Acceptance.")

Hogwarts has decided to host a day when the house-elves serve many different dishes from many different countries! Hermione's excited, Harry's hoping there'll be pizza, and Ron, well, Ron's really not sure...

Ron falls victim to an April Fools prank where he is transfigured into a rat. How does a rat survive a day in the hazard world of Hogwarts? How will he escape the clutches of a very randy Voldemort? Featuring clueless Ron, frustrated Hermione, indignant Draco, repenting Harry, disappointed Lucius, and two half-giants who are not afraid to experiment with the floo network! A sequel of sorts to A Day in the Life of a Ferret.

The holidays are about to arrive, and no one can find Draco Malfoy! Where is he? Why is he gone? And why did Hagrid shave his beard? Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Seamus/Dean.``Watch out for those garden shears!

Parvati and Lavender have come up with a most brilliant idea. How do they drag Hermione into it, and how does a telescope fit in?

Another story where Longbottom has an accident in Potions and Harry faces the consequences, but with a twist.

It was a complete and utter shock when Lily laid down her fork in the middle of the meal and announced that she was in love." Lily II/Teddy for the Father-Daughter/ Weather Challenge on HPFC.

During a botched lecture on sexual education, Professor Snape yields in favor of someone much more educated...Roger Davies.

"Eavesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves, Ron Weasley."

Potter/Discworld crossover - Returned to the Land of the Living, a small clan of Nac Mac Feegles find themselves thrown headlong into a world they never expected, without Gonnagle or Kelda. Whhat's going on? Where did all the bigjobs spring from? And what about the man in a tin suit in the pitcher?

Tonight on the David Letterman Show, Remus Lupin!``Remus wants to give Letterman a piece of his mind.

What happened to a certain character's property after he died? The Wisconsin Court of Appeals had a real headache to deal with... Inspired by a discussion on A.J. Hall's LiveJournal after OotP's release. Refers to characters from Lust Over Pendle.

Lucius knows better than anyone that if Harry Potter is dating Draco Malfoy, the World is about to End. Slash, obviously.

A one shot: Hermione and Ron's first kiss: a result of an argument on how smart Ron is.

Why is Remus angry? What is Sirius up to this time? Why does chocolate taste so good when it's supposed to be bad for you?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Harry does. But the amount of time he spends thinking of his beloved - is it really considered love... or obsession? People always assume that they know who Harry's heart belongs to, but they are wrong... dead wrong. Since the first time Harry looked, he was in love. Love that would turn into an obsession... Harry's obsession.

Rita Skeeter is at the top of her game, a regular gossip queen with riddikulus amounts of money. So, naturally, only the best will do! Follow Rita through a typical day.

A short bit of fluff written in anticipation of Valentine's Day (if the stores and catalogues can do it, so can I!). Harry discovers that sometimes it's better to let things run their course. RW/HG

Hermione and George continue their prank-filled love story with George's revenge! This is a sequel to my one-shot "Prankful Love."

Draco has never really gotten along well with children and is most unimpressed when Harry invites a baby into their apartment.

At breakfast, Hermione did not see Parvati, but she did see her giant yellow and purple polka dot hat.

What happens when Ron, Harry, Hermione, and Draco are picked up by Muggles who want to see them perform magic? Humor and mayhem, that's what!

Uncle Voldie talks about his problems with his shrink. Slash implied, idiocy galore.

I just had to put someone in harem pants and finger bells, and then Hermione caught my eye. She isn?t quite ready for the ordeal yet, but I intend to make her work very, very hard. Oh, and the reason or her being in this unseemly position is, of course, academic interest. After all, how far should you let your research take you? Also, to make things clear, I am not Draco Malfoy, I am just another evil thought being stifled for lack of space in his golden head. Phew! It?s hard to breathe in here!

Imagine yourself working for the Ministry and had to control the wizards and witches, who are going to the Quidditch World Cup. A/N Trust me, you won't regret reading this story or....I....eat my shoe.

Draco hates Ginny, Ginny hates Draco...or at least they make others, and themselves believe they do...

Response to rachelmalfoy's "St Patrick's Day Challenge"! Involves our favourite Gryffindor boys in a woman's lingerie store, a somewhat garbled Lord of the Rings quote and the colour green.

"Shall I tell you something? I hate cats. With a passion. I hate cats. And dogs, too, come to think of it. I hate dogs, as well." Severus Snape

Maybe Harry is a bit of a stereotypical male when it comes to women. And maybe Ginny is an academic who's just achieved the best N.E.W.T. levels in the whole school... so what'll happen when they meet after the dux ceremony by the scenic lake? A light-hearted look at the confusion surrounding 'the future' for students, and also the fine physical line between friendship and 'something more'....

Come one! Come all! Can a Crossover of Hannibal and Harry Potter be done? Of course it can, you nitwit! This fic brings a whole new meaning to H/Hr. Get a clue! The H doesn't stand for Harry in this one! Plays about the Malfoys and drooling contests ensue, along with mad snog sessions.

Harry Potter has finally defeated Lord Voldemort, and in "reward" gets a temple built to his honour. No one wishes to hire Harry - as they are scared of his Divine Powers. This is not an acceptable situation, and Harry takes action.

Weasleys, Weasleys, and more Weasleys, but for a reason. Each chapter is a story about a Weasely and their favorite fruit... and how they got their favorite fruit. 1st chapter's Bill! Moral: Never get in between a Weasley and their fruit... especially not on said Weasleys' birthday.

Snape is going to end this war, one way or another.

Alastor Moody has fought dangerous Dark magic and won, but there is still yet one thing he fears–Nymphadora Tonks on a mission of good will in the name of skin care. It’s up to him to either stop her or beat her at her own game.

The title says it all! Tom Jones (LOL), Fangirl Petunia, and Snape's tea party!

Hermione wrestles with the idea of Ron as a friend or boyfriend. CONFUSION ENSUES! A songfic to 'So Complicated' by Carolyn Dawn Johnson. R & R please!

Fred wants a dog more than anything, and he'll do anything to get one. Anything at all.

An epiphany by firelight helps Harry realize he's in love with Ginny and cannot possibly compete with Dean Thomas. But things go awry (and away) when he tries his hand at a helpful spell. Includes lots of improper charms work. But no goats.

Something rather strange happens during a Divination lesson, and Harry decides he doesn't like eating fish.

Blaise and Mr Zabini, while in Knockturn Alley, talk about Blaise\\\'s permission slip, hobbies and love.

Luna and Ginny practice for the D.A. Hilarity ensues. Minor OotP spoilers.

The kids are crying, the ceiling's leaking, and Ron is having bad dreams. I'm sure someone can help him out with that on a relaxing Sunday morning... R/Hr fluff.

Short one-shot story about Harry's - and Hermione's - ah...interesting choice of jobs.... This story includes SLASH (Snape/numerous Gryffindor boys).

Next in the Monty Python series--it's Draco's turn! Enjoy!

Thanks to a bet lost to Malfoy, Ron gets in touch with his feminine side and finds out why the Queen is the most powerful piece on the chess board. Featuring CabaretDrag!Ron, Disco!Harry, and 'Fro!Hermione

Fred attempts to cheer Angelina up after her first practice as Captain for the Gryffindor Quidditch team.

Ron has an accident in his closet while getting ready for his date with Luna...then Harry and Hermione make a trip to the closet after having a jinx fiasco.