Swapping Notes

What's the answer for the first question?

I'm not going to tell you, Ron! You should have studied.

You didn't let me copy your notes, that's why I'm asking.

You're hopeless.

You wound me, Hermione.

You deserve it, Ron.

I don't believe I asked you, Harry...

The note came my way, so I took the opportune moment.

You could have had plenty of "opportune moments" in life, Harry.

Enlighten me, Deartest Weasley.

... well, there have been plenty of times to ask Cho out.

Cho's a thing of the past. What about Hermione?

What about her?

I've seen the way you look at her...

You're crazy!

I've been told so before.

I hate you very much so.

Oh, how hurtful.

That WAS rather intended.

I figured. So... Hermione and you.

We. Are. Not. Together.

Yes, but eventually, right?

No.

What are you guys talking about?

Nothing!

You wrote back awfully fast, Ron...

It's a God-given talent.

I'm sure it is.

What are we talking about now?

God-given talents.

Hermione -- you're weird.

I'm in a school for witches and wizards -- we're all weird!

She has a point, Harry.

I know.

.... Cho.

Shut up, Ron.

Tell me who you like and I'll tell you who I like.

Why?

I'm curious.

Sure.

Fine.

Will you guys TRY and listen to Professor Binns?

We have tried and failed.

Obviously.

Is that SARCASM I hear from Hermione Granger?

Shut up, Harry.

People seem to say that a lot.

I wonder why?...

You're the brain, you tell me.

And again: shut up, Harry.

I shall try my best, because I have nothing better to do.

How about listening to Professor Binns?

I'm not that desperate.

Nice one, Harry.

Thank you, Dearest Weasley.

Quit calling me that, Pothead!

Don't call me "Pothead" and I won't call you "Dearest Weasley"!

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine.

Fine!

Fine!

FINE!

FINE!

Cut that out, you dumb-bells!

You wound me, Hermione.

Keep that childish act up, and I really will.

Muwahahaha!

Shut up, Harry!

Here we go again...

Yes, aren't we evil?

Fear us, there will be no mercy!

Have you gotten into the Weasley Twins Wacko Whatever Crazy Candy?

What?

Are you hyper?

Depends on what you mean by "hype"....

HARRY!

I'm joking! Merlin, get a grip.

I'll get a grip around your neck!

Some people would consider that a turn on.

I'm hating you quite dearly at the moment.

That's the second time today that someone said they hate me.

I wonder why?

Whoa, deja vu.

Did I miss something?

Nothing with much importance.

... okay...

Do you feel left out? Ohh, poor Ronniekins!

Actually, I feel somewhat relieved. And don't call me "Ronniekins"!

"Somewhat relieved"? Do I really want to know what you mean by that?

That's gross, Harry.

He did it, not me!

I didn't do anything! Harry get your mind out of the gutter!

I've lost my mind. But, for all I know, it could be in a gutter.

Lame.

So sad to hear you say so.

You boys need to get a life.

How about we just take yours?

Moronic homo sapien.

Did you just call me gay?

Oh, but Ron, you always WERE such a happy child!

No, I didn't call you gay, Ron. I called you a moron.

Oh.

.... erm...

What?

Ha, ha, made you ask!

Get a life.

How about if I take yours, Weasley?

You are rather unnaturally hyper.

Hype! Buwahaha!

Oh, yeah.

You two aren't ever going to pay attention to class are you?

I don't think we ever will, Dearest Hermione.

Get over yourself.

Yeah, you weird narcissistic!

Yes, I'm self-lovin'...

Oh, for the love of mercy... bad mental images!...

Well, if you have to take it that way, I'll stop.

Thank Merlin!

Oh, why don't you ram a knife in my heart?

Don't tempt me...

Heh, heh, heh...

Shut up, Weasel!

You shut up, Potty!

When did you guys both turn into Malfoy?!

Last night, while snogging in the dungeon.

THAT IS DISGUSTING, HARRY!!

Can't you take a joke, you flying anal dwelling, butt monkey?!

Flying anal dwelling, butt monkey?

Yes.

Well, that's very interesting...

More bad mental images...

My deed is done, and now I may die in peace.

You shall never die in peace, Harry, I will personally make sure of that.

Super.

I've come to a conclusion that all males are insane with idiocy.

Really? That's nice of you.

Quite. How long, exactly, did it take you?

You freely admit this?

Yes. Is that a bad thing?

Could be.

Only "could"? Oh, shucks.

You're very annoying, but I guess that's what makes you so loveable.

... I beg your pardon?

What?

Nice slip, Hermione...

What'd I do?

You love me?

No.

"But I guess that's what makes you so loveable"?

You're like a big, red-headed puppy, you moronic homo sapien!

Ha, she said you were gay!

I'm not gay!

Prove it.

And how do you expect me to do that, Potter?

Kiss Hermione.

WHAT?!

Kiss. Hermione. Pucker your lips and plant them on hers.

I know that!

So do it.

No.

Are you chicken?

No.

So, kiss her!

No.

Is that all you can say?

No.

This is going to go on forever, isn't it?

No.

This is getting pretty boring.

Yeah.

YOU SAID SOMETHING DIFFERENT! HUZZAH! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

Merlin help me if I don't kill you.

Kiss 'er.

Lay off, you stupid bugger.

Now, that's not very nice.

What's not very nice?

GET OFF MY BACK, WOMAN!

Nice punch, Hermione.

Ouch. Who knew she could punch that hard?

Malfoy.

Oh, yeah...

What about Malfoy -- yell at me again, Ron, and it's a quill in the family jewels.

I shan't speak again whilst in your presence.

Ohh, good one!

My thanks.

Guys, class is almost over.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

HAHAHA!

You two are such idiotic fools.

That could make sense if I could think straight.

Why can't you think straight?

Ron's idiotic presence.

Hey!

Hay's for horses.

What?

You have such a thick skull.

I shall take that as a complement at the moment.

You do that.

I will.

Okay.

Fine.

Yes, I am.

Get over yourself.

Or under yourself.

Is that supposed to make sense?

Did it hurt you brain?

Okay, that was funny!

Thank you!

Two against one isn't fair!

It's fair for us.

Not for me, it isn't!

Well, sucks to be you, huh?

I hate you.

And that makes three.

What?

That's the third time someone said they hated me.

I see.

Are you two still babbling insanely?

We have yet begun to fight.

Quoting!

Oh, sweet Mary mother of God...

'Tain't me!

I be not a gel!

Got any proof of that?

Streak! Streak! Streak! Streak!

WHY AM I ALWAYS PICKED ON?!

Because it's so easy.

Look, you four-eyed geek, don't make me hex you!

Ohhh, nice come back!

STOP FIGHTING, BEFORE I STAB YOU ALL IN THE CROTCH WITH A QUILL!!

Such violence from a woman.

OW!

That was his arm, not his crotch.

Oh, well.

Still -- nice aim.

... is class over yet?

Nope.

Such a bluntly put answer.

And your point being?

Was there supposed to be a point?

Hell if I know.

Didn't ask you.

Hermione's ignoring you.

I figured as much.

Well, you can figure out just about anything, huh, Harry?

Aye.

Pay attention, you bloody fools!

Why should we?

Because class is over.

Oh.

We didn't notice.

I figured.

Oh my God, if someone says that one more time I'm going to curse them to Finland.

Figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure, figure.....

I think I've gone permanently cross eyed.

Why?

No idea.

Where'd Ron go?

Umm... class is over.

Oh. Yeah. See you.

Don't count on it. I'm going to go boil my head in hot water to burn this weird conversation out of my memory.

You do that.

I will.

Alright.

I'm leaving.

Me, too.