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Harry, Ron and Hermione are celebrating the end of their N.E.W.T. exams in The Three Broomsticks, along with the rest of their year. The drinks are flowing and the fun commences with drinking games, emotional singing and friendly groping galore...

Harry, in a fit of desperation and a thirst for knowledge, goes to Dumbledore's bedroom in the middle of the night to inquire him about a city's name.

"They all agreed screaming was about the only reaction possible." Challenge: SS/HG including Snape in a feather boa.

It\'s the first day of lessons, and a prefect is in detention. Something tells Minerva there\'s a hard road ahead.

After the Yule Ball in her third year, Ginny begins dating Michael Corner. Of course, there's always Harry Potter to consider. Can she move on, or is there a part of her that is forever Harry's? One-shot songfic to Dido's White Flag

It’s a snowy Christmas Eve and the Marauders have gathered together, eagerly awaiting the arrival of Sirius and his new “one true love.” But Sirius is hardly ever serious, and his one true love might not be what the others expected....

When both Pansy and Hermione claim that Draco has fathered their unborn child, he and his attorney launch an investigation into the claims, and as always, hilarity ensues, with some startling revelations along the way. D/Hr, D/P, R/Hr, P/B, H/M

A snowman. A detention. A very large puddle. A toque with a pom-pom on it. And what Fred and George had to do with the whole affair.

During Prisoner of Azkaban, Ginny and Hermione became friends. The catalyst was an event familiar to all witches and women.

Two people argue in a closet. YOU decide who. YOU decide why. Be kind. This is a sugar-rush piece. Prizes go to the most amusing or appropriate pairing.

Ron attempts to write poetry...as a means of expression. But it's all crap. He needs something extraordinary, or it will be lost on her-a fan of Shaw, Keats, and Byron. He's lost. How to tell her? It's simple really...I love you. Includes fluffiness, bloody awful poetry, and a bit of ghost action.

Some things are just forbidden. Like Ginny falling for a Slytherin, for example. What would her friends say? Well, they'd start by telling her to not write notes in class...

What do Dementors do in their free time? This one-shot ponders the existence of tea rooms in Azkaban, and ponders that vital question: who finished the milk and didn't buy a new bottle?

What do you get when you mix the Marauders with a great prank idea, a spell book, rabid squirrels, and a dandelion?

Following a tip that one of Voldemort's Horcruxes had been seen in Muggle-inhabited Las Vegas, the Trio head there to destroy it... or so they think....

Lucius Malfoy devises the most evil, dastardly plan ever to be devised by anyone! His mission: capture Cornelius Fudge and carry out said evil plan. Will he succeed? Or will Cornelius Fudge elude him?

The very first of The Very Pointless and Hopefully Humorous Stories of Harry Potter to be made available to the general public.

Gary Splotter is a stupid child who gets invited to a wizard/witch school. There he is faced by various challenges, which (by luck) he conquers.

Alan Greenspan announced that he will be stepping down from the post of Chairman of the Board of Governors of the United States Federal Reserve effective the first of next month, and his replacement will be none other than Albus Dumbledore. Dumbledore currently serves as the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Scotland. It was further announced by the Ministry of Magic, London, that Mr. Greenspan will assume Mr. Dumbledore’s former position. [Fanfic for the educated reader.]

Hogwarts is feeling pretty average. No murder convicts, no scary teachers (or are there?), no Voldemort posing threats. But Voldemort is only seconds to the most feared woman on Earth!

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny lose a bet to Dean and Seamus. The price: they have to dress in each other's clothes for a day!

A first-year asks Harry to deliver a note. Little Harry knew what was in store for him...

The Sorting Hat is bored. Always was, always is, always will be. A few years ago though, someone came. This is The Philosopher's Stone and The Chamber of Secrets from the Sorting Hat's point of view.

An odd little tale about what happens when little Colin Creevey becomes completely and utterly bored. Filled with secret rendezvous, petty bickering, experimentation, and tipsy professors.

Draco shouldn't have broken up with Harry. He really shouldn't have. Fluff, Humor, Slash... Futures rambling Draco and steamy Harry.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione have some fun with cryptograms.

Yay it's the animals woohoo. The animals of the HP characters get to talk out.

Darn Harry has messed up Draco's life once again! He has even gotten in trouble with the Headmaster. His punishment... ART THERAPY! (Co-author: Marrietta Malfoy.)

Sirius and Remus play American football at Hogwarts. Remus is forced to put Sirius into his place. Silly fic from their sixth year at Hogwarts, before the Snape Prank. A not so typical afternoon. This fic contains slash.

Samantha White: Impatient, cynical, sarcastic, hot-tempered, and pessimistic. Sirius Black: Charming, witty, impulsive, smug, and adored. Sirus Black and Samantha White: Insert Virulent Crashing Noise Here.

Something odd is happening in the Hogwarts Kitchens and it isn't the House Elves causing it. Well, not all of it anyway.

Voldemort has finally thrown over his nemesis, Dumbledore. The wizard world is sent into chaos, and Harry has gone into hiding. A Muggle comes into play, in away that will change the wizarding world as we know it.

In the run up to Valentines Day, Harry Potter is sent a series of letters to change his opinions on a certain blond. Little does Harry know they just emphasise what he has long suspected; Draco means more to Harry than he ever would have guessed.

It's the time of the Great War and Draco Malfoy is at the front line! Can he deal with battle, capture, and those annoying songs with the word 'whoops' in the title? Most importantly, can he deal with Harry Potter? Featuring Bitter!Draco and Oversexed!Harry.

Being poor is bollocks. Wherein Narcissa drinks like a fish, Lucius does his best George Bluth impression, Ron gloats, and Draco can\'t catch a break. Set pre-HBP.

ONESHOT! Script!Fic. The scene from the end of my story: "Why? An Angst Depression Fic." In which Harry manages to end his friendship with Ron and Hermione.

Ron and Hermione are finally getting married! But beware the Wedding Planner! Only a whole lot of sedatives will get them through this experience. Featuring a very frantic Hermione, clueless Ron, and one flame-throwing priest on a mission. Continuation of EBTs parts one and two.

After the Marauders humiliate him by the lake, Severus Snape sneaks a midnight swim in the Prefects' bath to cool down and manage his temper. (One-shot.)

Alanna Day, Annie to her friends, was just a another hard working Hufflepuff who liked the quiet life. Too bad the Weasley twins have other plans for her.

We are past the times of Voldemort and the Boy Who Lived. Now we join Harry in heaven, and watch him through his Mother's Day escapades.

Colin wakes from a naughty dream and decides to take his fantasies on the road. What’s waiting for him in the common room, and will Hermione approve?

James Potter the Auror is interviewed by a Daily Prophet reporter and, unsurprisingly, his mouth gets him into trouble. DP article, then J/L.

Harry had a bad fifth year, VERY bad. This we all know. You would think that things couldn't possibly get any worse for him, wouldn't you? Isn't there some supernatural force out there looking out for him? Nope. Sorry. Think again.

To win a ticket on the grandest ship in the world, from a lucky hand of strip poker, is no doubt extremely excitining. But also to find the love of your life in just a few short hours is just amazing. This happens to a young man by the name of Draco Malfoy, who finds his love in another young man named Harry Potter. Together they withstand the wonderful/horrid journey on the R. M. S. Titanic

Ron and Hermione have their first``date, with both sets of parents in attendance. Chaos abounds!

Pig takes some well-needed advice from the experienced and beautiful owl, Hedwig.

After a trying first day without his girlfriend Harry receives a surprise night-time visit from a friend who convinces him, with a little help from the Weasley family ghoul, to reconsider some of his recent life choices.

When Hermione Granger wants something, she will do just about anything to attain it. What do you do when you are single-handedly trying to become Hogwarts' heartless boy magnet? Spill all the juicy secrets in a diary, of course!

Teddy Lupin is the product of an unconventional family. He visits them all regularly, when he isn't attending culinary school. Usually, he makes his visits alone. Then his cousin Draco makes a request of him ...

Practical lessons in Potions always made Neville panic.

Caution: Should only be attempted by professional fangirls. This sort of thing can be more dangerous than playfully poking dragons and is a good way to get on Snape's hit list. OCs and tricks abound. Now comes with lip balm! ``Sequel to "Drying in the Sun."

Dolores Umbridge talks to her best friend Marjorie about what really happened to her in the Forbidden Forest...

One might think being a portrait is tedious, boring, an eternity of watching nothing of importance. That is where one would be grossly mistaken. A portrait witnesses an altercation between two boys and ponders the advantages of being an innocent bystander. H/D slash.

"I'm not putting them on," said old Archie in indignation. "I like a healthy breeze round my privates, thanks." Archie does not want pinstriped trousers. He knows just what he wants, and a Muggle shop assistant's humdrum Friday turns magical when he sets out to get it.

It's a few weeks before school is over and Professor Dumbledore decides to lighten up the atmosphere - by declaring that all students and teachers are to cross-dress for a whole week. This is the beginning of a very "wicked" plan, brought by who else but Harry Potter.

Charlie wakes up one morning and chaos erupts in the Weasley household.

It's a new year, and the professor of Muggle Studies has decided to make her class much more interesting, and surprisingly, fun. Unfortunately, Draco is forced to take her class after beating up and laughing at a Muggleborn first year. Will they survive? Will Draco learn a lesson? Does anyone know why Bill Weasley mysteriously shows up often?

Neville thinks on his crush before going to visit him for the summer.

And you thought Plot Bunnies were metaphorical! Watch as two unsuspecting fanfiction writers get sucked into the shady world of Harry Potter fanfiction Plot Bunnies! No... this fic ISN'T supposed to make much sense.

Confusion of sorts leads to an interesting, if wholly unexpected, situation for Professors Lupin and McGonagall at Grimmauld Place.

One-shot. My first slash story. This was a Magical Music challenge from Lady Silver. Butterbeer, hot boys, karaoke and lap dances. What could be better?

Harry Potter receives a love letter one day from an anonymous girl. He is determined to find out who she is. Meanwhile, Harry realizes that he has feelings for Ginny. Does he confess his love for Ginny? What about our 'Mysterious Girl'?

This is what happens when the characters get just darn fed up with it all.

Two fans of The Boy Who Lived set out on a pilgrimage to get a glimpse of their idol.

Four words... Sirius, naked, invisibility cloak.

In the Summer before their Seventh Year Remus and Sirius (being the worldly, all-knowing chaps they are) give their good friend, James, some simply advice when dealing with females: "Don't Mug Yourself". Based on and some dialogue from The Streets song by the same name. Rated PG-13 for language.

Ron is on the Quidditch team, Hermione is lost in her study world blocking everyone out, and Harry is trying to remain neutral. Will anybody remember Ron’s birthday?

Cute American Girl teaches Potter frisbee. Hilarity ensues.

The End of Hogwarts is here! There isn't much more to that story than that. Featuring justplainstupidHarry! and justplainstupidVoldemort and justplain...okay everyone in this story is just plain stuipd. So...yeah...read!

Jane Wallace- a smart-mouthed, opinionated, and high-maintennance Manhattan socialite, loved and loathed by all lives with her supermodel aunt, Maggie in the Upper West Side. She lives a semi-charmed life, a Hogwarts students with high marks, no less, that is, until someone turns her perfect world UPSIDE DOWN!

Harry and Draco as Aurors? Okay, I guess that's alright. But partners?! Throw a Muggle into the mix and things are gonna get ugly!

HBP SPOILERS. Bill is recovering in the Hospital Wing. Fleur takes care of him.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione move to darkest Oregon in the Heart Of The Country to get away from city life.

What happens when the author gets involved? Anything! Contains a suitable Mary-Sue, dancing monkeys, EvilManiac!Dumbledore, and much more funnyness! It is very much funny!

The mental diary of fifteen year old fourth year Clara Hopkins, as she deals with a forgetful best friend, an irresponsible Quidditch captain, her owl Bertie, how to do her hair up for the Yule Ball, and how to keep her younger brother Max away from her for the entire school year.

Harry is having a generally weird time of it this summer, and during a very complicated potion-brewing incident on arrival back at Hogwarts, he and Ron accidentally manage to create a Philosopher's Stone. Unfortunately, Voldemort has found out, and is going to any lengths to get his hands on it. It will take all the guile Harry and most of the rest of the school possess to keep it out of his way... Can they do it? Sixth-year fic.

Draco and Ginny have had a messy break up after Ron found out about their secret relationship. Each is trying to forget the other to little success. In the meantime Draco is having an identity crisis about the war and where he fits into it, Narcissa is making trouble and Sirius is trying to keep her under control and out of Lupin's trousers.

When Draco Malfoy joins the Light Side, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Co., find out that there are a lot disturbing about him. For one thing, is he gay? A girl? Bisexual? Straight? And, more importantly, is Dumbledore really dead? Featuring an eccentric Draco, a murder plot, over-exaggerated humor, strange rumors flying through the corridors of Hogwarts, and oh my, the Heir of the Founders claims Hogwarts? What's going on?!

This is a songfic based on Ginny Weasley's first year at Hogwarts in Chamber of Secrets. What was Ginny feeling during her first year, and just how hard did she fight Tom Riddle?

It began when Voldemort received a parcel from Harry Potter...

Siri and Remy are helping out in the Potters' nursery some weeks before Harry is born...

Draco and Ginny have had a messy break up after Ron found out about their secret relationship. Each is trying to forget the other to little success. In the meantime Draco is having an identity crisis about the war and where he fits into it, Narcissa is making trouble and Sirius is trying to keep her under control and out of Lupin's trousers.

Sirius decides to find is soul mate, and drags the reluctant Remus along with him.

When little six year old Ginny gets a cat, the poor thing has no choice but to be forced to wear a doll's dress. And now, at the age of sixteen, Ginny's suddenly remembered that fateful old memory and wants to try again. You know, for old time's sake.

It’s Lord Voldemort, the Dark Lord of the Death Eaters, versus Professor Eudice Eusyram, the sultana of Suedom! Take a wild guess who will win.

Harry meets an interesting new neighbour.

Sequel to 'An Awkward Conversation'. Sirius can't stay cooped up for long, as we all very well know. Lying low just isn't his thing. So how will he persuade Remus to let him out of the house?

Let us suppose, for a moment, that the idea for the adventures of our favourite teenage wizard and his friends had occurred to another author. What would the outcome have been? Here are three suggestions.

The trio are mysteriously led by a strange 'Horcrux tracking device' to find out what the last horcrux is. Strangely enough, it leads them to a toilet cubicle...

Remember how Hagrid suggested he might find a lady friend for Grawp? Well, what if he did? Warning: if you are not amused by smutty innuendoes then do not, I repeat, do not read this fic.

Poor little Harry. Always having the bad hair, the big ugly clothes, those horrible glasses. But it doesn't have to be that way, you know.

You are a student of Hogwarts. How does it feel? Step inside...

It's Ron's fourth year and his 15th birthday! Yes, we're goin' to a party, party!

Memories are a special kind of torture.

Harry Potter meets the Princess Bride - warning: it will make very little sense if you've never see/read The Princess Bride. I suggest you do, it's excellent. Anyway, slightly random and mad, it's romantic and sweet. I think so.

Harry finds his best friends irritated with him, Voldemort reveals a mysterious secret about Harry's past, and Harry is horrible at U.S. geography!

Draco is poor, Harry helps the helpless, and Draco really wants to kill him.

Draco knows that their contact is completely unattached.

A parody. Harry finds a very peculiar and perilous handbook, and travels through an unbelievable alternate universe where everything is upside-down.

The long-awaited sequel to 'Suit You Mr. Potter!' Still good for a giggle even if you've never seen the Fast Show.