AliciaSue

Draco Malfoy and the Garage Sale of Pure and Abiding Evil by AliciaSue
07/06/2006
PG Riddikulus Draco Malfoy Narcissa Malfoy Ron Weasley Humor The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Being poor is bollocks. Wherein Narcissa drinks like a fish, Lucius does his best George Bluth impression, Ron gloats, and Draco can\'t catch a break. Set pre-HBP.

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Dysfunctional Equanimity by AliciaSue
08/08/2001
R Schnoogle General Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire

It\'s \

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An Unlikely Coven by AliciaSue
07/20/2001
PG-13 Schnoogle General Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban

It\'s July 2016. Do you know where the next generation of Potters, Weasleys, and Malfoys are? Join Linda, Bobby, Joey, and their parents on a cross-pond romp to save the world-- and toss off some killer remarks while they\'re at it.

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Salsa, Storage Closets, and Something Else by AliciaSue
07/16/2001
PG-13 Schnoogle General Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban

In the sequel to \

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