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Harry gets the paper and Ron gets confused. Takes place at the Weasleys’ after Draco Malfoy has let a few (dubious!) things slip to the press.

Severus drags Harry to a Wizarding auction. "Collecting Cursed Artefacts is a registered form of madness in the Compendium of Wizarding Mental Disorders and Other Things That Make You Twitch," Severus said, "like most compulsions to collect. But it's very a popular one and I plan to beat everyone else to it." Part of the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

On the eve of his seventeenth birthday Draco's mother tells him of her shrouded past and his real father. Now, desperate to find his mate before it's too late, Draco must look in the most unlikely of places. (Veela!Draco, slash)

A silly ficlet that tries to answer that age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry, when it is blatantly obvious that he lurves him?

Lily, James, Sirius and Remus, chatting about what they will name their kids if they ever have some - a somewhat mindless piece of fluffy dialogue, in which Lily is defenitely not lucky to have such boys for friends.

Well, the Yule Ball\'s back again. What do you think will happen when a fight breaks out between Gryffindors about who has it easier around ball time? The boys? Or the girls?

Harry\\\'s sure Hermione\\\'s been deliberately avoiding the Trio\\\'s usual Friday night drinks at The Burning Broomstick. But why? They finally convince her to join them one night and Hermione ends up having way too many drinks in an effort to drown her sorrows. Will she remember what she said and what happened? Will she want to? Oh, what a night!``This has got a little bit of everything. Romance. Fluff. Smut. With a tiny smidge of angst. Also a mention of R/L in the beginning.

A new 'political' movement in Hogwarts singles out Harry as a Mudblood-lover. ``Fred and George test out their new gag gift, while Harry continues to brood over the events ``of GoF.

A challenge fic from MsVirginiaAnneMalfoy. The Gryffindors decide to throw a New Years Eve party. Lots of stupidity, drunkeness, and some crossdressing.

What happed when Arthur Weasley returned to the Ministry of Magic after Harry's disciplinary hearing? Includes a pair of impatient gloves and an unimportant toaster.

Cheer up Harry. So Voldemort wants to kill you, so what? He always wants to kill you. It's a fact. Why not relax and listen to some quality Monty Python songs?

Harry can do a lot of things, but can he get a job? ``People will speculate over the dinner table, and thus I imagined this little problem.... The Job Interview!

After a night's drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus' bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.

It was a dark and stormy night. Harry Potter was dared to ask someone something very private, with very unexpected results.

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have been partners for years. When Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide that their friends are Made For Each Other, nothing good can come of it. Or can it? An unplanned trilogy certainly has. WARNING -- As fluffy as a one-eyed baby turkey.

Harry is preparing for the start of term at Hogwarts when he receives an unexpected owl with an unusual request from Draco Malfoy. What will his Aunt Petunia say? More important, what will the Weasleys think? Harry must set aside his own feelings and desires for EVERYBODY as he tries to make it through his 5th year in one piece.

Oliver and Harry find out that there is more to life than Quidditch. Lavender and Parvati find out that there is more to life than makeup and clothes.

Ginny Weasley had an archenemy; and damned if she wasn't tickled pink about it.

It takes Ginny three weeks to speak to Harry again after the Battle of Hogwarts.

When Lily was at Hogwarts, she was a ugly, braces-wearing, loner, loser, geek, nerd, bookworm, and so on. The Marauders were the most popular boys Hogwarts has ever seen. After graduating from Hogwarts, Lily changes and has a whole new personality and look. Lily gains a best friend for the first time in her life and meets up with the Marauders. Not your average L/J story, Review?

And to top it all, he had found himself a girl. And not just any girl. A girl worthy of touching a Malfoy, quite a difficult requirement to meet.

When Draco Malfoy fell asleep one night, he never dreamed that he wouldn’t wake up the next morning. He certainly didn’t expect to end up as Ginny Weasley‘s guardian angel either, but sometimes in order to see clearly all you need is a different perspective. D/G

When Lily Evans find a special present from Petunia in her suitcase, Sirius uses the 'gift' to torment James.

Welcome to Muggle Camp! This is a camp where young witches and wizards can learn to survive if magic is not available to them. The sixth-years have a mandatory Muggle camp they must attend, but Voldemort is back and romance is in the air. R/Hr, an OWL Ball and a mean army seargant!

It was the most diabolical plot of their time.... Now, if only they could pull it off. *Complete*

Unfortunately for the Marauders, the Halloween ball is gaining ground on them. While James is quite busy having girlfriend troubles, Remus prepares for a date with a full moon, and Peter deals with his demons and confronts his mango-flavoured body wash. And then there’s Sirius, who is quite busy himself with open jars of peanut butter, spiking punch, and overcoming strange feelings for a certain girl (cringe). How will the Marauders ever survive this chaotic ordeal? Will they all be driven absolutely stark raving mad in the process? Read, Review, and Find Out!

A Master and the Wolf FQF response. After Sirius is gone, a strange wolf starts to keep Remus company on the full moon nights. After one especially satisfying night of companionship, Remus and Severus have a couple of problems to deal with... More exactly, five little cubs. Five very lively cubs. SLASH RL/SS.

Draco has trouble getting out of bed. For Alex, on his birthday--A tribute to H/D, fluff, and Brighton.

After finishing his seventh year at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself in France, brooding as most teenage boys do, trying so very hard not to be noticed, when Fleur spots him. She stops him right in his tracks (literally) and they end up having "coffee" – as Fleur so delicately puts it.

A broken hearted Ginny runs away for a moment of alone time. Too bad she can't get it, not when she chooses Draco's tree to sit under. D/G fluffiness.

Everyone and your best friend is in love with Ron Weasley. Despite your amazing match-making skills, Draco Malfoy and Ginny stubbornly remain in serious denial about their obvious chemistry. Not only is your sister annoyingly smart, but she’s miraculously managed to acquire a real boyfriend. But it’s all okay because you’re making the most of being a single and free (and terribly sexy) witch for the first time since third year. So why do people keep refusing to believe that you’re NOT going out with Harry Potter…? The sequel to Parvati Prevails.

Hermione has finished Hogwarts and is back and living with her parents while waiting frantically for her NEWT results. In a desperate attempt to calm her nerves, she calls her friends (and some people not so friendly), and their answering machines pick up, revealing some startling information.

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. A Slytherin and a Gryffindor. Who would have thought that this could happen when the results of a psychological love test are assumed to have gone horribly wrong...

Romilda Vane and the girls from the Hogwarts Charms Club rally together to try to catch the eye of Harry Potter and promote him for Witch Weekly's most prestigious award.

AU. Fifteen-year-old Nymphadora Tonks is horrified when her second cousin, Sirius, comes to stay. And as if things couldn't possibly get any worse, he gets a friend to join him! Tonks is no one for romance and soppiness, but will she go against her principles and fall for the shy, self-effacing werewolf that is Remus Lupin? Will he return her love? Will two months be enough time to form a relationship, and what will Sirius do when he finds out?

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy accidentally revive a Dark Wizard, and only they can defeat him again. Uncertainty and chaos ensues.

Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.

A humorous (hopefully) fic which follows the Marauders through fifth year and onwards. How will James ever get Lily to go out with him? Warning - Soapy frying pans ahead!

A hilarious spoof from the first Harry Potter book. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, and Hermione... well she's Hermione. The prequel to Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince.

You know this is a fan fic, I know this is a fan fic, everybody (and I do mean everybody) knows it's a fan fic. Now that we've got that out of the way- It's Harry Potter's fifth year and I have taken it upon myself to bring a little culture into the Wizarding world. What kind of culture? Well... you’ll find out. You’d think, since this is a fan fic, that I’d have no trouble in bringing the Rocky Horror Picture Show to the stage of Hogwarts.... I put a great deal of emphasis on the word think.

Someone’s planning to kidnap Hermione, and with plenty of luck, it might actually succeed. H/Hr

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his Sixth year, burdened with the task of defeating Lord Voldemort. He is not the only one. This is the story of how a prophecy may, or may not, be fulfilled – with the help of a lumpy grey cactus, fiendish Muggle technology, a snivelling Slytherin First year and a prisoner in Azkaban with spattergroit. In the Chapter 1: An Inaccessible Room, Professor Snape refuses to clasp the hoof of friendship.

Hermione/George, Lavender/Ron, Neville/Eloise, Parvarti/Seamus, Fred/Angelina... *the fanfic in which minor characters star* Mischeviousness, craziness, and hormones abound in the fifth year-along with pranks, the Yule ball, and that guy from Witch's Wireless Weekly. :)

In which Harry decides Hermione needs a boyfriend; Ron plots; and Harry realizes that sometimes the best things in life are right in front of your eyes. H/Hr.

A kiss isn't just a kiss...

Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A Romantic comedy that will (hopefully) have you in stitches.

An accident with a potion upends the comfortable relationship Remus and Severus have had in the three years following the end of the war. How well do two middle-aged men react to change? This is meant as a humorous look at the MPREG cliché and has a very low squick factor.

Harry learns that he is the last surviving Heir of Griffyndor, and that Prophecy says an Heir of Griffyndor will destroy Voldemort. This is why Voldemort wants Harry dead. Harry has a cunning plan to exploit Voldemort's faith in the Prophecy -- or did Dumbledore think of it first?

Fred and George decide that hooking up Ron with Hermione would ``be the perfect advertisement for their matchmaking business. However, their plans ``to hook up the two don't go as well as they had hoped for they wind up matching ``up Hermione with someone else.

The Marauders vs. the Slytherins! While everyone else parties happily away on the Yule Ball, James Potter, Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy have a hell of a night not being quite themselves. Chapters 1 and 2, and more to come!

A Snitch! ficlet, set one year after the main action of

Hermione and Ginny have a question. Sirius and Remus agree to answer.

Harry, Ron and Hermione are in their seventh year at Hogwarts. Dumbledore has created a pen-pal service to promote inter-house unity. And whom does Harry get? Draco Malfoy. But the problem is...they don't know who each other are. Find out what will happen at the Masquerade Ball where everything will be revealed. VERY AU. Eventual D/H

How did the Marauders meet? Includes the points of view of all the Marauders.

Hermione gets mad, then gets revenge.

It's Harry and Ginny's wedding night, and it isn't just the bride with the jitters! Consumed with the job of destroying Lord Voldemort, Harry's sexual escapades have been limited at best. When he consults a Harlequin romance novel for tips, Harry gets more than he bargains for...and doesn't understand how wet knickers can possibly be considered sexy.

Thanks to *another* lost coin toss, Severus Snape has to teach the Slytherins and Gryffindor's the facts of life.

Chaos ensues after Witch Weekly, seeking to increase readers, decides to create a boyband out of five seemingly talentless wizards: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, and Oliver "Toss Your Knickers Here" Wood.

When a newly resurrected Sirius crashes Bill and Fleur's wedding, he comes upon Remus and Tonks together, with Molly Weasley conspiring to marry them. Vowing to get himself and Remus back together, he embarks on a campaign, without knowing what other things the household is hiding - and that appearances can be decieving.

Sometimes to win a war you need to make your own luck, or at least import it. Harry’s class gets an import from across the pond in their seventh year. She’s rude, dangerous, and doesn’t like the cold. In the end she might also be the last moment leg up they need. From here on out the rules are different as love, money, belligerence and violence take center stage.

James, now in the Afterlife, doesn't know anything that's happened since his death. Eager to know the full story, he seeks the services of someone who can fill him in on the last eight years

Lily has always part hated James. Annoying, irritating, immature, rampaging, clever James...But what happens when they both experience changes and form a friendship? Sometimes things are not always what they seem...

It's Once Upon a Mattress: Harry Potter Style! Harry is Prince Dauntless, and Hermione is Princess Winnifred. Read for lots of romance and laughs.

Harry Potter has found the perfect apartment. The only thing he needs now is a roommate - which he finds in a former classmate. However, when Draco moves in, Harry discovers just how hard it is to live with a Malfoy. OOC, AU, Eventual D/H.

We've all had the talk at one point or another, right? But from our parents....How would you feel, girls if you received this "talk" from Fleur Delacour? Or guys, from Fred or George Weasley? Well three certain Gryffindors are about to experience sex advice at it's worst. And what - pray tell - does Draco Malfoy have to do with it? From Harry's POV.

Hermione's account of her developing relationship with Remus Lupin and her thoughts on that of Ella and Snape. A companion piece to Snape In love.

OotP-AU.

Ginny is in her 6th year at Hogwarts. When she loses her bag of her stories, Draco uses it as black mail. New characters, romance (and we're talking a 3D love Polygon, not a dumb old triangle!), black leather, love potions, singing, humiliation...

As he starts his final year at Hogwarts, Harry is finally drawing the loose threads of his life together. He has a girlfriend, and the possibility of a peaceful year now that the Death Eaters are in disarray. But Voldemort is already preparing to rebuild his followers and subjugate the wizarding world. In this final chapter, a hero who's greatest power is love must confront the darkness one last time... else the darkness will consume all. The Year Seven sequel to

In a series of vignettes spanning ten years, Draco and Ginny form an enduring friendship, which eventually leads to more. Drugged confessions, Playstation abuse, weddings, Christmas shopping, blind dates, stripteases, an exploding wand, and R/Hr on the side. Each chapter corresponds to an element of a challenge, including a required item and phrase.

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 1 we attend the staff meeting that Severus Snape will regret forever. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

"Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment. "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly, "Bring it on."

Twelve members of the Harry Potter universe are picked to live together in one house, complete challenges and try not to drive each other crazy. They are monitored by an invisible "Big Brother" and each week one member will be evicted, barring special circumstances. It's a bit of the show Big Brother, tweaked and twisted to include the Harry Potter characters, humor and romance. Who will be left standing as the housemates are evicted?

After the war, the Wizarding world needs to be rebuilt and wizards need to stand together again. The future demands a new order, and the women are up to that task. --- SS/HG/LM

Angelina's Situation: George must die. ``Fred's Situation: It's all his fault... or is it? A love letter starts it all. A simple friendship turns into something more.

A parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone that takes place during the Riddle era. Starring the infamous Flower Potter who survived Grindelwalds ye old grande de wrath filling in for Harry, the poor but humorous Haruko Weasley filling for Ron, and the incredibly attractive nagging bookworm Tom Riddle filling in for Hermione. Together, with plot devices, lucky, and insanity, they're going to protect the Stone of Hot Ice from Grindelwald!

Definition of 'hag': an ugly, old woman who smells horrible and has warts all over the place. A hag is also what Hermione Granger calls her younger (and previously unknown) sister. Of course, Helen prefers the nickname Helen of Troy. Much more suitable for her (so-called) exotic aura and beauty. Of course, Hermione would just say 'hag' fits better. Sisters are sisters.

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. Remus, Peter, Sirius and James. Four boys in their sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where nothing is as it seems. A prequel to Inevitable, follow the four boys through their year, as Sirius deals with his family, Remus with his transformations, Peter with his confidence, and James tries to figure out what it is that he wants. Pranks, laughs, and stupid decisions are everywhere, yet they remain the best of friends.

Lonely, irritated, and (most importantly) itching, Draco finds himself victim to Harry Potter's regard during a most unpleasant camping trip.

The title says it all. Christmas presents, stockings, cake, arguments, gingerbread, a plastic tree and an ickle bit of romance.

Harry's wand is eleven inches, nice and supple, and so is that bit of timber he carries around with him. Warning: lewd behavior dead ahead.

Ron and Hermione argue. Harry and Ginny snog. The Room of Requirement is put to good use and Snape and Filch are on the prowl. Yep, it's another Harry Potter fluff fic.````Chapter 1 of 4: Ron's Tale, or why in the name of Merlin is Hermione Granger always right about every single thing in the entire world ever?

*SLASH* A movement is the activities of a group of people to achieve a specific goal. Our goal: to shine a beam of fluff in the shadows of angst of the Harry/Draco 'ship. Cliché? I think not. ^~

Hermione has no problem keeping her fantasies separate from reality; it's everyone else who's busy blurring her lines.``(Set in the same realm as Archenemy.)

Nobody knows why they all love Mary Sue. They just do. Includes a SoundofMusicsinging!Snape, childlike!Dumbledore, and as always perfectineverywayexceptherbrain!Mary Sue.

This story opens with the final battle between Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, but this is no ordinary fic. Read on to find out more...

Here it is! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire consensed to five lines per chapter!!!

Pre-HBP. Hogwarts, 7th Year. Tired of seeing his two best friends dance around one another, Ron gives Harry seven days to fess up to his attraction to Hermione before Ron outs him in a very public manner. Will Harry make the deadline?

What happens when Draco, Harry, and Ron appear on a Dating Game? Do you really want to know? Do they want to know? Chaos once again ensues between the three, along with one other....

Things start to get a little crazy when the Weasleys get a new swimming pool and are left with it for seven hours... with Fred and George in charge!

One day, Ron Weasley woke up and looked at Harry Potter sleeping in the bed next to him. And Ron thought, "God, I want to shag him." And then he thought, "Great. What do I do now?"

This is the sequel to 'Kissing Potions'. Rumours are flying! And Professor Snape isn't happy at all... or sober...

This is Grimm's Fairy Tales in a whole new light! This is a new HP version of Snow White, featuring Draco Malfoy! Hermione Granger! The Weasley siblings! And much more! Read on...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets condensed to five lines per chapter (yes, I've counted). The second in the Five Line Series.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's Stone for you Americans out there) Stone in five lines or less!!!

It's her sixth year, and Hermione recieves another Time-Turner from Dumbledore. But it accidently destroys the life she's been working so hard for. She's sent back to the time when the Marauders roamed the earth and with no memory of her past and their future. So how will she make the best of a bad situation?

Insanity ensues when, in her seventh year, Hermione accepts a challenge! Armed with friends, a new found deviousness, and a list of 99 ways to piss snape off, Hermione must make the most of her seventh year. HG/SS, but not romantically...yet

(Sequel to "Quelle Chance!") Snape, Draco, Pansy, and the rest of the Death Eater entourage go on...vacation. Mistakes are made, wild cards are dealt, and that gods-bedamned cat is still around. Sla****y slash slash.

Follow the lives of Angelina Johnson and Fred Weasley as they go through life with friendships, love interests, school work, and of course, Quidditch.

Dumbledore might have told Harry and Draco they needed fresh air but he hadn't meant like that.