- Rating:
- PG-13
- House:
- Schnoogle
- Ships:
- Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Original Female Witch/Original Male Wizard
- Characters:
- Original Female Witch Original Male Wizard
- Genres:
- General Humor
- Era:
- The Harry Potter at Hogwarts Years
- Spoilers:
- Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them J.K. Rowling Interviews or Website
- Stats:
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Published: 03/23/2004Updated: 07/12/2004Words: 14,618Chapters: 4Hits: 4,145
True Confessions of a H.A.G.
AmethystPhoenix
- Story Summary:
- Definition of 'hag': an ugly, old woman who smells horrible and has warts all over the place. A hag is also what Hermione Granger calls her younger (and previously unknown) sister. Of course, Helen prefers the nickname Helen of Troy. Much more suitable for her (so-called) exotic aura and beauty. Of course, Hermione would just say 'hag' fits better. Sisters are sisters.
Chapter 01
03/23/2004Definition of 'hag': an ugly, old woman who smells horrible and has warts all over the place. A hag is also what Hermione Granger calls her younger (and previously unknown) sister. Of course, Helen prefers the nickname Helen of Troy. Much more suitable for her (so-called) exotic aura and beauty. Of course, Hermione would just say 'hag' fits better. Sisters are sisters.
Chapter 02
04/07/2004Definition of 'hag': an ugly, old woman who smells horrible and has warts all over the place. A hag is also what Hermione Granger calls her younger (and previously unknown) sister. Of course, Helen prefers the nickname Helen of Troy. Much more suitable for her (so-called) exotic aura and beauty. Of course, Hermione would just say 'hag' fits better. Sisters are sisters.
Chapter 03
04/25/2004Definition of 'hag': an ugly, old woman who smells horrible and has warts all over the place. A hag is also what Hermione Granger calls her younger (and previously unknown) sister. Of course, Helen prefers the nickname Helen of Troy. Much more suitable for her (so-called) exotic aura and beauty. Of course, Hermione would just say 'hag' fits better. Sisters are sisters.
Chapter 04
07/12/2004Hermione's younger sister Helen is completely different from Hermione. For example: Is she a Gryffindor? (As if. Slytherin.) Is she obsessed with school? (No bloody way. There's something called looks, Hermione.) Unfortunately, most people don't seem to notice that she's not Hermione until Helen shows them she's not her older sister. Oh, well.