Hayseed

A Machiavellian Apology by Hayseed

09/14/2004

PG-13 The Dark Arts Draco Malfoy General Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Draco Malfoy ruminates on the state of his affairs.

Words: 2,017

Chapters: 1

Dastardly Schemes and Drastic Measures by Hayseed

05/11/2004

PG-13 Astronomy Tower Hermione Granger Severus Snape Romance Humor Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have been partners for years. When Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide that their friends are Made For Each Other, nothing good can come of it. Or can it? An unplanned trilogy certainly has. WARNING -- As fluffy as a one-eyed baby turkey.

Words: 38,237

Chapters: 3

Dark Gods in the Blood by Hayseed

04/04/2004

R Schnoogle Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Severus Snape Mystery Suspense Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

A wandering student comes home, a broken man pays his penance, and a gruesome murder is both more and less than it seems. Some paths to self-discovery have more twists and turns than others.

Words: 114,933

Chapters: 32

Ordinary People by Hayseed

10/17/2003

PG-13 Schnoogle Hermione Granger Severus Snape General Romance Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire

How do ordinary people cope with their extraordinary circumstances? A SS/HG romance that strives for realism.

Words: 94,798

Chapters: 20

In Which Voldemort Dies... by Hayseed

09/03/2003

PG-13 Riddikulus Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley Severus Snape Lord Voldemort Humor Parody Multiple Eras Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix

Someone tries to fulfill their “Final Battle” story requirement with disastrous results.

Words: 3,278

Chapters: 1