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A Hogsmeade weekend forces Harry to come to terms with his guilt complex with Hermione's help. Again. Sequel to The Ghost of a Good Thing.

Hermione loves Ron. Ron loves Hermione. Only one problem...they don't know they like each other! Ginny helps Hermione get noticed with a little Veela Spray. Will Ron and Hermione finially get together or will everything go horribly wrong?

Lord Voldemort has, under the strangest circumstances, finally been killed. Or has he? Sequel, as you might expect, to

Hermione is sick of the UST between a certain Gryffindor and Slytherin, so she decides to take matters into her own hands. Features Betting!HogwartsStaff, Plotting!Hermione, and LeatherWearing!Harry. H/D slash.

The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest. Humour/Romance

Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!

Stuck inside a gloomy house, on the run from the law.... What's a man to do? If the man in question is Sirius Black, the only option is to spend a little time with two good friends, a bottle of Ogden's Old, a quill and parchment, and ten very clever ideas for fun. (Fun at others' expense, that is.) Molly's angry, Snape's storming out of the house... and what in Merlin's name is on Arthur's head? Also features the genesis of a rather infamous defective dose of Contraceptive Potion.

Lily Evans hates James Potter. Which would be fine, if James Potter wasn't in love with her. In a world where almost nothing is impossible, James will try to "woo his precious Lillikins" with his exceptional wit, charm, and help from his friends. Provided, of course, that she cooperates...

When a transfer student arrives a week early at Hogwarts, she ends up as the uninvited guest at the wedding of Harry Potter. Chaos ensues. H/H wedding.

The other girls think Hermione is a prude. She tries to prove them wrong by making a bet with Parvati, and now she must find a boyfriend before the dance. Will Hermione ever turn into a normal fifteen-year-old girl?

Draco makes a bet that he could get any girl in school to go out with him; including Hermione. It works up until her…and then she takes him down. But he might actually fall in love along the way. The end’s not so predictable, though.

Fred and George have taken over the world.

Hermione Granger becomes a prefect and joins one of their weekly "meetings." Humorously, this is quite similar to another fifth-year Gryffindor oh so many years ago.

Have you ever seen Chicago? Remember the "Cell Block Tango"? Well here are a few bad boys of Azkaban singing their version Harry Potter style.

'The test was positive.' Who exactly is pregnant? Is Ron's life as simple as it seems? Who is Harry dating?

Lily is caught in an unfortunate situation under a clump of mistletoe and James decides to try and help her out of it.

"The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding``A series of stories asking what if some of the leading men in Harry Potter had a woman behind them?

When a substitute teacher\\\'s remark leads to gossip, Hermione unwittingly fans the flames.

A diary of an angsty, emotional, somewhat Potterholic fifth year Hufflepuff. It's going to be a bumpy ride!

Checkmate future-fic. An Easter story set five years after the ending of the Checkmate epilogue. Harry wants to give Lily a perfect Easter, but he forgets the one thing she really wanted . . .

Romilda Vane's crush on Harry Potter evolves into a slashy obsession. Set during HBP. (Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, humor.)

Ron's disastrous attempt at proposing leads him to relive the memorable night when he and Hermione had their first date.

After Harry has defeated Voldemort, he and Ron have decided to start a band. The problem is they can't play. Another problem is that they are failing History of Magic. Dobby is determined to help them pass in order to save the future. This is a parody of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where Harry and Ron are Bill and Ted, Hermione and Ginny are the babes, Crabbe and Goyle are the royal ugly dudes, Fleur is Miss. ect. WARNING: Harry and Ron say "dude!" a lot.

For once, it is not dragons and Voldemort that are on Sirius's mind as he thinks about Harry. He and Remus have light-hearted banter about something much more trivial concerning Harry's personal life.

Hermione Granger has had enough. She has had it up to there with Draco Malfoy. Unsurprisingly, he feels exactly the same sentiments towards her. When an experiment goes awry, how will a walk in the others' shoes change the parameters of their relationship? Will they wind up friends (or more) or just hating each other more than ever.

A little Lily and James fic in which James embarrasses himself a number of times.

James is too nervous to ask Lily to the ball. How far will he go to get a date with her? Would he sell his soul to the er-devil?

Draco’s running away for the twentieth time and decides to hide out at a muggle home that just happens to also be Hermione’s, when his plan to stay takes an ironic turn. At the same time in America, when visiting Gramma Weasley, the Weasleys are found by Voldemort.

Harry Potter may be out fighting evil, but Mandy Brocklehurst is focusing on the more important things, like starting fanclubs and trying to win insane bets. Original title "Mandy Brocklehurst and a Bunch of Stuff that Happened." Het.

This is Hermione's response to Ron's love letter, I Love You Forever Hermione Granger.

Every girl has her own secretly ridiculous fantasy.

A somewhat corny, Harry and Hermione romance fic. It takes place during their seventh year. Harry and Hermione have a romantic day together during winter, which ends with a surprise.

Harry, Hermione, and the Weasleys vacation in Japan where they meet an artist searching for the "Perfect Beauty".

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin collaborate in telling baby Harry a rather unconventional bedtime tale.

Hermione is put under a spell to fall desperately in love with the first human she sets eyes on. This fic will make you want to laugh, cry, and want a hug.

5th year Ginny, a shower, and a surprise visitor! Who could it be? Ginny struggles with...Ginny? Part one in a series of two. Funny little plot, dealing with a ghost we all know!

Cliched, but... What happens when Harry is browsing the Internet and finds "Harry Potter" products on eBay? What happens when he finds fanfiction? Slash? Hints of H/D. Sorry, can't help it! 15 minute ficlet.

Goyle senior is an illiterate thug. But he isn't going to that stop him joining the most exclusive (evil) club ever. Also includes Voldemort's thoughts on dress codes. Companion piece to Lucius Malfoy's Death Eater Application Form, and Severus Snape's Potions Master Application Form.

Set in Regency Era, Draco Malfoy is a duke with one serious: his drunk of a cousin, Harry Potter. He thinks himself a genius for coming up with the perfect plan of getting his cousin married off to a prim and proper young lady, Hermione Granger, so she can keep him under control. However, is Miss Granger really prim and proper, and who's to fall in love with who?

Ever wonder what the Jerry Springer show would be like if your favorite Hogwarts students were on?...Ever wonder how they would be able to GET ON?...

The teachers in Hogwarts gather in the staff room: the only place they can hope to escape the toad- I mean, Dolores Umbridge (the new DADA teacher). Can they make it through this lunch break alive and sane? Read on to find out.

"This is the weirdest Valentine's Day yet," Peter mused.``"But not 'ever,'" Remus said dryly.

On her first date with Remus, Tonks discovers that spilt beer on wooden floors is the enemy of the less than sure-footed everywhere. Will she die of embarrassment, or will Remus find a way to make it all better?

The Marauders are extremely bored during their History of Magic class, and they decide to start passing notes. Through their notes, we learn that the Halloween Ball is coming up-- will Lily reject James once again? A hilarious story told through note-passing.

Lily and James fluffiness...I couldn't think of anything else to write so...it's a good story!

On what was supposed to be an ordinary day, an unassuming Lily Evans likes her best friend, ponders Head Student possibilities, admires his arse, falls in love, hates the world, and ends up realizing that being just Lily Evans isn't so bad after all.

Hermione & Fred were forced together for one night. That one night led to confusion, big time. Fred likes Hermione, Hermione knows Fred likes her but thinks she likes George, George likes Hermione but knows she is in denial about liking Fred. Trouble in paradise?

A D/G fic. Life at Hogwarts can be a little boring at times. So, how about a little Spin the Wand to liven things up? Spin the Wand is the wizard version of spin the bottle. Oh yes this means laughter galore. Draco, Harry and Ginny are all present. So are some OC’s but they are very nice OC’s and they do have imperfections! Mismatched couples, misbehaving wands and snogs galore, it's all in a working night at Hogwarts!

Can it be? Have Fred and George finaly met their match? When two Canadian girls come to Hogwarts, they meet up with Fred and George and a battle of wits, pranks, and even love soon follows.

School is left almost unattended and Seamus brings a surprise that turns the whole school upside down. A person streaking, 2 + 2 has a whole new meaning, Trelawney and Filch are locked in the AT, Harry and Ron bribe Hermione, someone has Snape's pink bunny pajamas, and the worst thing of all... there are pictures to remember it all.

AU. Harry is arranged to marry Ginny, Draco has to marry Pansy, and no one’s happy about it, but when the couples meet up on their honeymoon, sparks fly—in the wrong direction. (D/G and H/P)

We get to see inside of Badboy!Draco's mind, and see the repercussions of his actions... Moments of evilness on his part, and humour.

Harry is in for a big surprise on his wedding night. Warning: Silliness.

What would Harry, Draco, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny do if they could see some of the fanfiction written about them?

Sirius is entertained as Lily and James bicker over baby names, coming to a startling revelation followed by paradoxical conclusion.

The war is over and Harry Potter conquered He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Great, we got it already, but Ginny Weasley is still wrapped up in a dilemma because of Lord Voldy-squashed [Drum Roll!]: when deranged Lucius Malfoy captures Harry hostage and demands to know the sex of Blaise Zabini, the threat forces Ginny to accept help from Draco Malfoy in order to save everyone's favorite boy-hero; little did Loony Lucius know he'd make the odd couple reface a dark, dark secret from their pasts in order to succeed...

Snape and Percy discuss cauldron bottoms. A short, slashy innuendo-filled one-shot.

Draco has cast a spell, and as a result the whole school now spontaneously breaks into song. Mayhem ensues as the students--and even the teachers--find themselves unable to conceal even their deepest secrets. Rated PG-13 for violence, scary scenes, and mild language. Based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical by the same name.

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, Harry is busy with victory parties, and Draco is horny. He thinks it's about time he gets himself a redhead. Who's not Ron Weasley, just so it's clear.

Suddenly, Draco and Harry realize that they might love each other. Will their friends accept it? How will each tell each other, will they ever tell each other? Did they ever think this could happen?

Ginny's having random fits all over the place and forming new powers. What happens when Draco Malfoy is ordered to watch the youngest Weasley?

It's Valentine's Day and Harry is acting very VERY strangely. How strangely? You be the judge! Short one-shot.

Were you upset by the vague, mysterious, and corny ending to your favorite series? Are you wishing for a little more closure? Join us for a look into the lives of Harry, Ron, Hermione, and their children, as they work through a year of crushes, fitting in, and of course, sexual tension. (This is a SPOOF and should NOT be taken seiously!)

Welcome to the wonderful world of Remus Lupin, Werewolf, Junkie, Scholar, Champion of the Light and Worrier extrordinaire. Mainly RL/SB and RL/SS, but some L/J and PP/OC.

What if our favourite trio had to go to college? What if everyone in fifth and sixth year had to? What subjects would they take? Who would get jobs and where? How would they cope with muggle life, course work, relationships and everything else life throws at them? How many A levels can Hermione take anyway?

Voldermort finds out that ten children has the power to master his own. Half wouldn't join him because of the many times he tried to kill them and the other half works for him but betrays him because they don't like him.

Oliver had a bad day. It was just made worse by drinking a potion that caused his age to decrease. Oliver Wood is now 13 years old and only has one friend who knows the truth. Can this friend help him back to his original state? Can he not fall in love with this friend?

It's the Trio's sixth year at Hogwarts. Harry and Ron have started dating Parvati and Padma Patil. There is a lot of snogging and perhaps more. But Hermione seems to have big problems with the suddenly quite intense love life of her two best friends.

Bond-style HP - only this time the women take the lead. It's up to a bunch of our favourite Hogwarts ladies to save the world, stop a few Evil Cunning Plans(tm), wear top hats and pantyhose, and send the Death Eaters back home crying. With Hermione, Ginny, Cho, Millicent and Pansy as main characters and Draco and his cronies as the Bad Guys, this fic will also contain the obligatory features of a typical action movie: two playboys, Completely Pointless Explosions, one professional toilet jinxer, a bad incident with polyjuice, a plot (gasp), cool ``gadgets, and many dysfunctional relationships.

There was something surely wrong about Draco Malfoy not noticing Harry Bloody Potter's absence for three whole days.

No one could have expected the madness that befell Hogwarts when four FBI agents arrived to investigate baby William's potential status as a wizard. Harry & Company spend an action-packed afternoon with Mulder, Scully, Doggett, and Reyes-- chasing Wormtail down, dueling the Malfoys, and discussing the woes of their fanfictional existences. Also, the Agents can't believe who turns up to ruin their day-- in the form of Hogwarts's newest ghost. HP/X-Files crossover.

An OOTP parody of the part where Harry meets up with Ron and Hermione. \

A very loosely connected companion piece to "A Veritable Font of Underpants," in which we learn whence came the permanent ink pen. This story spans from Christmastime, OotP, through the end of HBP. Beware of abundant silliness, and a bit of romance thrown into the mix for kicks and giggles.

Draco + BLONDE!Hermione = double the fun? ``Telescopes, tantrums, and Britney Spears (sort of...). Also slight D/G because I am insane and cannot write a fic without any D/G. And did I mention that Hermione is blonde?

Harry should know better than to litter in the Forbidden Forest.

Bunnies have invaded Hogwarts and they're doing unspeakable things to the landscape, not to mention themselves. Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and Snape join forces to stop them, and strange and unspeakable things happen.

A somewhat ridiculous look at the life of the Marauders during their fifth year at Hogwarts.

How I Lost My Pink Bunny Slippers, by Draco Malfoy. Or rather, How My Pink Bunny Slippers Got Stolen (because they don't just lose themselves, you know)

Fifth year has begun for Harry, Ron, and Hermione. There's another mystery to solve at Hogwarts...Voldemort has returned for something...What plays on everyone's minds is: what does he loathe more than Harry Potter?

“Why waste your precious time trying to kill one person, when at the same time, you could be trying to kill millions?” With not very many followers, and some of them too old and already known about to kill anyone secretly, how can Voldemort kill Harry and the Muggle world? “I’ve heard of these Muggle contraptions. I don’t know, ask a mudblood, you’ll get more information out of it. But, they’re called movies. Muggles are deathly afraid of some of the characters that are shown. Monsters, evil bad guys, really scary looking toys, you name it. Who knows what you can find?” When Voldemort decides to make fiction reality for the world, what will happen?

Lily Evans is a sweet sixteen year old who just happens to attend a school for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Her friends Alyssa Jean, Lindsay, and Sunny help her through school, and help her prank her sister over the summer. But something happens once she starts her Sixth Year at Hogwarts that involves the Seventh Year Marauders, who just want to play pranks on Snape. When James Potter, a famous Marauder, starts to fail his classes, he needs some help. Guess who he turns to?

Six-year-old Draco and five-year-old Ginny are taken to a Ministry party by their parents and told not to talk to each other. Naturally they seek each other out immediately...

I revamp some classic rock and disco hits as well as the occasional Disney song for the musical version of Order of the Phoenix!

Hermione, on her wedding day, reminisces and hurls insults at the man who told her he loved her, but walked away.

In which Sirius Black falls down staircases, decides to try and snog as many girls as he can in his first year and gets slapped for it, gets quite annoyed by Snape's laughter, and - how could I forget? - meets the wackiest trio of friends the British side of the Atlantic.

A shopping trip in Diagon Alley leads to a startling discovery of somone's secret past.

Hyperness Sugar - the newest invention from Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. You can probably guess what happens next.

AU. Harry and Parvati get married;Harry being the perfect gentleman agrees to get married according to Hindu custom.

Just a little thing I worte a few months ago and forgot to post - When Draco persuades Harry to go shopping with him, males and females alike blatantly start hitting on the Gryffindor. Draco gets jealous.

Operation: Take to the Air - ``Thoughtful, amusing, riddled with fun tidbits, simply hilarious, if you're into that sort of thing. Enjoyable! Continuance of Operation Laugh out Loud, which you may want to read first. And the student’s - awestruck - minds took to the air.

If enduring and maintaining civility with Potter meant that Lily had to deal with his woeful attempts to bed her and generally make her uncomfortable, then she *would* stab him in the eye with her quill by meeting's end. Or kiss him. She could do that.

In the third sequel to "Professor Eudice Eusyram," Harry is transformed into a girl with big boobs!

Draco Malfoy has a plan. He has discovered the Extralucidity Potion, the ultimate aid to spying. However, when he tries it out he gets more than he bargained for. How is he to concentrate on classes, not to mention Quidditch, when he can see through everyone’s robes?``Hints of slash, plenty of nudity and a whole lot of naughty nonsense!

When his father dies, Draco teams up with Harry and Ron to fight against Voldemort, the trio becomes friends with this highly-unexpected character, and fate takes its turns. Hermione is having a difficult time with her new job, but then she runs into a stranger that makes the whole thing seem a ton better. The stranger isn't all he's made out to be, then in steps Malfoy... Herm/Draco.

Severus Snape discovers he's the subject of fanfic, most of it slash...

Ginny and Hermione stay up late one night discussing their love lives and what they intend to do about said love lives.

Harry's fifteen now, and Sirius and Remus decide it's time to tell him about the birds and the bees. It's an uneasy situation for everyone and insanity ensues.

Pansy Parkinson is not happy. Her parents are divorced, her mother is engaged to an Auror, and she has to spend her summer with Gryffindors at 12 Grimmauld Place. As if this weren’t bad enough, Pansy has also been the victim of a few… accidents. Not your usual “Pansy befriends the Trio” fic because, well… she doesn’t. Eventually Pansy/George Light – less fluff, fewer calories.

Determined to beat Harry at Potions, Hermione writes an extra credit essay on love Potions. Though, things get tough when a certain couple won't stop snogging right in front of her. A missing moment from HBP

Ron and Harry prepare for a mission and must battle terrible fashion sense. Slash, HP/RW.