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It's MWPP/L's first year at Hogwarts, but not everything is quite perfect. Lily's having troubles with her sister, Remus with his guardian, Peter can't get on the good side of the DADA teacher, and Sirius and James are being... Sirius and James! But it's clear it's not just another year at Hogwarts when the Sorting Hat makes a strange prophecy...

Words: 24,072
Chapters: 7
Hits: 4,829

Ron gets a Love Letter from a Secret Admirer!! Can you guess who it is? Ron attempts to figure it out, but can you guess who it is?

Words: 24,326
Chapters: 9
Hits: 4,824

Woobies of Destiny: Harry/Neville FQF, wave 2 #110. Harry doesn't know about wizard pregnancy possibilities and laws until it's much too late. Neville helps him.

Words: 8,622
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,807
Howling Lesson by Mi
01/07/2004

It has been a bad summer. Now it is going to be /badder/. He'll have to confront his worst fears. He'll come eye to eye with the creatures that have been haunting him for thirty years... be afraid. Be very much afraid. It's time to meet - The Pack! SS/RL harmless slash.

Words: 11,000
Chapters: 6
Hits: 4,789

Her milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard And they're like Its better than yours And she's like I'm not just some score Ginny is practically swimming in young men, but there's a problem...BOYS ARE NEEDY!!!

Words: 2,507
Chapters: 3
Hits: 4,770

Middle Earth has a problem: Gandalf the Grey is AWOL in Time and Space after destroying the Balrog of Khazad-dum. But who will take his place in the Quest to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron? Not who you think... HP/LOTR Crossover. Wildly AU! UK English.

Words: 275,581
Chapters: 24
Hits: 4,731

To everything there is a natural balance. To evil there is good; to a right there is a bad. To the sun we have the moon, and to the morning there is the night. To Voldemort we have Dumbledore, and to Draco Malfoy there will be always a Harry Potter. To the Chamber of Secrets we also have a balance. A balance four minor characters will find. A story of mystery, love, and hope involving Oliver, Marcus, Penelope, and Percy -- the heroes before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts.

Words: 22,511
Chapters: 6
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I analyzed myself again today. It’s a process I have become quite accustomed to. It seems as though every week I come up with another idea, or several as it may be, explaining everything about myself. This week’s topic: love, what else? It seems as though Spring Fever has hit students of Hogwarts all around, except, of course, me.

Words: 5,618
Chapters: 5
Hits: 4,730

A parody of the famous "How the Grinch Stole Christmas," by Dr. Seuss.

Words: 1,579
Chapters: 1
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A Life More Ordinary Chapter 1: Ginny Weasley has always wanted to be more normal. She wants to have a boyfriend and stay out of trouble. She has also given up on Harry Potter. Why is he suddenly bothering her so much?

Words: 15,126
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,725

Harry and Draco are stuck under a mistletoe...*literally.* Thanks ``to the twins' mastermind... erm minds... whatever, jokes. Yup it is obviously ``*slash*! ~_^ The original snog boxes found within! Yay!

Words: 2,414
Chapters: 3
Hits: 4,713

If a werewolf is human, can he be considered a beast? Does a vampire's desire for blood make her inherently evil? Are hags, hungering for children, cruel? Are these people even human? After all, what is human? Can humanity be granted, taken away, determined, or regulated by the government? Is it subject to the Ministry of Magic's interpretation? A campaign demanding equal rights for all humans makes a stand to change all of this... but some of their supporters' intentions are less pure...

Words: 25,358
Chapters: 9
Hits: 4,712

Harry's sixth year is full of everything from Gilderoy Lockhart and his Dueling Club to the shifting loyalties of Blaise Zabini. From pranks to detention, and even a women willing to love a werewolf.

Words: 15,318
Chapters: 12
Hits: 4,710

Sirius, James, and Peter seem to think that since I read so much, I should write as well. Something like keeping a journal. So they gave me this. This “nifty, big, red, beautiful book”, according to James. Peter says to make it my life’s work, adding to it as my life progresses. They’re all idiots, but maybe I’m even worse, since I’m here writing in the blasted thing. (This fan fiction is an AU)

Words: 17,460
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,692

Dumbledore gives a end of tem project, all sicth and seventh years are paired off and pretend to be " muggle and married". Ron and Hermione are, of course, paired up. Ron doesn't know how to take the news. Hermione isn't really sure either for that matter.... Harry just thinks it's funny until it forces him to confront his feelings for Ginny. R/Hr, H/G in later chapters.

Words: 4,295
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,683

After an extensive visit to Hogsmeade's new pub, Draco is, well, astonishingly comfortable with waking up next to Pansy. It is Pansy's dark hair which is tickling his nose, isn't it? Isn't it??

Words: 1,868
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,680
The Open Closet by LadyDraco
10/16/2002

Ron has become VERY openly gay and is in love with Harry. Draco & Ginny are dating, Ron is completely flaming, and a surprise visit from Voldemort!!!

Words: 3,454
Chapters: 5
Hits: 4,677

Harry seems to have a problem with keeping his hands to himself ... (quirky and cute)

Words: 592
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,671

Newlyweds Harry and Hermione are returning from their honeymoon -- a gift from Hermione's muggle parents, complete wtih air transport. On the flight back, one of the most frightening things possible in the sky happens -- a hijacking. But, who is behind the hijacking, and why? Unlikely allies arise to help Harry and Hermione sort this mystery out.

Words: 29,138
Chapters: 9
Hits: 4,661

A humourous yet mysterious fic going into the mind of someone (or something) that does not like Harry Potter. Some very sarcastic points, and some repetition. The riddle: Whose point of view is this told from?

Words: 663
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,652

Harry gets the paper and Ron gets confused. Takes place at the Weasleys’ after Draco Malfoy has let a few (dubious!) things slip to the press.

Words: 1,037
Chapters: 1
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On the eve of his seventeenth birthday Draco's mother tells him of her shrouded past and his real father. Now, desperate to find his mate before it's too late, Draco must look in the most unlikely of places. (Veela!Draco, slash)

Words: 13,819
Chapters: 7
Hits: 4,650

Severus drags Harry to a Wizarding auction. "Collecting Cursed Artefacts is a registered form of madness in the Compendium of Wizarding Mental Disorders and Other Things That Make You Twitch," Severus said, "like most compulsions to collect. But it's very a popular one and I plan to beat everyone else to it." Part of the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

Words: 6,436
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,650

A silly ficlet that tries to answer that age-old question: why is Draco so horrible to Harry, when it is blatantly obvious that he lurves him?

Words: 959
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,643

Lily, James, Sirius and Remus, chatting about what they will name their kids if they ever have some - a somewhat mindless piece of fluffy dialogue, in which Lily is defenitely not lucky to have such boys for friends.

Words: 1,396
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,624

Well, the Yule Ball\'s back again. What do you think will happen when a fight breaks out between Gryffindors about who has it easier around ball time? The boys? Or the girls?

Words: 8,668
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,622

Harry\\\'s sure Hermione\\\'s been deliberately avoiding the Trio\\\'s usual Friday night drinks at The Burning Broomstick. But why? They finally convince her to join them one night and Hermione ends up having way too many drinks in an effort to drown her sorrows. Will she remember what she said and what happened? Will she want to? Oh, what a night!``This has got a little bit of everything. Romance. Fluff. Smut. With a tiny smidge of angst. Also a mention of R/L in the beginning.

Words: 6,033
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,619

A new 'political' movement in Hogwarts singles out Harry as a Mudblood-lover. ``Fred and George test out their new gag gift, while Harry continues to brood over the events ``of GoF.

Words: 17,868
Chapters: 5
Hits: 4,618

A challenge fic from MsVirginiaAnneMalfoy. The Gryffindors decide to throw a New Years Eve party. Lots of stupidity, drunkeness, and some crossdressing.

Words: 1,226
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,601

What happed when Arthur Weasley returned to the Ministry of Magic after Harry's disciplinary hearing? Includes a pair of impatient gloves and an unimportant toaster.

Words: 14,840
Chapters: 15
Hits: 4,598

Cheer up Harry. So Voldemort wants to kill you, so what? He always wants to kill you. It's a fact. Why not relax and listen to some quality Monty Python songs?

Words: 13,849
Chapters: 14
Hits: 4,589
The Interview by GatewayGirl
07/25/2003

Harry can do a lot of things, but can he get a job? ``People will speculate over the dinner table, and thus I imagined this little problem.... The Job Interview!

Words: 981
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,581

After a night's drinking, Tonks ends up in Remus' bed, with no idea how she got there. He takes the opportunity to prove that his inner Marauder is not so much dead and buried, as waiting for an opportunity to pounce.

Words: 11,931
Chapters: 3
Hits: 4,573
Truth or Dare by burnein
11/06/2002

It was a dark and stormy night. Harry Potter was dared to ask someone something very private, with very unexpected results.

Words: 1,014
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,565

Hermione Granger and Severus Snape have been partners for years. When Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter decide that their friends are Made For Each Other, nothing good can come of it. Or can it? An unplanned trilogy certainly has. WARNING -- As fluffy as a one-eyed baby turkey.

Words: 38,237
Chapters: 3
Hits: 4,548

Harry is preparing for the start of term at Hogwarts when he receives an unexpected owl with an unusual request from Draco Malfoy. What will his Aunt Petunia say? More important, what will the Weasleys think? Harry must set aside his own feelings and desires for EVERYBODY as he tries to make it through his 5th year in one piece.

Words: 9,003
Chapters: 7
Hits: 4,541
Archenemy by SkoosiePants
06/04/2003

Ginny Weasley had an archenemy; and damned if she wasn't tickled pink about it.

Words: 5,404
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,526
More to Life... by Casey
07/01/2002

Oliver and Harry find out that there is more to life than Quidditch. Lavender and Parvati find out that there is more to life than makeup and clothes.

Words: 7,765
Chapters: 6
Hits: 4,526
Wallflower by DrArchie
07/31/2007

It takes Ginny three weeks to speak to Harry again after the Battle of Hogwarts.

Words: 1,385
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,525

When Lily was at Hogwarts, she was a ugly, braces-wearing, loner, loser, geek, nerd, bookworm, and so on. The Marauders were the most popular boys Hogwarts has ever seen. After graduating from Hogwarts, Lily changes and has a whole new personality and look. Lily gains a best friend for the first time in her life and meets up with the Marauders. Not your average L/J story, Review?

Words: 3,267
Chapters: 2
Hits: 4,522
Angel Eyes by a_linz
11/16/2005

When Draco Malfoy fell asleep one night, he never dreamed that he wouldn’t wake up the next morning. He certainly didn’t expect to end up as Ginny Weasley‘s guardian angel either, but sometimes in order to see clearly all you need is a different perspective. D/G

Words: 10,149
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,508
Toys by CelticFlame
09/21/2001

When Lily Evans find a special present from Petunia in her suitcase, Sirius uses the 'gift' to torment James.

Words: 592
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,507
Muggle Camp by Veritaserum
11/14/2003

Welcome to Muggle Camp! This is a camp where young witches and wizards can learn to survive if magic is not available to them. The sixth-years have a mandatory Muggle camp they must attend, but Voldemort is back and romance is in the air. R/Hr, an OWL Ball and a mean army seargant!

Words: 18,037
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,506

It was the most diabolical plot of their time.... Now, if only they could pull it off. *Complete*

Words: 29,687
Chapters: 14
Hits: 4,504
Party Animals by PezMaster
09/01/2003

Unfortunately for the Marauders, the Halloween ball is gaining ground on them. While James is quite busy having girlfriend troubles, Remus prepares for a date with a full moon, and Peter deals with his demons and confronts his mango-flavoured body wash. And then there’s Sirius, who is quite busy himself with open jars of peanut butter, spiking punch, and overcoming strange feelings for a certain girl (cringe). How will the Marauders ever survive this chaotic ordeal? Will they all be driven absolutely stark raving mad in the process? Read, Review, and Find Out!

Words: 21,855
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,501

A Master and the Wolf FQF response. After Sirius is gone, a strange wolf starts to keep Remus company on the full moon nights. After one especially satisfying night of companionship, Remus and Severus have a couple of problems to deal with... More exactly, five little cubs. Five very lively cubs. SLASH RL/SS.

Words: 8,094
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,487
Pillow Talk by Aja
05/06/2003

Draco has trouble getting out of bed. For Alex, on his birthday--A tribute to H/D, fluff, and Brighton.

Words: 1,280
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,485

After finishing his seventh year at Hogwarts, Harry finds himself in France, brooding as most teenage boys do, trying so very hard not to be noticed, when Fleur spots him. She stops him right in his tracks (literally) and they end up having "coffee" – as Fleur so delicately puts it.

Words: 1,154
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,483
Draco's Willow by Ice Queen
02/06/2002

A broken hearted Ginny runs away for a moment of alone time. Too bad she can't get it, not when she chooses Draco's tree to sit under. D/G fluffiness.

Words: 1,895
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,482
Utterly Parvati by a_linz
10/21/2005

Everyone and your best friend is in love with Ron Weasley. Despite your amazing match-making skills, Draco Malfoy and Ginny stubbornly remain in serious denial about their obvious chemistry. Not only is your sister annoyingly smart, but she’s miraculously managed to acquire a real boyfriend. But it’s all okay because you’re making the most of being a single and free (and terribly sexy) witch for the first time since third year. So why do people keep refusing to believe that you’re NOT going out with Harry Potter…? The sequel to Parvati Prevails.

Words: 8,342
Chapters: 3
Hits: 4,476

Hermione has finished Hogwarts and is back and living with her parents while waiting frantically for her NEWT results. In a desperate attempt to calm her nerves, she calls her friends (and some people not so friendly), and their answering machines pick up, revealing some startling information.

Words: 2,159
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,472
Half the World Away by Calbee
10/23/2003

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger. A Slytherin and a Gryffindor. Who would have thought that this could happen when the results of a psychological love test are assumed to have gone horribly wrong...

Words: 9,347
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,445

Romilda Vane and the girls from the Hogwarts Charms Club rally together to try to catch the eye of Harry Potter and promote him for Witch Weekly's most prestigious award.

Words: 17,927
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,444

AU. Fifteen-year-old Nymphadora Tonks is horrified when her second cousin, Sirius, comes to stay. And as if things couldn't possibly get any worse, he gets a friend to join him! Tonks is no one for romance and soppiness, but will she go against her principles and fall for the shy, self-effacing werewolf that is Remus Lupin? Will he return her love? Will two months be enough time to form a relationship, and what will Sirius do when he finds out?

Words: 3,073
Chapters: 3
Hits: 4,439

Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy accidentally revive a Dark Wizard, and only they can defeat him again. Uncertainty and chaos ensues.

Words: 25,378
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,415

A humorous (hopefully) fic which follows the Marauders through fifth year and onwards. How will James ever get Lily to go out with him? Warning - Soapy frying pans ahead!

Words: 20,019
Chapters: 12
Hits: 4,402

Draco, Harry, Ron and Hermione are kidnapped by two crazed authors. Lucius is all hysterical and Snape is and always will be a slime git. :) If you like violence and humor mixed together then this is the fic for you.

Words: 34,369
Chapters: 19
Hits: 4,402

A hilarious spoof from the first Harry Potter book. Harry is retarded, Ron likes dancing, and Hermione... well she's Hermione. The prequel to Harry Potter and the Half-Witted Prince.

Words: 8,732
Chapters: 10
Hits: 4,392

You know this is a fan fic, I know this is a fan fic, everybody (and I do mean everybody) knows it's a fan fic. Now that we've got that out of the way- It's Harry Potter's fifth year and I have taken it upon myself to bring a little culture into the Wizarding world. What kind of culture? Well... you’ll find out. You’d think, since this is a fan fic, that I’d have no trouble in bringing the Rocky Horror Picture Show to the stage of Hogwarts.... I put a great deal of emphasis on the word think.

Words: 9,460
Chapters: 5
Hits: 4,383

Someone’s planning to kidnap Hermione, and with plenty of luck, it might actually succeed. H/Hr

Words: 6,913
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,382

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his Sixth year, burdened with the task of defeating Lord Voldemort. He is not the only one. This is the story of how a prophecy may, or may not, be fulfilled – with the help of a lumpy grey cactus, fiendish Muggle technology, a snivelling Slytherin First year and a prisoner in Azkaban with spattergroit. In the Chapter 1: An Inaccessible Room, Professor Snape refuses to clasp the hoof of friendship.

Words: 55,496
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,378

Hermione/George, Lavender/Ron, Neville/Eloise, Parvarti/Seamus, Fred/Angelina... *the fanfic in which minor characters star* Mischeviousness, craziness, and hormones abound in the fifth year-along with pranks, the Yule ball, and that guy from Witch's Wireless Weekly. :)

Words: 23,453
Chapters: 5
Hits: 4,371

In which Harry decides Hermione needs a boyfriend; Ron plots; and Harry realizes that sometimes the best things in life are right in front of your eyes. H/Hr.

Words: 15,834
Chapters: 6
Hits: 4,336

A kiss isn't just a kiss...

Words: 1,602
Chapters: 2
Hits: 4,332

An accident with a potion upends the comfortable relationship Remus and Severus have had in the three years following the end of the war. How well do two middle-aged men react to change? This is meant as a humorous look at the MPREG cliché and has a very low squick factor.

Words: 15,198
Chapters: 5
Hits: 4,328

Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A Romantic comedy that will (hopefully) have you in stitches.

Words: 6,828
Chapters: 1
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Harry learns that he is the last surviving Heir of Griffyndor, and that Prophecy says an Heir of Griffyndor will destroy Voldemort. This is why Voldemort wants Harry dead. Harry has a cunning plan to exploit Voldemort's faith in the Prophecy -- or did Dumbledore think of it first?

Words: 4,731
Chapters: 1
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Fred and George decide that hooking up Ron with Hermione would ``be the perfect advertisement for their matchmaking business. However, their plans ``to hook up the two don't go as well as they had hoped for they wind up matching ``up Hermione with someone else.

Words: 2,230
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,316
Dramatis Personae by Mi
05/18/2003

The Marauders vs. the Slytherins! While everyone else parties happily away on the Yule Ball, James Potter, Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Lucius Malfoy have a hell of a night not being quite themselves. Chapters 1 and 2, and more to come!

Words: 14,927
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,314
The Dog And Drainpipe by Al
09/22/2001

A Snitch! ficlet, set one year after the main action of

Words: 2,701
Chapters: 1
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Hermione and Ginny have a question. Sirius and Remus agree to answer.

Words: 2,215
Chapters: 1
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Harry, Ron and Hermione are in their seventh year at Hogwarts. Dumbledore has created a pen-pal service to promote inter-house unity. And whom does Harry get? Draco Malfoy. But the problem is...they don't know who each other are. Find out what will happen at the Masquerade Ball where everything will be revealed. VERY AU. Eventual D/H

Words: 6,661
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,303

How did the Marauders meet? Includes the points of view of all the Marauders.

Words: 4,217
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,299

It's Harry and Ginny's wedding night, and it isn't just the bride with the jitters! Consumed with the job of destroying Lord Voldemort, Harry's sexual escapades have been limited at best. When he consults a Harlequin romance novel for tips, Harry gets more than he bargains for...and doesn't understand how wet knickers can possibly be considered sexy.

Words: 2,222
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,288
Sex Ed by Lady Feylene
09/18/2003

Thanks to *another* lost coin toss, Severus Snape has to teach the Slytherins and Gryffindor's the facts of life.

Words: 2,096
Chapters: 1
Hits: 4,287

Chaos ensues after Witch Weekly, seeking to increase readers, decides to create a boyband out of five seemingly talentless wizards: Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, and Oliver "Toss Your Knickers Here" Wood.

Words: 5,060
Chapters: 1
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When a newly resurrected Sirius crashes Bill and Fleur's wedding, he comes upon Remus and Tonks together, with Molly Weasley conspiring to marry them. Vowing to get himself and Remus back together, he embarks on a campaign, without knowing what other things the household is hiding - and that appearances can be decieving.

Words: 2,891
Chapters: 2
Hits: 4,272

Sometimes to win a war you need to make your own luck, or at least import it. Harry’s class gets an import from across the pond in their seventh year. She’s rude, dangerous, and doesn’t like the cold. In the end she might also be the last moment leg up they need. From here on out the rules are different as love, money, belligerence and violence take center stage.

Words: 21,098
Chapters: 18
Hits: 4,264

James, now in the Afterlife, doesn't know anything that's happened since his death. Eager to know the full story, he seeks the services of someone who can fill him in on the last eight years

Words: 13,087
Chapters: 6
Hits: 4,261
Inner Smile by Black Coffee
06/11/2003

Lily has always part hated James. Annoying, irritating, immature, rampaging, clever James...But what happens when they both experience changes and form a friendship? Sometimes things are not always what they seem...

Words: 5,279
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,261

It's Once Upon a Mattress: Harry Potter Style! Harry is Prince Dauntless, and Hermione is Princess Winnifred. Read for lots of romance and laughs.

Words: 4,541
Chapters: 3
Hits: 4,256

Harry Potter has found the perfect apartment. The only thing he needs now is a roommate - which he finds in a former classmate. However, when Draco moves in, Harry discovers just how hard it is to live with a Malfoy. OOC, AU, Eventual D/H.

Words: 10,458
Chapters: 7
Hits: 4,235
The Talk (GASP!!) by Lboogieg
09/29/2003

We've all had the talk at one point or another, right? But from our parents....How would you feel, girls if you received this "talk" from Fleur Delacour? Or guys, from Fred or George Weasley? Well three certain Gryffindors are about to experience sex advice at it's worst. And what - pray tell - does Draco Malfoy have to do with it? From Harry's POV.

Words: 1,676
Chapters: 2
Hits: 4,234
Hermione's Diary by rickfan37
02/21/2004

Hermione's account of her developing relationship with Remus Lupin and her thoughts on that of Ella and Snape. A companion piece to Snape In love.

Words: 30,681
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,228

Ginny is in her 6th year at Hogwarts. When she loses her bag of her stories, Draco uses it as black mail. New characters, romance (and we're talking a 3D love Polygon, not a dumb old triangle!), black leather, love potions, singing, humiliation...

Words: 29,780
Chapters: 8
Hits: 4,203

As he starts his final year at Hogwarts, Harry is finally drawing the loose threads of his life together. He has a girlfriend, and the possibility of a peaceful year now that the Death Eaters are in disarray. But Voldemort is already preparing to rebuild his followers and subjugate the wizarding world. In this final chapter, a hero who's greatest power is love must confront the darkness one last time... else the darkness will consume all. The Year Seven sequel to

Words: 38,582
Chapters: 6
Hits: 4,196

In a series of vignettes spanning ten years, Draco and Ginny form an enduring friendship, which eventually leads to more. Drugged confessions, Playstation abuse, weddings, Christmas shopping, blind dates, stripteases, an exploding wand, and R/Hr on the side. Each chapter corresponds to an element of a challenge, including a required item and phrase.

Words: 23,245
Chapters: 10
Hits: 4,191

The O.W.L. woes of Fifth Year begin in mid-February, when every student must complete the Potions Practical Assessment Task. Professor Snape is terrified, Hermione runs amok and Ron runs to the rescue. Meanwhile, Harry Potter writes some truly awful poetry. In Chapter 1 we attend the staff meeting that Severus Snape will regret forever. (This story was written prior to OotP, and has since been rendered utterly and unapologetically AU.)

Words: 26,572
Chapters: 10
Hits: 4,178
Bring it On by Elven Dagger
04/09/2005

"Nobody EVER pranks the Marauders, Evans," snarled James, looking so furious that even Lily felt scared for a moment. "I'll forgive you if you grovel. Now. If not...This-Means-War!" Lily simply looked at him coolly and said, very coldly, "Bring it on."

Words: 18,283
Chapters: 4
Hits: 4,178

Twelve members of the Harry Potter universe are picked to live together in one house, complete challenges and try not to drive each other crazy. They are monitored by an invisible "Big Brother" and each week one member will be evicted, barring special circumstances. It's a bit of the show Big Brother, tweaked and twisted to include the Harry Potter characters, humor and romance. Who will be left standing as the housemates are evicted?

Words: 27,357
Chapters: 6
Hits: 4,176
Women on Top by Maddy Riddle
09/28/2007

After the war, the Wizarding world needs to be rebuilt and wizards need to stand together again. The future demands a new order, and the women are up to that task. --- SS/HG/LM

Words: 17,925
Chapters: 5
Hits: 4,170

Angelina's Situation: George must die. ``Fred's Situation: It's all his fault... or is it? A love letter starts it all. A simple friendship turns into something more.

Words: 18,150
Chapters: 5
Hits: 4,163

A parody of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone that takes place during the Riddle era. Starring the infamous Flower Potter who survived Grindelwalds ye old grande de wrath filling in for Harry, the poor but humorous Haruko Weasley filling for Ron, and the incredibly attractive nagging bookworm Tom Riddle filling in for Hermione. Together, with plot devices, lucky, and insanity, they're going to protect the Stone of Hot Ice from Grindelwald!

Words: 16,262
Chapters: 10
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Definition of 'hag': an ugly, old woman who smells horrible and has warts all over the place. A hag is also what Hermione Granger calls her younger (and previously unknown) sister. Of course, Helen prefers the nickname Helen of Troy. Much more suitable for her (so-called) exotic aura and beauty. Of course, Hermione would just say 'hag' fits better. Sisters are sisters.

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Le Défi by Madelynn
04/08/2004

Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs. Remus, Peter, Sirius and James. Four boys in their sixth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where nothing is as it seems. A prequel to Inevitable, follow the four boys through their year, as Sirius deals with his family, Remus with his transformations, Peter with his confidence, and James tries to figure out what it is that he wants. Pranks, laughs, and stupid decisions are everywhere, yet they remain the best of friends.

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The Outing by Natt
08/01/2003

Lonely, irritated, and (most importantly) itching, Draco finds himself victim to Harry Potter's regard during a most unpleasant camping trip.

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The title says it all. Christmas presents, stockings, cake, arguments, gingerbread, a plastic tree and an ickle bit of romance.

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