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Ron cares for Rose while Hermione sleeps.

What happens when Hogwarts puts on LotR as its school play? Read this to find out!

Hogwarts students have dealt with all sorts of Mary Sues - the ridiculous, the annoying, and even the violently evil. But now, they have one girl that no previous fic could prepare them for - the terminally insane. Leigh is - well, we'll say "unique." You have to be, to have a pet rock - excuse us, Rok. Who talks. And who told her that she is in fact Sailor LoOn, guardian of peace, justice, and the world's bananas.``But that last part is top secret. Please don't read it. Then she'll have to kill you. Or at least poke you viciously with her Loon stick.

Another -- perhaps the most obvious -- of the end-of-year report series.

Draco and Hermione practice the art of chillin' like villains. An insider’s look at domestic love, complete with lazy Malfoy, irritated Granger (is there any other type?), ‘so comfortable you could fart on me’ moments, and embarrassing childhood photos.

Fred & George are throwing a New Year's Eve party at the Burrow. The entire (original) Gryffindor team is invited, along with Hermione. When the clock strikes 12:00, ringing in the new year, everyone has someone to kiss. Who are Fred, George, Harry, and Ron's smooching partners? A one-shot with a couple different ships.

Time has passed, but Transfigurations exams are still a bane to ``Snape, Malfoy and the others, but they\\\'ve got a plan.... No sheep were harmed ``in the making of this story. Just chocolate chip cookies.

Aiko gets shipped off to England to live with her mother when things get rocky in Japan, resulting in her enrollment in Hogwarts. Befriended by the Trio on sight, they laugh it up on their way through the school year, and life in general. Love blossoms, water fights, and more!

Because of Hermione Rita had to look for a new job - and she found it! Agony Aunt at "Witch Weekly"...

Warning: Smutty fic! ``Only a year after graduating from Hogwarts and there’s trouble for the trio. Ron a married man? Uh-oh, has Harry accidentally joined the wizarding mob?! It looks like Hermione’s turned into a very bad girl... with Draco’s help, of course.

Harry/Draco Slash. Just a bit of Romantic/Fluffy Slash? A fun-filled Saturday afternoon for Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

Blaise Zabini is in love with a Hufflepuff, Draco Malfoy is full of incoherent rage, and Pansy Parkinson still has to hold a fund-raiser for Voldemort. How incredibly unfair. Slash.

The year is 1971 and Severus Snape is starting his first year at Hogwarts, determined to be the most wonderfully brilliant and stoic student the school has ever had despite the best efforts of his bizarre aunt. Lily Evans is also starting her first year at Hogwarts, determined to do well and make her parents proud, despite the best efforts of her well-meaning but insanely mischevious House-mates. No matter what the future has in store for the class of 1978, these are the forever golden days (no matter what Severus may continually claim). These are the days of wands and roses.

A D/Hr fic satire, prompted by the use of the same plot line over and *over* again. Not for the weak of heart or the weak of butt.

We all saw You-Know-Who's body lying dead on the ground when we were seventeen, so that means he's been dead for three years, right? Wrong. That's the first problem. Second problem is that Terry doesn't have a girlfriend or a real job. Third is that Zacharias and I will be sharing a room for the next six months. Fourth is that ... you get the idea.

This story is a parody of Dickens' The Christmas Carol with our favorite Potions Master taking the starring role. Severus Snape takes a trip through his subconscious and comes out with a greater appreciation for the one person who truly cares about him.

A twisted tale in which Voldemort (who else?) tries to take over the world by using a concoction of spells to turn him into Barney the dinosaur. If this seems twisted and dumb to you, read the authors note in the first chapter where I try to explain everything. Mainly a fictional (supposedly) account on the Purple One's rise to power in the first chapter, it gradually becomes more and more HP oriented. Totally HP in the third chapter.

If you love Remus J. Lupin (and don't we all?), you've probably wondered what the 'J.' stands for. Sirius Black wonders the same thing, and he isn't above using a chocolate frog to find out.

Imagine if all the HP characters had to act out every single one of their fics? It would be totally twisted. This is my take on what might happen behind the scenes of a D/G fic.

Why is everyone declaring love for Harry? Why is Malfoy off the Slytherin Quidditch team? Why is Ginny making a list? Why is Hermione so upset? And who is that girl with the funny accent? Too many Unexpected Task ideas combine to confuse everyone. Four chapters.

When Severus forces Draco to sacrifice his free time by tutoring Neville Longbottom in the art of Potions making, it is meant as a punishment. Or that's at least how it appears at first. A small, stinky snake, a sneaky Godfather with an even sneakier lover, a lecherous father with his past affairs, Death Eater involvement, and of course the tutoring lessons force both boys to abandon their old masks of (respectively) coldness and incompetence and face each other as they are. Perhaps tutoring isn't such a bad idea after all... SLASH SS/RL DM/NL LM/SB, past SLASH LM/SS LM/RL.

Dumbledore enlists the help of a friend from the States to help his former DADA teachers work through their anxieties.

This story is the sequel to 'Harry and Ron are in The Hills'. It is five years after that fateful New Years 'Booze Cruise'. No slash; child humour may require a select mind.

When Sirius is given an ultimatum by his mother, McGonagall enforces cannon and the PG13 rating is kept absolute, there’s only one thing left to do... Warning: Keep your tongue firmly in your cheek. Contains: slash, het, femmeslash, incest, outcest (bear with me), humor, cliché, disturbing use of drapery, utter demolition of the 4th wall, melodramatics, threesomes, some language, & near-musical encounters.

Updated to comply with Half Blood Prince. “'You do not seek to kill me, Dumbledore.' 'We both know that there are other ways of destroying a man, Tom,' Dumbledore said calmly." What are those ways, and what does candy have to do with anything?

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It's bottles, powder, diapers and pacifiers for Ron and his friends when a prank's result turns... Infant? 0.o. With their arch rival the sly and evil Draco Malfoy reduced to a mere toddler, their punishment is to 'baby sit' the blond haired Slytherin, until such time as a cure can be formulated. What's a Gryffindor to do?

"You should have had the wedding of your dreams...maybe in some grand cathedral, or castle, and then honeymoon in a five-star hotel or quaint bed-and-breakfast, or at least not any place that features beds with signs that say 'Insert 5 Knuts For Super Vibrating Action'--" Remus gets more than he bargained for on his honeymoon night, including a mysterious package from beyond. Remus/Tonks oneshot, obviously.

What happened after Harry and Hermione left the Great Hall and what Draco had to say about it. A sequel to Humiliation.

Heavy security is the order of the day at Hogwarts as Harry returns for fifth year. Gryffindor's new Prefect has to maintain discipline over the mutinous house, and Harry has to step in to keep her birthday from being ruined... R/H and a bit of H/G

James has a crush on Lily, but does she like him too? He finds out one day...

As the Ministry celebrates the final victory over the Dark Lord, Lucius Malfoy receives a very unusual offer.

It was a dark (but not stormy) night when Luna looked out of her hotel room and saw something extraordinary. The Wizarding world was in for a shock. Post-Hogwarts, N/L. Light, but not entirely plotless.

The Marauders, Lily, Snape, Lucius, Bellatrix, Narcissa, and Bill are locked in a room and being forced to MST on HPPS/HPSS! What will happen when Bill annoys Lucius to hell, Bellatrix sings and shatters several windows, and Sirius decides to kill Peter?

Okay, this is really hard. It is an MST for POTC. I warn you, plotlessness possibly ahead.

The definition of 'love' as defined by Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy is used to people worshipping him every Valentine's Day (well, every other day too...), but this year he gets a huge shock from the least likely of people.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny realize what the biggest difference is between boys and girls.

James, Sirius and Remus lost the Marauders Map sometime in sixth year. Severus Snape is a git. Here is how they lost the map, in a very bland sort of way. Severus is a git? Brief mention of some non-existant characters. Snape is... you get the picture. THE MAPE IS GONE FOREVER!

Written for the Trio FQF in answer to the challenge: Hermione is in the delivery room; Harry and Ron attempt to be supportive but find it trying. What's worse than an anxious father-to-be? Two fathers-to-be!

Ginny's love life just got much more complicated... and the truth is finally revealed!

James Potter has had a brilliant inspiration-love and Quidditch work the same way. Will this star Seeker snag Lily Evans? Or will he lose the game of love forever? Let the games begin!

'No offense guys but you reek!' Why do they reek? It's Hogwarts battle of the Sexes. Who will win and why do the boys smell of flowers? What happens next? You decide!

Set after GoF, Harry starts the summer with a new job, many feelings of guilt about Cedric's death, and some hard questions for Dumbledore. He also has a sneaking suspicion that he is being watched.

It took Ron three years to realize that Hermione was a girl. And six years to admit that he did.

Ron also has a scar... but NOT on his forehead. Where then? How does Hermione know about it?? And who sent Snape a Valentine??? Find out from this wacky little story - a Ron/Hermione first time fic, from Ron's PoV.

For anyone who loves a smart, independent girl who finds out that the boy (the gorgeous, popular, funny boy) whose been bugging her is actually the one who makes her life ten times more fun. And don't you feel sorry for the guy? Its nice to see him get what he wants. Eventually. Maurader fic. Lily/James; Sirius/??? Should be one hell of a ride.

On probation from Azkaban due to "services rendered for the good of the Ministry," Draco Malfoy finds himself working under the direction of two people he utterly despises. A story of sweat, toil, irritation, and possible infatuation.

Severus Snape's best friend returns to teach at Hogwarts-- YES, HE HAS FRIENDS. Keep your smart-aleck comments to yourself! Some of the things that ensue: green and silver body paint, year-long chess games, action, fun, insanity for all ages! A few OCs, and a side of Severus Snape you may never have seen. Sarcasm, arguments, and reminisces about Lily abound. Voila.

Hermione has a secret, Draco has a mysterious relative, the gang is at university and there are dragons. Wise and terrible dragons.

Malfoys. Weasleys. One exotic Hawaiian island, two weeks' vacation. Worlds collide, mayhem ensues, the unexpected happens.

-A once off parody of cliche. Featuring reluctant snogging, girly screams, pointless conferences, Mary-Sues, makeovers, no plot, attempt at witty insults, sadistic Weasleys, horny Malfoys, mindless swearing and innuendo, dodgy time lapses, powdered cheese, general insanity and a happy ending. Written for all ficcers who despise cliche-ridden fifth year fics, this fic will move you... (into the corner, shaking with fear).

Minerva McGonagall is failing Potions thanks to several distractions of hair harassment and a certain mishap that wasn’t her fault. Honest! And now the only way Slughorn will allow her to pass his class is to get tutoring from his prized student: Tom Riddle. Pissed emotions, snarky remarks, sexual tension, and chaos ensue. And it’s going to be one hell of a year for the both of them.

Or, The Tumultuous Courtship of Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley: A Parody.

“It doesn't matter who you are or what you look like so long as somebody loves you.” (Roald Dahl)

“Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!”``“Yeah, he’s off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!” ``Fred and George had more in mind than just embarassing Harry! Well, actually they didn't, but they wanted to do it in a bigger way. Think cameras, costumes and watering holes! Weasley Wizarding Productions get their first hit with The Heir of Slytherin!

It's Christmas Eve morning, and Ginny is enjoying some time alone. That is, until Draco shows up to ruin her solitude. When his insults go too far, Ginny decides to give him a flying lesson he'll never forget!

Response to challenge #80 on blooddance.com. Snape’s mum comes back from Japan after an interesting vision that will change Severus’ life, as well as the life of one Harry Potter. Oneshot.

A year after Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy's break-up, Draco is living alone in a flat when he receives an invitation in the mail. A wedding invitation. ``Contains Slash (H/D), and bits of het (he is marrying a girl after all).

A humorous, romantic love letter written by Ron to Hermione during the summer, while they are apart. Aunt Finny likes to pinch Hermione's cheeks. Ron likes to pinch the cheeks on Hermione's cute little caboose.

HG and DM are both hardworking divorce attorneys in the wizarding world. What happens when troubled couples bring them together and they get more than they bargained for. DMHG. Written in formats of mail, phone calls, etc. Based on Laws of Attraction.

James is left to answer one of the most frequently asked questions of all time...what's his answer?

Molly Weasley tries her hand at matchmaking. Wackiness ensues.

Ever wonder what would happen if Harry and his friends got thrown into the plot of William Shakespeare’s ‘Taming of the Shrew’ (also known as 10 Things I Hate About You with Heath Ledger)? Well here it is! Featuring Hermione as Katarina, Harry as Patrick, and Ron as Cameron! Join the adventure as Hermione’s younger sister (OC) tries to find a way to date none other than Draco Malfoy (Joey) and Harry is paid to take out Hermione!

Hermione has a little fun with her favorite new spell!

Ginny’s got a secret admirer. Could he be that cute new teacher? Could he be her house team’s seeker? Could he be someone whom she knew right from her very first year at Hogwarts? Or could he be one of the most unlikely person to even notice her?

This one HAS no excuse. Read if you have absolutely nothing better to do with your life. Harry and Ron join Muggle Studies class.

Spend a day viewing the Weasley family through the eyes of Ginny. It's a rough life with six brothers and a well-meaning but curious dad. And a mother who'll know if you did your homework or not!

Regulus is in the hospital wing. Only his brother may be able to save him, if he can stand the humiliation.

A big project has come upon all seventh year Hogwarts students. They get to take care of Baby-Think-It-Over! Who will make excellent parents and who won’t? Follow Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, and more through their weekend with Baby-Think-It-Over!

Moony and Padfoot are sending innocent notes to each other one day during school... and it all goes downhill, chaotic and cartoonishly violent. Embarrassing moments, long lost stuffed animals, and more!

Harry James Potter, age 7, accidentaly Apparates to a house in which he lived as a baby. There, far from the Dursleys' influence, his intelligence arises and helps him understand the nature of magic and the uses it can have, while his disappearance turns the Magical World upside down. How will be Harry's comeback to the world in which he was born?

James Potter is tired of being fawned over by millions. He meets a feisty stranger who is unlike any other. What could possibly happen next? Lily/James.

Alternate Universe: Welcome to Pureblood Academy, the fangirls dream... A student called Harry Potter transfers from a poorer school to the prestigious Pureblood Academy where Harry encounters the Host Club led by a certain blonde. Chaos, comedy, and riddikulus amount of romance ensues.

Sean shows off a trick he learned from an American relative which soon turns into a day-long contest.

The Beaters: a legend, a phenomenon. The rock group that forever ``changes rock and roll. This is their story.

When Lily Evans is the victim of a love potion that makes her drool over Professor Slughorn for two days, there is no doubt in James Potter's mind that Snape was somehow (however directly or indirectly) involved. Eager to use any excuse to terrorize Snivellus, Sirius works up a masterful plan of revenge that will make Snape the victim of his own trick. No one listens to Lupin when he desperately seeks to divert the twisted scheme, and no one escapes the disaster that ensues when it becomes dreadfully screwed up. Everybody/Somebody (but mostly artificial).

Draco Malfoy was having a good day when Longbottom DID IT. Now, all they have to do is find Draco's true love. The problem is, everybody wish to get inside his pants but no one inside his heart... or do they? *slash*

Ron walks in on something he's surprised to see.

Harry, Hermione, and Ron step into Diagon Alley and decide to lunch in the area - on the Muggle side. When a visit to a nearby bookstore (Hermione's request, of course) introduces them to a crowd fans lining up for autographs, dressed in HP costumes, our everyday Muggle world clashes with the wizarding. A frustrated Hermione, a bewildered Harry and a frightened Ron try to get to the bottom of the situation - just who are Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, and Daniel Radcliffe?

An Advice Column with our favorite Slash pair, Harry and Draco! Read their thoughts on things from ninjas to pimples and everything in between. Guaranteed to cheer you up with the glory that is Draco's sarcasm and Harry's... Well, he's Harry.

Set during late winter of year six. Remus and Sirius discuss how they should tell Harry that they're more then just good friends.

In the beginning of the Marauders’ fifth year at Hogwarts, they devise yet another plan to prank Snape. But when Lily interferes with their plans, the boys have to get back at her. However, revenge is not-so sweet this time, and their plot backfires. Will they be able to get through the day without being caught?

She did it for the joy she felt and damn anyone else who felt differently.

Lily Evans joins a Quidditch team for the summer, little knowing that she would meet the man who will change her life forever... James Potter, of course.

Damsel in distress (dam\'zel in di-stres\'): adj/adv 1. a maiden in peril; 2. the subject of a hero\'s rescue; 3. Draco Malfoy.``Gen-fic.

It's Harry's sixteenth birthday, and he gets some interesting presents. Also, who is Mrs. Norris really? Find out! Harry gets invited to Hermione's house, but Ron wants Harry to wait a day so Ron can have time with Hermione, but why? (Rated PG-13 for mild language)

Lily loves James, James loves Lily, but they don't know.... Lily and James fluffiness! No relation to my other story (From That Moment On...)

Minerva McGonagall is desperate for an evening of peace, after a long hard day. But, it seems as if everyone is desperate to stop her from getting it! Hilarious run-ins with Severus and Madam Hooch add to the craziness! SS/XH MM/AD

Nothing is going to convince Harry Potter that he is gay... but perhaps a certain Slytherin can...

What to do if four of the most (un)favoured characters are still single? Quite simple: you put them in a matchmaking-show.

After defeating Voldemort, life goes on for Harry Potter. He’s just turned twenty-one (ah, wonderful, wonderful age…) and has recently completed his Auror training. But six month working for the Ministry and doing nothing but paperwork convince him that *this* is not what he wants, after all. So he ends up searching a new job, but nobody hires Aurors except for the Ministry. That is, until Harry stumbles over a job offer in the Daily Prophet… And from this point on, all sort of 'highly improbable' events start unfolding for our hero and his friends.

Harry finds an alternative, and infinitely more fun, use for Dumbeldore's Pensieve...

A collection of well known fairy tales...with a Harry/Draco twist.

Set during the summer before Harry's final year at Hogwarts. Harry decides to relax and live a little while he's on vacation. Harry meets some interesting people. Hijinks, hilarity, calamities, hibachis, jalopies, shenanigans and eventually some *hot* dirty slash/het ensue. Also features your favorite character, who shan't be named, for spoiler purposes.

What really happened during MWPP Hogwarts days? A Parody of MWPP stories.

The evening before Hermione\'s wedding to Viktor Krum, Ron realises that he\'s in love with her and always has been. Unable to accept that he\'s missed his chance, Ron devises a way to stop the wedding–by kidnapping Hermione. Needless to say, she\'s less than pleased and things don\'t go exactly according to plan. He has to convince her not to marry Krum while at the same time ensuring she doesn\'t hate him for the rest of her life. The course of true love never does run smooth.

What will Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco do when they get really bored during their detention?!

There's a bad guy around, and it's not Voldemort. He has folders (ring binders) instead of Death Eaters, and has a strange relation to Voldemort. Harry, Ron and Hermione save the day, in the end. What happens in the middle is a different case altogether.

The summer after her first year at Hogwarts, Lily invites her friends to stay for a few days. Her older sister's boyfriend is rude and the marauders feel that Vernon Dursley must be taught a lesson.