Welcome to the Light Side

We all saw You-Know-Who's body lying dead on the ground when we were seventeen, so that means he's been dead for three years, right? Wrong. That's the first problem. Second problem is that Terry doesn't have a girlfriend or a real job. Third is that Zacharias and I will be sharing a room for the next six months. Fourth is that ... you get the idea.

Terry, Zacharias, Harry, Ron, and I go to Hogsmeade to "meet up with some people" (against my better instinct, might I add) -- a decision that in time, Terry will come to equally regret. Post-Hogwarts chaptered WIP, HBP spoilers, canon compliant.

While Terry and I are discussing our residental and employment situations, Padma comes by to spend some quality time with her boyfriend. Terry discovers a new dating method. Post-Hogwarts chaptered WIP, HBP spoilers, canon compliant.

In which Ginny rants, Hermione pacifies, Loony (unsuccessfully) Apparates, the trio forms a plan, and I wish I had more normal friends. Post-Hogwarts chaptered WIP, HBP spoilers, canon compliant.

Harry, Ron, Zacharias and I are traumatized by Williamson's lecture on the Auror Certification Exam.