Mystica

The Potter characters are perfectly happy to stay in the books ``that define their entire world - until they make contact with four somewhat confused ``teenage girls. Who aren't obsessed. At all. The psychiatrists are just being silly. ``And Daniel Radcliffe is lying.````Meet Lianne, Erin, Autumn, and Hazel. They're very nice girls, you know. Really. ``Would we lie to you?````Incidentally, does anyone happen to know where we could pick up a restraining ``order?

*Valdemar/Harry Potter* The Heralds of Valdemar needed someone brave, compassionate, and noble to help them save their world – so they kidnapped Draco Malfoy. Draco/Harry

Hogwarts students have dealt with all sorts of Mary Sues - the ridiculous, the annoying, and even the violently evil. But now, they have one girl that no previous fic could prepare them for - the terminally insane. Leigh is - well, we'll say "unique." You have to be, to have a pet rock - excuse us, Rok. Who talks. And who told her that she is in fact Sailor LoOn, guardian of peace, justice, and the world's bananas.``But that last part is top secret. Please don't read it. Then she'll have to kill you. Or at least poke you viciously with her Loon stick.

One night in a tavern, Remus Lupin meets the most incompetent wizard in two worlds. As they both become increasingly drunk, sparks fly.``But what happens to a werewolf and a celibacy-sworn wizard the morning after?

Harry Potter and Company take over the starring roles in Star Wars, Episode I.  And you thought Anakin couldn't act?  Prepare yourselves, Star Wars fans - The Phantom Menace will never be the same...