Dreaming Of You

The Potter characters are perfectly happy to stay in the books that define their entire world - until they make contact with four somewhat confused teenage girls. Who aren't obsessed. At all. The psychiatrists are just being silly. And Daniel Radcliffe is lying.

Now that Sirius has been thoroughly bewildered, Draco and Harry get the... honor... of meeting up with their stalkers - no, wait, typo. Meant beloveds. Ignore me.

Poor confused Remus has a fangirl of his own to deal with now. Unfortunately, his meeting is not so easy to deal with as his friends' were. (Harry, Draco, and Sirius have signalled that they wish to discuss that statement at a later date.)

After the girls have been variously ecstatic, furious, confused, and in one case harboring violently homicidal thoughts against a box of tissues, it's time to see exactly what the four heart-throbs think of the situations.

Things get decidedly stranger. Car crashes, hospitals, and British men in dresses. Not to mention main characters going missing. Well... sort of...

After prolonged exposure to fangirl insanity, Sirius Black goes insane. Or so he claims.

Although twenty years have passed in fanfic time, real life has continued its dull, plodding pace for Lianne's friends. Watch them panic, argue about phone bills, and fight with their beloved heroes.

Erin and Lianne argue about reality, and attempt to read tea leaves. And try their best to burn down Remus's house.

The obligatory Auror meeting. Sorry. It had to happen, you know. I think there's a law about it somewhere.

In the world of the werewolves, Remus meets a slightly psychotic teenager (no, this one's a boy), and learns how it's really a wolf-eat-wolf world out there.

Remus languishes in a dungeon while Erin gets hit on again. Those vampire boys are awfully persistent, aren't they?

Lianne worries, Snape grumbles, Remus gets propositioned, and Erin plays Guess The Death Eater with Prissy.

Now that the wolves have taken over the vampire tribe, the various members of the plot are drawn back together. Remus and Lane come from the wolf tribe, Prissy and Erin are summoned from their prison, and Lianne - well, she's there already. Our heroes are brave in normal situations. What will they do now that they have nothing to lose... and everything to gain?

The werewolves have several hostages, Dumbledore's agents are at the mercy of Death Eaters, and the two teenagers who caused the battle in the first place are about to die. Can things possibly get any worse? The answer? Hell, yes.

Erin's dead, story's over, nothing to see. Move along, now.

Autumn and Hazel finally return to the plotline, along with Harry and Draco. Watch them argue, yell, apologize, and go quietly or violently insane, as suited to their natures. Meanwhile, Lianne and Erin take a long-overdue break to nap behind the scenery.

Autumn is not at Hogwarts – according to her, anyway. The way Dumbledore tells the story, it comes out rather differently. Autumn yells, Blaise babbles, Draco grumbles, and Erin and Remus make a reappearance.

Autumn has only been at Hogwarts a few days, and already she’s made enemies. Of course, she has friends, too. And we can’t forget to mention the trouble-making pet, the erratic wand, and – as always – her wonderful relationship with Draco Malfoy. Gotta love that bickering.

Hogwarts is invaded by a toucan menace, Autumn gets a letter, Draco plots revenge, and Blaise is adorable. Also, Erin, Hazel, and Lianne make a guest appearance after the chapter has ended. Mostly to complain.

The Owl Post was kept extremely busy throughout this chapter. Fortunately, no owls have been harmed in the writing of this story. Yet. It’s getting fairly violent, though, so they might want to watch out. Autumn is bound and determined to give someone a black eye by the end of the chapter.

Autumn loses her temper multiple times, but Draco is never the one who gets the screaming. He’s busy in the hospital wing with a mysterious illness. Terry and Blaise finally meet, much to Terry’s dismay. All in all, an explosive chapter.

In the aftermath of the Owlery's destruction, Hogwarts is baffled by this apparently stupid and pointless attack. Draco returns to the hospital wing less than a week after leaving it while Autumn and Blaise harass Terry at a Quidditch game.