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Two students find a different place to be alone together -- but what if they\\\'re overheard by a teacher?

Sirius and Remus agree to go to the seventh years' dance together - only to shut James up. They didn't expect anything to happen between them. Until something did. Songfic to Toby Keith's You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This.

Disastrous events occur when all four Marauders come together to celebrate Harry's first birthday. Topped off with girlfriends, wives, old school professors and, yes, pranks.

AU Harry Potter fic. Ginny Weasley is a regular High School student in Salem, Mass. Follow her as she goes through her life in High School. Includes: Hormones, Puberty, Snogging, Fights, and spunkiness galore. See our favorite characters like you've never seen them before: normal human beings. Also includes a vast array of many ships!

Ron Weasley and Millicent Bulstrode find themselves in each other's arms under very odd circumstances. They both feel that they are stuck in the shadows of their best friends, namely Harry Potter and Pansy Parkinson. Because of their respective houses, they must hide their forbidden love from their friends and family. Adventure ensues. This fic is not all "lovey-dovey" romance, however. It also involves humor, adventure, and some angst.

Ginny Weasley\\\'s end–of–year report at the end of her first year.

What would happen if our favorite Hogwarts boys held a slumber party of their own? Bickering, laughs, raunchy exchanges and a few revelations.

What did the teachers think of Draco after his first year? Plus an exchange of letters between Lucius Malfoy and Professor Dumbledore after Lucius has seen the report.

An illegal connection to the Other Realm Transport Closet Network ditches sixteen-year-old (and newly-revealed-to-be-a-witch-and-not-yet-anywhere-near-in-control-of-her-powers) Sabrina Spellman at Hogwarts. The meeting of two very different magical worlds doesn't go as smoothly as one might expect. For one, Snape is turned into a pineapple.

Remus Lupin meets Rita Skeeter ... and her Quick-Quotes-Quill.

You think Harry and Ron cause trouble? Well Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are the Makers of Mischief! Even Fred and George would have to hand over their crowns! Watch as the boys go though Hogwarts, with many adventures.

Four years after ``Hogwarts, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Harry are faced with a whole new set of ``challenges just trying to keep their jobs, pay their rent, avoid killer ``land-ladies, and promote S.P.E.W. They thought they were safe after ``Hogwarts, but little did they know life would just get weirder. Told ``entirely through writing, be it posters, letters, junk mail, etc.

Ginny finds that taking a stroll through Hogwarts in the dark may have disturbing consequences.

Can't really tell, because there is no plot really. Just me on Vanilla Coke and Pixie Stix (not a good combo...for 3:00 in the morning)

Hermione has done many things in her life that no one else has ever been able to do. Between outwitting Voldemort and all the Death Eaters and her record NEWT scores, she's also managed to be the first teacher in about 17 years to last more than a year in the DADA job... but she still feels like it should have been someone else to break the losing streak of teachers. What happens when she meets up with the him again?

Severus is tortured by his husband, Harry Potter, and their son on his and Harry's anniversary with gift exchange and puppies.

During a school break, both Harry and Draco (unknown by each other) go to Las Vegas. At a club, they meet, and aren't too happy. After a little bit too much to drink, they both make the mistake of getting married. Together. Oh, dear.

You're joking! Snape's a Veela? And Harry Potter's his mate? I think this is a Veela tale gone wrong!

When Ron and Hermione overheard a plot to get them together, they take matters into their own hands by pretending to fall madly in love. Do the words 'self-fulfilling prophecy' mean anything to you?

It all started out with that mischievous note and the lives of selected students of Hogwarts went upside down. That is, if you call having a fieldtrip in the Muggle world a history-turner event… A George/Hermione fic!

Tonks decides to try an experiment while talking to Remus in the kitchen at twelve, Grimmauld Place. Features various other members of the Order past and present, onstage and off, in relationships and not ... [Warnings: Contains references to slash, which may offend some people. Contains references to het, which may offend some other people.]

We know that Harry was interviewed by Rita Skeeter and the story published in The Quibbler. In order for that to happen, Luna and Hermione had to arrange the plan together. In order for *that* to happen, Hermione had to go to Luna and ask for her help. Thus the question: how awkward was that?

When new baby Ginny joins the family, how do the jealous Weasley twins react?

A follow-up to "Fireside Chit-Chat" where Hermione and Ginny's men discuss their feelings for them... albeit unwillingly.

Peeves makes an attempt to embarrass Harry and Hermione during the Christmas feast.

Draco and Ron get together for a little late night smoozing, but it turns into a night of hilarity when emabarassing secrets are revealed!

Remus and Sirius think it’s time to tell Harry about their relationship, but Harry isn’t cooperating much. And, truth be told, neither is Sirius. Or Remus.

Harry and Hermione go to the feast for some food. Involves Pumpkin Pie.

What happens when you mix Summermakeover!Hermione and Whinyandshallow!Harry? Why, this parody fic, of course! Featuring SummermakeoverandGirlPower!Hermione, CluelessandStupid!Ron, Hobag!Ginny, MarySue!OC and WhinyandShallow!Harry. In other words, all the elements for a true Harry/Hermione romance! *please note sarcasm* Harry/Hermione shippers, stay away!

Sometimes, life can take you in unexpected directions - Harry Potter knows this as a fact. Nothing in his life has happened the way he thought it would, something he sees now, more than ever. But when a Death Eater walks into the Ministry of Magic, intent on turning to the Light, Harry realizes that life never really stops changing.

Answers the questions burning in Harry Potter fans the world over: why did Snape renounce the Dark Arts? How did he win Dumbledore's trust? Who invented liquid soap and why? OK, it doesn't answer all those question, but the first two certainly.

On New Year's Eve 1972, a British Auror listens to the strange tales told (over a drink or six) by his American counterpart. Should he believe them? Because the truth is out there. Or something ...

Because some things are just not meant to be revealed...

Slytherin par excellence Andromeda Black had never really noticed Ravenclaws, but with Hogwarts stricken with flu and quarantine forcing the houses into closer quarters she finds them objects of increasing fascination, especially one Ted Tonks. In a game of "Truth or Dare" Andromeda learns more about what it is to be a Ravenclaw, and some interesting facts about her own family into the bargain. James Potter really shouldn’t have challenged Bellatrix to play....

“I’m…Oh my God, I’m sexy…” Percy whispered. Then, in a more confident tone he told his reflection, “Eat your heart out, Oliver Wood.”``Assumptions are made, as well as fools. Percy/Oliver slash

As Hermione is enjoying the hot water in her shower, she is unaware that she is being...observed...by a certain person.

Lily Evans hates James Potter; she firmly believes his one purpose on the earth is to make her life miserable. But when he saves her in more ways than one over the period of a week, can Lily finally see that he wants to help, not harm? Two part one-shot.

Post Hogwarts and Ginny is determined to make it out in the big bad world as well as hoping to get some light into the love department. She drives her boss crazy, gets into some hilarious situations and somewhere a long the line, she falls unknowingly for the biggest prat she knows. Draco Malfoy.

This is for all you Fry and Laurie fans out there. I know you exist because I am one myself. Some of their best sketches will be seen here, adapted for the Harry Potter universe.

Snape finds a love letter and demands to know the author.

Hermione loves Ron. Ron loves Hermione. Only one problem...they don't know they like each other! Ginny helps Hermione get noticed with a little Veela Spray. Will Ron and Hermione finially get together or will everything go horribly wrong?

A Hogsmeade weekend forces Harry to come to terms with his guilt complex with Hermione's help. Again. Sequel to The Ghost of a Good Thing.

Lord Voldemort has, under the strangest circumstances, finally been killed. Or has he? Sequel, as you might expect, to

Sex! Alcohol! Sporks! The adventures of an intrepid team of Hogsmeade sharehouse residents as they battle carnivorous wardrobes, inter-dimensional showers and boldly drink what no one has drunk before!

The Dursleys have gone on vacation, while Harry is to be cared for by his godfather. Despite thinking Sirius is gorgeous, Harry is determined not to say anything, but Harry’s own magical abilities conspire to reveal his interest. Humour/Romance

Hermione is sick of the UST between a certain Gryffindor and Slytherin, so she decides to take matters into her own hands. Features Betting!HogwartsStaff, Plotting!Hermione, and LeatherWearing!Harry. H/D slash.

Lily Evans hates James Potter. Which would be fine, if James Potter wasn't in love with her. In a world where almost nothing is impossible, James will try to "woo his precious Lillikins" with his exceptional wit, charm, and help from his friends. Provided, of course, that she cooperates...

Stuck inside a gloomy house, on the run from the law.... What's a man to do? If the man in question is Sirius Black, the only option is to spend a little time with two good friends, a bottle of Ogden's Old, a quill and parchment, and ten very clever ideas for fun. (Fun at others' expense, that is.) Molly's angry, Snape's storming out of the house... and what in Merlin's name is on Arthur's head? Also features the genesis of a rather infamous defective dose of Contraceptive Potion.

The other girls think Hermione is a prude. She tries to prove them wrong by making a bet with Parvati, and now she must find a boyfriend before the dance. Will Hermione ever turn into a normal fifteen-year-old girl?

When a transfer student arrives a week early at Hogwarts, she ends up as the uninvited guest at the wedding of Harry Potter. Chaos ensues. H/H wedding.

Draco makes a bet that he could get any girl in school to go out with him; including Hermione. It works up until her…and then she takes him down. But he might actually fall in love along the way. The end’s not so predictable, though.

Fred and George have taken over the world.

Hermione Granger becomes a prefect and joins one of their weekly "meetings." Humorously, this is quite similar to another fifth-year Gryffindor oh so many years ago.

Have you ever seen Chicago? Remember the "Cell Block Tango"? Well here are a few bad boys of Azkaban singing their version Harry Potter style.

'The test was positive.' Who exactly is pregnant? Is Ron's life as simple as it seems? Who is Harry dating?

Lily is caught in an unfortunate situation under a clump of mistletoe and James decides to try and help her out of it.

"The man is the head, but the woman is the neck. And she can turn the head any way she wants." - My Big Fat Greek Wedding``A series of stories asking what if some of the leading men in Harry Potter had a woman behind them?

When a substitute teacher\\\'s remark leads to gossip, Hermione unwittingly fans the flames.

A diary of an angsty, emotional, somewhat Potterholic fifth year Hufflepuff. It's going to be a bumpy ride!

Checkmate future-fic. An Easter story set five years after the ending of the Checkmate epilogue. Harry wants to give Lily a perfect Easter, but he forgets the one thing she really wanted . . .

Romilda Vane's crush on Harry Potter evolves into a slashy obsession. Set during HBP. (Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, humor.)

Ron's disastrous attempt at proposing leads him to relive the memorable night when he and Hermione had their first date.

After Harry has defeated Voldemort, he and Ron have decided to start a band. The problem is they can't play. Another problem is that they are failing History of Magic. Dobby is determined to help them pass in order to save the future. This is a parody of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure where Harry and Ron are Bill and Ted, Hermione and Ginny are the babes, Crabbe and Goyle are the royal ugly dudes, Fleur is Miss. ect. WARNING: Harry and Ron say "dude!" a lot.

Hermione Granger has had enough. She has had it up to there with Draco Malfoy. Unsurprisingly, he feels exactly the same sentiments towards her. When an experiment goes awry, how will a walk in the others' shoes change the parameters of their relationship? Will they wind up friends (or more) or just hating each other more than ever.

For once, it is not dragons and Voldemort that are on Sirius's mind as he thinks about Harry. He and Remus have light-hearted banter about something much more trivial concerning Harry's personal life.

James is too nervous to ask Lily to the ball. How far will he go to get a date with her? Would he sell his soul to the er-devil?

A little Lily and James fic in which James embarrasses himself a number of times.

Draco’s running away for the twentieth time and decides to hide out at a muggle home that just happens to also be Hermione’s, when his plan to stay takes an ironic turn. At the same time in America, when visiting Gramma Weasley, the Weasleys are found by Voldemort.

Harry Potter may be out fighting evil, but Mandy Brocklehurst is focusing on the more important things, like starting fanclubs and trying to win insane bets. Original title "Mandy Brocklehurst and a Bunch of Stuff that Happened." Het.

This is Hermione's response to Ron's love letter, I Love You Forever Hermione Granger.

Every girl has her own secretly ridiculous fantasy.

A somewhat corny, Harry and Hermione romance fic. It takes place during their seventh year. Harry and Hermione have a romantic day together during winter, which ends with a surprise.

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin collaborate in telling baby Harry a rather unconventional bedtime tale.

Harry, Hermione, and the Weasleys vacation in Japan where they meet an artist searching for the "Perfect Beauty".

Hermione is put under a spell to fall desperately in love with the first human she sets eyes on. This fic will make you want to laugh, cry, and want a hug.

5th year Ginny, a shower, and a surprise visitor! Who could it be? Ginny struggles with...Ginny? Part one in a series of two. Funny little plot, dealing with a ghost we all know!

Cliched, but... What happens when Harry is browsing the Internet and finds "Harry Potter" products on eBay? What happens when he finds fanfiction? Slash? Hints of H/D. Sorry, can't help it! 15 minute ficlet.

Goyle senior is an illiterate thug. But he isn't going to that stop him joining the most exclusive (evil) club ever. Also includes Voldemort's thoughts on dress codes. Companion piece to Lucius Malfoy's Death Eater Application Form, and Severus Snape's Potions Master Application Form.

Set in Regency Era, Draco Malfoy is a duke with one serious: his drunk of a cousin, Harry Potter. He thinks himself a genius for coming up with the perfect plan of getting his cousin married off to a prim and proper young lady, Hermione Granger, so she can keep him under control. However, is Miss Granger really prim and proper, and who's to fall in love with who?

Ever wonder what the Jerry Springer show would be like if your favorite Hogwarts students were on?...Ever wonder how they would be able to GET ON?...

The teachers in Hogwarts gather in the staff room: the only place they can hope to escape the toad- I mean, Dolores Umbridge (the new DADA teacher). Can they make it through this lunch break alive and sane? Read on to find out.

"This is the weirdest Valentine's Day yet," Peter mused.``"But not 'ever,'" Remus said dryly.

On her first date with Remus, Tonks discovers that spilt beer on wooden floors is the enemy of the less than sure-footed everywhere. Will she die of embarrassment, or will Remus find a way to make it all better?

Lily and James fluffiness...I couldn't think of anything else to write so...it's a good story!

The Marauders are extremely bored during their History of Magic class, and they decide to start passing notes. Through their notes, we learn that the Halloween Ball is coming up-- will Lily reject James once again? A hilarious story told through note-passing.

On what was supposed to be an ordinary day, an unassuming Lily Evans likes her best friend, ponders Head Student possibilities, admires his arse, falls in love, hates the world, and ends up realizing that being just Lily Evans isn't so bad after all.

Hermione & Fred were forced together for one night. That one night led to confusion, big time. Fred likes Hermione, Hermione knows Fred likes her but thinks she likes George, George likes Hermione but knows she is in denial about liking Fred. Trouble in paradise?

A D/G fic. Life at Hogwarts can be a little boring at times. So, how about a little Spin the Wand to liven things up? Spin the Wand is the wizard version of spin the bottle. Oh yes this means laughter galore. Draco, Harry and Ginny are all present. So are some OC’s but they are very nice OC’s and they do have imperfections! Mismatched couples, misbehaving wands and snogs galore, it's all in a working night at Hogwarts!

Can it be? Have Fred and George finaly met their match? When two Canadian girls come to Hogwarts, they meet up with Fred and George and a battle of wits, pranks, and even love soon follows.

School is left almost unattended and Seamus brings a surprise that turns the whole school upside down. A person streaking, 2 + 2 has a whole new meaning, Trelawney and Filch are locked in the AT, Harry and Ron bribe Hermione, someone has Snape's pink bunny pajamas, and the worst thing of all... there are pictures to remember it all.

AU. Harry is arranged to marry Ginny, Draco has to marry Pansy, and no one’s happy about it, but when the couples meet up on their honeymoon, sparks fly—in the wrong direction. (D/G and H/P)

We get to see inside of Badboy!Draco's mind, and see the repercussions of his actions... Moments of evilness on his part, and humour.

Harry is in for a big surprise on his wedding night. Warning: Silliness.

What would Harry, Draco, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny do if they could see some of the fanfiction written about them?

Sirius is entertained as Lily and James bicker over baby names, coming to a startling revelation followed by paradoxical conclusion.

The war is over and Harry Potter conquered He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. Great, we got it already, but Ginny Weasley is still wrapped up in a dilemma because of Lord Voldy-squashed [Drum Roll!]: when deranged Lucius Malfoy captures Harry hostage and demands to know the sex of Blaise Zabini, the threat forces Ginny to accept help from Draco Malfoy in order to save everyone's favorite boy-hero; little did Loony Lucius know he'd make the odd couple reface a dark, dark secret from their pasts in order to succeed...

Snape and Percy discuss cauldron bottoms. A short, slashy innuendo-filled one-shot.

Draco has cast a spell, and as a result the whole school now spontaneously breaks into song. Mayhem ensues as the students--and even the teachers--find themselves unable to conceal even their deepest secrets. Rated PG-13 for violence, scary scenes, and mild language. Based on the Buffy the Vampire Slayer musical by the same name.

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, Harry is busy with victory parties, and Draco is horny. He thinks it's about time he gets himself a redhead. Who's not Ron Weasley, just so it's clear.

Suddenly, Draco and Harry realize that they might love each other. Will their friends accept it? How will each tell each other, will they ever tell each other? Did they ever think this could happen?