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It\'s the evening of Harry Potter\'s wedding, and Ginny Weasley is...drinking. Alone. Well, at first. Who better to interupt her evening of misery than Draco Malfoy himself? Yet, things don\'t go exactly as Ginny expected them to. In fact, things don\'t go exactly as anyone expected them to.

Draco stumbles across two lovebirds in the bathroom and is in for quite a shock. (Harry/Draco slash)

Sequel to Nightswimming. Back at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione have managed to keep their newfound relationship hidden from their family and friends. But when someone finds out about them, how long do they have before their secret is exposed?

Our favorite Dark Wizard (besides Voldie, of course!) has written a "How-to" book. Lots of demons, sacrificing, Exceedingly Difficult things, evil magical creatures, and most importantly, dark magic!

In which Arthur Weasley comes into contact with far more Muggles than is healthy, Harry hosts Ron's stag party with increasing mother-hen tendencies, and two unexpected guests turn up in Ibiza. Warning: drunkenness, slash and pink hoop earrings are all made mention of within. Read at your own risk.

I wrote this short Harry/Draco story as a birthday request. And since it's Draco's birthday, it's fitting...

Draco Malfoy is thoroughly, shamefully, and inescapably in hock. His only hope is Hermione Granger, CPA, and her surefire plan for the ultimate heist. The only problem? It's horrendously illegal. Supporting cast includes Gilderoy Lockhart, Birgit De Nijs, Eastern Siberian gnomes, some dancing Bolsheviks, and a few plastic gophers.

Remus's first arranged date was a big mistake. James and Peter decide to choose the best girls for him. Unfortunately, there's Sirius Black who obviously doesn't want Remus to go with ANY of them. He starts to be overprotective of his friend. And Remus clearly doesn't mind that.

Is Hermione really the perfect little angel we've all made her out to be, or did she have some late night rendevouz like most teens? More fluffyness in this chapter! The Professors have an interesting chat in the lounge room, and we see more of the Potters.

Poking fun at the menagerie of relationships in the Harry Potter fanfic world!

Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inheritance.

My response to pok’s “Hermione Flavored Beans” challenge at portkey.org. Terms of the Challenge: Harry gets an accidental taste of Hermione’s lips and, during a Hogsmeade visit, buys a bag of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. He pops one bean after another into his mouth until one flavor catches his attention—a bean that tastes like Hermione. He becomes obsessed with finding that bean/flavor again. Hermione is concerned and vows to find out why he’s acting that way and help Harry overcome his addiction.

'Lover's Got Your Lips' sequel. Sixteen years later, it's a Weasley family pre-Hogwarts reunion. Lover's Got Your Lips reappear, so Molly takes matters into her own hands and teaches the twins a lesson they'll never forget.

Harry chases Voldemort through the streets of his neighborhood. Will he ever catch him? It'll keep you at the edge of your seat till the end!

Professor Slughorn goes to a Black family Christmas party, observes the dynamics of pureblooded society, and gets very drunk. Sirius and Snape get into a fight, Narcissa and Lucius kiss for the first time, Bellatrix threatens Lucius, and Slughorn eavesdrops. Welcome to pre-War pure-blooded society.

A variant of an idea from Christmas of Surprises (AT, 10 chapters) in which Ron and Hermione do decide to tell his parents they\\\'re now lovers. This isn\\\'t part of that story\\\'s continuity though, it\\\'s just one way things could have happened. Ron/Hermione, obviously. Set eight months after the end of Christmas of Surprises just to confuse people.

When you go to school with the Marauders, there is never a quiet day. But, today, not a sound can be heard! Something must be up...

JKR has so far told us nothing about Luna's years at Hogwarts before we meet her as a fourth-year student. Has she known the secret of the Half-Blood Prince all along? This story consists of six vignettes from Luna's life. Each takes place during the time-frame of one of the existing Harry Potter novels (well, the first takes place the summer after book one), and the last takes place during the summer before the book we are currently anxiously waiting for. Make your waiting a little easier by reading my story to see what Luna might know about the mysterious Half-Blood Prince.

In the sequel to The Grandfather Paradox, Ron and Hermione's son from the future adapts to life in his new home. Or tries to.

Fred and George come across something interesting while wandering the halls of Hogwarts...

Tonks asks Remus for a favor, involving a dinner party and several pieces of silverware. Remus did say it himself: loads of people eating and himself just don\'t work out...

Lily Evans has now survived living in Gryffindor Tower alongside her best friend, Cassie Burbank, and the Marauders for four years now, certainly no mean feat. Considering that not only has Lily been made Prefect, but it's their OWL year, it looks as though this could be the most difficult yet. However, not even Lord Voldemort gathering followers in the background and the impending attempt to seize a powerful birthright could stop the usual chaos, family feuding, vindictive Slytherins to deal with, Quidditch, and of course, pranks... Slightly AU, as the general situation and relationships are pre-OotP, although it has been edited to take the fifth book into account.

Ron and Hermione discuss the name of their second child -- Ron is not impressed with Hermione's first choice in boy names.

Gens gentis figularis. A Clan of a Potter.``Four Harry Potter-loving teens and their lives as they attend an Anti-Potter school. They are just regular kids, defending what they believe. But is it more than just make believe for some of them?

A silly one-shot, as Remus tells the story of how Harry and Ginny got engaged at Harry's Bachelor Party.

Obviously the members of the Order of the Phoenix have run out of substantial, Order-like things to do. They've come up with an extremely silly plan to help two of their own realise what's right in front of their faces. Fluffy Remus/Tonks.

Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.

Harry gets a little tipsy at the Valentine's dance, and makes a few fateful decisions...

This is a story about the next generation of trouble-makers at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry and Hermione are parents! How will they do? Find out!

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and romance is in the air! Severus and Hermione find love thanks to a meddling Dumbledore, but everything they do seems oddly familiar… An SS/HG parody featuring Severus angst, a whiskey-drinking Hermione, a sarcastic narrator, neo-Death Eaters, potions, tea, books, transparent plot devices, Draco Malfoy in leather pants, talking familiars, amber ringlets, butt-hugging jeans, and a sextacular Pagan wedding.

The characters of Harry Potter discover fanfic, and some of them are less than receptive to some of the pairings. Others, however....

Since the time they witnessed Harry proposing to Ginny in the Future, Gred and Forge decide to get the couple together. Do read my first two stories before you read this! (Or else the story won't really make sense!)

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are determined to find out what their professors are doing in the staff room. When they find out...

Harry has appeared in the Burrow one day as a perfect guy! Who will get Harry - Ginny, or the new-and-improved Hermione? What about Ron?

The stories JK doesn't tell! Ever wondered how Tonks and Lupin got together? Well, here's the story of how the world's clumsiest witch and Hogwarts best ex-professor found each other.

Harry gets drunk on Fenway Park beer. Draco gets in a fight with a Red Sox fan. Voldemort plays shortstop for the Yankees. Fun is had by all. (Crackfic!Warning: Contains Americanisms, beer, peanuts, Highly Improbable Coincidences, more beer, bumbling villains, and a blatant self-insert. Ships are Harry/Draco, and unresolved Jeter/A-Rod. Fic takes place on July 31st, 2001.)

"I feel a new wind blowing like I've never known, I'm breathing deeper than I've ever done...And it sure feels good, to finally feel the way I do...I wanna love somebody, love somebody like you..." H/Hr, R/OC, Post Hogwarts

An article in The Daily Prophet regarding the Tremendous Trio sparks another round of gossip at Hogwarts.

What would happen if Draco Malfoy and his fellow Slytherin students had to learn to use computers? What if Hermione was the only person who could help Draco get secret Ministry information? What if Draco really only wanted this information so that he could pass it on to the Death Eaters? All that and more, in Draco Malfoy and the Muggle Contraption.

Hermione becomes Snape's confidante as he suffers a mental breakdown; much hilarity ensues.

The James and Lily era! Yeah, it's been done, but now you can see my little twist on the romance side of Hogwarts. *skips off to plan more evil*

Ron Weasley has a secret. A secret that no one outside the nine Weasley's know. But when he finally breaks down and tells Hermione and Harry the horrible thing that happened in his past, he learns that sharing can be good, especially when you have such good friends to share it with.

Severus has become allergic to porcupine quills -as a result, no potion can cure our Sick 'n Surly!Snape from a hellish flu... Will the hospital wing (and the whole of Hogwarts) survive?

A Neville/Pansy romance. Companion piece to "That Which Does Not Kill Me." "When you put your arms around me/Baby, there ain't nothin' in this world that I can't do," Keith Urban. An unlikely sort of romance.

A little blackmail goes a long way, or so the writer of an expose believes. But Harry has friends he doesn't expect. Written for Isis. ````A light-hearted follow-up to A Moment of Sin. Related to Primer to the Dark Arts, Hagrid's Hut, Your Friendly Neighboorhood Death Eater and the other stories in the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

Severus Snape gets a surprise when he opens his naughty magazine.

Ron slips up with a dirty word in front of his nieces, and Hermione declares an unsettling ultimatum until he improves his language. ONESHOT. RonHermione. HarryGinny. PostVoldemort.

When Ron's curiosity gets the best of him and he "borrows" Lavender's ``magazines, he and his roommates spend a rather interesting evening learning more ``than they ever wanted to know about girls- and themselves.

In which Sirius is flabbergasted, Remus is kerflummoxed, Peter is squiring a lady, and James has Important News.

Honestly! Who is in charge of Occupational Health & Safety at the Ministry? Brains in tanks and unmarked dimensional portals! In this little trial transcript, Sirius' estate gets litigious, Fudge talks facial hair, Lucius struggles with life in the clink, and Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock. Naturally.

Sequel to "The Slytherin Scarf." So, it's official, Hermione and Blaise are a couple, but what are everyone's reactions, and what happens when Blaise can't go home for Christmas. Hr/Male!Blaise

Following the events of "Slightly Off-Kilter" and set roughly during the later part of Harry's fifth year and early sixth year, Gayle and Severus try to reinfiltrate the Death Eaters to find out what's up. Well, Gayle does anyway... Severus is a less than enthusiastic party to the fiasco. The "return" of Gayle's insanity adds chaos to the mix and no one is more surprised than Severus when her nuttiness may just pay off. Gayle, of course, had faith in the powers of insanity...

Severitus Challenge AU with female Harry. Severus discovers he is related to the "Girl Who Lived." How will this reflect their relationship?

It's almost Christmas, times are tough, and Ron has little money to spend on a present for his wife and sweetie (Hermione, of course.) Enter an unlikely trio to help him out. This story contains characters and settings belonging to Jo Rowling. The plot based on O Henry's "Gift of the Magi". It was originally written pre-DH, and has been updated to gibe with events (deaths, especially) that took place in that book.

The Marauders are bemoaning their unlucky romance lives when a gorgeous American transfer comes in. What will happen?

Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more, her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused!Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos, that is what. Hogwarts had better watch out as Hermione starts to leave her path of destruction.

Sequel to that heartwarming classic, 'Harry Potter and the Year of Living Stupidly'. Voldemort has been defeated, so what's the Boy-Who-Lived to do? Can he continue to be the most special person in the wizarding world without his arch-nemesis to contend with? You can bet he'll try! And Harry's not the only one having bad ideas this year! This is the story to read if you want to see just how crazy life at Hogwarts can get!

It's Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's sixth-year, but instead of spending it at Hogwarts during the late 1600's, Uric has become lost in time. Special guest appearances by well, any character you can think of, and then some.

While JK Rowling is taking her sweet time publishing the Order of the Phoenix, we decided to take the story into our own hands. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Just for fun, imagine this is an audio book. Or not - it's really up to you.

The trio return to the Gryffindor common room to find things looking slightly different.

The Weasley clan, plus quite a few others, are spending a quiet Christmas together. Quiet? No, that's not the right word. Not for a Weasley Christmas. No romances or ships but there is plenty of fun, dragons and things that go BOOM!

At Harry's wedding, Sirius and Severus toast each other's health. Sort of. Repeatedly.

After her fiance's death, Hermione leaves the wizarding world. After four years, she recieves a letter from Harry Potter, her 'thought to be dead' fiance. Will he succeed in persuading her to come back to the wizarding world? Includes somewhat crazy with grief!Hermione, annoying!Tonya, mean and annoying!little voice in Hermione's head, and sighing!Harry.

Really, it was just a bit of fun. Lily didn’t have to yell so much! Harry was fine; he enjoyed the fresh winter air. ``Sirius takes his young godson outside for a bit of play. Lily doesn’t approve of Sirius’ cure of boredom and James finds it all highly amusing.

What happens when the Marauders fall in love? You get a dating Remus, Molly Weasley's diary, Peter actually thinking - and Sirius has a new girl!

Over the course of a day, Draco comes to realize his level of commitment to his relationship with Hermione. (Draco/Hermione, also featuring a snarky Narcissa and Pansy, and an obnoxious jewelry shop owner; this is fluffy crack!)

Hermione Granger leads a double life. At Hogwarts she is a bookworm, but at home she has a wilder side. What happens when Draco Malfoy discovers her secret?

One night in the unspecified future, Ron spots Harry and Hermione sneaking out of Gryffindor Tower. Curious, he follows, until someone hexes him from behind and takes him to an unused classroom....

The Gryffindor girls play truth or dare. What else can you expect but hilarity?

Fred and George decide that Harry needs a pair of handcuffs for Christmas. But these are no ordinary handcuffs. They can only snap around the wrists of two true loves, and will only come off when they confess their love to each other.

Harry and Draco are Aurors. That about covers it.

Andromeda has plenty reasons why her life's over. Her sister's an evil Death Eater, her family can trace itself to the founding of EVIL, and on top of it all, she has an insatiable crush on Ted Tonks. Oh, to be a Black...

Sparks fly and glasses shatter when two elite Aurors, Ginny Weasley and Draco Malfoy, are assigned to pose as Ashton and Bryhoney Seaton, a newly married couple, to catch the Death Eaters roaming free even twelve years after Voldemort was defeated. Surely they would catch the Death Eaters, only if they could remove their wands from each others' throats. They would kill each other, even if they kept alone with each other for more than an hour...or so they claimed.

Ginny’s a complete disaster as a ghost, has doubts of ever reaching angel status, and Malfoy isn’t exactly helping matters. Fluff meets crack in a love story that spans the heavens, in which Ginny is deliberately obtuse and Draco is wavering on the cusp of denial.

In the week before a big Quidditch game, Ginny becomes mysteriously incapacitated. Ron and the rest of the Gryffindor team begin a frantic search for whoever holds the key to her recovery.

Snape has a stalker who is sending him some... er, interesting love letters. Snape's point of view.

What would happen if a laptop computer infiltrated Hogwarts and the students found FanFiction.net on Google? Rated PG for fairly mild, mostly implied slash. RW/HG, HP/DM, HP/RW, RL/SS, JP/SB, FW/GW, HP/TR, D/W, and HP/GW are all players. (I think I got them all.)

What happens when Beth and Veronica get somehow transported to Harry Potter World? Mayhem! Madness! Includes Lord Chickenmort, an extremely annoyed Snape. Torture by singing and much more! The girls are perfectly normal... Deep, deep down inside.

Written for the challenge "A prophet did once say that honesty's a lonely word." Draco knows that discretion is the better part of valour.

You asked for it - the continuation of "The Plan" - you'll need to read the the other fic for this one to make total sense. This one picks up where the last one left off - with a trip to the pond the next day.

Sirius, Remus, Peter, and James have a notebook that they all write notes to each other in. Find out what happens to them during their school years through its pages.

When you're lonely and bored out of your mind, you'll do almost anything to shake it off. Even play a game of Truth or Dare.

Thanks to a malfunctioned potion, Harry and Hermione are forced to view life in a different perspective. Not your ordinary Freaky Friday plot! Warning: may bust lungs and cause sore butts.

The day of the dance has finally arrived, and Remus is worried that he won't have the nerve to kiss the girl he has a crush on -- or worse, that she'll say no. But with a little girl-chasing advice from Sirius, what could go wrong? Set in MWPP's 5th year; don't read if you're allergic to fluff.

Unusual pairing of Ron/Neville. In their seventh year they are used as an experiment of an alternative unforgivable curse by the dark side. Includes Ron's blunt humour and accidental and embarassing situations for poor old Severus Snape.

The Hogwarts students we all know and love so well have bid farewell to the school they have called home for seven years. After Voldemort's defeat, they can finally settle down and relax in their respective couples and breed, as they've always wanted. The kids are off to Hogwarts, with drama from the minute they step on the Hogwarts Express. However, there's always drama to be had at home, as well.

RL/SB. Sirius has secretly loved Remus for years, and James is sick of watching his friend suffer. He writes him a note: Sirius has a few hours to tell Remus, or else James will. Includes Peter, Regulus, Andromeda, McGonagall; cameos by Filch and Lily. Also features a LOT of letters.

Read the #1 Witch Weekly Bestseller written by Puddlemere Reserves Keeper, Oliver Wood! This captivating tale chock full of memories: from his old school days, to Quidditch (how could he exclude Quidditch?), to finally 'getting the girl,' his story will leave you asking for more!

Hermione learns that there is much more in the world than magic and non-magic.

Hermione and Draco are sucked into a world filled with zombies by a Convenient Plot Device. Watch them fight evil! Watch them kiss! Watch them fight more evil! Not quite as absurd as it sounds.

Lily gives the boys squirt guns...and before you know it...

You've always seen Dudley from Harry's point of view: a classic bully and unbelieveably spoiled prat. Now see Dudley redefine his persona to the garishly baroque stylings of none other than Sean "Puffy" Combs.

According to one Harry Potter, dating Blaise Zabini is not impossible, as a few lucky chosen have claimed. It's just that there are certain steps that must be followed, and rules that must be adhered to. Harry is now compiling these in this guide-not that he believes anyone else will ever need them, but because Harry takes a certain amount of pride in being the only one to have ever managed to learn and live by them.

Riddle meets the Marauders, or at least two of them... James and Sirius. Need we say more???

Harry, Draco, and Seamus are gay. Hermione has a huge crush on Harry, and poor Ron is left out of the loop completely. What fun!

Sirius politely requests that Remus accompany him for a day of babysitting. (Actually, Moony gets blackmailed into the job, but who's keeping track?) Unfortunately, Sirius' four-year-old cousin, ickle Nymphadora, is not the sort of little girl who likes tea parties and fairy tales. How hard can it possibly be for two Marauders to entertain one small child for a day...?

Draco Malfoy attempts to woo Hermione Granger via Owl messages for Valentine's Day.

Harry is taken captive by Draco who is determined to protest the most vulgar of holidays known as Valentine's Day. Perhaps they can both learn how to truly celebrate love on this special day...

From the "Stuck where for the weekend?" Challenge on Portkey.org ... Our two favorite Gryffies are cleaning up after a hard day of Herbology when click! the door shuts behind them. And locks. What do they do until someone finds them?

Snape is sick and gets Hermione to take over Potions class.