Facade

Everyone thinks of Hermione as being one of the most repressed human beings in the known world. But as she starts to jot down her thoughts on some sparse napkins, we are given a peek on her Muggle summer happenings. She contemplates romance novels and their food-like innuendo, her lace knickers that will never get pried from her girly bits and her position as the ugliest girl in existence.

Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more, her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused!Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos, that is what. Hogwarts had better watch out as Hermione starts to leave her path of destruction.

Have you ever wondered what would have happened if the Potters and Grangers had met before that monumental night? What Lily's reaction was to the prophecy or how she was feeling before they were ``escorted to hiding? Join them in a single December afternoon out in London ``where Hermione and Harry first meet, neither even a year old.

"You asked for a report. An extra credit report to be exact on whatever subject we take interest in. A free rein, you proclaimed my dear professor. Sure this might not have been what you had in mind. But you never specified on what." Hermione enlightens us on what exactly she thinks of Harry's Quidditch pants.

[Pre Hogwarts H/Hr] A sickened Harry is tired of condoning the taunts and jeers his relatives give him. He runs away but not before encountering someone. A small girl that makes him see that perhaps he can be a hero…