Watermaline

According to one Harry Potter, dating Blaise Zabini is not impossible, as a few lucky chosen have claimed. It's just that there are certain steps that must be followed, and rules that must be adhered to. Harry is now compiling these in this guide-not that he believes anyone else will ever need them, but because Harry takes a certain amount of pride in being the only one to have ever managed to learn and live by them.

They say you never forget your first crush, your first kiss, your first time. Blaise Zabini remembers them all, but there are other 'firsts' he values more.