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Share the sentiments, angst, and romance of the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Luna as they spend their summer at the Burrow. This fanfiction takes place the summer after the trio's fifth year.

Sequel to "Harry Potter and the Muggle Toy Store". What would happen if Harry Potter found out about the "Harry Potter" movie? What would happen if everyone thought he was Daniel Radcliffe? Cameos by Darling Little Elsie and her mother, Mummy! A barrel of laughs!

Post-Hogwarts. When the world as she knows it shatters, Hermione is forced to take a look at herself. When she realizes she no longer likes what she sees, she takes a trip to find herself. What she never expected to find was an adventure of a lifetime and a surprising love with a person she never expected. Lots of Death Eaters, going on the run, getting drunk, and shocking confessions. HR/D

This is Dennis Creevey's diary, in which he tells of his plans to be a playah. Lovable Dennis, though, falls a little short in this satire of pop culture.

Possibly the most blatantly ripped-off fic to ever nance down the pike, Diagon Alley pairs up HughGrant!Harry and JuliaRoberts!Draco in a slashy spoof of the 1999 Britcom, Notting Hill. Also featuring Wetsuit!Neville and Hippie!Ginny.

The Marauders and Co. are sitting around playing a bit of strip poker.

Lily and the Marauders begin their first year at Hogwarts, but their lives are plagued by the rise of the Dark Lord Voldemort. Lily begins to have strange visions, Remus has a secret, and James and Sirius begin a mission to receive the most detentions in the history of Hogwarts.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a LUCIUS! In order to obtain top performance from your Senior Death Eater, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.

Harry tries to confide in Hermione. PG just to be safe.

The two rivals set aside their differences and have a little fun. They even rebel against authority (Dumbledore). (Harry/Draco) This story is AU

Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown get Hermione to reveal something she'd rather not. H/R/Hr.

"So, that's it! This year I have finally decided to give up! I give up on the entire card making, the puppy dog eyes, cupid and his damned arrows, love poems, candy, roses, love...all of it! That is why I've come to the decision- after thinking long and hard about it- that I am boycotting Valentine's Day... and Harry Potter."

Ginny wants to become a Deatheater because she is sick and tired of being poor and everyone judging her just based on that factor. Draco is the lucky one who gets to train her.

“We need Lupin.” This is how it all started.

Harry wakes up late for Divination one morning, and due to a faulty Crystal Ball, is sent to the time of the Marauders, while James is sent to the present.

Sirius Black finds a Muggle radio while searching among the backyard shed of the Potters. With a mind like his, who knows what shall ensue? Who dares to find out?

Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort's right-hand wizard, fancies fancy script; his son fancies it's too difficult to read. Sometimes, a few small letters make a very big difference. [H/D slash]

We've all heard this: "Malfoy swaggered forward and got his wish at once: the hat had barely touched his head when it screamed, "SLYTHERIN!" What if that hadn't happened? What if, instead, the hat had yelled something else?

The past creeps up on everyone, with Snape discovering some things are best left unknown.

Severus and Sirius start fighting over a newspaper article. Remus has a migraine and doesn't like the noise at all. Severus finds out just why Remus is being so moody. Sirius finds it out, too, and faints. Two times. In the end, everything is okay - at least if Severus gets some chocolate for Remus SOON....

Two new girls come to Hogwarts and enchant Harry and Oliver...

There is one Christmas tradition that Snape dislikes more than Christmas dinner . . . and this year, tradition has caught up with Severus Snape.

What happens when Ginny submits the trio for a modeling contest? Sparks fly and love and insults blossom behind the scenes!

Can you imagine a way how Draco Malfoy ends up willingly in Harry Potter's arms? No slash! No Quidditch accident! Both of them being in character! Well, go and find out!

In an alternate universe, members of the Order (including Harry, Hermione, Ginny, Neville and Luna) gather for an evening's relaxation. Pretty much everyone ends up naked. Don't worry, Dumbledore doesn't attend.

Ginny begins seeing Snape in a different light after drinking a potion. How will she handle it?

Last time we left book 4 Cedric was dead...now find out what happens at his wake. Cho is upset, Roger Davies gets lucky, Ginny fights shipping wars with Pansy, Draco has a new business enterprise, Fudge gets his hands on Book 5, Lucius almost reveals his secret love, Ron discusses wand length, Fred and George are on a quest, Sirius gambles, Harry finds out who really killed his parents and a special someone makes a guest appearance.

All of Remus' friends already have dates for the Valentine's Day dance, but he's too shy to ask the girl he likes to go with him. Will a bit of helpful advice (and perhaps a nudge in the right direction) from Sirius help him get a date? Fluffy 5th year shortfic featuring Straight!Remus and Heartthrob!Sirius.

It was a simple idea, or so Luna thought; have a go at writing a piece of wizarding fiction, both to fill a gap in the market and to escape from the dismal world of Hogwarts in her sixth year. But she didn’t anticipate that it would bring her into a conflict with Hermione that threatens to shake the very foundations of what makes her Luna Lovegood.

It involves, Harry, Draco, slash, embarrassing moment including the tango... and humor! What more do you want?!

What could possibly be called a sequel to A Tale Of Little Plot. You don't have to read that first. This one makes even less sense, and, as the title suggests, has no plot. At all. There may be smidgens of a plot at some point, but they tend to get forgotten about.

It's the last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it?

A school boy crush is supposed to go away, right? Draco Malfoy's didn't, and it only grows deeper with a night of passion. All Harry was expecting was a night of clubbing, what he got was more than he bargained for.

Pansy Parkinson made an oath after Draco Malfoy failed to fulfill his mission: she wouldn't be caught on the losing side. In the world of war, a girl's got to do what a girl's got to do, whether it's drugging family members, arranged marriages, having a child, or becoming a Death Eater. Watch Pansy Parkinson struggle to make ends meet with the help of her friends, a little sarcasm and lots of aged Firewhiskey.

When Draco is permitted to visit his cousin Ian, who was sorted in to Gryffindor, during the school year, very strange things start to happen. Crying!Draco and BondingwithGryffindors!Draco!

It's raining. The Weasley kids are mad at Percy, who has just returned to the family. Harry needs some fun and smiles. What better way to cure all of these than a good old-fashioned game of Truth or Dare?

When Hermione falls in love with her red-haired best friend, she comes to realize that holidays are no help at all. Features secret agent Hermione (theme song included!), semi-psychotic Ginny, smugly smirking Harry, Quidditch kit Ron, snowball fights, breaking and entering, presents, stolen clothes, owl poop, broken platters and a truly spectacular hexing of Malfoy.

Two fourteen-year old wizards. One bottle of Firewhiskey. It was love at first sight.

Dum de DUM! You asked for it, and here it is, the sequel to Stuck in a Room With You and The Obsession with Duck-Duck-Goose! Snape's starting to get annoying (duh) and Sirius is starting to be more annoying! Needless to say, things get interesting!

The Founders in the Sorting Hat return to sort the most... marauding generation yet.

It\'s the evening of Harry Potter\'s wedding, and Ginny Weasley is...drinking. Alone. Well, at first. Who better to interupt her evening of misery than Draco Malfoy himself? Yet, things don\'t go exactly as Ginny expected them to. In fact, things don\'t go exactly as anyone expected them to.

Draco stumbles across two lovebirds in the bathroom and is in for quite a shock. (Harry/Draco slash)

Sequel to Nightswimming. Back at Hogwarts, Ron and Hermione have managed to keep their newfound relationship hidden from their family and friends. But when someone finds out about them, how long do they have before their secret is exposed?

Our favorite Dark Wizard (besides Voldie, of course!) has written a "How-to" book. Lots of demons, sacrificing, Exceedingly Difficult things, evil magical creatures, and most importantly, dark magic!

In which Arthur Weasley comes into contact with far more Muggles than is healthy, Harry hosts Ron's stag party with increasing mother-hen tendencies, and two unexpected guests turn up in Ibiza. Warning: drunkenness, slash and pink hoop earrings are all made mention of within. Read at your own risk.

I wrote this short Harry/Draco story as a birthday request. And since it's Draco's birthday, it's fitting...

Draco Malfoy is thoroughly, shamefully, and inescapably in hock. His only hope is Hermione Granger, CPA, and her surefire plan for the ultimate heist. The only problem? It's horrendously illegal. Supporting cast includes Gilderoy Lockhart, Birgit De Nijs, Eastern Siberian gnomes, some dancing Bolsheviks, and a few plastic gophers.

Is Hermione really the perfect little angel we've all made her out to be, or did she have some late night rendevouz like most teens? More fluffyness in this chapter! The Professors have an interesting chat in the lounge room, and we see more of the Potters.

Remus's first arranged date was a big mistake. James and Peter decide to choose the best girls for him. Unfortunately, there's Sirius Black who obviously doesn't want Remus to go with ANY of them. He starts to be overprotective of his friend. And Remus clearly doesn't mind that.

Poking fun at the menagerie of relationships in the Harry Potter fanfic world!

Harry finally turns 17 and has now been granted his inheritance.

My response to pok’s “Hermione Flavored Beans” challenge at portkey.org. Terms of the Challenge: Harry gets an accidental taste of Hermione’s lips and, during a Hogsmeade visit, buys a bag of Bertie Botts Every Flavor Beans. He pops one bean after another into his mouth until one flavor catches his attention—a bean that tastes like Hermione. He becomes obsessed with finding that bean/flavor again. Hermione is concerned and vows to find out why he’s acting that way and help Harry overcome his addiction.

'Lover's Got Your Lips' sequel. Sixteen years later, it's a Weasley family pre-Hogwarts reunion. Lover's Got Your Lips reappear, so Molly takes matters into her own hands and teaches the twins a lesson they'll never forget.

Harry chases Voldemort through the streets of his neighborhood. Will he ever catch him? It'll keep you at the edge of your seat till the end!

Professor Slughorn goes to a Black family Christmas party, observes the dynamics of pureblooded society, and gets very drunk. Sirius and Snape get into a fight, Narcissa and Lucius kiss for the first time, Bellatrix threatens Lucius, and Slughorn eavesdrops. Welcome to pre-War pure-blooded society.

A variant of an idea from Christmas of Surprises (AT, 10 chapters) in which Ron and Hermione do decide to tell his parents they\\\'re now lovers. This isn\\\'t part of that story\\\'s continuity though, it\\\'s just one way things could have happened. Ron/Hermione, obviously. Set eight months after the end of Christmas of Surprises just to confuse people.

When you go to school with the Marauders, there is never a quiet day. But, today, not a sound can be heard! Something must be up...

Fred and George come across something interesting while wandering the halls of Hogwarts...

JKR has so far told us nothing about Luna's years at Hogwarts before we meet her as a fourth-year student. Has she known the secret of the Half-Blood Prince all along? This story consists of six vignettes from Luna's life. Each takes place during the time-frame of one of the existing Harry Potter novels (well, the first takes place the summer after book one), and the last takes place during the summer before the book we are currently anxiously waiting for. Make your waiting a little easier by reading my story to see what Luna might know about the mysterious Half-Blood Prince.

In the sequel to The Grandfather Paradox, Ron and Hermione's son from the future adapts to life in his new home. Or tries to.

Tonks asks Remus for a favor, involving a dinner party and several pieces of silverware. Remus did say it himself: loads of people eating and himself just don\'t work out...

Gens gentis figularis. A Clan of a Potter.``Four Harry Potter-loving teens and their lives as they attend an Anti-Potter school. They are just regular kids, defending what they believe. But is it more than just make believe for some of them?

Ron and Hermione discuss the name of their second child -- Ron is not impressed with Hermione's first choice in boy names.

Lily Evans has now survived living in Gryffindor Tower alongside her best friend, Cassie Burbank, and the Marauders for four years now, certainly no mean feat. Considering that not only has Lily been made Prefect, but it's their OWL year, it looks as though this could be the most difficult yet. However, not even Lord Voldemort gathering followers in the background and the impending attempt to seize a powerful birthright could stop the usual chaos, family feuding, vindictive Slytherins to deal with, Quidditch, and of course, pranks... Slightly AU, as the general situation and relationships are pre-OotP, although it has been edited to take the fifth book into account.

A silly one-shot, as Remus tells the story of how Harry and Ginny got engaged at Harry's Bachelor Party.

Obviously the members of the Order of the Phoenix have run out of substantial, Order-like things to do. They've come up with an extremely silly plan to help two of their own realise what's right in front of their faces. Fluffy Remus/Tonks.

Harry's flight from Filch's wrath ends him up in a pitchblack broom closet with a young woman who's as clueless as he is. Oneshot.

Harry gets a little tipsy at the Valentine's dance, and makes a few fateful decisions...

This is a story about the next generation of trouble-makers at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry and Hermione are parents! How will they do? Find out!

The characters of Harry Potter discover fanfic, and some of them are less than receptive to some of the pairings. Others, however....

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and romance is in the air! Severus and Hermione find love thanks to a meddling Dumbledore, but everything they do seems oddly familiar… An SS/HG parody featuring Severus angst, a whiskey-drinking Hermione, a sarcastic narrator, neo-Death Eaters, potions, tea, books, transparent plot devices, Draco Malfoy in leather pants, talking familiars, amber ringlets, butt-hugging jeans, and a sextacular Pagan wedding.

Since the time they witnessed Harry proposing to Ginny in the Future, Gred and Forge decide to get the couple together. Do read my first two stories before you read this! (Or else the story won't really make sense!)

Harry has appeared in the Burrow one day as a perfect guy! Who will get Harry - Ginny, or the new-and-improved Hermione? What about Ron?

Harry gets drunk on Fenway Park beer. Draco gets in a fight with a Red Sox fan. Voldemort plays shortstop for the Yankees. Fun is had by all. (Crackfic!Warning: Contains Americanisms, beer, peanuts, Highly Improbable Coincidences, more beer, bumbling villains, and a blatant self-insert. Ships are Harry/Draco, and unresolved Jeter/A-Rod. Fic takes place on July 31st, 2001.)

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are determined to find out what their professors are doing in the staff room. When they find out...

The stories JK doesn't tell! Ever wondered how Tonks and Lupin got together? Well, here's the story of how the world's clumsiest witch and Hogwarts best ex-professor found each other.

"I feel a new wind blowing like I've never known, I'm breathing deeper than I've ever done...And it sure feels good, to finally feel the way I do...I wanna love somebody, love somebody like you..." H/Hr, R/OC, Post Hogwarts

An article in The Daily Prophet regarding the Tremendous Trio sparks another round of gossip at Hogwarts.

What would happen if Draco Malfoy and his fellow Slytherin students had to learn to use computers? What if Hermione was the only person who could help Draco get secret Ministry information? What if Draco really only wanted this information so that he could pass it on to the Death Eaters? All that and more, in Draco Malfoy and the Muggle Contraption.

The James and Lily era! Yeah, it's been done, but now you can see my little twist on the romance side of Hogwarts. *skips off to plan more evil*

Hermione becomes Snape's confidante as he suffers a mental breakdown; much hilarity ensues.

Ron Weasley has a secret. A secret that no one outside the nine Weasley's know. But when he finally breaks down and tells Hermione and Harry the horrible thing that happened in his past, he learns that sharing can be good, especially when you have such good friends to share it with.

Severus has become allergic to porcupine quills -as a result, no potion can cure our Sick 'n Surly!Snape from a hellish flu... Will the hospital wing (and the whole of Hogwarts) survive?

A little blackmail goes a long way, or so the writer of an expose believes. But Harry has friends he doesn't expect. Written for Isis. ````A light-hearted follow-up to A Moment of Sin. Related to Primer to the Dark Arts, Hagrid's Hut, Your Friendly Neighboorhood Death Eater and the other stories in the Primer to the Dark Arts universe.

A Neville/Pansy romance. Companion piece to "That Which Does Not Kill Me." "When you put your arms around me/Baby, there ain't nothin' in this world that I can't do," Keith Urban. An unlikely sort of romance.

Severus Snape gets a surprise when he opens his naughty magazine.

Ron slips up with a dirty word in front of his nieces, and Hermione declares an unsettling ultimatum until he improves his language. ONESHOT. RonHermione. HarryGinny. PostVoldemort.

Honestly! Who is in charge of Occupational Health & Safety at the Ministry? Brains in tanks and unmarked dimensional portals! In this little trial transcript, Sirius' estate gets litigious, Fudge talks facial hair, Lucius struggles with life in the clink, and Albus Dumbledore has only one buttock. Naturally.

In which Sirius is flabbergasted, Remus is kerflummoxed, Peter is squiring a lady, and James has Important News.

When Ron's curiosity gets the best of him and he "borrows" Lavender's ``magazines, he and his roommates spend a rather interesting evening learning more ``than they ever wanted to know about girls- and themselves.

Sequel to "The Slytherin Scarf." So, it's official, Hermione and Blaise are a couple, but what are everyone's reactions, and what happens when Blaise can't go home for Christmas. Hr/Male!Blaise

Following the events of "Slightly Off-Kilter" and set roughly during the later part of Harry's fifth year and early sixth year, Gayle and Severus try to reinfiltrate the Death Eaters to find out what's up. Well, Gayle does anyway... Severus is a less than enthusiastic party to the fiasco. The "return" of Gayle's insanity adds chaos to the mix and no one is more surprised than Severus when her nuttiness may just pay off. Gayle, of course, had faith in the powers of insanity...

It's almost Christmas, times are tough, and Ron has little money to spend on a present for his wife and sweetie (Hermione, of course.) Enter an unlikely trio to help him out. This story contains characters and settings belonging to Jo Rowling. The plot based on O Henry's "Gift of the Magi". It was originally written pre-DH, and has been updated to gibe with events (deaths, especially) that took place in that book.

Severitus Challenge AU with female Harry. Severus discovers he is related to the "Girl Who Lived." How will this reflect their relationship?

The Marauders are bemoaning their unlucky romance lives when a gorgeous American transfer comes in. What will happen?

Sequel to that heartwarming classic, 'Harry Potter and the Year of Living Stupidly'. Voldemort has been defeated, so what's the Boy-Who-Lived to do? Can he continue to be the most special person in the wizarding world without his arch-nemesis to contend with? You can bet he'll try! And Harry's not the only one having bad ideas this year! This is the story to read if you want to see just how crazy life at Hogwarts can get!

Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more, her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused!Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos, that is what. Hogwarts had better watch out as Hermione starts to leave her path of destruction.

It's Uric "the Oddball" Beaufolle's sixth-year, but instead of spending it at Hogwarts during the late 1600's, Uric has become lost in time. Special guest appearances by well, any character you can think of, and then some.

The trio return to the Gryffindor common room to find things looking slightly different.

While JK Rowling is taking her sweet time publishing the Order of the Phoenix, we decided to take the story into our own hands. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. Just for fun, imagine this is an audio book. Or not - it's really up to you.