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Mother Knows Best by Aureola
09/05/2004

Set immediately after OotP, and the gang is back at Headquarters! One morning, when Mrs. Weasley isn't feeling very well, she pulls her son aside and gives him some strong advice about his best friend, who has always been just a bit more than that. Hermione also gets one of these eye-opening conversations. Our favorite pairing sees each other in a completely new light. What will they do with this new-found knowledge, especially when ushered into an awkward and too-close-for-comfort situation? Come and find out in this comedic romance, where the hilarity and adorableness of R/Hr is at its best.

Words: 5,921
Chapters: 1
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After writing the first six chapters of A Change of Plans, P. D. Yerf decided she wanted to write an MST. Yeah, scary, I know. So, anyway, here it is, in all its random, pointless, and completely out of character glory! Includes cameos from Riley Snave (co-author of A Change of Plans) and the Male Voice from the Ron Pompeil infomercials (it slices! it dices!)! Enjoy!

Words: 14,981
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,534

Ginny's found a new friend in Harry, and, naturally, she wants him to be happy. So she does what any sensible girl would do--devise a half-baked plan to set him up with Luna Lovegood. Er, right. But what happens when her matchmaking schemes fall short of her expectations and her plan blows up in her face?

Words: 9,521
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,532
Commentarius by B.C Daily
11/17/2006

Lily Evans has always considered herself to be a rather ordinary girl. But as she enters her seventh year, things in her life start to change and Lily begins to fear that she is going a bit mad. Suddenly she finds herself Head Girl, with her mates acting strangely, and a new and improved James Potter that she can’t seem to get rid of. Based on the writing style of Meg Cabot’s “The Princess Diaries” series.

Words: 57,136
Chapters: 7
Hits: 2,531

Ever wondered what it would be like to go to Hogwarts during Harry Potter's time and not have any contact with him? Or not even care that you did? This, I guarantee, is not a Mary Sue, self-insertion piece of crap story. This is a tale of Hogwarts told from the most unlikely source...a Hufflepuff, by the name of Prank McKite.

Words: 19,777
Chapters: 6
Hits: 2,530
Chatting by meeker
02/24/2003

A short collection of tales following the romantic misadventures of Ron, Hermione, and their relationship 'mentors,' Fred and Angelina. A semi- humorous outlook on the Ron and Hermione relationship.

Words: 5,120
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,524

Ron has a brilliant beyond brillant idea! Will he be the only Weasley to shine in his entire family? Will he join the popular Slytherins?

Words: 2,486
Chapters: 1
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Two 15 year old American girls step on a train...and the train changes. To the Hogwarts Express. They change too, finding they are now eleven. Eleven. When they collide with Howarts, well, Hogwarts will never be the same.

Words: 14,602
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,519

Join the gang in their Seventh Year in a collection of episodes taken at various points of the year, filled with Teen comedy and starring Hopeless!Neville, Loose!Harry, FallDownDrunk!Ron, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Slash!Terry Boot, DirtyOldMan!Dumbledore, Dancing!Malcolm Baddock and Sexaholic!Voldermort. The collection of Episodes is inspired by the movies American Pie 1 and 2, as well as hopeless bouts of insomnia. Each time I cannot sleep, I shall add another one… unless people beg me to stop. Rated R due to language, adult content and because no one would read a Teen Comedy rated PG-13, let’s be honest. Enjoy!

Words: 21,651
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,518

Harry and everyone go on the Newlywed game. What will happen? Who will win? Who will be the couples and why will Ron be sleeping on the couch tonight?

Words: 2,499
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,517

Harry, Ron and Hermione stumble across a what-if-vision. What do they want to see? What will they get to see?

Words: 4,219
Chapters: 6
Hits: 2,512
She WILL be Mine... by kyc639
05/06/2004

When Hermione has a date, Harry realizes his feelings for her. But rather than just tell her, Harry devises a brilliant and complicated plan to get her to notice him...

Words: 8,136
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,512
Lover Boys by Riventhorn
03/28/2007

After the war, Harry needs to relax and have a little fun. And who better for him to have fun with than Draco? No plot to speak of and very fluffy!

Words: 1,320
Chapters: 1
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Ron and Ginny get into a fight, and some rather odd stuff begins to happen.

Words: 346
Chapters: 1
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Solemnly Swear by Sarah Lily
08/08/2003

Sirius Black had never seen a head of hair quite as unique as James Potter’s. It vaguely reminded him of the time when he’d accidentally run his mother’s cat, Sooty, through the tumble-dryer when he was seven. Black on blue-black, refusing to lie flat, as if clumps were attached to the strings of invisible balloons floating above the other boy’s head. Sirius wondered if he’d purposely styled it like that, or if James Potter had been in a freak potions explosion earlier that day. Either way, it was intriguing.

Words: 3,532
Chapters: 4
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At the beginning of yet another school year, head of house Severus Snape welcomes both new and not-so-new Slytherin students back with a few kindly words of wise, helpful and reassuring advice. Well, he welcomes them back, anyway.

Words: 811
Chapters: 1
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The war is over and the last of the Death Eaters have been rounded up and sent to Azkaban. Moved by the spirit of celebration and blissful in their own new-found contentment, Hermione Granger’s friends begin to wonder if the never-ending battle of wits between she and Severus Snape isn't a hint of something more. When they decide to test their theory with a little matchmaking scheme, their meddling puts Snape in a position to save Hermione from a debilitating evil. But how far is he willing to go to help her?

Words: 5,247
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,496
Faking It by SiriusCompLEX
01/13/2006

Why that whole theory about James doing a Switching Curse with Remus would, most likely, blow up in his face.

Words: 1,145
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,496
Black Roses by xMissMalfoyx
12/08/2005

She's been with the Marauders (composed of her brother-in-law's cousin, her best friend, her sexy mate, and The-One-Whom-She-Gives-Not-A-Sack-Of-Dragon-Dung-About) ever since her first yeat at Hogwarts, and has gone through it all with them. But now Elizabeth Cartier finds herself thinking unholy thoughts about one of them, and realizes that she can't stop herself from falling for him -- not that she's really trying to.

Words: 15,207
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,495

It's Luna's birthday, and Harry decides to treat her to a little slice of the Muggle world...

Words: 1,697
Chapters: 1
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In a world where Sirius was not framed and never went to Azkaban, two-year old Harry is in the care of his godfather. Sharing a house with Remus, all is blissful domesticity... until the day Sirius decides to put some shelves up. The Muggle Way. Will their happy home be destroyed in a cloud of brick dust and woodshavings? Will Sirius emerge with all his limbs still attached? And most importantly…will Harry ever get to Toys 'R' Us for his new paddling pool?

Words: 4,855
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,492

Rowling has said that book 2 was the most difficult to write especially the ending, in a early attempt she may have written something like this before she quickly threw it into the trash can.

Words: 1,229
Chapters: 1
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The Founders in the Sorting Hat return once again, to sort out Voldemort in his many incarnations.

Words: 2,041
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,490
A Late Night by AndyFeltRad
01/02/2006

Harry/Draco established slash pairing. A look into the every day life of our two lovely boys. Draco needs comfort and Harry is there to give it to him.

Words: 2,220
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,490
I, Malfoy by That Which I Am
11/02/2006

I, Malfoy, hottest person in the school. I could have any girl (and most of the boys-even the straight ones) in the school. I, Malfoy, cleverest person in the school. I could beat Herm…Granger in any test. I, Malfoy, Quidditch player extraordinaire. I could have beaten Potter or Gin-the Weasley girl to the Snitch any time.

Words: 1,391
Chapters: 2
Hits: 2,489

Spontaneous Death Reversal was completely unheard of, at least until this cloudy day in mid-2004 when an eight-year-dead Sirius Black begins banging on the long-ago locked door of the old Department of Mysteries.

Words: 2,435
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,489

Beware--it's Harry Potter, TV soap opera-style! Dashingly handsome Draco Malfoy and fiery Ginny Weasley are engaged to each other. But when Lucius doesn't agree, to what extremes will he go to separate them? Featuring ginormous complications with Cho Chang and pointless drama! Prepare yourself for sobbing!Harry with a dash of Caplocksbold!Harry, angry!Ron, Caplocks!Ron, laughing!Ron, nagging!Hermione, wailing!Narcissa Malfoy, strange!Voldemort, diabolical!Lucius Malfoy, and verypsychotic!Lucius Malfoy! Oh, yeah, you might want to watch out for those arguments between old Lucy-Poo and me. Will Draco and Ginny live happily ever after or will Lucius ruin it all?!

Words: 16,787
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,484

Stuck at the Grangers' London flat on a hot August afternoon, Ron and Harry have three hours on their hands. And a pumpkin.

Words: 1,757
Chapters: 1
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Severus Snape and Remus Lupin are married and off on a whirlwind honeymoon. Some wedding guests remain to finish the leftover wine and wonder…

Words: 4,658
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,483
Life Is Cruel by Emma S.
04/17/2004

Oh, life is cruel for one Ginny Weasley. Harry Potter has stolen her heart and refuses to give it back. Not that Ginny has a problem with him having it. It's only that she doesn't have his heart as well. Cho Chang always seems to be at the end of his line of sight, and Ginny's had enough. It's time for a plan of action; revenge on the girl who stole her man's heart. Slightly AU - it's fifth year, but not OoTP style.

Words: 39,014
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,483

Harry and friends are in seventh year, and are finding it difficult to deal with Hermione's sudden death. Harry is lost and tormented, Ginny goes punk-rock, Ron gets all effeminate and Neville looks dashing all the time. Cho Chang makes a mysterious reappearence (the silly bint!) and Professor Metikulus seduces the masses. Oh, a little sex (well, right from the word go actually), and all about the Suffragettes Against Malfoy's Masculinity movement.

Words: 14,193
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,482

Harry takes a seemingly useful field trip to the 1940s, but within hours of arriving is distracted by something he did not expect. Tom Riddle has his eye on a sixteen-year-old Minerva McGonagall and she's not doing a lot to stop his advances. How can Harry stop the impending disaster without completely messing up history? He can't ...

Words: 5,047
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,481
Family Ties by Miss Kitty
03/06/2003

Harry, Kalli, Willow, Draco, Ron and Hermione are all grown up ``with children of their own. Now it is time for their children to be unleashed ``on Hogwarts, with a little help. Will they be able to defend the Marauder's name, ``and live to tell about it?

Words: 26,145
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,475

It's not easy to confess your feelings, sometimes you have to try it again and again...

Words: 1,165
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,472
Top Hat by dracoginny02
03/04/2004

Based on the movie 'Top Hat,' this ``fic includes: Dancing!Draco, Prissy!Harry, Confused!Ginny, Helpful!Hermione, and most original, Jealous!Ron. Romance, identity mishaps, and swordfighting await all who read!

Words: 3,232
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,471

An accident in potions almost means the end for Hermione. What happens when Moaning Myrtle takes advantage of Hermione’s out of body experience? Will Myrtle finally get her chance with Harry? Will Hermione ever get her body back? Or will everyone think she’s lost her mind, including her best friends?

Words: 7,179
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,468

Hermione is REALLY tired of fangirls asking how to take care of the captured Ron, so she has made a handy guide to get you through all the basics of making Ron happy.

Words: 638
Chapters: 1
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"It's just pent up sexual tension," Ginny stated matter-of-factly. As soon as she said those words, Harry forgot for a moment where he was and said (quite loudly, too), "Sexual WHAT?!"````Ron and Hermione are at it again. This time Harry and Ginny (as well as all Gryffindor Tower) are fed up. Will they people able to knock some sense into Ron and Hermione's sexual tension drives everyone crazy? R/Hr with slight hinting towards H/G.

Words: 517
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,468
Green with Envy by Layla
12/04/2002

Ginny wants Harry to notice her and it seems whatever she might try to do he will not even glance at her because his eyes are glued on to Cho! Ginny will do anything and mean anything! I think Draco might have something to do with this fiasco!

Words: 3,330
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,467
The Plan by a_is_for_amy
03/11/2004

Could the boys be any more clueless? Hermione and Ginny take matters into their own hands when the opportunity to spend a day with Harry and Ron in London arises.

Words: 7,317
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,465

It's years after the Dark Lord was defeated. The wizarding world is at peace again, but a new evil seems to be lurking at Hogwarts. Student after student files in at the Hospital Wing, and Madam Pomfrey, unable to stem the epidemic, consults Professor Dumbledore. He turns for help to one of his most trusted employee. Will he agree? Will he succeed? And by the way, what's hydrochloric acid?

Words: 6,039
Chapters: 6
Hits: 2,461
Chaos by Lark North287
04/16/2004

Draco and Ginny decide to show Hogwarts and the wizarding world how to really kick off a war. This is not a story about switching sides or right and wrong. This is a story that shows what happens when people get tired of seeing black and white and decide to go for grey.

Words: 23,960
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,460

Hermione\'s complete and humorous 4th year diary. Seen through the eyes of a girl who believes herself in love with her two best friends, but may find love in someone she never thought she could. This fic was written under the influence of Knocked Out By My Nunga-Nungas, the third book about Georgia Nicolson. Beware the humor.

Words: 1,526
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,455

What happens when you mix the marauders, Lily and a movie theatre? This chapter: Food and lots of it.

Words: 8,378
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,455
Bed Games by Mimiheart
07/16/2003

Hermione listens in on Ron and Harry doing some... experimenting.

Words: 550
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,443

Hermione sees something she doesn’t want to see, Ron learns something he rather not learn, and Ron and Hermione tell some secrets. Pure fluff, no plot at all!

Words: 2,567
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,442
Butterbeer Ramblings by nacey
12/14/2002

It’s Quidditch Saturday, and Harry, Ron and Hermione are receiving a visit from Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia, all graduated and bearing alcohol gifts. Much fun and baring of souls ensues.

Words: 11,343
Chapters: 1
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Before you lies a quest, a quest of all quests, perhaps``the quest for the Holy Grail! (oops, wrong story) anyways, you do have``a quest, as the readers. An interesting quest of many consequences,``good and bad. A story in which you, the reader, pick what happens next!``So drive on, fair ladies and gents, and choose well!

Words: 10,288
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,439

Draco promises to bring Harry chocolates, unaware of the problems that could arise.

Words: 1,551
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,436
The Talk by Andrew Rhodes
02/10/2005

What happens when Harry and Ron have a talk about one particular girl? Features Harry nervous in a bath towel, Ginny appraising, Hermione smoldering and Ron understanding! Throw in some muggle humour and you'll see what the end of Harry's summer should be all about.

Words: 2,411
Chapters: 1
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We offer Virgin!Sirius, Homophobic!Draco, Married!Snape, Straight!Remus, Sockporn!Dumbledore, Non-sexless!Blaise, Traumatized!Poppy, and other rare things.````Part 1: We meet Sirius, a relative, a certain hippogriff and eh... what? A Hogwarts that isn't over-run by gay students?

Words: 3,509
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,434

When the Hogsmeade Apothecary runs low on potion ingredients, Peter Pettigrew gets his comeuppance and Snape gets the shock of his life. Read if you hate Wormtail!

Words: 383
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,431

Ron finds himself in love with Blaise after working on a project with her. He needs to say something, but can he find the courage?

Words: 1,598
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,426

James is a bad boy. James stares at Lily. James doesn't pay attention is Transiguration. James turns best friends into aardvarks. Bad boy, James, bad boy...

Words: 3,633
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,425
Smoke Two Joints by Peeler
07/04/2002

Neville discovers some interesting plants while doing an extra-credit Herbology project. With assistance from Rasta!Dean, he turns Hogwarts into a land of free love and inexpensive pot. But what happens when the Ministry declares weed illegal? And what does The Jammin' Lord V. think of all this?

Words: 2,250
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,422
Owl Post by PhoenixDancer
08/31/2006

It's Hermione's seventh year at Hogwarts and love is in the air. New crushes develop, Valentine carnations are given, ink bottles are thrown, notebooks are written in, new friendships are made, and through it all, Hermione and Draco stay in contact through one very overused owl.

Words: 6,053
Chapters: 2
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Harry never knew much about his parents or their lives at Hogwarts. Only what Sirius, Remus or Dumbledore had ever told him. So when he finds the letters in an empty desk in Remus's attic, you can see his joy. Harry would finally be able to meet his parents, Lily and James Potter. Remus promised him, he'd tell Harry about them. All of them. All about their lives. This is his story. This is their story. Meet his parents.

Words: 5,335
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,421
It's A Shame by Daisy Miller
05/12/2007

It is a truth universally acknowledged that . . . Draco Malfoy will always be a git.

Words: 3,010
Chapters: 2
Hits: 2,419

This is a parody of the more outrageous hurt/comfort Harry/Severus slash fics.

Words: 1,465
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,419
Cupidity by fenriswolf
05/21/2004

Harry is the most powerful wizard in the world. He's also in a really, REALLY bad mood. What happens when some unlikely allies decide to help Harry cheer up by interfering with his love life?

Words: 31,573
Chapters: 7
Hits: 2,419

The sequel to Stuck in a Room with You! Sirius gets a wee bit out of hand with his obsession, and Lily gets a wee bit out of hand with Peter... and someone else gets stuck in the room!

Words: 985
Chapters: 1
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How can you write convincingly about love when it’s currently dragging you through the wringer? Hit by the double whammy of a crushing deadline and the shock of his girlfriend's infidelity, novelist Oliver Wood churns out his latest bestseller in Tuscany and the unexpected company of sexy French housekeeper Gabrielle Delacour. Meanwhile newlyweds Harry and Hermione Granger are off on their honeymoon, leaving Ron Weasley to wonder exactly where he stands. Remus Lupin is faced with the task of bringing up an potty-mouthed and female-crazed teenaged son, while ex-girlfriend Tonks is about to be introduced to a new co-star. These and various other couples are forced to test their definitions of a four letter word in this crossover.

Words: 13,115
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,411
The Mattress by Essayel
11/24/2003

As another day dawns, Sirius Black confides to Remus his suspicions that they and the rest of the inmates of the Fan Fiction Factory are merely cogs in the wheels of some great and sinister conspiracy. "If we are imaginary," he suggests, "then surely our imaginations are as valid as anyone else's." Remus thinks he has a point. Severus thinks he's talking through his hat. Tarzan wants another banana. Join them in the Fanficfactory for another day of saving the world as we know it.

Words: 13,882
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,409
Dark Magic by ce-matin-la
04/10/2006

Harry & Draco are late for potions! What have they been doing to be so late? [Slash] [Ooh, la, la, indeed...]

Words: 568
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,404

All she wanted to do was prepare a nice meal for the man she loves. Sometimes the best of intentions can lead to the worst of disasters. A semi-fluffy Tonks/Lupin comedy.

Words: 1,451
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,402
Sadistic Choice by Lboogieg
12/27/2003

Hermione is given a choice...a very hard one at that. Will she choose Harry, the boy she's been in love with for a year? Or will she select Draco, the sexy blond Slytherin who's suddenly stolen a little piece of her heart?

Words: 3,857
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,401
The Muggle Cinnamon by Mizaya
07/02/2005

A year-long argument about Muggle movies ends in Hermione taking Ron to see one, much to his dismay. Throw in one meddling mother, some strange concepts about Muggles, and a healthy dose of adolescent awkwardness, and what results is a very memorable day for Ron! R/Hr, 3-chapter story.

Words: 15,145
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,400

A Harry/Draco SLASH humour fic from the ANALogy+TOPology Potterverse. Under the influence of hallucinogenic substances, Harry and Draco match magical skills with unexpected and somewhat bizzare outcome. Written by an incorrigible slasher *vbeg*, this story explores the unorthodox and oft twisted relationship between Harry and Draco.

Words: 7,766
Chapters: 1
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Poor, misunderstood Voldemort. Who knew that Bellatrix freaked him out, too? Who knew that he had a sense of humor? Who knew that he was a tenor? Finally, the true life story of the Dark Lord... with music!

Words: 21,807
Chapters: 12
Hits: 2,394

Ginny must deal with a Harry Potter who may, or may not, have seen the light. Sequel to "Men Love With Their Eyes."

Words: 7,516
Chapters: 6
Hits: 2,393
I Am A Slug by Morgana Malfoy
10/17/2002

I can't imagine WHY you want to read my diary. It's nothing very... ah. You want to mock and ridicule me because I have fallen in love. Well, go ahead. If you want to receive full evidence of my insanity, then this is the document for you. Do I care? Not really. You can get it all, straight from the horse's mouth. If you want to be really nosy, go ahead.``~Draco Malfoy~``(Warning, contains philosophy)

Words: 3,068
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,391
Taking That Walk by nacey
01/19/2003

Harry and Hermione go for that walk, and Hermione thinks back on what started the whole thing off.

Words: 4,335
Chapters: 1
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Mrs. Thomas bit her bottom lip and took a deep breath. "I mean ... no. I'm sorry Dean. You can not have the letter." "Why not?" His ``mother gave him a hard look. "You can not have the letter because it is ``fastened to the talons of an owl." Her son lifted an eyebrow. "Oh," he ``said thoughtfully, "that's a good reason."````Ever wonder how Muggle borns and their families began to believe in ``magic? Most people would just throw their Hogwarts letters in the trash. ``When Dumbledore sends his professors to the homes of Muggle students ... well ... How would you react?

Words: 9,942
Chapters: 2
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Harry stopped believing in good and evil the week his parents, Sirius and Regulus all came back from the dead.

Words: 1,470
Chapters: 1
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What happened the night of the Yule Ball in book 4? In this comic love story, Fred and George invade Ron's dreams and force him to look at all the evidence from books 2, 3 and 4 that spell out his real feelings for Hermione.

Words: 2,245
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,372
Kidnapped by rainfromheaven
03/09/2008

The Potters' first wedding anniversary is fast approaching, and despite the dark times, Lily wants to make this day special. James, however, does not only seem too busy to remember ... he seems to be cold enough to allow their marriage to fall apart! Lily vows to spark the flame once more and comes up with the ultimate plan to surprise him... Only to end up getting surprised herself.

Words: 11,838
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,372

When a prank messes up Ron's life in their sixth year,``Harry and Hermione join forces to get revenge. Can they keep their``minds on the task at hand, or will unsaid things get in the way? ("R"``rating put on overall fic for language and sexual situations.)

Words: 2,838
Chapters: 3
Hits: 2,371

This is the slightly more serious prequel to "The Thinking Cap", co-written with Persephone_Kore and Alan Sauer. The Founders in the Sorting Hat take it upon themselves to sort out the argument between Godric and Salazar that split the school.

Words: 10,809
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,370
Mirror, Mirror by Emma Grant
02/15/2006

Mirror, mirror on the wall, Draco's dressing for the Ball!

Words: 824
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,370
Chapter Something by Abchar
07/06/2004

A selection of the most random, the most brutal, the most unserious and the most utterly confusing alternate endings in fanfiction history (and possibly the most swearing you've ever seen during narration). All for your enjoyment!

Words: 5,353
Chapters: 8
Hits: 2,367

A fluffy, sappy collection of short H/D stuff. Includes “Tyler Luke Malfoy Potter,” in which Harry wants a son and Draco does a crossword; “Ode du Draco,” in which Draco finds himself seductive; and more. Chock-full of sap and sexual innuendos. Proceed with extreme caution.

Words: 6,823
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,367
His Girl by Persephone33
10/25/2006

Voldemort is defeated and Harry and Draco have become reluctant friends. 'His Girl' features a lovesick Harry, a calm and collected Ron, a Hermione that drools over anything male and Slytherin, and a very sexually frustrated Ginny Weasley. If you throw in an after Quidditch party, an illicit love potion, and a couple of threesomes, you have a Hogwarts like you've never seen before! Book six is disregarded.

Words: 10,618
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,366

Severus Snape joins Rodolphus Lestrange and a group of young Slytherins for a post-Hogwarts Carnaval celebration in Quebec. Snape learns some Lenten lessons in love, friendship, and Canadian tradition in this bizarre light-romantic comedy.

Words: 6,090
Chapters: 5
Hits: 2,363
American Wizard by Jyke
07/18/2004

Ever wonder what was happening in the states during Potter's time? A tale of a budding American wizard.

Words: 9,773
Chapters: 4
Hits: 2,360

Ah, the joys of motherhood. Lily Potter is in her eighth month of pregnancy and is experiencing some very odd cravings. Dig in with Remus and Peter as they seek to placate the rumblings in her belly.

Words: 3,894
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,358

It is Harry Potter's graduation party and one of the most raucous events that Hogwarts has ever seen. What adds to the chaos is a 'harmless' game of Truth or Dare, where secrets are revealed and very strange (to say the least), dares are given. From this, Harry not only earns the title of the Boy-Who-Lived, but of the Next Marauder.

Words: 4,434
Chapters: 1
Hits: 2,355

Draco Malfoy's parents decide to arrange a marriage... with Pansy Parkinson! Many failed Cunning Plans ensue, involving Potions class, snogging, and several more engagements. No specific pairing, other than some hinted-at D/Hr.

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Tom Potter has an insane life. His mum's a bit 'round the bend, and has been ever since her first-born, Harry, was killed. As if that isn't enough, Tom and Euan Abercrombie, his best mate, are the nemeses of our perfect Head Girl, Hermione Granger. When Tom is thrown into an alternate universe where his brother is still alive, well, let's just say that his life just became a lot crazier.

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A sequel to The Permission Slip (Ridd). Ron Weasley looks at the permission slip he\\\'s got, and thinks about why he\\\'d need it. Fred and George \\\'help\\\' him decide.

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Bottoms Up by TheTreacleTart
05/16/2004

It's the morning after and Snape and Lupin find they share an odd inclination. Slash, SS/RL.

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I'm So Sorry! by Tonkiness
08/10/2003

Tonks woke up before everyone else one morning at Twelve Grimmauld Place. She didn't always stay there, so when she did she always tried to do something to help.``So, she made breakfast. Or attemps to. Who would have thought that such a simple task would almost get her killed? It's just lucky there's someone there to save her... Tonks/Lupin.

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Hermione has been acting a little weird lately... Running around school, shagging ALL the Quidditch players! But what happens when she gets a...disease? How does Malfoy factor in to all of this? What's a boy (who lived) to do?

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What happens when an obsessive, Potterholic fanfiction writer and her friends get transported to the Potterverse? A lot of tripping, people falling off of their seats, mad conversations with the author, omnipotent Dumbledore, and a misunderstood Malfoy. Let the pure insanity begin!

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