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Harry's wand is eleven inches, nice and supple, and so is that bit of timber he carries around with him. Warning: lewd behavior dead ahead.

Ron and Hermione argue. Harry and Ginny snog. The Room of Requirement is put to good use and Snape and Filch are on the prowl. Yep, it's another Harry Potter fluff fic.````Chapter 1 of 4: Ron's Tale, or why in the name of Merlin is Hermione Granger always right about every single thing in the entire world ever?

*SLASH* A movement is the activities of a group of people to achieve a specific goal. Our goal: to shine a beam of fluff in the shadows of angst of the Harry/Draco 'ship. Cliché? I think not. ^~

Hermione has no problem keeping her fantasies separate from reality; it's everyone else who's busy blurring her lines.``(Set in the same realm as Archenemy.)

Nobody knows why they all love Mary Sue. They just do. Includes a SoundofMusicsinging!Snape, childlike!Dumbledore, and as always perfectineverywayexceptherbrain!Mary Sue.

This story opens with the final battle between Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, but this is no ordinary fic. Read on to find out more...

Here it is! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire consensed to five lines per chapter!!!

Pre-HBP. Hogwarts, 7th Year. Tired of seeing his two best friends dance around one another, Ron gives Harry seven days to fess up to his attraction to Hermione before Ron outs him in a very public manner. Will Harry make the deadline?

What happens when Draco, Harry, and Ron appear on a Dating Game? Do you really want to know? Do they want to know? Chaos once again ensues between the three, along with one other....

Things start to get a little crazy when the Weasleys get a new swimming pool and are left with it for seven hours... with Fred and George in charge!

One day, Ron Weasley woke up and looked at Harry Potter sleeping in the bed next to him. And Ron thought, "God, I want to shag him." And then he thought, "Great. What do I do now?"

This is the sequel to 'Kissing Potions'. Rumours are flying! And Professor Snape isn't happy at all... or sober...

This is Grimm's Fairy Tales in a whole new light! This is a new HP version of Snow White, featuring Draco Malfoy! Hermione Granger! The Weasley siblings! And much more! Read on...

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets condensed to five lines per chapter (yes, I've counted). The second in the Five Line Series.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's Stone for you Americans out there) Stone in five lines or less!!!

It's her sixth year, and Hermione recieves another Time-Turner from Dumbledore. But it accidently destroys the life she's been working so hard for. She's sent back to the time when the Marauders roamed the earth and with no memory of her past and their future. So how will she make the best of a bad situation?

Insanity ensues when, in her seventh year, Hermione accepts a challenge! Armed with friends, a new found deviousness, and a list of 99 ways to piss snape off, Hermione must make the most of her seventh year. HG/SS, but not romantically...yet

(Sequel to "Quelle Chance!") Snape, Draco, Pansy, and the rest of the Death Eater entourage go on...vacation. Mistakes are made, wild cards are dealt, and that gods-bedamned cat is still around. Sla****y slash slash.

Follow the lives of Angelina Johnson and Fred Weasley as they go through life with friendships, love interests, school work, and of course, Quidditch.

Dumbledore might have told Harry and Draco they needed fresh air but he hadn't meant like that.

Hermione Granger is underpaid, not that unappreciated and, unfortunately, single. Blaise Zabini is suitably tall, dark and handsome and works as an Unspeakable. A Male!Blaise Zabini/Hermione Granger romance with an enthusiastic supporting cast. Eight-legged fluffy rabbits, eunuchs, purple hair...what more could you want?

The year is 915 AD, and the Founders are young, restless and way too rich for their own good. What with all the hormones [and knickers] flying, they haven’t exactly had much time to think about that school they’ve been planning to build…as if that’s not enough, Draco Malfoy is in 10th Century England as well, and his arrival is seriously messing up the timeline. Will Draco get home…and more importantly; will he get home in one piece? And even more importantly, will Hogwarts ever get founded? Don’t let them tell you the Gods don’t have a sense of humour.

Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, Pin-the-Beak-on-the-Hippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind, or is somebody crazy like a fox? (Almost a Riddikulus fic. But not quite.)

While sitting by the fireplace one late July evening, Ginny hatches The Plan.

Harry's Christmas isn't shaping up the way he'd imagined it would. (Harry/Draco)

It\'s the sixth year at Hogwarts and He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named has used That-Which-Will-Not-Be-Named... for reasons that are better left unspoken! Join Harry and Draco as they valiantly try to save the day, and just end up digging themselves in deeper. Trophies, bratwurst, and mud, oh my!

Harry and Ron host a show for VH1, and they're about to discover just who's dating whom in the world of fan fictions. Even if it's against their will.

Ginny and Harry have been married for a while, they have two kids, and they're bored. Your average Harginia, eh? But THEN Ginny finds a couple of nude pictures of a woman near Harry's briefcase. Hmmm...

Sirius and Hermione are snowed in. Caught in the middle of a blizzard with a low self-esteemed Hermione, what can Sirius do other than cheer her up...in his own wild way.

The magical world needs more than magic. They need KARAOKE! Teachers are judges, the world is the audience and Draco hates Snape's hair!

Have you ever seen that completely silly and hilarious show hosted by Drew Carrey? If you have then you can imagine what craziness and complete silliness ensues when the HP crew get's involved. With Remus as host, and Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape as the panel, what would happen? Read to find out.

Inspired by her favorite Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode, Hermione searches for a spell to make life a bit easier... and musical. But when she finds it, will her feels about a certain Potions Master lead to her doom?

A tangled tale of insiders and outsiders, peculiar customs of the Wizarding World, and proof that sometimes the subtlety of magic really isn't as good a solution as a hammer. Chapter 1: In which arrangements are made for Harry to save Hogwarts. Again.

Gryffindor vs Slytherin. This is how it was, is, and always will be. It is not all about Harry and Draco, however. Fred, George, Percy, Alicia and Oliver have had their Slytherin problems - specifically Flint, Pucey, Higgs, Bletchley and Draco's elder sister Abigail. So why is it they cannot seem to get away from each other? Set during CoS. (Flint/OC)

Harry really ought to learn to knock, since Remus can't learn to restrain himself.

A one shot fic, full of fun and foolishness. Three years after graduation from Hogwarts, Harry and Ron are living the lives of carefree bachelors. Voldemort has been defeated, and the wizarding world, somewhat diminished, is beginning to adjust to life without the shadow of He Who Must Not Be Named. Will old friendships take on new meaning? Which ones? If you like fluff, this is for you.

Hermione joins an unusual club....

At age sixteen, James and Sirius are left alone in James' house for seventy-two hours. The horror. The chaos. The bloodshed. The spells gone wrong. The amazing amount of bunny ears. Also featuring Lupin As A Dining Room Chair and a Very Very Very Very Drunk Sirius making snow angels. (WHEEE!!!)

Dumbledore has decided to play matchmaker. So, when Hogwarts is down for repairs, he forces Severus and Lupin to stay in the same small cottage. With only one bedroom. With only one bed. Of course, Severus isn't too happy about this -- especially when Lupin has some really annoying habits, and no tolerance at all for Severus's perfectly normal everyday customs... And, of course, Severus' family decides to get involved, as if the situation wasn't bad enough even otherwise. Eventual SLASH.

The day of Voldemort has passed, but when his children enter the world, it's up to Harry and Hermione's oldest daughter, along with a crazy cast of friends, to save the day during a year when sorrow is not lost, and a great tragedy lurks.

Christmas shopping is always a hassle. Christmas shopping with your two closest friends for a present for your wife, on your first Christmas together? Oh that’s always worse.``James was always intelligent when it came to spells, enchantments and hexes. Not so much in the Why These Blokes Are My Friends area, though.

Harry's life isn't that exciting anymore. He spends most of his time with his faithful companion: his computer. But then he meets a very special someone on the internet. Dramatic irony, because we know he's Draco! What happens when they meet? Slash.

Bond!Ron is back! This time he\'s sent to Boston, Massachusetts in the good ol\' US of A to recapture Draco Malfoy who seems to have escaped. And Malfoy\'s not the only person from Ron\'s past who\'s in Boston — Hermione\'s there as well. She\'s working as an agent for the American Aurors, the very agent Ron\'s been partnered with. Their sleuthing leads them to a nightclub called the Electric Dragon, home of every nefarious activity in the Boston area. While Harry\'s mooning after Ginny and Ginny\'s mooning after Malfoy, Ron and Hermione have to figure out a way to work together without killing each other. No one ever said the course of true love ran smooth.

Harry is training to become an Animagus in a surrounding appropriate to his soon-to-be species. Now if they could just keep out the pesky Death Eaters....

This year, Father Christmas is busy. He asks his dear friend Albus to help him give away presents to the students of his school. Find out what our favourite characters asked for (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, the Weasley twins, etc).

The sequel to More To Life...Oliver, Harry, Lavender and Parvati are still going happy-go-lucky but it turns out that someone has a crush on Harry and Oliver. How will Parvati and Lavender react to this?

Ron went into the girls' dorm and asked Hermione to marry him.

When Percy wants something, he has to figure how to get it. [Percy/Penelope, Percy/Oliver.]

Draco's short-term memory is destroyed from Harry's dueling spell, causing him to wake up every morning like it's just the next day. When, in fact, it has been three years. We come in on the morning that Draco wakes up early and finds a Mister Harry Potter in his bed...Based on 50 First Dates.

Ron and Hermione observe their six daughters' physical and mental features before they take them to Hogwarts Express. The beginning of series of families observing their children's character traits.

"Don't touch it!" Teddy shouted, but since when had James Potter started obeying commands? He turned the hourglass and the world around them started spinning... and spinning... and spinning.

The Marauders' Sorting Ceremony! Severus Snape makes a guest appearance.

When Remus Lupin catches a horrible flu, nobody thinks twice about it. But when, one by one, the fever spreads to the other Marauders, its results bring about more attention and even more problems than they needed. (A Pre-OotP canon story.)

After a new Ministry decree forces Tonks to resign from her job, Remus matches wits with Dolores Umbridge. Who knew the kindly werewolf could be so Machiavellian?

When Hermione returns to Hogwarts to teach, she finds acceptance in surprising places.

Ginny decides to confess her feelings to Harry – and she has five days to do so, before giving up completely.

Harry needs protection from Voldemort. And everybody, from Mrs. Figg to Snape, is going to help. But nobody besides Sirius and Remus will be reliving their childhood, by disguising themselves as students so they never have to leave his side.

Malfoy Definition of a Hufflepuff: any person (usually with a stupid name) who is deemed insane, clinically or by a qualified Malfoy, and shows signs of imbecilic tendencies, extreme incompetence and headlice/fleas/bad taste in fashion. Often pompous or self-important. Oh, and if they have pigtails, they’re a Hufflepuff. Without question. Trust me.

Draco/Ginny fic with a twist.

She's in love. He's oblivious. Or is he? H/hr.

Early married life has its ups and downs, and everyone from the Dark Lord to the house elves seem to know what's best for the yet-unborn heir to Malfoy Manor. But demons, the intervention of the local Hunt, and the dinner party from Hell aren't going to stop Narcissa getting what she wants out of life. And she's just about to meet someone with an even stronger survival instinct.

Intervention can work in mysterious ways. In the streets of Hogsmeade, life-long foes Angelina Johnson and Marcus Flint butt heads once again. But when a haywire portkey in the shape of a left sock sends them deep into the Dark Forest, can they put aside their differences and work together to survive quicksand, werewolves, giant spiders, and, more importantly, themselves?

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are in their sixth years; Harry and Ron are going to be Aurors and Hermione, a member of the Department of Muggle Relations. Hermione is not in Harry's and Ron's DADA class, and is jealous when she finds out that the new DADA teacher is the most powerful witch in the world, Willow Rosenberg from Sunnydale, California. Harry still misses Sirius incredibly and wishes to bring him back, so he asks Willow if she can help... But when Willow says no, he tries to get revenge on Bellatrix Lestrange, getting himself hurt. So Willow decides to help Harry, Ron, and Hermione bring Sirius back through the veil... And discovers someone else who needs to be brought back...

SLASH. Goyle wants to know what "wanking" means. Draco has to explain it to him.

A great many implausible ships. Poorly written. Really a shame. Yes, here it is: A new girl comes to Hogwarts called Mary-Sue and Harry falls in love with her. The situation is further complicated by the dark machinations of the new DADA teacher. Chaos. Plenty.

The Marauders embark on their seven year journey at Hogwarts. Awaiting them are pranks, strict teachers, detentions, more pranks, complicated friendships, and the threat of more than one Dark Lord.

A very odd story about what happens when you isolate a Potter and Malfoy together inside their minds. Oh, and you have Snape and Granger working to get them out of it. Includes the infamous Flying Bathtub, as well as the Library-with-a-capital-'L' and speeding House Elves. May be harmful to your sanity.

The story begins with Hermione thrown into a fury because of a homework overload. She decides to go for a walk, and, after catching her trying to 'borrow' his invisibility cloak, Harry joins her. Harry then shows Hermione something that makes her reevaluate the way she feels about certain people ... including Harry.

She couldn't fall asleep. It was 3 o'clock in the morning...she decided to go for a fly. Little did she know that she wasn't the only one with that problem. Romance...a bit of humor...probably a lot of fluff... come read it and find out what happens.

In autumn of her fourth year, Ginny's friend pushes her to ask Harry on a date to Hogsmeade. Semi-fluffy, mild teenage angst, and romantic if you squint at it in the right light. (Written pre-OotP; consider it an AU with no Umbridge.)

All Hermione Granger wants is for her thirtieth birthday to be just like any other day. All Severus Snape wants is some black market lethifold fur. But it’s never that simple. What you want isn’t always what you get, and sometimes what you get...isn’t too bad, actually. AU Futurefic. Non-DH-compliant, for obvious reasons.

Harry Potter finds himself inexplicably attracted to Pansy Parkinson. She absolutely refuses to reciprocate until he formally and politely requests her affections in Parseltongue. Harry does his very best to accommodate her request.

Draco and Hermione attend the Yule Ball together, which gives everyone something to talk about. ````This is the fifth installment of my Conversations series.

Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, Neville, Crabbe, Goyle, Luna, Ginny, Pansy, and Cho are playing a game of spin-the-bottle in the Astronomy Tower one night for fun. Everyone is blind-folded so they can't see who they kiss. When it's Harry's turn...who does he end up kissing? Take a wild guess! Fluffly little romance fic!

Dumbledore decides that as the Marauders and Snape are always in detention, they could just as well do something with that time that the whole school can enjoy. So, despite Lily's protests, the Detention Club presents its very own version of "Little Red Ridinghood."

Two original female characters wreak havoc from within the house of Slytherin. Madness ensues. (Takes place in Harry and all's fifth year)

James gets in touch with his prankster-ish side and the other three follow suit. A simple, ficlet-ish, uh, thing resulting of a burst of creativity in my uncomprehensible head. Enjoy (or at least try to) and review!

There are many reasons why Draco and Hermione shouldn't be together, starting with the basic conflict between Good and Evil and ending with the sheer impossibility of them ever being able to peacefully share a hair care shelf. `` ``However, on the roads of possibility there are many turnings and, if you follow the road on the right, turn off into the fields when you cross the threshold of disbelief and then wander for a good three days in the general direction of Greenland, you’ll end up somewhere where there's laughter and love and anger and everything else you'd expect in a relationship between two people who are almost, but not quite, totally different.

It's the summer after Harry's fifth year, and the new magical government faces an unexpected challenge: England is being swarmed by ghosts, spooks, and spirits! Even the Spirit Division can't handle it - but Arthur Weasley knows four Americans who can. Yep, it's a Harry Potter / Ghostbusters crossover!

After a near-death experience for Hermione, Draco, Harry, Hermione and Lucy are chosen by Dumbledore for an unusual quest. Talking cats, bagels and a not-so unsuspicious "Oracle."

Tonks goes on a blind date, Remus gets jealous, Sirius gets drunk, Dumbledore gets involved, and Molly embarrasses herself. Just an ordinary day at Grimmauld place, really. Takes place during OotP, and details how Remus and Tonks ended up together.

A short fic with a twist I guarantee you've NEVER seen...what if Harry Potter..."the Boy Who Lived"...simply...DIED?*evil grin

When his best enemy starts to ignore him, Draco Malfoy comes up with a new plan to be part of Harry Potter's life. Featuring ancient wands, bloody thorns, bored goblins, and gratuitous growling.``(Draco/Harry)

Ron thinks about Hermione....

The year is 1998, Voldemort is dead, the World Quidditch Cup is in progress, and Petunia Dursley discovers (to her extreme fury) that she has suddenly developed magical powers. Rejected by Vernon and exiled from Privet Drive, she sets out to get her revenge on the entire Wizarding world -- with only her sister's old wand and Professor Snape to help her...

James likes Lily. Maybe not as much as he likes Quidditch. She might like him, too - but unfortunately, Sirius, Remus and Peter have got it in their heads to be helpful. The Slytherins are less than amused by proceedings. Complications ensue.

A story in six-chapters about a horrible curse being perpetrated on a particularly deserving populace. Harry, who is out of shape, in trouble and stuck in the throes of a mid-life crisis, is presumably meant either to stop it or have it happen to him. Perhaps both.

Romance is chemistry between two people and certainly a very complicated thing that pops up at all times and in all forms. And Hogwarts sure had its share of that. What did the female half of five famous Hogwarts couples think of their partner before they got together?

What if The Dursleys didn't take Harry in? What if Harry grew up on the streets? What if Snape was Harry's real father? An original story using some very old cliches.

Ginny has dramatically changed. She is 21 now, and she has a vengeful hate that will not go away. The only way to get rid of it... hurt the one person she ever loved... Harry Potter.

James is in love with Lily -- there's only one problem. The problem is that she doesn't know it. When McGonagall makes them tutor each other in Transfigurations (for Lily) and Charms (for James).. feelings arise between the two. Is it love, hate, or a friendship? What will happen?

How can some some muggles, a bunch of first-years, a couple of Hogwarts misfits, a redheaded nerd, old enemies, ex-wives, a werewolf, a few Death Eaters, lots of dead people, and a witch that knows nothing about Quiddich save the day?

Precisely HOW does a thirty-seven year old, unemployed virginal werewolf snatch a malignantly clumsy twenty-something? With pity, alcohol, Mundungus Couture, evil rednecks, underage drinking, bad haircuts, poor role models, suicide, remorse, neo-existentialism and badly off-key Smiths songs. Gripping romance! Edge-of-your-seat entertainment! Tee-shirts that say 'Hottie Diva 69!' RL/NT and RW/HG! All this and far, far less.

Come and join in the fun with your favorite Hogwarts students as the halls become alive with the sound of music!

In Which there is a New Professor, and Oliver Wood is Tired.

Voldemort plans to go back in time to kill James and Lily before Harry is ever born. Can Harry save his mom and dad? What happens when the mom *likes* the son? Plus, the Marauders at 15...oh lordy!

Barely a month into the holidays, Harry Potter gets a letter from Hogwarts asking him to begin a course in "Intensive Training". Harry is the only one to whom the letter has been written... Harry's seventh year begins and is full of twists and unexpected events... Midway through the school year, something quite horrible happens, and Harry comes face to face with his worst nemesis, Voldemort, and a very shocking truth is revealed, one which will change Harry's life forever

Magical amulets, seances, daring rescues, cunning plans, apple-green blouses and rampaging Latin students.

A St. Valentine's Day special set in Fifth Year. Hermione makes some hand made chocolate for Harry. But will she be able to give it to him? Strictly H/H.

The results of the newest Weasley twins invention. They didn't mean any harm, but what do you expect when dealing with a lust potion? Remus/Tonks