Paragons

James likes Lily. Maybe not as much as he likes Quidditch. She might like him, too - but unfortunately, Sirius, Remus and Peter have got it in their heads to be helpful. The Slytherins are less than amused by proceedings. Complications ensue.

James is shouted at. Sirius is sarcastic. People start wearing big black hoods at the breakfast table (so impolite!) and Moony learns to fly.

In which there is an excess of Christmas spirit. Sirius, Remus and James do some mischief-making, and Snape gets a surprise. A big one.

In which something smells very fishy. Sirius gets a rude awakening, and so does Professor Binns.

In which hell hath no fury like luminous paint. Sirius, Remus and James do some late-night flying.

In which Liverpudlian Muggles are retarded and fiendish. Sirius and James have a mischief-related discussion, and Sirius throws firecrackers at Remus. And there is unexpected nudity.

In which Lily talks to James of her own accord. Really.

In which all the best Chasers are girls. In other words, the Gryffindor team is roundly thrashed.