VH1 Goes Inside Harry Potter Fan Fiction Couples

Harry: Welcome to VH1 Goes Inside Harry Potter Fan Fiction Couples. I'm your host, Harry Potter.

Ron: And Ron Weasley, we're here to take you through some of the popular couples in fan fictions today. Let's start off with the most common couples.

Harry: I'm surfing the web, and I'm seeing a lot of people like to pair me up with Ginny or Hermione. And Draco with Ginny and Hermione, as well.

Ron: Hey, people put me with Hermione too! Eww, this person paired me with Lavender. (Throws up)

Harry: Here's Draco and Pansy, nothing too odd there. Oh, look, there's Dean and Lavender...Ouch. Dean was cheating on Ginny with Lavender.

Ron: I'LL GET THAT (BLEEPS OUT WORD)!!

Harry: Let's take a break while I attempt to calm Ron down.

Harry: And we're back, now that I've subdued Ron....

(Shot of Ron in straight jacket)

Ron: I promise, I won't get so heated about fictional situations!

Harry: Okay, fine. Now it's time for our professor student segment. Here's one I never even thought of, Penelope Clearwater and Lockhart!

Ron: That's a first. (Gawks at computer screen) Some sicko's put Hermione and Snape together! (Shakes with rage, attempts to bash computer screen)

Harry: (Shoots Ron with tranquilizer)

Ron: (Falls to floor)

Harry: Some people do have, erm, odd taste. Like this person.... PUT ME WITH SNAPE? WHAT THE (BLEEPS OUT WORD)?

Announcer: And more, after the break.

Harry: Sorry about that, and we're back.

Ron: Now we have the, er....Not so straight part of the show, if you know what I mean.

Harry: Gay couples are getting more popular, like there are many LUPIN AND SIRIUS PAIRINGS? (Rips up list)

Ron: .....You though I overreacted. Anyways, gay couples are getting more popular.

Harry: Like, Ginny and Luna for instance. (Smirks)

Ron: W-what?

Harry: Yep, you heard me. Ginny and Luna. Look, Ginny's snogging Luna in this one.

Ron: (Face drains, he falls over)

Harry: Oh, crap. Here's one about me and Draco! Oh, there's one about Sirius and Snape, too! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TOO?

Ron: (Gets up in time to see Harry fall over) I guess I'm going to be hosting the last part. That last part of this is, well, any couples we've missed.

Harry: I'm okay. (Stands up)

Ron: Some memorable relationships are, Snape and Lily Evans.

Harry: (Mumbles something)

Ron: Oh, Harry, you'll love this; here's one about you and You-Know-Who! Look, one about you and Luna, too!

Harry: Oooooooh! I spy a Draco and Ron fiction!

Ron: Now you've crossed the line! (Tackles Harry)

Announcer: Thank you for watching VH1 Goes Inside Harry Potter Fan Fiction Couples.

(Credits roll while Ron and Harry fight)

END

Author: Hi, everyone, I know the show is over, but I just wanted to say-

Announcer: The show is over; please get out of the sound booth, miss.

Author: Hang on a second I want to say something!

Announcer: Please leave now, miss.

Author: HANG ON A SECOND!!! (Flips out)

Announcer: BRING IT ON, LADY! (He engages the Author in combat the Author is victorious)

Author: The pen is mightier then the sword! I just wanted to give a shout out to Dan Radcliffe, love you, Dan!

END, I SWEAR