Ash Jay

Harry, Draco, and an adventure featuring several kidnappings, Malfoy's Voice, and less biting than you'd expect under the circumstances. A twisted romance between Harry and Draco has sprung up, but Romance isn’t happy about it and has teamed up with Fate in an attempt to stage a hostile coup. The scenery is animate, Crabbe and Goyle are not, and plot, like the lottery, is something that happens to other people.

There are many reasons why Draco and Hermione shouldn't be together, starting with the basic conflict between Good and Evil and ending with the sheer impossibility of them ever being able to peacefully share a hair care shelf. `` ``However, on the roads of possibility there are many turnings and, if you follow the road on the right, turn off into the fields when you cross the threshold of disbelief and then wander for a good three days in the general direction of Greenland, you’ll end up somewhere where there's laughter and love and anger and everything else you'd expect in a relationship between two people who are almost, but not quite, totally different.