Macabre Sinclair

An arranged marriage with a man who doesn’t want her; a firm friendship with his live-in-lover; a son who is growing up with remarkably few neuroses: such is the life of Isolde Malfoy. Slash, Blaise/Draco

[Second in the Dream Trilogy] Hermione Granger embarks on a glorious adventure to discover and apprehend the nefarious Rogue Transfigurationalist, who is indiscriminately turning people into cows and rhinoceroses. Blaise Zabini, however, has set out to distract her.

Blaise Zabini is on a Quest. Never mind that he isn't exactly aware of what this Quest may consist of (although it's suspected that it involves at least one rather conspicuous rhinoceros), but - nonetheless - he must Persevere until he gives evil a good thwack in the shoulder blades and rescues his Damsel in Distress.

Malfoy was the simplest person he knew, at times - pure malice and petty, childish revenge - and the greatest enigma at others. Draco Malfoy is facing a lot of difficulties this year: the decision of whether or not to be a Death Eater, contending with the infamously inquisitive nature of the Trio, and, most importantly, managing a relationship with the passionate Miss Pansy Parkinson. And, when Snape sends him mixed messages and the Dark Lord begins to brew a new plot, things can only get worse...

A very odd story about what happens when you isolate a Potter and Malfoy together inside their minds. Oh, and you have Snape and Granger working to get them out of it. Includes the infamous Flying Bathtub, as well as the Library-with-a-capital-'L' and speeding House Elves. May be harmful to your sanity.