Rating:: PG-13
House:: Astronomy Tower
Characters:: Draco Malfoy
Genres:: Romance Humor
Era:: Multiple Eras
Spoilers:: Philosopher's Stone Chamber of Secrets Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix Quidditch Through the Ages Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Stats:: Published: 11/28/2003

Updated: 02/04/2004

Words: 15,052

Chapters: 8

Hits: 3,786

The Extremely Secret Secrets of a Malfoy

Story Summary:: Malfoy Definition of a Hufflepuff: any person (usually with a stupid name) who is deemed insane, clinically or by a qualified Malfoy, and shows signs of imbecilic tendencies, extreme incompetence and headlice/fleas/bad taste in fashion. Often pompous or self-important. Oh, and if they have pigtails, they’re a Hufflepuff. Without question. Trust me.