Rating:: PG-13
House:: Astronomy Tower
Ships:: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Characters:: Remus Lupin
Genres:: Humor Slash
Era:: Unspecified Era
Spoilers:: Prizoner of Azkaban Goblet of Fire Order of the Phoenix
Stats:: Published: 02/14/2005

Updated: 12/07/2005

Words: 4,587

Chapters: 3

Hits: 3,882

Excuses for Killing One Another

Story Summary:: Dumbledore has decided to play matchmaker. So, when Hogwarts is down for repairs, he forces Severus and Lupin to stay in the same small cottage. With only one bedroom. With only one bed. Of course, Severus isn't too happy about this -- especially when Lupin has some really annoying habits, and no tolerance at all for Severus's perfectly normal everyday customs... And, of course, Severus' family decides to get involved, as if the situation wasn't bad enough even otherwise. Eventual SLASH.

02/14/2005

Severus meets Dumbledore for cup of tea and a conversation. However, the Headmaster's news shocks him a great deal.

Words: 1,469

10/28/2005

Severus is very annoyed, and Lupin is very annoying. "The Three Little Pigs" also make an appearance.

Words: 1,323

12/07/2005

Lupin just won't shut up... or stop asking stupid questions. Meanwhile, Severus is more determined than ever to hide his true family lineage.

Words: 1,795