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Double Trouble by Rachael Potter
01/18/2006With Fred and George on the loose the only thing you get is double trouble. A one-shot telling what hapened before the flight of the twins in OotP.
Truth and Fairy Tales by Emmylou
12/27/2004Fred takes the time to do something nice for Ron, his six year old brother.
I'm Not Dead! by Miranda Shadowind
12/20/2007AU, Post-DH. The war is over and a miraculous revival has occurred, but not everyone is happy about it. Find out what happened, who wants things to be as they were in canon, and why in this twisted parody of a familiar scenario.
Renegade Tongue by Alice Stone
07/31/2003Harry, Ron, and Hermione find themselves in Fred and George's shop, Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes for the first time. A slobbering bell, drenched third-years, Canary Creams, revenge, Owl Treats, Hermione's bossiness and Dennis Creevey the coughed-up furball are all mixed together in this funny tale.
Oak Leaves: A Series of Vignettes by godricshollow
08/26/2005Ever wonder what the Weasley twins were like when they were younger? Still as mischievous and full of fun, Fred and George test the limits of their parents and siblings as six-year-olds.
The Secret of the Blank Parchment by Doneril
01/25/2005How do Fred and George, pranksters extraordinaire, prank as well as they do? And how did they discover how to work the Marauders' Map? Fred remembers.
My Mother is a Fish by Acacia Dion
05/29/2006Molly Weasley is dead. Her children remain. What more's to be said Except words of pain?
Even If by Anneliese Chandler
02/10/2003Fred Weasley is faced with death as he stands in front of Voldemort. His only regret: not finishing his story with Angelina, the family they were to have, the story they were to have lived out. An angsty-humorous romance, fit for any house except Schnoogle. Written as a songfic with the song "Even If" by ZOEgirl.
To Fred and George Weasley by Sarah D
08/11/2003The Ministry has ignored Percy’s Flobberworm Juice Proposal. What some might see as a defeat, Percy is using to implement his Escape Plan. He’s making lemonade out of lemons, and Fred and George will be the sweetener! Or will they sour the mixture?
Innocentia Disperitum by Aurora
09/18/2007Poor Mum, she'd been so sure she'd finally get a girl instead, there were the twins. Bill reflects on his younger brothers.
Ron's Icy Mishap by forbidden-paradise
12/11/2005It's a beautiful, snowy winter's day at The Burrow. 8-year-old Ron Weasley is sceptical about ice-skating on the lake, but his brothers Fred and George don't think so. Why is Ron so scared? Read to find out why.
Splat, Split, Splinch by Nundu
08/02/2004Is there a main apparition point for Diagon Alley? If not, disasters may abound!
The Question by Runzu
01/30/2005One night in the common room Hermione reprimands Ron. He doesn't like it, so he gets loud; unfortunately, his twin brothers are around. They answer the question Ron shouted. The answer they give leaves the whole Gryffindor house traumatised.
There's Always Room for One More by The Sugarfaerie
08/09/2004Fred proposes to Angelina. Yes, I know this has been done before. Sweet enough to make your teeth rot.
Flying and Dying with George by Grimm Sister
08/27/2007They didn't die together. Fred wasn't prepared to handle that. This fact is so shocking that he hesitates in limbo. The Weasley twins were different people, but they always acted together. They were separate bodies and minds, but they always pooled their efforts. It is hard to make a life and death decision without George. It is harder than he would have thought to think what George would have done.
Thank You, Kwikspell! by jaderook
07/04/2004A Kwikspell advertisement complete with testimonials.
Each of Harry's years at Hogwarts have been exciting and he expected his fifth to be the same. What he didn't expect was two new girls, Meara Redmond and Elspeth Tweedie. Seventh years with a very unique minds and personalities, ``Meara and Elspeth bring fresh humour to Hogwarts.
A Play to the Crowd by Ronja Witchley
05/13/2007George Weasley is introducing his girlfriend to his family, and that is a doubtful success - until a young girl knocks at the door and saves the situation.
It wasn't that Angelina had been abandoned by her date, precisely... Fred and Angelina, Yule Ball.
All-in-One-Complete by hans bekhart
09/19/2004Fred, George, warning for character death. No one knows what it's like to be a twin, all-in-one-complete, and now you don't either. Personal and painful.
Vegas Vacation by Lorelei Lynn
09/05/2006After Voldemort’s defeat, all Harry wants is some rest and relaxation. He shouldn't have let Fred and George handle the travel arrangements. 3rd place winner in The Leaky Cauldron’s “HP in Vegas†contest.
The Disaster Day by Casidhe Wether
12/31/2005Fred and Angelina's Wedding Day will always be known as their disaster day. Between a Dark Mark, Dobby, and Percy, no one will ever forget it.
The Thoughts of a Hogwarts School Shrink by ennil
07/01/2003These are the thoughts of a school shrink who came to the school but no one knows why. She faces BIG fights with her melt downs and encounters six people who make her life difficult.
Shattered Reflection by Miranda Shadowind
10/20/2007Two days after the final battle, George reflects on what happened and attempts to cope with the results. Can he find the strength to carry on? Contains spoilers for "Deathly Hallows".
The Great Escape by V.M. Bell
02/25/2007Ron and Hermione are to be married on this happiest of days. The twins would rather not be there when it happens.
Angelina stood, arms crossed over her chest, alone with Fred Weasley. "I haven't been giving you the silent treatment," she said pointedly.
Hungarian Phrasebook by Wolfwoman
06/28/2004What if Monty Python's sketch Hungarian Phrasebook happened at Hogwarts?
Red Currant Rum by Pasht
11/19/2006Sequal to Ogden's Old Firewhisky. Fred and George lose their enchanted Red Currant Rum.
Revenge Is A Dish Best Served With Pudding by michelle_31a
10/08/2007A missing moment from OotP, Ginny pleads with Luna to stand up to her brothers' teasing.
When She Sleeps by Morbid Fascination
04/24/2005Everyone watches when Hermione sleeps.
Forgiveness Begins with Death by SwissMiss
04/02/2007Angelina got a terrible feeling in her gut and tears pricked at her eyes. Why? Why couldn't they leave us alone? It was no longer about Muggleborns and blood purity. It was about nothing at all, nothing but fear and destruction. Now they were destroying their own world, too! Angelina felt an utter hopelessness and would have collapsed right there under the complete madness of it all, but then she caught Fred's eye. In that moment, she was so filled with love that she felt capable of anything. Co-winner of the March, 2007 FA challenge.
A Weasley Bedtime by Celandine
07/15/2005Mrs Weasley is fed up with eight-year-old Fred and George. They won't go to bed and almost wake up little Ginevra. Not only that, they have got Ron involved in their late night charades. When she drops off to sleep, the twins tell their younger a siblings a bedtime story
Butter and Jam by xStarkiller
10/03/2007Fred survives the Battle of Hogwarts, but at a price: he is blinded. A guilty Percy declares himself his helper. Fred could barely stand Percy being a git, but this helpful, overtly friendly Percy is driving him mad.
Mission Accomplished by Gwendolyn James
10/17/2004When Fred and George decide to help ickle Ronniekins get a girl, much chaos and hilarity ensues.
When Doves Cry by Pendragon
05/15/2005Sometimes there is nothing worse than having your faults pointed out to you. Especially when they are coming from your soulmate.
Confiscated and Highly Dangerous by ladytol
10/21/2007Fred and George Weasley never thought that being hauled to Filch's office could be a good thing. Now wrong they were. one-shot
Continuation by Jakia
07/04/2003(A/U!) Fred and George, young, care-free, and innocent, find the map which will lead them to success. Only there are some 'details' about the map no one mentioned...
Ten Minutes by Aurora
09/19/2007Fred deals with Angelina's usual beginning of the school year annoyance at him.
They Were WARNED! by Jessica
02/20/2003Oliver and Fred discovered Snape's secret opium den! There is repeated bum-squeezing, getting high, disco, ominous warnings, and skinny-dipping! Another added plus... Virtually No Plot! Warning *Underage drug use and mild slash* YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Or wait, was it They Were WARNED? Oh, I am so confused!
Para Continuar by Aurora
09/18/2007For several long seconds, George's mind refused to comprehend what his eyes were telling it.
Nothing Now by Schermionie
10/22/2006George has married Katie, and Fred's with Angelina. But is Fred's heart really in his relationship? One sided Twincest, slash. Oneshot. Don't like, don't read.
The Sorting Troll by Miranda Shadowind
06/21/2005The night before Ron's first year, Fred and George take it upon themselves to warn him of the "dreaded dangers" within the Sorting ceremony....
Business Meeting by paracelsus_2
09/01/2006Vernon has a surprise encounter. Dudley needs a job. Fred and George have a new business. General chaos ensues.
Hermafrosts by Anna Fugazzi
06/07/2011Love and Wheezes in a time of war. Fred/Angelina, possible side of George/Angelina if you squint and tilt your head. No relation to Hermione, despite the name.
Blackadder II-Twins by The Wham Bar Kid
05/18/2003What happens when Fred and George Weasley, accompained by an...unwilling member of staff, travel back in time 400 years? They happen to bump into a certain Edmund Blackadder...
On the Other Side of a Smile by Fanny Toric
08/11/2005Fred and George Weasley are always laughing. Always happy, they dance through life - and all that see them have to smile. Yet they, like so many others, have been affected by the war. They too had family members that have been lost, they too have been attacked in their home. The difference about the twins is that they won't show it. But there is one young Auror who watches them, wishing they would open up and once - just once - show that that they too are in pain.
Educating Rita by KarasAunty
09/10/2009One formidable Longbottom grandmother and two mischievous Weasley twins teach Rita Skeeter a very public lesson... UK English, canon-ish, humour.
The Capitalization of Flobberworm Juice by T Proctor
09/07/2003Fred and George decide to put their money where their mouth is, so to speak and branch off from the prankster business into Flobberworm Juice. Poised and ready to sell, they’re approached by the one person they’d never have expected to help. Can they trust ole’ Perc? And why does he want so badly to help them sell the new coughs slashy product coughs?
Hesitant Heart by mysticVigil
07/29/2003A rare analysis of George through the eyes of the confidant he doesn't confide in: his brother, Fred. Rated for a couple curses: some suggestive scenes.
Together by animagus1369
10/28/2003Who's interested in Fred Weasley? Slash, but nothing graphic.
Changeling by Lydiabennet
12/31/2006Fred wants a dog more than anything, and he'll do anything to get one. Anything at all.
The Challenges of Keeping up the Captain's Spirits by Aurora
09/19/2007Fred attempts to cheer Angelina up after her first practice as Captain for the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
Omniculars by Meitachi
05/18/2003In which Hermione puts her Omniculars to good use, Fred is tutored, the prefect's bathroom is violated, and Harry's invisibility cloak has many stories to tell.
Something To Look Forward To by Ashliegh
04/25/2003When your life isn't all that great, you sometimes get very determined to prove yourself. One girl wants to prove herself on the Quidditch pitch. Here is her story.
The Rule of Three by ohdarling
08/06/2004Nearly ten years after tragedy drove Hermione Granger from the magical world forever, she is forced to open up old wounds and return to her former life, only to find that the loose ends she left behind have twisted themselves into a mysterious path toward the future: the Rule of Three.
Right Here by Sera Tedronai
04/12/2003"All I will ever need, will always be right here. And I will always be there for him, too." - Written by a twin about the twins.
This Hard Road by fydyan
03/22/2005For certain third years, Hogwarts is not all it's cracked up to be.
The Actuality of It All by SarcasticMyth
04/06/2008Life. Death. Love. Loss. Percy. Marriage. Whiskey. The Wheeze. Rolf. Romanians. Sex-Education. Snorkack-Catchers. Malaysian Battle Spatulas. Dead Siblings Talking From Beyond the Grave. All as seen by his Holeyness, George Weasley.
Birthday Surprises for All by mgmerlin
06/10/2005Harry turns thirty today. A party is being held for him at the Burrow, but he's dreading it. Why?
Giving One Thousand Percent by Thanfiction
08/24/2008Ten Weasleys. One hundred words each. A family like no other.
Indistinguishable by SnorkackCatcher
06/01/2006Successful young entrepreneurs Fred and George Weasley -- whose products sometimes seem almost magical! -- are interviewed by the 'Sunday Times Magazine'.
Necessary by Catja Mikhailovic
03/05/2003Fred has Never Been Kissed, and he wants to punch Ron. The two are related, really. Warnings: Slash, incest, juvenile humor.
Living a Double Life by Phoenix-Blue
12/05/2002Wickedly good start of a story about a relative to Voldie, a love interest to a Weasley, and a spy, all in one.
A Simply Wonderful Birthday by wonwon wontons
12/08/2006This is a short, cute fic. It is about Dumbledore's allegedly 147th birthday, and provides lots of out-of-canon craziness, lots of fun, and hopefully lots of laughs, too! Enjoy!
Trouble Quills by AliasArtemis
02/14/2005It's Hermione's birthday and she has got some really thoughtful gifts - or so she thinks! Soon, the gifts show their true colors and, well, you've got to read the rest!
Ice by HonestlyDishonest
07/15/2005Her lungs were bursting inside of her ribcage, her mind fogging up from the lack of oxygen. Suddenly, she felt her head bash against something hard. Ice, Hermione realized with rising terror. Trying not to panic, she slammed her fist against the frozen surface. Nothing happened. Oh, God, we’re trapped.
A Twin Thing by Miss Muggle
11/14/2004Fred and George's Hogwarts years, from their very first trip to Diagon Alley to their infamous final flight from Hogwarts, and everything in between.
The Incredible Prank by SOUP
04/18/2003Fred and George go a bit overboard in their pranks, and seem to have angered EVERYBODY, including the ghosts! How will they get paid back for their over-the-top pranks? Tune in to find out!
A Day in Paradise by Trinsan
07/25/2003It's just a day in Weasley's Wizard Wheezes...
My Brother Went Away Today by Sera Tedronai
09/10/2003Another vingette about the twins and one's thoughts on the other. Again, inspired by my own twin sister. My brother went away today. No. No, I don’t think that’s what I want to say. My brother and I. My brother and I went away, today.
Lee Jordan: A Trip Down Memory Lane by Lee W. Jordan
12/29/2005Life is getting tough for the Weasley twins in their 7th year, and it isn't much better for their best friend, Lee. To brighten up their day, George Weasley and Lee Jordan decide to take a little trip into the past.
Insanity by Emerald Riddle
01/21/2007Our love is so deep it's painful, or maybe it's so painful that it's deep, but it's true. Oh, yes. Our love is incredibly true. Takes place behind the scenes in Goblet Of Fire. Insanity is the perfect adaption...
Magic Meets Mystery by Amani
08/26/2006The very first of The Very Pointless and Hopefully Humorous Stories of Harry Potter to be made available to the general public.
Nice to Meet You by Aurora
09/18/2007Angelina had been looking forward to Hogwarts for years, so it came as a bit of a shock to her that she was so apprehensive about boarding the Hogwarts Express.
Solving the Clues by SnorkackCatcher
08/03/2008Kingsley Shacklebolt had never expected his habit of solving the Daily Prophet crosswords to uncover a security leak. But when the Potterwatch passwords started to appear in them as answers to clues, he had little choice but to investigate who was behind it ...
The Hufflepuff Trickster by Sarajane of the Twinkling Eyes
01/30/2003Cedric Diggory is dead and Voldemort is back. It is up to a Hufflepuff and two red-headed Gryffindors to boost morale throughout Hogwarts...
All God's Creatures by mizBean
03/31/2007Where Fred and George have a brilliant plan, Ginny is annoying, and Ron quietly has a nervous breakdown. Written for triatha_ron, 2007.
The Freedom of Individuality by lil green fairy
02/09/2004Fred and George have always been the perfect duo, but one harbours a secret resentment for his twin. What happens when one of Hogwarts' favourite jokers wants out?
Scars by slytherinrules85
08/11/2005Fred Weasley has had some rough patches in his life before, but none have left the scars that have been formed in the last few months.
The Society for Identical Fathers (T.S.I.F.) by The Sugarfaerie
07/10/2004At the annual Order reunion, Fred and George's children decide to follow in their fathers' footsteps... Chaos and general silliness ensues! Mild George/Alicia, Fred/Angelina, mentions of Lee/Katie.
Orphan of Hogwarts by Comma
05/28/2008Eleven years in an orphanage where you're looked down upon as the "weird kid" is enough to drive any middle-school aged preteen mad. The same case is that of Alaina White's. Alaina has found that she can't deal with the others at the orphanage anymore, and just in time. She is visited by someone claiming to be a witch to be given the information that she herself is a witch, and one that Hogwarts spent almost two years tracking down. She finally feels accepted somewhere, but she has no idea of what awaits her over her first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Victims, Aren't We All by Shiroi Misa
01/16/2005The tragic event of March 11th of Harry's seventh year starts a vicious cycle of death and despair for several students and quickly spreads to the rest of the wizarding world. But even after the Final Battle, the war rages on. With people still dying and turning up missing there seems to be no end in sight. But Snape has a secret that may change all that, but at what cost? In the end is he a Killer, Hero, or just another Victim?
Accident by Morbid Fascination
08/22/2005It was an accident. Hermione was not supposed to fall for Fred. Literally. F/Hr funny fluff.
The Extraordinare by Casidhe Wether
12/31/2005Battle of the twins! When a new set of twins open a joke shop directly across from Fred and George, what happens? Prank Wars Abound!
Twins by Ver a soie
01/30/2005What is a person's greatest weakness? Is it his need for companionship? His need for protection? For guidance? Why does the coldness in us always threaten to break loose at the most inconvenient times? A twin contemplates what happens when twins share more than they are supposed to. (Warning: twincest, slash)
A Splinched Soul by Lunnah
08/24/2007Audrey Beauvais is a nineteen year old Auror in training and member of the Order of the Phoenix. The final battle against Lord Voldemort is finally approaching and Audrey is in the middle of everything. It is almost impossible for her to remain calm and focused as she deals with death, corruption, peril, and the secrets of a hidden romance.
The Last Day by caitlin_finnegan
02/05/2007Prequel to "The Service." For the rest of her life, on the anniversary of his death, Angelina dreamed of her last day with her first love.
Brotherly Business by Caliente
02/25/2007Twin-centric one-shot set during Book 5, after the duo left Hogwarts Fred is being a twit. George is tired of it. They beat on each other. And a good time is had by all. Mentions of various other Weasleys, Hogwarts students and mild references to Fred/Angelina, George/Alicia and Angelina/Roger.
Carousel Horses by SullenLikeDraco
03/02/2004George grieves after the death of his twin brother. A story of Fred, George and a carousel.
The World of Disasters by Rayvie
02/04/2007What happens when Angelina meets the American R&B hip-hop star Chris Brown? Well, Fred gets jealous and well, you'll have to see for yourselves!
But That's What It's There For! by Huugs
09/20/2005SPLAT! Dungbombs were meant to be thrown off buildings, right? Fred and George certainly think so. Hermione disagrees, and Ron just seems to find it all rather funny.
Mirror Image by snakesandlionsunite
12/09/2008AU. Voldemort accidentally turned Harry into a Horcrux on Halloween, 1981. That action further destabilized his already fragmented soul - creating yet another Horcrux, larger then the norm. This soul fragment successfully possesses a dying toddler abandoned at an orphanage, but fails to fully transfer Voldemort's memories. Tom gains his memories back as he grows older, but he is not content to simply remain Riddle's mirror image. And befriending Harry Potter seems a good start to finding his own path.
Harry Potter and The Power of the Coven by Writingmagic101
08/26/2008When the curse on the position of DADA teacher claims another victim and as the war with old Voldy escalates, Dumbledore decides that he needs to bring new blood to the faculty. A Coven of five American witches steps up to meet the challenge. After the farce in the DoM, Harry, who is getting more powerful by the day, needs training if he is going to face the Dark Lord and live. When new information is revealed, ties are formed, it becomes clear that Harry just may have found the power that the dark lord knows not. Ignores HBP and DH.
Congratulations, Ron by MollyOly
04/08/2010The new Gryffindor prefects share a private moment to congratulate each other at number twelve, Grimmauld Place. The twins help. A one-shot, missing moment from OotP.
Fred always joked that he and George shared a soul. George never joked; it was too close to the truth.
Fallen Angels by secretlovechild
02/20/2005They needed eachother more than anything. Draco needed to feel something and Fred needed to hurt someone. Second of the End of World oneshots. Fred/Draco.
Frayed by sarah the sleuth
08/19/2004George turns to Fred, but he is already gone.
Ordinary Day by Morbid Fascination
03/20/2005Can people who aren't ordinary after a war still have an ordinary day? Hermione is trying to find out.
From Fred to Fred by The Other Dobby
09/20/2008When George is confronted by Fred (the Second) about certain...Facts of Life...he immediately thinks of another talk with another Fred from a lifetime ago. Bolstered by his memories, he embarks on his treacherous quest to enlighten his son with the Talk. A story of memories, awkward conversation, mouldy magazines and rear ends set on fire, this, is From Fred to Fred