Double Trouble

"Hey, what you got there?" Lee Jordan asked as he walk over to the where the Weasley twins were sitting.

"Nothing," the two said in unison, covering up what seemed to be blueprints.

"If its nothing let me see," Lee said.

"Fine," Fred said.

"If you really,"

"Really,"

"Really,"

"Really,"

"Really must see it," George finished. He reached over and grabbed the blueprints, handed them to Lee, and watched him unroll their plans.

"Whoa, this really is nothing," Lee said handing back the blank plans and walking off.

"Now," Fred said, "Lets get back to operation get the hell out of this bloody school and cause the crazy old bat lady Umbige tons of Mayhem."

"Or, I like to call it," George said, "Operation G.T.H.O.O.T.B.S.A.C.T.C.O.B.L.U.T.O.M."

"Do you know what I think?" Fred asked.

"That we need t shorter title for this operation" George answered.

"Exactly, I think that we should call it operation K.U. You know for kill Umbrige," Fred said.

"But Fred, we don't really get to kill her," George said in a sad voice.

"I know, I know, but we won't sell much stuff form Azkaban," Fred said it the same voice as his brother.

"So what exactly are we going to do in this operation? I mean how we are going to get out of this prison. And what are we going to leave our dear, dear Professor Umbrige?" George asked in mock sarcasm.

"My dear brother George, that truly is the question. Hmmmmm? I do believe that our wonderful teacher would very much like her very own personal swamp," Fred said in the same voice.

"Oh," exclaimed George, "I do believe that she would love that. But the only question is," he said in a serious voice, "is how to we create this wonderful gift?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?" the two said in unison. They sat there many hours figuring out how to make their "little gift". By the next morning they had their plan.

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"So we summon our brooms and fly off," George said

"No, no, no, no! That is a stupid idea. Now here is the smart plan we are going to use. During lunch we make are swamp, then after that, when everyone is in the Great Hall, we make some noise to get them to come out, then we summon our brooms and fly off." Fred finished with a smug look on his face.

"Hey, that was my idea!" George shouted.

"Well then, I have changed my mind. Your plan is the best ever, George."

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"Why aren't you two studding? NEWTs are only a couple weeks away! You need to study!" Lee said as he watched the twins play chess.

"No," said George

"We," said Fred.

"Don't,"

"We,"

"Are,"

"Above,"

"That," Fred finished.

"Ok, ok, I give up! Don't study. Just stop talking like that!" Lee shouted as he went up to the dorm.

"So George," Fred whispered, "tomorrow?"

"Yes Fred," he whispered back. "Have a good night sleep. It's the last one you'll have here."