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Professor Dumbledore thinks that a Quidditch match against their teachers is just the thing to encourage pupils from different houses to bond. Professor McGonagall isn't convinced, Madam Hooch is tearing her hair out, and certain people won't be pleased when the team list goes up...

Sirius writes a book review, after a fashion.

"The new Minister was mad." Perhaps. He was certainly bent on forcing political opponents from the late war into trial marriages, including Lucius Malfoy and Harry Potter. With Rita Skeeter as dispassionate observer.

In which Remus cries, Sirius forgets his shirt, and O! there is angst.

Three things in life are unavoidable: birth, death, and taxes. The taxman cometh. Have the Weasley twins finally met their match?

Harry and Draco decide to have a quick snog in the bushes before Herbology class. Draco's hair gel gets involved and pretty soon chaos ensues! Hermione must save the day... Again.

Hogwarts is depressed, and what better way to lighten the mood than with a little karaoke?

Ron and Hermione are finally getting married, but what's a wedding without some good ol' fashioned Weasley mayhem?

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Draco get the chance to read some fanfiction.

When McGonagall gave the dancing lesson to the Gryffindors in the GoF movie, what were Snape and the Slytherins doing at the same time?

Draco is tired of Harry annoying him all the time, so what does he do? Develop a plan to bring the Gryffindor into his bed, of course! How could Harry ever resist the power of badges?

Ron and Hermione are minding their own business when they run into each other in the hallway...and end up waking up in each other's bodies! Can they survive as the opposite sex, tell each other their feelings, and get their own bodies back?

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna -- 'tries' being the operative word!

Eight people receive an invitation to go to the Room of Requirement for a book-reading! Only they don't know that it is one, or which book it is!

Harry, Heir of the Gryffindors, is on a quest, Monty Python style! With his band of loyal knights (and Colin, of course) he’ll have to fly (well, walk around with Hoovers) long and hard to find it...“Hermione: And what do you flame apart from Mary-Sues? Bill: More Mary-Sues!”

Albus Dumbledore loves karaoke. So, he stages a contest at Hogwarts for it. The winner gets 100 Galleons. Who will win?

Hermione takes a situation in hand.

Be with Lord Voldemort as he faces Hell on Earth in the form of three teenage witches.

Five one-shots about silly things that might happen.

Tonks takes on the Chocolate Frog Company. All in the name of love, mind you.

What's it like, being Viktor Krum? You're the youngest Seeker ever to compete in the World Cup, you're entering your last year of school, and you're likely to be chosen as Durmstrang Champion. Idolized and adored by fanboys and fangirls everywhere, you've got it all, right? Wrong. All poor Viktor wants is to keep his head down, do his job, be left alone, and maybe, just maybe, to suck up the courage to talk to that bookish, bushy-haired girl that he keeps seeing in the library. But you see, there's the problem of these giggling girls and the fan mail they keep sending him... Taking a wonderful plot bunny from the L.O.F.F Guild and inspiration from The Trouble With Tribbles. One shot by the author of Past Present on Astronomy Tower.

It's the seventh and final year for Hogwarts' favorite marauders - Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, and James Potter. Peter seems to be hiding more than one would know, and the power of the dark rises. Although evil leaks into every corner of the haunted castle, dungbombs and exploding lizards line the halls, showering the students with fun, hope, dung, and lizards. Detentions, pranks, and friendship galore!

Luna Lovegood tries to play cupid on Valentine's Day but ends up getting the tables turned...

Four mini-fics! Each a parody of the proposed "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."

Nymphadora Tonks gets talked into teaching night school. Little does she know that her students will include an Eastern European refugee who apparently wants a sex change, Neville Longbottom's formidable grandmother, and Grawp. And just when things are settling down, Ron gets viciously attacked by a wereflamingo, a.k.a. Severus Snape.

Children and adults alike are being paired up in the world of Fan fiction. But who has to most choices? Is it Draco? Is it Harry? Find out this and more!

James visits Sirius and his slightly mad family over his sixth year Christmas holiday. Panic, terror, and chaos ensue. Lily and Remus are tossed into the jumble and even Peter makes a cameo. Humour, insanity, Quidditch, Lily/James fluff, and quite a few Sirius moments.

Nothing special here, unless you count the fact that Draco wears a tiara and Harry sings! Oh yeah, and he dies, too! And he comes back, too! And then Draco sings! And you can't forget the aliens! And some other stuff will randomly be thrown in there. You just can't tell with this sorta thing! AHA! Let the insanity begin!

What happens when all of a sudden dreams start to come true at Hogwarts? Or should I say nightmares...

Being a Death Eater can be a stressful career at the best of times. And so, Voldemort has produced this helpful guide to instruct novice minions. Includes Death Eater rules, dress code, and anthem. Be alarmed. Be very alarmed.

Lily gets bored during History of Magic, and what ensues is the best prank ever!

Charlie Weasley's sixth-year Potions class takes a surreal turn when an actual vampire turns up to test the product.

Harry and Hermione are up late at night doing something in an empty classroom. Snape suspects, but he has no idea of what's really going on in there.

Draco is a pansy sap, Harry and Ron are Dorks, and Hermione Granger is the most popular girl in school. Conclusion: Hogwarts has gone mad.

This is H/D crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all.

Hermione gets turned into a Furby by Snape, who is, it seems, having a very bad day. Attempting-to-be amusing phrases strung together by something that fails miserably to be a plot - but it does TRY, bless it.

A story in the Marauders Era based on ``The Wizard of Oz. Lily Evans finds herself in a most beautiful land, and upon meeting three new friends, they all go to Ebony City to get their deepest desire from The Wizard of Black.

Salazar and Severus, through an accident, open their own advice column for the public-at-large. But first, they have to correct a few misconceptions about their personalities. Hilarity ensues.

Sequel to "The Art of Mental Shifting." Sirius takes Lupin over to Hogwarts in order to cure his hypnosis condition and certain... assumptions... are made.

Harry Potter and the gang have a wild night on the town in Las Vegas, courtesy of Susan DiMario.

What could possibly be worse than Fred and George Weasley? A feminine ``version of them! Only worse...they're in Harry's year.

What could be so sick and disgusting that it would make Ron throw up five times in one story? What could make Hermione faint, Snape scream, and everyone else go nuts? Well, it's as simple as this corny, disturbing scenario! It's Severitus with a twist! A sick, sad, strange little twist...

‘I am not pretty,’ he said imperiously, looking down his nose at her. ‘Handsome, yes, devastatingly attractive, certainly. Even beautiful, in a manly sort of way. But not pretty. I am not a chintz.’ Hermione Granger loses something she has been desperately trying to shed for a while.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Harry is replaced by a table! No, actually, he was transported through time and space to the Federation Starship Voyager, where Harry finds himself in a stranger place than Hogwarts. As time goes on, more people come, but will they get home? Much confusion and humor, and we’ll throw in some Quidditch for good measure!

Ever wondered what would happen if the trio found out about all those cheesy Harry Potter toys?

A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING. Also, this is so very AU.

Formerly known as 'Any Ship'll Do'.``This story starts out with R/Hr and travels on to much more quirkier ships.``It makes no sense, hence it's in Ridikulus. Enter at your own risk.

Harry and Ron are introduced to the wonderful world of fan-fiction. A parody of Harry/Draco fics. If you like Harry/Draco, do NOT read this fic!!!

Sex. An amazing, beautiful thing. Almost every sixth year has lost their virginity. Except the Hufflepuffs. Sad blokes. Harry Potter is also still a virgin. Hence the 'still'. Hermione and Ron have dragged Harry to a club where everyone is going to be there. Harry also... got a new look. This just may be his chance to lose his virginity...

The Author is hired to write a romance starring Fred and George, but when the 'ships get out of control, the boys demand some creative input. “We’ll make you a deal,” Fred started. “You write what you think she’d like... and we’ll only stop you if we get uncomfortable.” -- Famous last words...

"He was like an idiot savant when it came to mayhem." MWPP go pranking, first kisses happen, and Remus is grumpy.

Lily and James have been engaged for months. They set the date a while ago, but that's all they did. Now, one week before the wedding James is busy with Auror training and Lily and Alice have one week to plan the wedding. This is a sequel to "The Bachelor Party" and the latest of my Potter Family Album fics. Lily has one week to pick out a dress, cake, invitations, write the guest list, and so much more. James and Sirius are living at home while they do their Auror training and Lily lives alone in her apartment. Frank and Alice are newlyweds and Aurors in training as well. Other characters make appearances such as Terry Boot's parents, Nymphadora Tonks, and everyone's favorite Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Have you ever wondered about a wizard named Uric the Oddball? Locked up by the Ministry, Uric finds a time turner that takes him on a wild ride through time and space. Who will he meet, and how will those meetings change the future of the wizarding world? (This is an AU from my other Uric stories)

Harry and friends are enjoying a relaxing evening in Gryffindor Tower when all is interrupted by the arrival of a most unexpected visitor.

After a hard night of partying, Sirius Black wakes up naked. And he's not alone.

When Death Eaters attack Harry at home, and a suprise visitor picks him up, things get confusing. Strange new powers, pranks, and a strange order...The Dragon Heart Underground.

Albus' brother Aberforth had been practicing improper charms on a goat. Ever wondered what those charms were and what kind of an effect they had on poor Albus' life? Now Albus will personally tell you the tale of Aberforth and the goat... listen carefully!

A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...

It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day, but Arthur Weasley and Julia Granger reveal a secret that ruins the big day completely. But they aren't the only ones with a secret that could wreck their lives. One Shot

MWPP and Lily are spending the summer at Moony's house, but what happens when a copy of GoF is found under a very messy bed and secrets are revealed?

Another day in Potions class that ends pleasantly for Harry, but not so well for poor Seamus.

On the night before the NEWTS James and Sirius attend a party given by the Slytherins and the next generation continues the tradition.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost over with their 5th year, ``and are in Hogsmeade. Harry and Hermione are now dating, and Ron feels slightly ``left out, so he has a conversation with Madam Rosmerta at the Three Broomsticks. ``Some funny stuff, with some romance on the side.

After a Slytherin girl turns up pregnant, the staff at Hogwarts decide that all students third-year and above need to be taught Sex Ed. Snape is chosen to teach the Gryffindor and Slytherin boys.

In the summer between their fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts, the Marauders are over James' house. Unfortunately for them, that is no place for a quartet of pranksters to be, as there seems to be nothing to do! That quickly changes, however, when a mysterious book appears. Curious, they begin to read... And chaos naturally ensues!

With patience, weeks of planning and hours of effort, Ginny transforms Hermione for the Yule Ball.

Lupin gets married and settles down at 12 Grimmauld Place; Filch has a crush on someone; Harry meets his godmother; Ron is still feeling the side-effects of - er, well, Sirius is - oh, I've said too much already! Anyway, there will be loads of hilarious happenings at Hogwarts in Harry's sixth year!

Harry Potter is being beaten by the Dursleys; Hermione gets beeee-oootiful; Hogwarts gets a French transfer student from Beauxbatons AND a transfer from Durmstrang AND a transfer from America AND a transfer from Australia AND...; Draco turns over a new leaf; dances galore; and no one can figure out whether Blaise Zabini is a boy or a girl.

Lucius takes a very young Draco out for a walk. Big mistake... A rather short fic I hope you'll enjoy.

Some secrets are just better left secret. That's what Ron thinks when he accidentally gets hold of Harry's diary. Short and silly.

Out of sheer boredom, I began reading HP theories from various sites, and I was amazed at what people were coming up with. Anyway, the next thing I noticed were a bunch of plot bunnies tap dancing on my desk. This is not meant to be read anyone who is sensitive about characters, theories or 'ship. Read, enjoy and review!

The recorded conversations of the Black family's dinner.

The next chapter to the Jerry Springer show: Is Harry really gay? Did he and Draco break up after all? Will Hermione give Harry up that easily?

Blend a cube of Time Machine into a cup of Gred and Forge. The Weasley twins take a journey into the future. Will it be like what they have expected? Enjoy your beverage!

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

The real story behind how Gyrffindor joined the other Founders to create Hogwarts.

An evangelical preacher in Hogsmeade befriends Draco Malfoy: cue smiting, jokes and ever-so-slightly-gratuitous slash parody. You won't read another fic like this :-)

In the fall of 2000, a small committee of evil creatures decided to discover just how badly they could write when they tried. They ended up writing the most atrocious Mary Sue fic of all time. This is that fic.

A funny, slashy, funny (did we mention funny and slashy?) MWPP fic where James and Lily get it together, Sirius is, um. . . Sirius, there's some strip poker, a few laughs, and a TOTAL surprise ending (we think.)

A delve into the oft-confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!

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When two fanfic authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co. are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... singing! Various characters will be turned into newts, fantastic hit musical sensations, and many end up falling into a large hole in the stage, caused by a tragic accident involving the ballet-dancing Oliver Wood and Hagrid.

St. Patrick's Day at Hogwarts. Fandom jokes and cliches abound. Oh yeah, and St. Patrick was a parselmouth. (Or was he?) (Okay, he was, I just added that for dramatic effect!) (Or did I?)

24. James decides to write a book titled, "How I Did It." Nobody is entirely sure what "It" is.

It's date night. With Thai food.

What happens when all the characters in Harry Potter get together to play Truth or Dare? What about lots of laughter? Each chapter is for a different set of people or time period. Includes MWPPL and teachers.

Harry and Ron are back at it again! They reeeeeeally don't want to be back, because they know what's awaiting them. "VH1 Goes Inside..." is back! Why? 'Cos there are soooo many more couples left to pick on.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

After writing the first six chapters of A Change of Plans, P. D. Yerf decided she wanted to write an MST. Yeah, scary, I know. So, anyway, here it is, in all its random, pointless, and completely out of character glory! Includes cameos from Riley Snave (co-author of A Change of Plans) and the Male Voice from the Ron Pompeil infomercials (it slices! it dices!)! Enjoy!

Lily Evans has always considered herself to be a rather ordinary girl. But as she enters her seventh year, things in her life start to change and Lily begins to fear that she is going a bit mad. Suddenly she finds herself Head Girl, with her mates acting strangely, and a new and improved James Potter that she can’t seem to get rid of. Based on the writing style of Meg Cabot’s “The Princess Diaries” series.

This is my warped idea for a time travel fic! Diaries are meant to be fun, harmless things...they're not for Lily! One day she meets James Potter's (her stalker's) almost indentical twin! And who is to blame? Her diary of course!

Ron has a brilliant beyond brillant idea! Will he be the only Weasley to shine in his entire family? Will he join the popular Slytherins?

Join the gang in their Seventh Year in a collection of episodes taken at various points of the year, filled with Teen comedy and starring Hopeless!Neville, Loose!Harry, FallDownDrunk!Ron, Nympho!Hermione, Pimp!Dean, Horny!Seamus, DrugDealer!Draco, Slash!Terry Boot, DirtyOldMan!Dumbledore, Dancing!Malcolm Baddock and Sexaholic!Voldermort. The collection of Episodes is inspired by the movies American Pie 1 and 2, as well as hopeless bouts of insomnia. Each time I cannot sleep, I shall add another one… unless people beg me to stop. Rated R due to language, adult content and because no one would read a Teen Comedy rated PG-13, let’s be honest. Enjoy!

Harry and everyone go on the Newlywed game. What will happen? Who will win? Who will be the couples and why will Ron be sleeping on the couch tonight?

Harry, Ron and Hermione stumble across a what-if-vision. What do they want to see? What will they get to see?

When Hermione has a date, Harry realizes his feelings for her. But rather than just tell her, Harry devises a brilliant and complicated plan to get her to notice him...

Ron and Ginny get into a fight, and some rather odd stuff begins to happen.

This is the same story as "The Wizard of Oz", only with different characters, and a bit different plot.

You already know the Muggle version of the story about Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Wizards tell it differently.

At the beginning of yet another school year, head of house Severus Snape welcomes both new and not-so-new Slytherin students back with a few kindly words of wise, helpful and reassuring advice. Well, he welcomes them back, anyway.