Silvermane

Harry, Heir of the Gryffindors, is on a quest, Monty Python style! With his band of loyal knights (and Colin, of course) he’ll have to fly (well, walk around with Hoovers) long and hard to find it...“Hermione: And what do you flame apart from Mary-Sues? Bill: More Mary-Sues!”

Phoenix Argent is a young girl already thrust into the middle of the battle of good and evil. The innate raw magic she possesses makes her a valuable asset to both sides, but the Dark Side has had its chance with her, and she’s fighting for the Light. She has some grudges to settle with the Dark Lord as well, and she’ll help Harry to the final confrontations…Sequel to ‘Pawn of Darkness’.

In honor of Episode II, an author has forced the characters of the HP universe into performing  the original trilogy. The problems: who to cast, who to date, and what the Death Eaters want to drink.

There's trouble at the Ministry, McGonagall's office, and at court. There's one thing  that nobody expects: the Spanish Inquisition! HP characters take the roles of the Monty Python classic, rewritten with rubber chickens and Draco and sure to make you laugh (even if it is just at the Monty Python stuff.)

Harry, Hermione, most of the Weasley clan, and Malfoy take a Muggle Studies-sponsered trip to Disneyland. Putting Ron and Malfoy in a boat together is not a good idea. Fred+George+Peter Pan+Cornish Pixies doesn't make anyone (except the twins) happy either. If it wasn't for the convenient idea of Memory Charms, Disneyland would never be the same.

Bay Verite is a wild transfer from America, sorted into...Slytherin? Confused by the anti-Muggle, anti-rest of the school, anti-everythingness of her housemates, Bay becomes friends with such unlikely people as Hermione Granger. Yet all the while she grows closer to Draco Malfoy, who is poised to join the ranks of the Death Eaters. Bay might be able to stop him...but she's going to be dragged into a conflict she never wanted to join.

Phoenix Argent is a normal girl...or is she? When "Tom Riddle" reveals her magic powers, she might do some very bad things...things that could devistate the entire magical world she's come to know.