Liz Swarthy

It has been ten years since Harry Potter graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and the war against Voldemort has yet to come to an end. Harry has become an Auror and does whatever he can in order to end the terror that has been spread throughout the world. There is only one major problem... Ron Weasley. ``This is a POV, though the POV changes with each chapter in order to tell different sides of the story.

Nothing special here, unless you count the fact that Draco wears a tiara and Harry sings! Oh yeah, and he dies, too! And he comes back, too! And then Draco sings! And you can't forget the aliens! And some other stuff will randomly be thrown in there. You just can't tell with this sorta thing! AHA! Let the insanity begin!

Harry and Draco find themselves in a bit of a predicament when ``they blow up the Potions lab. In an attempt to make the two most incompatible ``boys in all of Hogwarts end their ceaseless feud, he sends them off to a Muggle ``boot camp over the summer. Strange twist, blown-up potions labs, boot camp, Harry ``gets suspended over a crocodile infested pit and Draco's chased by a mountain ``lion! What more could you ask for?