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Charlie Weasley's sixth-year Potions class takes a surreal turn when an actual vampire turns up to test the product.

Harry and Hermione are up late at night doing something in an empty classroom. Snape suspects, but he has no idea of what's really going on in there.

Draco is a pansy sap, Harry and Ron are Dorks, and Hermione Granger is the most popular girl in school. Conclusion: Hogwarts has gone mad.

This is H/D crack!fic at its worst. Can we say cliché? Yes, yes we can. I tried to get them all.

Hermione gets turned into a Furby by Snape, who is, it seems, having a very bad day. Attempting-to-be amusing phrases strung together by something that fails miserably to be a plot - but it does TRY, bless it.

Ron seemed utterly nonplussed by both Hermione dashing away and Harry looking daggers at him. "The Crumple-Horned Snorkack may be skittish and hide under its bed of moss,” he said, “but that does not stop the skilled observer from knowing when it is in mating season."

How many couples can say that they owe their relationship to a chocolate bar? B/Hr

A story in the Marauders Era based on ``The Wizard of Oz. Lily Evans finds herself in a most beautiful land, and upon meeting three new friends, they all go to Ebony City to get their deepest desire from The Wizard of Black.

Salazar and Severus, through an accident, open their own advice column for the public-at-large. But first, they have to correct a few misconceptions about their personalities. Hilarity ensues.

Harry's life is once again turned upside down after he rescues a Malfoy from a very violent broomstick. To be vague, you'll come across great OCs, vampire teachers, hilarious senarios and, of course, Julius Malfoy.

Not many people know about Coral. She is a cynical young teenager who is more powerful than Voldemort, Dumbledore and the Founders put together...and she knows it! Persuaded by Dumbledore, she comes to Hogwarts... what surprises does the year hold?

It's the Marauders' last Christmas at Hogwarts, and naturally Sirius is going to make sure it goes off with a bang. Unless Remus manages to keep him from turning metaphor into reality...RL/SB, L/J

Draco Malfoy takes a shower. Let's observe, shall we?

Harry Potter and the gang have a wild night on the town in Las Vegas, courtesy of Susan DiMario.

Ron and Harry learn reason #436 why making out during detention is a Bad Idea. The hard way.

I had a thought, \\\'what if Harry and Hermione argued instead of Ron and Hermione?\\\' and this is where it led me. Being a fluffy one shot, it eventually has a happy ending! \\

What could possibly be worse than Fred and George Weasley? A feminine ``version of them! Only worse...they're in Harry's year.

What could be so sick and disgusting that it would make Ron throw up five times in one story? What could make Hermione faint, Snape scream, and everyone else go nuts? Well, it's as simple as this corny, disturbing scenario! It's Severitus with a twist! A sick, sad, strange little twist...

‘I am not pretty,’ he said imperiously, looking down his nose at her. ‘Handsome, yes, devastatingly attractive, certainly. Even beautiful, in a manly sort of way. But not pretty. I am not a chintz.’ Hermione Granger loses something she has been desperately trying to shed for a while.

Three Ravenclaw Girls begin their fifth year at Hogwarts the same as any, but when they accidentally discover a hidden box left by a Ravenclaw ancestor, they discover the legend of the Eagle's Legacy.

In a bizarre twist of fate, Harry is replaced by a table! No, actually, he was transported through time and space to the Federation Starship Voyager, where Harry finds himself in a stranger place than Hogwarts. As time goes on, more people come, but will they get home? Much confusion and humor, and we’ll throw in some Quidditch for good measure!

Ginny Weasley, Hermione Granger, Pansy Parkinson, and Cho Chang-Potter. Just four girls who meet for weekly brunch at Madam Puddifoot's to dish about men, sex, clothes, men…. Each chapter will be from the perspective of a different woman. 'Ships include but are not limited to: R/Hr, Cho/Harry, D/G, Ginny/Cedric Diggory, Pansy/Male!Blaise. Set after the end of the war, vaguely AU.

Ever wondered what would happen if the trio found out about all those cheesy Harry Potter toys?

The fic is in Hermione's POV and she's reflecting on her feelings for Harry. It's happy, and fluffy.

A year out of school, six of Hogwarts sexiest, slashiest boys are shaking up together in an apartment on Diagon Alley. Mostly written for fun, and will probably include crazy adventures. SLASH WARNING. Also, this is so very AU.

"Just as he sun was creeping over the lake, a hooded figure emerged from the castle doors and headed to the Quidditch Pitch, broom in hand.... " RW/BZ

Formerly known as 'Any Ship'll Do'.``This story starts out with R/Hr and travels on to much more quirkier ships.``It makes no sense, hence it's in Ridikulus. Enter at your own risk.

What happens when the Slytherins' assault on the youngest Weasley backfires? Well, they play nice, of course. Unfortunately for Draco Malfoy, he gets a taste of his own medicine in his attempt to seduce a certain red-head.

Sirius, James, Remus, Peter, Lily, and two of Lily's friends are playing Truth or Dare. Find out what happens when Lily picks Dare.

Draco Malfoy, the "dastardly dashing" Slytherin with insecurities about being three inches shorter than Harry Potter, whiles his holidays away with his interactive "talking" diary, Idiot. However, he stumbles across a mysterious mirror and his life soon flips over...a series of strange events climaxes with the arrival of the cynical, unorthodox and couldn't-care-less Philippe Morceau, and through a spree of spontaneous singing, accidental snogging, Quidditch and general chaos, the real undercurrents surface, and the truth might just destroy both Draco and Philippe.

AU; Sirius returns from the Veil and makes an unexpected appearance during Half-Blood Prince's Christmas Day scene at the Burrow.

Harry and Ron are introduced to the wonderful world of fan-fiction. A parody of Harry/Draco fics. If you like Harry/Draco, do NOT read this fic!!!

Sex. An amazing, beautiful thing. Almost every sixth year has lost their virginity. Except the Hufflepuffs. Sad blokes. Harry Potter is also still a virgin. Hence the 'still'. Hermione and Ron have dragged Harry to a club where everyone is going to be there. Harry also... got a new look. This just may be his chance to lose his virginity...

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt. Watch as two supposed adults do everything in their power to ignore the obvious, sidestep the inevitable, and deny the unavoidable truth. Find out if a couple of Weasleys and their friends are up to the task of setting a misguided werewolf and a hapless Auror straight.

Harry and Hermione play a game of truth or dare...what's gonna happen?

The Author is hired to write a romance starring Fred and George, but when the 'ships get out of control, the boys demand some creative input. “We’ll make you a deal,” Fred started. “You write what you think she’d like... and we’ll only stop you if we get uncomfortable.” -- Famous last words...

It is difficult to be an outcast in any school, but only the worst can be Hufflepuff outcasts. Imagine a person that is being shunned even by nice and friendly Hufflepuffs, for Merlin's sake. Your housmates dislike you, your sister is ashamed of you, you get a B in Transfiguration after all the work, and on top of it you don't have a single friend. But, as a consequence of tunneling, uncontrolable anger, and a couple of sharp retorts, an unlikely friendship is born between a Hufflepuff and a Slytherin. Maybe. If they don't mess it up completely.

"He was like an idiot savant when it came to mayhem." MWPP go pranking, first kisses happen, and Remus is grumpy.

Lily and James have been engaged for months. They set the date a while ago, but that's all they did. Now, one week before the wedding James is busy with Auror training and Lily and Alice have one week to plan the wedding. This is a sequel to "The Bachelor Party" and the latest of my Potter Family Album fics. Lily has one week to pick out a dress, cake, invitations, write the guest list, and so much more. James and Sirius are living at home while they do their Auror training and Lily lives alone in her apartment. Frank and Alice are newlyweds and Aurors in training as well. Other characters make appearances such as Terry Boot's parents, Nymphadora Tonks, and everyone's favorite Headmaster of Hogwarts.

Have you ever wondered about a wizard named Uric the Oddball? Locked up by the Ministry, Uric finds a time turner that takes him on a wild ride through time and space. Who will he meet, and how will those meetings change the future of the wizarding world? (This is an AU from my other Uric stories)

Lily Evans is insane. James is depressed. Sirius is Sirius. Remus is in love. Petunia is annoying. Peter is somewhere. Enough is enough! Written in their Fifth Year at Hogwarts, this story is the sequel to "Lily's Revenge" and the prequel to "A Lily Love Story"... It does contain some chapters which are situated fully in the Muggle World, though they are few and only at the beginning. The story itself is fun, and my style is much more settled in this piece than my previous, LR. ENJOY!

After a hard night of partying, Sirius Black wakes up naked. And he's not alone.

How would Harry have expected that finding Draco Malfoy, his greatest enemy, at the edge of the Hogwarts Lake would destroy his dreams of ever having a moderate life?

When Death Eaters attack Harry at home, and a suprise visitor picks him up, things get confusing. Strange new powers, pranks, and a strange order...The Dragon Heart Underground.

It's Hermione and Ron's wedding day, but Arthur Weasley and Julia Granger reveal a secret that ruins the big day completely. But they aren't the only ones with a secret that could wreck their lives. One Shot

Albus' brother Aberforth had been practicing improper charms on a goat. Ever wondered what those charms were and what kind of an effect they had on poor Albus' life? Now Albus will personally tell you the tale of Aberforth and the goat... listen carefully!

A *scandalous* scheme by Draco in the middle of the Quidditch game to attract the attention of a "certain someone"...

MWPP and Lily are spending the summer at Moony's house, but what happens when a copy of GoF is found under a very messy bed and secrets are revealed?

Another day in Potions class that ends pleasantly for Harry, but not so well for poor Seamus.

A slight shift in events in the form of Aurors showing up sooner during the the Black/Pettigrew confrontation, resulting in Black being arrested without Pettigrew's 'death' and his continued ability to spy on the Order, leads to major changes in the Death Eaters' plans, and in Harry's life. Now a seven-year-old Harry has to learn to deal with a world where for the moment he can neither depend upon or trust anyone but himself.

Remus Lupin deals with the trials and tribulations of having to deal with sixth year, being a werewolf, and trying to get the girl of your dreams. Flashbacks, time-travel, and cross-gender sleepovers abound! Romantic dramady.

On the night before the NEWTS James and Sirius attend a party given by the Slytherins and the next generation continues the tradition.

Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas and Neville Longbottom resolve to find out what is up with Harry and Ron...and Hermione. Sequel to Gryffindor Girls. H/R/Hr.

What in the world has happened to our favourite bookworm? Hermione has some problems with her attraction towards a certain red-head. Ginny finds it very disturbing when the cool and composed witch suddenly becomes a jumble of nerves around her brother. So, what can you expect? It's Ginny to the rescue! R/Hr

Hermione has somehow been persuaded to go on a blind date. How the hell did that happen? Blame Ginny Weasley, thats what Hermione's doing. But what happens when Hermione rather likes her date? Hr/Male!Blaise.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are almost over with their 5th year, ``and are in Hogsmeade. Harry and Hermione are now dating, and Ron feels slightly ``left out, so he has a conversation with Madam Rosmerta at the Three Broomsticks. ``Some funny stuff, with some romance on the side.

After a Slytherin girl turns up pregnant, the staff at Hogwarts decide that all students third-year and above need to be taught Sex Ed. Snape is chosen to teach the Gryffindor and Slytherin boys.

All Luna Lovegood wants for Christmas is to meet new boyfriend Harry Potter's family. So it's up to Harry to make her wish come true.``Of course misconceptions and misunderstandings abound as Luna makes her ``presence felt in the Dursley home over the holiday, but in the end it could turn out to be a blessing in disguise for them all.

In the summer between their fifth and sixth years at Hogwarts, the Marauders are over James' house. Unfortunately for them, that is no place for a quartet of pranksters to be, as there seems to be nothing to do! That quickly changes, however, when a mysterious book appears. Curious, they begin to read... And chaos naturally ensues!

Harry becomes a professor at Hogwarts school and is back with the rest of the Dream Team. However, Harry begins to have feelings for Hermione that are all too familiar to him. Will Ron help him get over his embarrassment and get the perfect fairy tale ending? A H/H fic.

With patience, weeks of planning and hours of effort, Ginny transforms Hermione for the Yule Ball.

What would happen if Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were secretly paired up together as Valentine's Day Pals? Maybe something unexpected....

A plucky young Hogwarts student investigates what exactly is wrong with Professor Potter, and gets much more than she bargained for. Slash.

Lupin gets married and settles down at 12 Grimmauld Place; Filch has a crush on someone; Harry meets his godmother; Ron is still feeling the side-effects of - er, well, Sirius is - oh, I've said too much already! Anyway, there will be loads of hilarious happenings at Hogwarts in Harry's sixth year!

Draco finally gets Hermione in the Astronomy Tower... ````"You can call me Hermione, you know."`` ``Draco shook his head. "No, I really don't think I can. Herm perhaps?"`` ``Hermione arched a brow. "I can push you off the tower. Everyone would just think it was another suicide."`` ``"You have a very dark side, Hermy. And another suicide?"`` ``"Never mind. I'll call you Malfoy and you call me Granger. And am I the only student who has ever read, Hogwarts, A History?"`` ``"Yes, you are the only one and you can call me Draco."

You knew that they'd be together. Ever since you met them, you knew that they would get married in the end. You knew that they'd have kids together. You can imagine them living together so easily...but even four years after graduation, this couple still isn't a couple, but they will be by the end of this fairy tale! This is a fluffy, romance-comedy that brings two people together after laughs, tears, and zucchini with light butter sauce! (Don't ask.)

What happens when you add four prank-happy boys to three clever girls? A totally chaotic Hogwarts, and a whole lot of fun. Set in the times of James Potter and gang, plus a few new characters of my own.

Ginny gets a detention when she interrupt Snape in class. She gets very upset with it, since she had never had a detention before. Draco Malfoy has also gotten a detention, and has to sit next to Ginny. They immediately start to fight. Detention number one leads to detention number two, which leads to...? Is Draco Malfoy really as bad as he seems? Does Ginny know what she wants?

Lucius takes a very young Draco out for a walk. Big mistake... A rather short fic I hope you'll enjoy.

When Albus Dumbledore begins his search for the new intake of students at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he casts his net far and wide. Sometimes his faculty have to become involved with Muggle families who will have difficulty accepting this whole new world. In July 1991, Professor Minerva McGonagall is summoned to Dumbledore's office for a very special assignment.

Or, Traditional Wizarding Holidays. Being a Fanfic of most Wonderous and Strange kind; in which may be Found a Tale of such High Adventures as are Fitting and Proper to Wizards, Wizzards, and Witches.``The rating be of R; the warnings be of mpreg; and the footnotes be forged of pure insanity.

George has a few things that make him different, and one of them is even secret from Fred. Prequel to Secrets Worth Keeping and Lost Love.

Exploding cauldrons, timely healing charms, and underhanded dealings in the Potions master's office... [Hermione/Snape; 'pre-het'] .

Some secrets are just better left secret. That's what Ron thinks when he accidentally gets hold of Harry's diary. Short and silly.

How was it?

Out of sheer boredom, I began reading HP theories from various sites, and I was amazed at what people were coming up with. Anyway, the next thing I noticed were a bunch of plot bunnies tap dancing on my desk. This is not meant to be read anyone who is sensitive about characters, theories or 'ship. Read, enjoy and review!

The recorded conversations of the Black family's dinner.

You need ten storytellers to tell one home-made bedtime story

The next chapter to the Jerry Springer show: Is Harry really gay? Did he and Draco break up after all? Will Hermione give Harry up that easily?

Night after night, it's the same old story: Hermione and her parents fight about her new boyfriend, Viktor Krum. And night after night, Hermione stalks off, and always runs into a one Draco Malfoy. Until one night..[Draco/Hermione] [Set in the middle of GoF]

Have you ever wondered how someone else viewed something in your life? Did Disney cloud your own logical approach to relationships and offer you impossible scenarios? This story offers four perspectives on the same relationship - Seamus, his mam, Dean's mum, and Dean.

Blend a cube of Time Machine into a cup of Gred and Forge. The Weasley twins take a journey into the future. Will it be like what they have expected? Enjoy your beverage!

SLASH! PARODY! Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.

The real story behind how Gyrffindor joined the other Founders to create Hogwarts.

"I sat in a daze, watching her walk away, her hips swaying after every step. Since when did my best friend become so gorgeous? Hmm, skip practice and be unmercifully teased by Hermione (something we both enjoy) or go to practice, where I would train and be tired quickly (something that neither of us enjoy)? ‘Hermione, wait! I’m coming with you!’" ``A fun and humourous (hopefully) H/Hr fic in which Snape wears knickers, Ron discovers his favourite colour, and Harry is oblivious but randy....

A funny, slashy, funny (did we mention funny and slashy?) MWPP fic where James and Lily get it together, Sirius is, um. . . Sirius, there's some strip poker, a few laughs, and a TOTAL surprise ending (we think.)

It's Hermione and Ron's seventh year at Hogwarts, and Ron is more perceptive than people give him credit for. Hermione doesn't want to get into a relationship with Ron because she thinks it would ruin their friendship with Harry. Ron attempts to convince her otherwise. Includes Confident!Ron, written to show how he may become once he has gotten through puberty, grown comfortable with his body and moved out of the shadow of his five brothers. Also contained herein: UST, humorous tertiary characters and this author's brave attempt at witty dialogue.

Draco is being driven mad by deprivation, and is beginning to entertain some disturbing thoughts. Just what has Harry Potter got to do with his predicament, and what will it take to push him over the edge? H/D slash.

A delve into the oft-confusing female psyche, complete with Bulleted Lists and Numbered Important Points. For the girls out there, this may help them understand themselves and the people around them. Boys out there should be taking notes!

Hermione takes Harry shopping for a...present...for Ginny. Companion piece to Heat.

St. Patrick's Day at Hogwarts. Fandom jokes and cliches abound. Oh yeah, and St. Patrick was a parselmouth. (Or was he?) (Okay, he was, I just added that for dramatic effect!) (Or did I?)

When two fanfic authors' power becomes horribly corrupt, Harry and co. are forced into a twisted, terrifying world in which everyone is... singing! Various characters will be turned into newts, fantastic hit musical sensations, and many end up falling into a large hole in the stage, caused by a tragic accident involving the ballet-dancing Oliver Wood and Hagrid.

It's date night. With Thai food.

What happens when all the characters in Harry Potter get together to play Truth or Dare? What about lots of laughter? Each chapter is for a different set of people or time period. Includes MWPPL and teachers.

Ron finally admitted to himself that he fancies his best friend, Hermione. What will happen now?

Hermione gets sent undercover in an American highschool to see how Muggle teens act. She finds that she has a long-term sub in one class...who just happens to be a long-forgotten person.

Lily Evans is going to spend the summer at her friend Jenn Black's summer home. When she gets there she meets her friend's brother, Sirius, and his friends, James and Remus, and has the time of her life. But will Lily and James be able to come together in the end?

Harry and Ron are back at it again! They reeeeeeally don't want to be back, because they know what's awaiting them. "VH1 Goes Inside..." is back! Why? 'Cos there are soooo many more couples left to pick on.

From the original producers of "Slash...aha!" and in conjunction with the Dissendium International Creative Brain-Trust Guild Association Alliance of People, Inc. comes a brazen, new, epic story of love, sabotage, betrayal, revenge, conquest, a little bit more of that love thing and... deli meat? What? As Harry once again puts out, and Draco pushes forward with his new maniacal agenda of health, aromatherapy and animal rights, Hogwarts is seduced under the power of obviously evil and diabolically delicious pepperoni and a very busy and unchafeable redhead.

Hermione contracts a fatal illness and is dying. The only three people who can save her are: Harry, Ron, and Draco. Only, they have no idea what they're doing. Thank goodness Hermione's spirit is coming with them. Hr/D