Broken Shards of Draco

Draco Malfoy, the "dastardly dashing" Slytherin with insecurities about being three inches shorter than Harry Potter, whiles his holidays away with his interactive "talking" dairy, Idiot. However, he stumbles across a mysterious mirror and his life soon flips over...a series of strange events climaxes with the arrival of the cynical, unorthodox and couldn't-care-less Philippe Morceau, and through a spree of spontaneous singing, accidental snogging, Quidditch and general chaos, the real undercurrents surface, and the truth might just destroy both Draco and Philippe.

TRANSITION (but still important, in terms of big stuff) chapter: Draco and Idiot have a midnight squabble, Alexei critics the Price is Right (gameshow! to all those people who don't know...), Draco falls through the mysterious veil of time, a short-lived angsty OC appears and dies (so don't complain that too much of the chap is dedicated to her), another unknown unnamed but pretty obvious OC waltzes in and out...less humour, more angst (so to speak), a lot (ok, too much) description of some people's looks, and some sarcasm inspired from Riddikulus' Clam Chowder (simply brilliantly hilarious, he/she is)...but NOT a ripoff, I assure you. More action in upcoming chapters, promise!

In this chapter, Draco returns to the year 1996, Harry gets into some overdue bouts of angst, Idiot suspects Draco's sexuality (a far-out theory involving a certain black-haired green-eyed main character), Alexei a.k.a. Philippe Morceau arrives at Hogwarts, a smirk/sneer/insult/insult-a-little-more conversation is held, and a flashback ensues. Draco gets mad, obviously.